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[–]xorn 76 points77 points ago

I didn't know that dragons could catch boneitis, too.

[–]svenhoek86PC 15 points16 points ago

It's common in many animal species.

[–]macsymePC 4 points5 points ago

Everytime I read that I read bonetits.

[–]Whataboutthatguy 59 points60 points ago

I want to stick some glow sticks in his hands. Nnnn ttssss. Nnnn ttssss. Nnnn ttssss. Nnnn ttssss.

[–]the2beloPC 16 points17 points ago

SOMEBODY SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM

[–]Captain_LargePoopPC 13 points14 points ago

Aaaa

[–]ObsGenesis 3 points4 points ago

So much enthusiasm.

[–]WOW_IM_SEXY_AS_HELL 29 points30 points ago

LmAo LeT's dO iiiiiiT !!! NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS NNnN tTsSsS

[–]shnurf 14 points15 points ago

Your first upvoted comment, im proud of you

[–]shalarpixel 4 points5 points ago

Haha I actually went through his history the other day, there is one other that got u

[–]zdominator86PS3 2 points3 points ago

aww.. why did you stop :(

[–]Lusty_Falmer_Maidflair 5 points6 points ago

I love you.

[–]aubryk 0 points1 point ago

I'm upvoting you because I love your username

[–]byniriflair 0 points1 point ago

This is maybe the ONE time this novelty account makes a post that fits.

[–]NOVEL_COMMENT 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, bitch.

[–]runsoutofspace 4 points5 points ago

[insert Sandstorm]

[–]yaredw -1 points0 points ago

[–]da_muffinman 1 point2 points ago

b-boy dragon. Is there a "dance" shout I don't know about?

[–]UUijsflair 29 points30 points ago

Stop bloodbending a dragon.

[–]marblefootXBOX 14 points15 points ago

It's not even a full moon!

[–]Sheather 4 points5 points ago

Hell! It's not even night time!

But that's just how powerful a waterbender Dovahkiin is.

[–]UnsettledThoughtflair 1 point2 points ago

Must be a descendant of Yakone.

[–]klutz988XBOX 25 points26 points ago

Somebody stole his sweetroll......

[–]A_Guy_HidingPS3 19 points20 points ago

Looks like he's just button mashing.

[–]bkh555[S] 14 points15 points ago

SQUARERIGHTARROWCIRCLETRIANGLEUPUPDOWN?

[–]The_Painted_Man 12 points13 points ago

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY KEYBOARD!?!?

[–]iceman78772XBOX 1 point2 points ago

WHERE THE FUCK'S MY XBOX CONTROLLER?

[–]Willy_McMammothXBOX 1 point2 points ago

I DON'T KNOW BUT THE KINECT STILL WORKS!!!!!!

[–]iceman78772XBOX 1 point2 points ago

SHEARPOINT...SHEARPOINT...WHITERUN...WHY DO I FUCKING GET THAT BUT NOT SHEARPOINT

[–]xMIASMAxPC 0 points1 point ago

That face...

[–]TheInternetHivemind 16 points17 points ago

And he still didn't get that itch on his back.

[–]Lavernius_Tucker 10 points11 points ago

GEDDAN!

[–]Mr_Trofl 5 points6 points ago

Exactly what I thought.

[–]JDragonPC 10 points11 points ago

It'd be awesome if dragons chased their own tails... might make them a little less threatening though.

[–]thieving_magpie 7 points8 points ago

That is far more terrifying than when a dragon attacks normally.

[–]pikaokuflair 5 points6 points ago

So, there's a dragon shout for "Divide By Zero"?

[–]MonkeysnottPC 5 points6 points ago

He looks like he is laughing his ass off.

[–]Hammer1705 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he is in incredible agony?

[–]Prometheusx 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of this video.

For fun.

[–]Never-Nude-Prude 2 points3 points ago

[–]dimmidicePC 4 points5 points ago

looks like it got the cruciatus curse used on it.

[–]OneArmedNoodlerXBOX 5 points6 points ago

This is the second time I've said this today... seriously, fuck QWOP.

[–]xxfay6 2 points3 points ago

NOT TRUE

[–]OneArmedNoodlerXBOX 0 points1 point ago

No, it is true... fuck QWOP.

[–]xxfay6 0 points1 point ago

What I was saying was not true second time you said it

[–]OneArmedNoodlerXBOX 0 points1 point ago

Just because I didn't say it on reddit doesn't mean I didn't say it... and stop stalking me you pervert. I'm a married man.

[–]GiPes 0 points1 point ago

What about CLOP?

[–]Sara8Pie 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me when I killed a dragon at collage and there was a storm... Scared the crap out of me

[–]SubtleUnknown 2 points3 points ago

What did you collage?

[–]Sara8Pie 0 points1 point ago

Sorry...

[–]SubtleUnknown 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, it happens to the brest of us!

[–]JFoggers 2 points3 points ago

Breakdancing dragon!

[–]Lilsteps95 2 points3 points ago

DOVAHQWOP!!

[–]Draxaan 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he stepped on a Lego brick.

[–]GeeJoflair 1 point2 points ago

[–]Phan102388XBOX 0 points1 point ago

He was just break dancing.

[–]AlienHookPS3 0 points1 point ago

QWERTYUIOP i need more fingers.

[–]BuffHardbackflair 1 point2 points ago

DRGN

[–]Nage 0 points1 point ago

new dragonrend dlc?

[–]xxfay6 1 point2 points ago

I WORK OUT

[–]JasonZeppelinPS3 0 points1 point ago

somebody should make an /r/GifSound

[–]CarlTheHobo 0 points1 point ago

It's already been done, this is in fact a repost.

[–]Hitane 1 point2 points ago

Is it... is it ok?

[–]Elitehax 0 points1 point ago

It looks like the guy from futurama who had boneitis

[–]kimbrolee 0 points1 point ago

Everybody wants to party with that dragon.

[–]MoarVespenegas 0 points1 point ago

Haters gona hate

[–]davemj 0 points1 point ago

damn it hes been the disco king for 5 weeks now, i got learn the funky monkey to beat him!

[–]JamoJustRedditPC 0 points1 point ago

From the creator of QWOP and CLOP comes FLAP!

[–]holololololden 0 points1 point ago

Na man, that dragon's got way to much air for QWOP.

[–]thehero29PC 1 point2 points ago

is this a new shout? Bone-I-Tis.

[–]j00jyPC 0 points1 point ago

[–]diskoponyflair 1 point2 points ago

There can be only one culprit

Redwater Skooma

[–]AcharynPC 0 points1 point ago

Skyrim just needs more friction.

[–]TheDudishPC 0 points1 point ago

.jpg... my life will never be the same now

[–]Magickyle7 -1 points0 points ago

He's listening to dubstep!

[–]ChoolyBuzkillXBOX 0 points1 point ago

Is that Paarthurnax?

[–]treggifyflair 0 points1 point ago

Don't give them any ideas.

[–]sangriadvxflair 0 points1 point ago

Dance Dance Dragon?

[–]Lumbajack56 0 points1 point ago

Lol how do I dragon

[–]infernal_llamasXBOX 0 points1 point ago

mosquitoes are buggers aren't they...

[–]Mashleylol 0 points1 point ago

A dragon game where you use buttons to control the joints in your wings... someone get the qwop guys on the line!

[–]EddyoshiPS3 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's been clubing for too long

[–]WhatTheFhtagnPC 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it's getting possessed by the Thing.

[–]nephotep 0 points1 point ago

Let me show you the dance of my people

[–]jim-_- 0 points1 point ago

The DovahStep craze hits Skyrim.

[–]guardian1991PC 0 points1 point ago

Imagine a shout that could make this happen :D

[–]SgtBaxterflair 1 point2 points ago

On a more serious note, this glitch used to happen to me in Fallout 3 with the super mutants around the DC area.

At first it was strange and amusing, then it became all too common as the game progressed and started to ruin the game, as everytime I'd decide to visit DC there would be taffy mutants. Finally it started to occur with bandits and ghouls, I'd shoot them and suddenly they'd start twisting up like taffy and flying around in the sky.

I love Bethesda games, but this bug has been in the game engine forever. It's really about time they fix it, better yet develop a new game engine instead of tacking features on and leaving the old bugs that plague it.

[–]QWOPtainXBOX 0 points1 point ago

I approve this message.

[–]Sarganto 0 points1 point ago

STOP! DOVATIME!

[–]iChupacabraflair 0 points1 point ago

Elder Jimmies Rustler

[–]McTwigger 0 points1 point ago

STOP! HAMMER TIME!

[–]MsSandwichmaker 0 points1 point ago

So I was watching tv and the "imma be" song was playing when I scrolled upon this picture... BEST THING EVER! Lmfao

[–]pacolovestacosflair -3 points-2 points ago

COME AT ME BRO!!