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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 226 points227 points ago

[–]Ghooble 29 points30 points ago

That was fucking epic.

[–]CDBSB 5 points6 points ago

Sweet preferred deity or lack thereof, that's fucking amazing.

[–]GynvaelRhena 10 points11 points ago

Now that video finally makes sense. Though it was already amazing without it.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Lannisters

[–]thegingersnap 17 points18 points ago

This is the second time I have run into this link on Reddit...

No one can EVER see enough hentai to know where this is going.

[–]SakabaShogun 7 points8 points ago

Is it odd that I actually like this song? Yea, the video is weird as balls (but I've seen worse, so it's not TOO bad, actually)

But the song is good.

[–]thegingersnap 7 points8 points ago

Its not odd at all, I agree completely. The video just doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

[–]SakabaShogun 6 points7 points ago

Occasionally my friends tell me they've found "The Weirdest Music Video"tm

Then I show them this and prove their sorry arses wrong.

[–]xkostolny 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to humbly suggest a couple of Die Antwoord's videos.

[–]Krypt0night 9 points10 points ago

I just watched this after not heeding the warning on the previous video saying not to click it. There hasn't been more of a time when I wandered what the actual fuck was going on.

[–]pieguyfry22 5 points6 points ago

Oh hell no.

the fuck was that?

[–]Surtir 2 points3 points ago

what.

[–]NamelessPurity 5 points6 points ago

no, no, no, no,No, No, No, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[–]limethyme 2 points3 points ago

was that french? japanese? fuckin weird as shit...

[–]messem10 1 point2 points ago

It is Japanese. The series is titled "Nichijou" (Regular Life). Anything but normal occurs in that series. Here is the wikipedia summary of the plot:

The series follows the lives of a group of high school students and their school. Various oddities and absurdities abound, such as a robotic girl made by a scientist who is an eight-year-old girl, a boy who rides a goat to school with his butler, a girl who can procure various guns out of thin air, a cat that can speak and a principal who has wrestled a deer. Despite its bizarre settings and characters, the students still lead normal lives.

[–]messem10 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, I meant for the video link above it... My above post refers to the link that is URL'd as: "and if you feel like a little something more"

[–]dhruvfire 2 points3 points ago

Do all videos lead to this?

[–]APPLE_SMASHER 1 point2 points ago

I showed this to one of my friends and it gave her nightmares. I laughed.

[–]Lluuiiggii 2 points3 points ago

Thy music may have well been white noise for all I payed attention to it.

[–]DJSchmitty 4 points5 points ago

NOPE.

[–]toolfreak 1 point2 points ago

What in the actual FUCK did I just watch

[–]MrMono1 1 point2 points ago

[–]GuardianxCore 0 points1 point ago

I saw this video a little while back so seeing you link to it gave me a good chuckle. Thanks man or lady.

[–]Bainik 0 points1 point ago

Not the worst thing I've seen by any means, but certainly up there on the scale of "what the hell did I just watch?"

[–]messem10 0 points1 point ago

I was going to look this up to watch after seeing the reference...

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

Why did that girl sound like Fry?

[–]Dusk_v731 2 points3 points ago

I haven't laughed this hard in forever.

[–]growlingbear 1 point2 points ago

The part where the Crazy Ho says, "I'm insane!"

[–]nzdoofusnz -1 points0 points ago

[–]dewhashish 5 points6 points ago

the name of the band is an insult to TF2 players everywhere

[–]freezway 6 points7 points ago

Literal version is the best.

[–]Mangos4Mongos 0 points1 point ago

WOW...I'm not sure how I have never seen this before! Is he saying "it's safe to dance" or "it's the safety dance" at the end?

[–]thatissomeBS 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop looking at my hands.

[–]rollamac2006 -1 points0 points ago

that post gave me cancer...

[–]bltsmith -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you that was awesome!

... Oh, wait, did you mean the good cancer?

[–]bananas21 3 points4 points ago

I think the post was about a person saying the Glee version was better.

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 1 point2 points ago

I have the record and am not ashamed! I probably should be though.

[–]Ghede 18 points19 points ago

That series of pictures with sound is far superior to what the OP delivered. Why, you cannot even hear the singing in a single image! The very idea...

[–]RealPhilthy 5 points6 points ago

At least OP brought us all together. To dance and sing.

[–]casmafen 2 points3 points ago

if only he provided the LSD as well

[–]chazwic[!] 5 points6 points ago

[–]thatissomeBS 0 points1 point ago

Best. Scrubs. Clip. Ever.

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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant insight, but I think you meant to reply to the Safety Dance video.

[–]Ozzertron 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. My bad.

[–]Dolan_Be_Trollin 1 point2 points ago

everybody look at your hands!!

[–]9ninjas -1 points0 points ago

He is the hero we want. You are the hero we deserve. My favorite scene from scrubs!

[–]sizeofdick 0 points1 point ago

Size: 2.4

[–]puttyguy 83 points84 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/BSU1E.png

I like when this happens...

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 7 points8 points ago

If you hadn't put this here, it could've been on the front page by now!! So much karma!!

[–]puttyguy 8 points9 points ago

I just kinda figured it would be more relevant in the actual thread instead of creating a new one for my own personal gain. I should probably learn to reddit better in the future?

[–]Dominus-Temporis 26 points27 points ago

S-S-S-S A-A-A-A....

[–]dark_mirage 18 points19 points ago

F-F-F-F E-E-E-E...

[–]lovellup 18 points19 points ago

T-T-T-T-Y-Y-Y-Y...

[–]MisterSnazzy 5 points6 points ago

Safety....Dance!

[–]Shaggy02 -1 points0 points ago

How is this not posted yet.

[–]jaggysnake3 18 points19 points ago

Daaaym, Turkledawg!

[–]MrGoodbytes 58 points59 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This is how I'm gonna raise my kids. 4coms -5pts 1mo funny
No friends of mine!!! [repost from funny] 15coms 327pts 1mo Scrubs
Parenting 247coms 1140pts 1mo funny
Good parenting. 174coms 1246pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]sergregor 21 points22 points ago

But this one has compression artifacts!

(It's literally decaying)

[–]blobok123 -1 points0 points ago

Dick. I was going to do that.

[–]mrmateo 3 points4 points ago

how do people still upvote these once they see that it has already been reposted three times?

[–]Mohander 8 points9 points ago

Reddit is growing and people don't have time to check it everyday?

[–]PirateBuckley 0 points1 point ago

Maybe, just maybe, the same people ( now this is a novel concept so bare with me) who saw it the first time...didn't see it the other times to down-vote it. Even more shocking maybe different people on a site with well over a million users didn't see it at all and what? They may have found it funny? They may have pushed the upvote button? My Science this new theory is astounding!

[–]aBlueKiwi 1 point2 points ago

More than three. Much more.

[–]rameninside -2 points-1 points ago

Why do you eat the same things again?

[–]Spazzedguy 2 points3 points ago

I'm certain I've seen it more than 3 times on reddit...

[–]hassanelrahaui 16 points17 points ago

Then he walks away doing the safety dance, loved this bit!

[–]SugarBeef 15 points16 points ago

Has it already been a week? If this one's up again we should be seeing the one about Dr. Cox talking about the internet without porn by tomorrow.

[–]Allogistic 2 points3 points ago

If they took away all the porn on the internet there would only be one site left, and it would be called "Bring Back the Porn."

There, that should stall it a bit.

[–]Coryshepard117 0 points1 point ago

That's a good one. We should repost the one about Turk's kid dancing if he wants to. Lol. Roflmfao! Jekskendhavshd!

[–]E_lucas 5 points6 points ago

Well now it's going to be stuck in my head all day.

[–]Karn92 6 points7 points ago

At least she did not mention that the commissar was in town.

[–]CdnDude 3 points4 points ago

[–]kabukistar 10 points11 points ago

[–]Derpybro 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much, you are the son of god, kabukistar, now, please guide me and my people into your glorious hole.

[–]Derpybro 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much, you are the son of god, kabukistar, now, please guide me and my people into your glorious hole.

[–]Kiassen 0 points1 point ago

Why does that work?

[–]TheExter 1 point2 points ago

Heh... yeah... i saw the episode too

[–]Dienomite -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]salemnov20 -1 points0 points ago

It is.

[–]anthrocide -3 points-2 points ago

and a lame one at that

[–]galt88 1 point2 points ago

SUUUUUUUUUUULUUUUUUUUUU!

[–]PaddyThePlatypus 0 points1 point ago

Easily my favorite scene in this show. The whole setup is pulled off flawlessly.

[–]enjolias 0 points1 point ago

You can't screen cap every funny bit. This one relies on Turk performing the safety dance as he says it. In that crazy tone. Or else it's just ridiculous

[–]galile0 0 points1 point ago

Chicks dig guys who can dance.

[–]crash213 1 point2 points ago

I call dibs on posting this next week.

[–]strawberryfield4ever 0 points1 point ago

Love that song

[–]pureeviljester 0 points1 point ago

NO! JUST NO! You don't link a photo of Turk singing! Fuck you!

Tired of this shit..

[–]aakaakaak 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost. But I'm gonna upvote you anyway because it's awesome...and it's been more than a couple weeks since I've seen it.

[–]gerbil_george 0 points1 point ago

My friend had an the perfect set-up to actually do this and HE DIDN'T TAKE IT!!! I was so mad. An opportunity like that never happens twice.

[–]quailman97 0 points1 point ago

haha its pretty great how most people who looked at this comment probably looked up the song

[–]yesIdofloss 0 points1 point ago

the song was playing on my radio when I opened this

[–]WasherDryerCombo 0 points1 point ago

That's what Carla gets when she messes with the warrior.

[–]fletcher42 0 points1 point ago

DAMMIT! The final joke to that whole thing is, " Carla, didn't you learn your lesson when you told him der kommissar was coming to town?"

THAT'S THE JOKE! -McBain

[–]Morisco 0 points1 point ago

A sound logic coming from Turk

[–]Ginodon 0 points1 point ago

son born with polio.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Didn't finish reading... Why am I commenting?

[–]imjustdrunk 0 points1 point ago

this belongs in r/scrubs

[–]QuidHD 0 points1 point ago

I love how relevant this is to me because the past two days have been nothing but Scrubs on Netflix. And you can only truly experience this scene with the video.

[–]tocki 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost or I've seen this somewhere else.

[–]Holmania 0 points1 point ago

[–]skatermario3 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this one again

[–]adarvesh0 -5 points-4 points ago

I just saw this a few days back... No never mind, reddit never has reposts.

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun -2 points-1 points ago

"Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter."

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 5 points6 points ago

I read that too.

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun -2 points-1 points ago

Hmmm, i made a crucial mistake. Jesus! What I should have said was that it was my favorite quote of that scene, his delivery was great. and Most guys know where he's coming from with not wanting a daughter. The scene is especially funny when you consider that their first child wound up being a girl.

[–]BaccaFett -2 points-1 points ago

I think this repost pops up at least once a week.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

Don't repost if you want to, or your friends'll leave you behind. Cause your friends don't repost and if they don't repost, well they're sure friends of mine.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

The logic as to why you humorless dolts still watch/repeat this show?

[–]Joke_Flew_Over_Head -4 points-3 points ago

Sexism like this disgusts me. The man obviously would favor having a son, but to completely disregard questions about a daughter, just because he wants a son, is totally not cool.

[–]pjpjr6 -2 points-1 points ago

This again.

[–]Coryshepard117 -2 points-1 points ago

I can't wait for the next time this repost makes it to the front page YOU FUCKING TWAT!

[–]SargeMacLethal 0 points1 point ago

I think this is literally the third time I've seen this posted in two weeks...

[–]DjHomage -1 points0 points ago

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

gay