That is genius.

tyranicas · 2 months

And then realize you're detained for the entire duration.

LiterallyShitsWisdom · 2 months

"Johnson, what've you got on that perv?"

"HEYYYYEYYYYYAAAYEEEEEEEEAAAAYEAYEYA!!""

"What're you talking about?!"

"I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!!!!!"

PhiladelphiaIrish · 2 months

In case you haven't looked at a youtube sidebar in the last decade, here's the video. The true center of the internet.

Pays4Porn · 2 months

Loop detection in video is easy to do automatically. Also each file would be identical, and computers can figure that out automatically as well.

spgcorno · 2 months

Why in the heck would you want to torture people trying to stop child pornography?!?

ShitsCrazyMan · 2 months

And he prays!!!!

EvoMethod · 2 months

I said Hey!

shenkhar · 2 months

How about downloading it once then duplicating it 500 times, saves bandwidth.

danzilla007 · 2 months

It's 'genius' right up until you realize that no matter the outcome of the investigation, the stigma of child pornography is forever attached to your name. Courtesy of the internet.

timothypjr · 2 months

Pissing off the FBI does not sound like a good idea. Ever. For any reason.

DenFyldige · 2 months

Erection for 9 years?

I guess you could say... He's had a HARD life so far

aerospace12 · 2 months

Yeah...genius...Waste the time of the people trying to stop child pornography.

BTAA4TD · 2 months

Because the FBI could never figure out how to do a file compare.

trixter21992251 · 2 months

I know we're in a surveillance society... But FBI monitoring my local harddrive file names? õ_Õ

BufalaMozzarella · 2 months

Funny, but unlikely. If I were an FBI agent I wouldn't be wasting my time watching videos. I'd hire a college intern who wants to be in the FBI and wants a letter of rec to do it for me. Then I'd teach him how to export to frames and playback at 10x (or more) speed. If there is porn somewhere in there you'd probably see it. If you were a serial offender of this kind of prank I'd just find you and arrest you under probable cause, keep you detained while we look through the videos, then release you after the long weekend. Pretty sure you wouldn't do it again. Lulz.

foontiswath · 2 months

Then the agent dumps all of it assuming every single one of the clips were Heyeayeas. However, CP was hidden within one of the 10 hour long clips that the agent missed. The criminals now have a way to traffic their disgusting fetishes by placing them inside 10 hour long obscure videos that isn't streamed.

23rabidkittens · 2 months

Yes. Because it is brilliant to waste the time of the people who have to spend painful time watching actual videos of abused children and finding the people who abused them. Fuck assholes that do this shit.

farceur318 · 2 months

Because the guy that has to sift through so many horrific videos and images of children being molested that it begins to warp his view of humanity to the point that he can no longer comfortably relate to other people in any meaningful way definitely needs to be trolled.

Scarmanz · 2 months

It's all fun and games until they trace back the IP address and take your computer for legal reason due to the investigation.

chbrules · 2 months

All you'd have to do is split the file up to view amongst a number of agents. Once it's clear, get the MD5 sum of the file and compare it to see that all the rest are just copies.

kabloona · 2 months

I can't believe anyone would upvote this. This guy is a moron, why would you try to harass people who are fighting child porn....unless maybe ....?

konungursvia · 2 months

So it's cool to waste the time of people who protect children?

matty25 · 2 months

Must be a slow day for /r/funny.

DudeWhoSaysWhaaaat · 2 months

Yeah pretty funny to slow down people trying to catch paedophiles.

How hilarious...

throwaway3015 · 2 months

I am not ashamed to say that I probably watched this more than 500 times in my lifetime.

DontCallMeNeilSedaka · 2 months

/r/youtubecomments

ShavedWookiee · 2 months

Dewsnow, I think you and I differ greatly on our perceived definitions of the word "genius".

Basically what I'm saying is, one of us a fucking retard. And it's not me.

shalbriri · 2 months

Did i really just watch this video for 10 minutes..

tsally · 2 months

Yes, because wasting 5,000 man hours of law enforcement who are trying to stop the exploitation of children is hilarious. Assholes.

Tier4 · 2 months

Watch one video
Do a CRC-32 check on the rest of them
Yup, they're the same
Move on.

not-doing-hw · 2 months

...you got 1 hour and 28 minutes into the video?

mhd420 · 2 months

There used to be a site called MP3.com which was like Bandcamp or Soundcloud and indie bands could upload their weird backyard Trance hits for free. To stop people from uploading copyright music they had an approval process where someone would listen to your song and flag it if it had any copyright violations.

I created a fake noise band that uploaded 10 minute abominations of clipping feedback and white noise just because I knew some poor human being had to sit there and listen through the entire thing.

edgesrazor · 2 months

Step missing - Get arrested for suspicion of child pornography and have life ruined by media.

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