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Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Razbu1337 121 points122 points ago

Wait until he sees the dog's boner.

[–]BCouto 90 points91 points ago

*feels

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 78 points79 points ago

*tastes

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 189 points190 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/PgS1q.gif

[–]cyberslick188 73 points74 points ago

Not using the "that escalated quickly" macro?

You get an upvote my friend.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 35 points36 points ago

Oh please, even I'd hate me for that.

[–]MagicJohnsonPSA 1 point2 points ago

****** please!

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 15 points16 points ago

You can use words here, we're all grown up.

[–]mach-2 11 points12 points ago

nigga please!

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 16 points17 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lmpervious 3 points4 points ago

I'm not.

[–]WakeAndGo 1 point2 points ago

You're in the wrong part of the Internet then, my friend...

[–]DistractedScholar 0 points1 point ago

ASS DICK SHIT CUNT FUCK.

Sorry, just had to balance it out.

[–]cyberslick188 -4 points-3 points ago

something something gods work something something karma train

[–]dalthughes 3 points4 points ago

best gif ever. could be used for almost anything.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 27 points28 points ago

I have one for just about everything.

[–]eonge 4 points5 points ago

Mother of god.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 11 points12 points ago

I know, I know.

[–]katelynroxx 0 points1 point ago

I had time for it, disappointed that the last 140 or so were all the same one.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 1 point2 points ago

except that they aren't?

[–]climaxingwalrus 0 points1 point ago

That means it wasn't loading.

[–]ShoddyLittleMan 2 points3 points ago

Ugh, great. Now i'm going to be sitting here for ages flicking through them all.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 1 point2 points ago

I seriously thought everyone had an imgur gallery for this. All you have to do is make an account with a folder, download the Google Chrome "Imgur Extension" and then when you see a gif you like, right click it and relocate it to your folder.

[–]ShoddyLittleMan 0 points1 point ago

This does make more sense than doing it the way I have where they are saved in a bookmarks folder called "gifs". Thanks for the tip i guess :)

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 2 points3 points ago

;o

[–]H5Mind 1 point2 points ago

I have three text files on my note app on my phone. URL plus description. Laborious and not smart.

[–]ordona 0 points1 point ago

I stumbled across this extension the other day.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 1 point2 points ago

I have it as well. We may have even seen it in the same thread. ' 3'

EDIT: I lied, I was thinking of GIF Scrubber which has the option to explode the gif.

[–]TastyMidgetElbowSex 0 points1 point ago

this is my favourite gif of all time

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face 0 points1 point ago

For the very first time I am actually disappointed I have only one upvote.

[–]jubsie88 0 points1 point ago

That is the strangest face I have ever seen Hermione make.

[–]TastyMidgetElbowSex 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MG3wg.gif

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 2 points3 points ago

Stealin' my gif huh?

We're taking this to the shadow realm.

[–]TastyMidgetElbowSex 4 points5 points ago

I didn't actually steal it, I had it lined up but I couldn't post because of 10 minute limit for posting too much.

http://i.imgur.com/VXCKx.gif

[–]skakruk 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 17 points18 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

ಠ

[–]verdantTree 0 points1 point ago

*testes

[–]Razbu1337 1 point2 points ago

Used that one first, but decided to edit, seemed too dirty :)

[–]AnimalCollectiveRef 0 points1 point ago

did you say Feels?

[–]TastyMidgetElbowSex 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/dgGg2.jpg

[–]mandobekah -1 points0 points ago

I wish I could upvote this a million times. Haven't seen it before, and my side hurts from laughing so much!

[–]Captinmalren 2 points3 points ago

The funny thing about my back is it's located on my cock.

[–]unrelated_feedback 0 points1 point ago

I wish my mother was not so critical of me

[–]IntensePretense 0 points1 point ago

RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!

[–]RealDollNipSlip 0 points1 point ago

RED ROCKET, RED ROCKET!

Mom?!?!?!?

[–]mediocre_genius 1 point2 points ago

Wait til you see my d&k.

[–]Drunken_Economist -2 points-1 points ago

The funny thing about my back is, it's located on my cock.

[–]Depressed_Economist 0 points1 point ago

Hi there buddy, whatcha drinking?

[–]Razbu1337 0 points1 point ago

You were late to the party.

Sober up, next time you might just make it!

[–]Vanils 45 points46 points ago

Come on boy, red rocket, red rocket!

[–]Charliearlie 25 points26 points ago

Perfectly looping gif.

http://i.imgur.com/cOhmI.gif

[–]Reapercometh 24 points25 points ago

Almost the right hand suddenly jerks back to it's original position

[–]lmpervious 8 points9 points ago

Why aren't those upvotes? Why would they put it sideways? It doesn't even seem like there is a benefit to putting them sideways (in terms of making it easier to make the gif).

[–]morbo1993 1 point2 points ago

I wondered the exact same thing. The creator also made this though

[–]thestubbornDIY[!] 0 points1 point ago

I guess since they're projectiles they're supposed to be aimed at the person zurg is firing at. So thats why they're aimed slightly left.

[–]xyroclast -5 points-4 points ago

Also, I'm pretty sure the source clip is from a children's cartoon show.

Why is this relevant to reddit?

[–]Greenleaf208 1 point2 points ago

It's from toy story...

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

Ooh. I was thinking it was from that Buzz Lightyear spinoff

[–]Fancy_Frogglin 0 points1 point ago

Source if anyone cares. Also I guess this is too. and maybe this.

[–]PoopToot 38 points39 points ago

"Scratch my back and I'll rub my nut sack against your ribcage and distract you with my foot."

[–]Snoring71 5 points6 points ago

This is the first time I've seen something on Good Morning America before seeing it on Reddit... usually it's the other way around.

[–]raymendx 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is not what it used to be.

[–]TkMyEyes_NotTheShirt 12 points13 points ago

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

[–]JamieBainer 11 points12 points ago

That dog's probably got his lipstick out.

[–]Fahobagi 3 points4 points ago

Took me a second, but I get the visual now. I am pleased.

[–]thestubbornDIY[!] 1 point2 points ago

So is the dog

[–]JHole04 2 points3 points ago

I don't know where you people learned that a dog kicks their leg like that from being sexually aroused, but you might want to lose that false information.

[–]tacotaster 5 points6 points ago

This kid is a genius, he's going places.

[–]ArticulateFool 3 points4 points ago

I would be in heaven of I could teach this to my dog.

[–]whatbrighteyes 14 points15 points ago

You don't teach it, I don't think. It's like a reflex muscle reaction that happens when you scratch just the right spot on their belly.

On my dog's tummy, it's like right under her armpits, front or back.

[–]neelshiv 44 points45 points ago

Could you align two dogs' sweet spots and then have them get caught in an infinite scratching loop?

[–]Yulex2 13 points14 points ago

We need to get the Mythbusters on this shit NOW

[–]lmpervious 1 point2 points ago

I can see it now... two dogs perpetually scratching each other until one of them dies, and the other is set free.

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/QPluJ.gif

[–]MarbledNightmare 0 points1 point ago

It's been a while, but that was the plot of Where a Red Fern Grows, right?

[–]bloodfyr 1 point2 points ago

It varies, though. My first dog never did it. My current dog does it, but you have to scratch him really fast and it usually only elicits a shake of the leg.

[–]gripit_and_ripit 0 points1 point ago

Sweet spot!! Arggg getitgetitgetit

[–]anonim1230 2 points3 points ago

Both my dogs did this and I didn't need to teach them, that must be something in some dogs nature.

[–]PecManchest 0 points1 point ago

Had one dog do it, the other started doing it too. The first one died and now the other dog doesn't do it anymore. Not sure what to make of it.

[–]Snowyjoe 1 point2 points ago

Yeah... but their sharp nails hurt pretty bad...

[–]KookyGuy 2 points3 points ago

The longer I watch this gif the speed of the scratching seems to change. It could be that I have a crappy computer.

[–]demiwolford 0 points1 point ago

the only thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

[–]Cagn 2 points3 points ago

kinda sad when I see something on Good Morning America before I see it on reddit...

[–]onlyforaminute 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of an AskReddit thread...

[–]miamimonster11 1 point2 points ago

The funny thing about my back, is that it is located on my cock...

[–]tab527 0 points1 point ago

This has got to be the smartest thing ever thought of!

[–]jettrscga 0 points1 point ago

/r/circlejerk's new logo?

[–]Corsair857 1 point2 points ago

If you want to make some more sweet karma repost this in /r/aww I am sure they will just LOVE IT.

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

I must say I find this a tad disturbing.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 1 point2 points ago

The infinite loop of happiness.

[–]foleychase 0 points1 point ago

The 69 of back scratches.

[–]BobOneLoveMarley 0 points1 point ago

It's a circle jerk.

[–]-pt- 1 point2 points ago

There's all kind of weird boners going on

[–]LakeStClair 0 points1 point ago

69

[–]CASANOVAZ3X 0 points1 point ago

Well played, my friend.

[–]Mathsciteach -1 points0 points ago

I miss my dog.

[–]jlees88 0 points1 point ago

"Funny thing about my back is that it is located on my cock."

[–]griesuschrist -1 points0 points ago

After seeing a dog bang the back of a little kid I think it's enough internet for me. G'night.

[–]Adios_numero_two 0 points1 point ago

Funny thing about my cock is that.....

[–]confuseum 0 points1 point ago

Poor snake, all left out.

[–]blooper2112 0 points1 point ago

He found The Spot.

[–]fogburner 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess I should have changed my preferences to new rather than best before I looked at the comments.

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face 0 points1 point ago

I have the weirdest boner right now

[–]Otaku_N1 0 points1 point ago

69

[–]sierrx 0 points1 point ago

The thing about my back is, it's located on my cock..

[–]Lenten1 0 points1 point ago

Relevant.

[–]slider909 0 points1 point ago

forget teaching them how to sit or lay, that's the first trick a dog should learn to do!!!

[–]iaacp -1 points0 points ago

That dog's penis is in that boy's armpit.

[–]mediocre_genius 1 point2 points ago

Red rocket!

[–]DoctorBagels -1 points0 points ago

Oh look, it's /r/atheism.

[–]Iwant2bethe1percent -1 points0 points ago

brazzers.

[–]Thespiderman -2 points-1 points ago

You're 1 red rocket away from 4chan buddy

[–]AugustsOnlySon 0 points1 point ago

circlejerk*

[–]Niggre -3 points-2 points ago

You need to die. What kind of sick fuck is both a pedophile AND a furry?

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