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[–]macrovore 174 points175 points ago

You fool! By sewing my butt to my chest, you've given me boobs I can feel all day!

With what?

NOOOOO!

[–]rabidkitty 46 points47 points ago

I can not upvote this reference enough. It's from the community season 3 Halloween episode for people who don't know.

[–]colourofawesome 19 points20 points ago

I like people like you.

[–]Onepush 1 point2 points ago

I like people who like people like him.

[–]KwordShmiff 4 points5 points ago

I have no particular opinion on people who like people who are like him.

[–]betterthanastick 10 points11 points ago

Oh my fhqwhgads! I didn't even notice the hand/foot swap until I read your comment...

[–]macrovore 12 points13 points ago

Come on fhqwhgads!

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[–]FredTheBarber 9 points10 points ago

The Cheat is to the limit!

Everybody come on fhgwhgads!

[–]jhowlett 2 points3 points ago

troy and abed sewn tooogeethher

[–]macrovore 1 point2 points ago

NOO!! Forced to be together forever!

[–]weaselstomp[S] 2 points3 points ago

on the next episode of the twilight zone

[–]kwhyle 58 points59 points ago

[–]Avid_ 6 points7 points ago

Appreciated :) I was going to go there, but since you saved me that lean forward, I'll lean forward just to say thanks.

[–]thritr3 21 points22 points ago

Still fappable.

[–]scott4dis 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]dangerjoe 18 points19 points ago

From the same thread: QWOP

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Wut?

[–]ScottishUnicorn 16 points17 points ago

I think this is fake, I can tell by the pixels.

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[–]iceman78772 6 points7 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

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[–]hrothgar_the_great 2 points3 points ago

please tell me you're being sarcastic....

[–]weaselstomp[S] 1 point2 points ago

sarcasm, that's original

[–]vsal 27 points28 points ago

Boner status: Weirdest

[–]weaselstomp[S] 1 point2 points ago

genuine lol, thank you ticklishcage

[–]ticklishcage 2 points3 points ago

Haha you're welcome I laugh every time I see it

[–]ToastyNathan 9 points10 points ago

turns 69 into....some weird geometric shape i cant think of

[–]PhantomSwagger 11 points12 points ago

Inverted tetrahedron.

[–]ToastyNathan 1 point2 points ago

i feel i should know what that looks like

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

Upside down triangular-base pyramid.

[–]QueenElissa 11 points12 points ago

Wow! took me too long to realiset what was wrong with her butt!

[–]sundbergftw 10 points11 points ago

nothing wrong with it, just oddly placed

[–]Tirawi 3 points4 points ago

It has nipples...

[–]buster2Xk 18 points19 points ago

Nothing. Wrong. With. It.

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

All I saw was the boob-ass. AND NOTHING ELSE.

[–]ipreferjelly 5 points6 points ago

Where...where do I start?

[–]MyLAUGHTER 6 points7 points ago

this just completely stopped me from thinking for a good minute.

[–]congratsyoucanread 3 points4 points ago

Surprisingly, not too difficult to masturbate to

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 6 points7 points ago

[–]thedower 4 points5 points ago

Her hands are on her wrong legs

[–]weaselstomp[S] 15 points16 points ago

oh snap, fixed

[–]Table_biscuit 4 points5 points ago

This makes my penis dizzy.

[–]MisterMcKay 4 points5 points ago

That is ass backwards.

[–]weaselstomp[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yes, and I've noticed it takes some folks a few moments to notice something is afoot.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 3 points4 points ago

Hmmm... everything seems to be in proper OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!

[–]Paco_Is_A_Taco 1 point2 points ago

The fuck....

[–]4sexypants4 0 points1 point ago

My chub is wiggling

[–]ryudos 2 points3 points ago

Front butt, the holy grail...

[–]weaselstomp[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]Stickboy6891 2 points3 points ago

She looks like Sithandra from Aeon Flux with those hand-feet

[–]Deltron93 2 points3 points ago

Well if it isn't my old friend mr. McCraig. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

[–]ArcanePuppet 2 points3 points ago

some men just want to watch the world burn..

[–]Surly_Badger 1 point2 points ago

For a second there I thought this was another Catwoman cover.

[–]tmrxwoot 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

she shits out her chest... ewwww

[–]weaselstomp[S] 1 point2 points ago

Some chicks are into that.

[–]OneHotSnowman 0 points1 point ago

I swear I thought her ass and boobs were the only things switched, for like 15 seconds.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou -1 points0 points ago

I did not find this hard to fap to.

[–]flytaggart1 1 point2 points ago

I'm laughing, but I'm scared that I am. Might this rustle some inner demon from its resting place in my subconscious, driving me to try and recreate this image with an actual person?

[–]weaselstomp[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm interested to see what you can come up with, I hope this helps! (please post your creations to /r/science)

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

10/10 Would do.

[–]Chrono68 0 points1 point ago

Still fapped.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

the butt boobs are actually still hot.

[–]mr_furious7 1 point2 points ago

Me at at 8:52:59.5 AM "Wow she's kinda...." Me at at 8:53:00 AM "Oh what the fuck..."

[–]j11harms 0 points1 point ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]blare99 0 points1 point ago

The fuck..

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 0 points1 point ago

would bang

[–]tomtom547 0 points1 point ago

id like to titfuck her ass

[–]weaselstomp[S] -1 points0 points ago

I don't think it could be avoided.

[–]orthodoxrebel 0 points1 point ago

[–]gambit87 0 points1 point ago

Finished fapping before I noticed anything wrong

[–]GRFatman 0 points1 point ago

not great but was funny anyways

[–]MickeyRyan 0 points1 point ago

Still hot.

[–]Endulos 0 points1 point ago

Took WAY too long to notice what was up <_<

[–]Sandslash19 0 points1 point ago

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[–]Clevadio -1 points0 points ago

Man! I wanna titty fuck her buthole!

[–]Ineebu 1 point2 points ago

[–]HigherFive 2 points3 points ago

Aaaww, I am disappoint.

[–]weaselstomp[S] -1 points0 points ago

Now is your chance to mod :)

[–]tizjack 0 points1 point ago

I need the original. .. For science.

[–]weaselstomp[S] -1 points0 points ago

It's on /r/photoshopbattles, which is full of scientists