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[–]CrazyBoxLady 2 points3 points ago

I was just going to make this one. Glad I came here first.

I'm new here.

[–]youngpeezy 4 points5 points ago

I read this in the voice of Kevin from The Office

[–]casmafen 2 points3 points ago

damn cat

[–]frankhadwildyears 1 point2 points ago

I like it when he wears the scumbag hat and jacket to tell us stuff.

[–]uburoy -1 points0 points ago

"Message for you Sir!"

[–]Morisco -1 points0 points ago

We need more Lemon Pledge...

[–]thump3r 0 points1 point ago

2629 upvotes and 1421 downvotes with only 10 comments?

[–]g0tistt0t -1 points0 points ago

/r/adviceanimals I unsubscribed for a reason.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

On an unrelated note, I've become bipedal, no biggie, why are you freaking out?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Confession dog

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

What a pretty dog.

[–]toefraz 0 points1 point ago

Not this dog again

[–]samathor 0 points1 point ago

does anyone have the raw image?

[–]smadesigns 0 points1 point ago

You had me at on an unrelated note.

[–]NotoriousEman -2 points-1 points ago

That dog is standing on its two hind legs