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[–]whitneylovesyou 116 points117 points ago

...Years? The cat video that gif was taken from was only uploaded in May 2011...

[–]xLowDown 66 points67 points ago

Everyone knows 1 real life month = 1 internet year.

[–]Jinnofthelamp 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, I had cyber sex last year and she got pregnant. Fortunately I only have to pay child support till January.

[–]UnorthodoxGentleman 3 points4 points ago

1...what month?

[–]OpticalData[S] 162 points163 points ago

Internet years.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 12 points13 points ago

I love how you were downvoted, but the another guy that posted later with pretty much the same thing has upvotes. Fuck logic. Here's an upvote.

[–]RabidMuskrat93 3 points4 points ago

Everytime I see somebody say "I don't know why you were downvoted..." I always see the person they replied to having like 50+ upvotes...

[–]well_golly 6 points7 points ago

Fuck logic, here's a sideways vote!

Take that, logic!

[–]OpticalData[S] 6 points7 points ago

<3

If there is one thing I know for certain, it's that the voice of the internet doesn't speak with logic... Most of the time.

[–]Nightwing11 1 point2 points ago

I have literally seen 800 renditions of this exact comment in my time on reddit....and they always get upvoted

[–]ClockStalker 2 points3 points ago

/u/Nightwing11: Analyzing 277 comments and submissions over the last 214 days

Hypothesized location: Western North America

To hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, and Eternity in an hour

[–]Nightwing11 1 point2 points ago

this is a first, im honored and offended

[–]Fritz7325 0 points1 point ago

...the...fuck...????

[–]bearsaremean 5 points6 points ago

you use this as an excuse to repost? fuck you

[–]OpticalData[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sorry you've seen it before.

It's funny, others thought so and it has the Enterprise. So cool it.

[–]RevProtocol 4 points5 points ago

You are correct, sir! This guy is just a BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point ago

I'm so upset that this is the first thing I thought as well...

[–]lunarmodule -1 points0 points ago

too soon

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[–]Reddickk 7 points8 points ago

NO!

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 13 points14 points ago

Come on Kitty, engage inertial dampeners!

[–]OpticalData[S] 6 points7 points ago

Divert power to the main deflector!

[–]YEASTY_CUNT 0 points1 point ago

Vent your plasma coolant!

[–]viciousbreed 1 point2 points ago

Stuck in that time loop forever...

[–]rprebel 32 points33 points ago

In 18 years on the internet, I have never seen this. How is that even possible?

[–]OpticalData[S] 16 points17 points ago

I don't know, but I'm glad I bought it into your life.

[–]hughtankman -1 points0 points ago

So simple, yet so brilliant. I haven't laughed at a gif like this ever. I had also never seen it.

[–]_Mattman_ 34 points35 points ago

[–]SOPA_NO 33 points34 points ago

I kept waiting for that cat...

[–]biggmclargehuge 10 points11 points ago

you didn't see the pussy?

[–]Devianter 3 points4 points ago

Good one.

[–]kewsi 27 points28 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]freefallfreddy 0 points1 point ago

Mass Effect? Oh yeah, Ass Effect.

[–]yellowpride 26 points27 points ago

[–]FeelsGoodBrah 4 points5 points ago

i could watch it for hours

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 3 points4 points ago

I upvote every time I see this.

[–]yellowpride 5 points6 points ago

/r/thestopgirl have fun

[–]abcdefghihello 0 points1 point ago

I feel like she is saying "No," not stop. Say stop. When making the 'p' sound your lips touch. Hers do not. Thank you and good day.

[–]metalgeargreed 6 points7 points ago

Am I the only bothered by the fact the DRIVER recorded the video?

[–]SDFprowler 28 points29 points ago

Don't worry, the cat was keeping an eye on EVERYTHING.

[–]RevProtocol 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit I didn't know that was a cat on Adderall. I kind of feel bad for him now. Glad he lived...

[–]AbjectDogma 12 points13 points ago

That is remarkably like what I look like on adderall.

[–]dionysus6794 -2 points-1 points ago

Commenting for future use

[–]rdbd 5 points6 points ago

[–]pie_crumbs 3 points4 points ago

[–]huge_toes 39 points40 points ago

[–]x755x 57 points58 points ago

[–]fancycat 5 points6 points ago

this one is the best

[–]Lawdee 3 points4 points ago

I half expected the dogs to hold up 10/10 signs.

[–]4chanscaresme 1 point2 points ago

Watch the saggy tail and the lack of posture in the back half combined with not even entering the box I call this a No Jump. The dogs are right to not mark this.

Source: I watched the Olympic Gymnastics for four minutes and am therefore an expert.

[–]yodamann 1 point2 points ago

DISASTROUS MISTAKE!!

[–]warcrafter 6 points7 points ago

i think i like this one more

[–]IvanTheOcean 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd so hard at that, my wife is looking at me like an I'm an idiot now.

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

Also, you posted this 4 days ago

[–]OpticalData[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I realized I hadn't missed it an the time on my profile was all confusing and I had made a promise to my friend that I would post it hence la la la boringstory

[–]scudmissile 11 points12 points ago

[–]Blitzwire 19 points20 points ago

[–]boossaa 2 points3 points ago

WHO AM I GONNA BUILD RAMPS FOR NOW?!

[–]wepreyaswolves 1 point2 points ago

What is this from? I can't seem to recall at the moment.

[–]HOZZENATOR 7 points8 points ago

Hotrod...great movie. One of my favorites.

[–]wepreyaswolves 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! For some reason I was thinking it was an older The Lonely Island YouTube video.

[–]Blitzwire 0 points1 point ago

Hot rod guy gif. That's what I googled

Edit: oops someone beat me to it!

[–]thattallfellow 1 point2 points ago

YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?

[–]radiojosh 1 point2 points ago

This post reminded me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPIPOaRUFg

[–]jjllpk 2 points3 points ago

I've only been on Reddit for like 29 days and I've already seen this twice

[–]UnknownArchive 5 points6 points ago

[–]dannimann 3 points4 points ago

He just looks so darn happy!

[–]OpticalData[S] 3 points4 points ago

Can't tell if happy... Or terrified.

[–]yasisterstwat 5 points6 points ago

Its supposedly on adderall

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 1 point2 points ago

I confirm feeling like a cat piloting the Enterprise on adderall.

[–]bang909 3 points4 points ago

After minutes, now my favourite .gif

[–]glenitalia 2 points3 points ago

Thank you.

[–]OpticalData[S] 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome

[–]Winterpeg 4 points5 points ago

came here for asian kid putting lighter fluid on his crotch and lighting it, left disappointed.

[–]OpticalData[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry =(

[–]Winterpeg 1 point2 points ago

It's ok I understand. happy cake day too! :)

[–]OpticalData[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thank you :>

On the bright side, you have the Enterprise.

The Enterprise is a pretty big ship, so just imagine an asian kid playing with chemicals in one of the class rooms, as the ship spins the chemicals spill to his crotch and ignite as the ship explodes.

[–]Winterpeg 0 points1 point ago

bahahahah!! you have officially satisfied my need for laughing at ridiculous stuff today. I wish you many more years of redditing kind sir/madame!

[–]OpticalData[S] 3 points4 points ago

Bow

The same to you good sir/madame, the same to you

[–]rhazer 2 points3 points ago

Years? But the video of the cat isn't even 2 years old...
Nonetheless, this is one repost I cannot be upset about.

[–]OpticalData[S] 1 point2 points ago

Temporal anomaly =(

[–]1stgamer 0 points1 point ago

This could be ever funnier if it had music.

[–]time4anewsn 0 points1 point ago

Poor kitty. It's stressed to the max.

[–]andawarmgeek 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen this gif before, but now I feel like my life is slightly more complete. I'm gonna have to hang onto that one.

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

That got exponentially more funny the longer I watched it. After the first play through I was like, okay...

By the third I had a bit of a chuckle grumbling in my belly

By the eighth time I nearly died. Had I not clicked back I most likely would not have been here to write this reply.

[–]Eathbound 0 points1 point ago

cake bro's

[–]OpticalData[S] 0 points1 point ago

A link has been forged, that will last until the end of Reddit...

Or Earth, whichever is first.

[–]spacekataza -1 points0 points ago

Dude.

[–]maniamania 1 point2 points ago

After years, still my favourite .gif

This was on the front page a day or two ago with a near identical headline.

I guess what I'm saying is: fuck you, OP. Quit lyin'.

[–]That_Relatable_Dude 1 point2 points ago

Word for word repost :l

[–]andreas940 3 points4 points ago

[–]DropkickMorgan 2 points3 points ago

heerz a repost cuz itz ma cake day DERP!!11211

[–]OpticalData[S] 2 points3 points ago

HERR CIRCULJERKAN IS TEH CUUL GIV UPVOT LOL

[–]maxilla 0 points1 point ago

This dramatic gif is my favorite gif.

[–]candyman420 3 points4 points ago

ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP! ALL HANDS ABANDON....

[–]Cygnus_X1 -1 points0 points ago

...AND TIME LOOP. Perfect gif.

[–]OpticalData[S] -1 points0 points ago

Meow?

[–]JayMillah -1 points0 points ago

I hope I'm not the only one who kept watching waiting for something else to happen.

[–]OpticalData[S] -1 points0 points ago

It's just so seamless...

[–]Kranerian -1 points0 points ago

Remarkably appropriate given the episode that clip of the Enterprise came from... ("Cause and Effect" - They're trapped in a time loop that keeps ending with the ship going boom)

[–]jimbromley -1 points0 points ago

This was a risky click.

[–]SlothWith7Toes -1 points0 points ago

Alright...who in mim are you?

[–]tom_riddler -1 points0 points ago

upvotes - sighs - Happy cake day.

[–]RabidMuskrat93 -1 points0 points ago

Dear god I wish I could put a gif as my wallpaper on my iPhone. One day...

[–]reallifesexdoll -1 points0 points ago

that cat's expression is priceless

[–]PirateMug -1 points0 points ago

First time I saw this was on Joel's page.

[–]ColoBB 0 points1 point ago

who could not like that cute kitty :D very adorable

[–]bug71700 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for 1337 :D

[–]Gunner3210 -1 points0 points ago

DAT CAT

[–]leGOAlex3100 -1 points0 points ago

Ah, so you're a Trekkie, eh? Draws Lightsaber

[–]mendy929 -1 points0 points ago

YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE.

[–]relaxed9623 0 points1 point ago

I've only been on Reddit for like 29 days and I've already seen this twice.

[–]Hisher 2 points3 points ago

I think this has the same title every time I see it.

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

So if you say "I just love this (pic or gif)" or "One of my all time favorites" or anything like that it's automatically excuses you for the repost?

[–]asvigny 0 points1 point ago

Yes, welcome to the internet.

[–]Favom -4 points-3 points ago

Here's my favorite one. http://i.imgur.com/rEsnp.gif

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[–]sharpstyx -1 points0 points ago

really? my favorite of all time is semi nsfw http://i.imgur.com/g1ZeS.gif

[–]skakid175 -2 points-1 points ago

Watching this with this video entertained me for a good few minutes...