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[–]RustyThumbs 19 points20 points ago

"Welcome to the real world, Jackass!"

[–]failcheck 4 points5 points ago

"You can't trust the system!"

[–]JamesAQuintero 0 points1 point ago

"I'm an ADDDDULLLLTTTT!!!!"

[–]DraugrMurderboss 28 points29 points ago

Let's not forget you basically stole that line and gif from someone else who did that a month ago.

[–]andrewsmith1986[M] 22 points23 points ago

Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

Because it's against the rules.

[–]CatFranchise 12 points13 points ago

Anyone else notice that random blue thing in the cake towards the end of the gif?

[–]hollywood_jack 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure this came up the last time I saw this gif posted. I believe it is just a frosting flower.

[–]chursh 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking maybe a candle?

[–]hoptail05 1 point2 points ago

It was shiny..?

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

That cake rebounds from the floor in a really weird way. Like something solid in the centre hit the ground and rolled it sideways abit.

[–]anuwtheawesome 0 points1 point ago

Just a bunch of downvotes.

[–]Twigglett 1 point2 points ago

you're not a part of their SYSTEM...

[–]Capitan_Amazing 3 points4 points ago

I'M AN ADULT!

[–]MrGoodbytes 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When someone begs for karma on their cake day 0coms -4pts 8dys funny
When someone is begging for karma on their cake day 121coms 1329pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]mhooblah 0 points1 point ago

ditto...up vote for commiseration

[–]Nage 2 points3 points ago

what is that blue jewel looking thing that pops out from under the plate?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It makes me sad to think that someone wasted a perfectly good cake to make that gif.

[–]thesaltyrainbow 0 points1 point ago

I want to eat cake

[–]dawgsmith -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for my hardest laugh of the week. My favorite SNL short for sure.

[–]hello_timebomb 0 points1 point ago

THE SYSTEM

[–]NOTcreative- 0 points1 point ago

"Man this ain't my dad this is a cell phone!"

[–]Bobbycoxtat 0 points1 point ago

I hope you don't make it again, this posting about posting has to stop.

[–]Eathbound 1 point2 points ago

cake days are for sluts and whore bags

[–]TRollins147 1 point2 points ago

Oh, the complete irony. Well played, good sir.

[–]Zachary938 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention the grammar errors.

[–]Ebake09 0 points1 point ago

I think just about every person as of late has posted this, for their cake day.

[–]Awkotaco234 0 points1 point ago

It's a trap!

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point ago

Lol, i just posted up some piccies from a trip on /r/earthporn, got about 8 upvotes which worked fine for me :3

[–]BouncyBard -1 points0 points ago

Not gonna lie...as a fat guy I deem that cake tasty lookin

[–]victorng34 0 points1 point ago

can we please see this in slow-motion?...

[–]MrMOMOKINZ 0 points1 point ago

nice repost

[–]AshyBooRawrs 0 points1 point ago

But... That is such a waste of a yummy cake... :(

[–]shayben 0 points1 point ago

Since i was looking for it, source of gif.

[–]frostbird -1 points0 points ago

Maybe if you wouldn't post overused gifs like this one..

[–]kfull 0 points1 point ago

I feel you man, I feel you

[–]nexsin 0 points1 point ago

My dad's not a phone!

[–]tinydinosaurs 0 points1 point ago

I'm not gonna let you poison me!