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[–]Flappyman 39 points40 points ago

So freaking adorable.

[–]jimitonic 16 points17 points ago

It's the dimple. We are powerless against it.

[–]Mr_1990s 184 points185 points ago

Every girl ever.

If you are bothering her.

And if she likes you.

[–]beanieb 110 points111 points ago

You were one syllable away from a haiku. Disappoint :(

[–]pgan91 124 points125 points ago

Every Girl Ever.

If you are bothering her

And she's into you.

[–]Chewzilla 46 points47 points ago

My brain wants to think every is 3 syllables

[–]MiamiFootball 10 points11 points ago

the dictionary websites have it as two syllables; ev-ree

[–]Chewzilla 47 points48 points ago

ya, but... my brain

[–]SamuraiSevens 1 point2 points ago

in England "military" is 3 syllables, whereas it's 4 in the US. aluminum is even worse

[–]Chewzilla 2 points3 points ago

i wish we called it aluminium :(

[–]PuppSocket 2 points3 points ago

Who's stopping you?

[–]ghettobrawl 2 points3 points ago

'muhrica :(

[–]root88 1 point2 points ago

All the other people?

[–]Kornstalx -1 points0 points ago

No, no. My brain is two syllables, too.

Unless you meant your name is Brian.

[–]Mac_OS_X_Kitteh 0 points1 point ago

I'm 'En-e-ry the Eighth, I am...

[–]abenton 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the dictionary. ev-er-y

(in picards voice) THERE. ARE. THREE. VOWELS!

[–]MiamiFootball 0 points1 point ago

i'm comfortable with the idea that it's three syllables and personally don't see who gives the dictionary the authority on that decision anyways.

[–]Mr_1990s 0 points1 point ago

I added a syllable, but I think I ruined it.

[–]sams1623 2 points3 points ago

I....I don't get it?

What's he trying to say?

[–]Goldfishyz 17 points18 points ago

I stopped...

[–]uneekfreek 14 points15 points ago

After you came?

[–]GreyInkling 1 point2 points ago

No he came to a stop.

[–]munge_me_not 31 points32 points ago

You had me at 'stop'.

[–]MrTravesty 11 points12 points ago

Love at first 'stop'

[–]munge_me_not 3 points4 points ago

No means stop.

[–]Dr_Fetus 2 points3 points ago

50 no's and a stop means stop.

[–]AmboC 0 points1 point ago

Even if you have already stopped, 'stop'.

[–]spthirtythree 0 points1 point ago

'no' means 'not right now.'

[–]munge_me_not -1 points0 points ago

I thought it meant, 'You done yet?'

[–]spthirtythree 0 points1 point ago

no, that's "is it in?"

[–]the_mattador 0 points1 point ago

said the rapist.

[–]qulex 85 points86 points ago

STOP BEING SO DAMN CUTE

[–]NICE_GUY_CUMS_BLOOD 11 points12 points ago

[–]MFchimichanga 30 points31 points ago

Well isn't she cute.

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 22 points23 points ago

I thought that said she isn't cute.

I almost had to burn your house down.

[–]JonLuca 1 point2 points ago

Is this grammatically correct? I know it's commonly said, but doesn't this turn into "well is not she cute?"

[–]Torger083 1 point2 points ago

Can't tell if foreign or deliberately obtuse.

[–]JKobyP 2 points3 points ago

Does not this turn into?

[–]linkstosubreddits 54 points55 points ago

[–]Dresdin 52 points53 points ago

First time I've seen this one. Hilarious.

[–]namith 5 points6 points ago

Pots?

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 4 points5 points ago

She looks so upset! HOW DARE YOU ASSHOLES UPSET STOP GIRL?!

[–]awhaleofatale 40 points41 points ago

So. Many. GIFs. Of. The. Same. Thing........

Make it stop...

[–]le_bravery 53 points54 points ago

[–]namith 11 points12 points ago

Oh thank you, RES ignored duplicate image. I didn't even have to click before upvoting.

[–]safariplanet 5 points6 points ago

It's like masturbating to a bank of porn.

[–]A-CENTER-FOR-ANTS 7 points8 points ago

[–]Aicx 6 points7 points ago

free karma!

[–]PurpleSfinx 2 points3 points ago

First one WTF?

[–]olazawhat 2 points3 points ago

Easiest way to get upvotes ever?

[–]GoldenFalcon 0 points1 point ago

Why is she called the stop girl, it looks like she is saying no.

[–]alexjsaf 1 point2 points ago

What's sad is that most of the posts on that subreddit get more up votes than I ever have

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

rumor has it that first one got nuked because some asshole found her personal information and posted it

I don't know of this first hand, but that sounds like reddit to me.

[–]StewieBanana 7 points8 points ago

She looks like she's saying "Stow." Like a combination of "stop" and "no."

[–]Tovora 13 points14 points ago

My favourite combination.

[–]AppleChiaki 2 points3 points ago

SssnoOo*

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 6 points7 points ago

snoo snoo?

[–]Tyranicide 40 points41 points ago

The only repost I'll repost

FTFY

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[–]namith 9 points10 points ago

I was gonna give you a pass, but not, you're a dick. Alrighty then.

[–]new-socks 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, fuck you. Don't be a dick when you're the one reposting dumb shit. Cunt!

[–]Ajhicks4628 4 points5 points ago

What it say?! Guys. GUYS WHAT DID IT SAY?!

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

Shhh nobody tell him.

[–]Ajhicks4628 0 points1 point ago

Noooooo!!! Please.. Tell me..

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

I'm afraid I can't do that due to personal reasons I cannot disclose at this point in time.

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

Haha that ...thing... always makes me smile.

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

And fine... It said "Everybody else seems to be having fun so why don't you go ahead and GTFO." Or something along those lines. See? It wasn't even that good. Wasn't it better when you thought it was something worse?

[–]Ajhicks4628 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it kind of was...

[–]Quetzalcodeal 25 points26 points ago

I'm sorry, but is she saying "Pam" or "Pan?"

[–]UpvotesMakeMeMoist 19 points20 points ago

No no, it's "Pand". The "d" is silent.

[–]monstercello 11 points12 points ago

No see it has a silent "B".

[–]ItsNeverSunnyInCleve 2 points3 points ago

I think the L is silent.

[–]romantrav 4 points5 points ago

pamnm i think its spelled

[–]darklight12345 1 point2 points ago

Stop.

[–]scamps1 0 points1 point ago

I always see "No!" though.

[–]darklight12345 1 point2 points ago

that's what i thought originally too. No, or Go.

[–]KountZero -1 points0 points ago

She's saying 'Stop'

[–]jamany 1 point2 points ago

I think I can help with this Pan / Pand situation.

[–]rotato 6 points7 points ago

Brace yourselves, [FIXED]s are coming

[–]PhantomRenegade 211 points212 points ago

Don't worry. I'll downvote for you.

[–]MrDrJorge 34 points35 points ago

Seriously, this front paged like a week ago. Although with the reddit-time/real-time distortion, it also could've easily been last year.

[–]bergyd 5 points6 points ago

Last college football season at some point was when it came around. Who knows how many times since.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 8 points9 points ago

Best guess is one billion

[–]Mcflexington 3 points4 points ago

Just one?

[–]basmith7 6 points7 points ago

times a billion.

[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

Someone already guessed that! Re-guess!

[–]thedeuce53 2 points3 points ago

Definitely been around for a long time... hell, it's been relegated to a common reaction gif-comment.

[–]Grazsrootz -1 points0 points ago

Cheers to that!

[–]fnmeng 12 points13 points ago

She's the Michelle Jenneke of watching sports.

[–]Valcgo 8 points9 points ago

She even tells you to stop and you do it anyway.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 31 points32 points ago

[–]SamuraiSevens 5 points6 points ago

the pat on the head is what does it

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[–]SheldonFreeman 11 points12 points ago

GIRL. CUTE GIRL

[–]the_mad_man 4 points5 points ago

This is my sister. I'll post proof when I get home.

[–]Korist 0 points1 point ago

You keep saying this.

[–]shaft0 2 points3 points ago

10/10 would fap re-upvote again.

[–]Nightst0ne 2 points3 points ago

Lets see if OP delivers

http://i.imgur.com/VaBUF.gif

[–]Quizchris[S] 0 points1 point ago

Upvote.

[–]SamEdge 2 points3 points ago

[–]Mynci 5 points6 points ago

How is this funny? Shouldn't it go in /r/gifs or something?

[–]kadaan 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because he even says it's a repost in the title, yet here it is over 1000 upvotes and half the comments are complaining about it being a repost.

Oh no wait, that just makes it sad not funny :(.

[–]Damadawf 4 points5 points ago

Remember that the main demographic of users on this site consists of single guys who have some sort of psychological disease which I can only assume is a reddit-induced form of cabin fever, which means that due to their crazy levels, they can develop intense emotions for complete strangers that they find mildly attractive, such as the girl in the above .gif. Think Wilbert, from Cast Away... But instead of a ball, it's a moving image.

[–]impetergraves 23 points24 points ago

His name is Wilson.

Just wait until he hears about this. He'll be livid.

[–]BigCrayolaCrayon 2 points3 points ago

Don't lie. You'll upvote anything.

[–]xIMARLBOROIx 1 point2 points ago

Upvote round two.

[–]SoMuchDerp 0 points1 point ago

STOP!!!!

[–]Se7enLC -1 points0 points ago

dafuq is this?

[–]Torger083 2 points3 points ago

No. Bad. Use real words.

[–]Se7enLC 2 points3 points ago

Ok. What the fuck is this?

[–]Torger083 0 points1 point ago

Much better.

As far as I know, it's some chick at a football and who realized he was on the big screen and reacted thusly, requesting the camera guy stop.

Then I think some mouth-breather tracked the girl down and posted her personal information on the original thread.

Currently, she seems to be a meckbeard's current fap fantasy, as she's posted every 20 or so days.

[–]solocollection -1 points0 points ago

well played op

[–]Ignorantiaphobia 0 points1 point ago

So damn contagious

[–]banditandrew 0 points1 point ago

I feel like it was cut...

[–]Kelifer2 1 point2 points ago

So now... it's a repost of a repost.

[–]playaplayadog 0 points1 point ago

so cute! awww come here woman

[–]ISTHISGOOD 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to downvote so hard.

Then she smiled.

[–]Death_Taco 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if she's ever seen this?

[–]Golemfrost -1 points0 points ago

She´s very cute :)

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[–]BullpenCatcher 0 points1 point ago

More than you think, yes.. especially in states without pro teams.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 0 points1 point ago

I agree, but he may want to delete that message, that kind of information probably shouldn't be shared on reddit.

[–]BullpenCatcher 0 points1 point ago

Wait.. what? Was that edited after I replied? Why did it need to be deleted?

[–]D3m3N 0 points1 point ago

Bear the fuck Down!

[–]theSituation39 0 points1 point ago

Dat smile man.

[–]guard076 0 points1 point ago

I just knew that when I clicked this that it was going to be this girl.

[–]knight_owl87 1 point2 points ago

YES. I was just thinking about this. I'm in love with this girl.

[–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

You knew it was a repost and you posted it anyway.

Quizchris you are the very reason reddit sucks.

[–]Vancha 0 points1 point ago

So what's the story behind this? Was she trying to win a staring contest or something?

[–]Haeywood_Jablomi 0 points1 point ago

The only repost I'll repost

FTFY

[–]ItinerantDegenerate 0 points1 point ago

The perfect post for r/funny - a repost of a repost of a repost that hasn't once been funny

[–]dougeatspaint 0 points1 point ago

Let's hear it for Tucson, ladies and genitals.

[–]dispenserhere 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck whoever upvotes this everytime. You truly need to get a grip

[–]bolthead88 1 point2 points ago

Has anyone ever found out who this lady is, and where she is from? /r/stalking

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

I can only hope that one day someone, somewhere, will capture me doing something too cute for the internet to handle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I would like this shown before every negotiation between Israel and Palestine. There would be a communal hot tub on the West Bank in 3 weeks.

[–]SnoogleGoo 0 points1 point ago

Anybody have the video source?

[–]MontgomeryB 0 points1 point ago

no, you stop. I love this gif so much

[–]Aleril_Antarai 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does she look like Joseph Gordon Levitt in the beginning?

[–]littledrypotato 0 points1 point ago

You made a bet, and it payed off big.

[–]MR777 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand, why is this on r/funny?

[–]Poster_Nutbag12 0 points1 point ago

Cute girl is cute.

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[–]Djb1 0 points1 point ago

You done ruined her in my eyes now.

[–]H4tchetharry 0 points1 point ago

Cannot unsee

[–]nhupress 0 points1 point ago

AMA Request: Girl with the best ever smile ever....

[–]PJMorlow 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand the context or relevance to this image.

[–]meldorp 0 points1 point ago

This could be the only post on the front page and I would still upvote.

[–]HawkeyeFan321 1 point2 points ago

My unsername says it all.

Fuck you Arizona, fuck you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Your own?

[–]AVVIT 0 points1 point ago

Wish this worked on My girlfriend !

[–]notsowittyname 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please tell me who this is and the story behind it? I've seen it on the world wide web for years, and search results haven't really gotten me much clarification.

Thanks, heroes of the web.

[–]jebik 1 point2 points ago

ok, so where's the youtube version?!

[–]archaelleon 1 point2 points ago

Why not make this the cute girl thread? Here's some more:

runner dance

Gina Carano

[–]Alexander2011 0 points1 point ago

Me too. Every time

[–]nikitak1453 0 points1 point ago

... .... STOH!! :))

[–]galapagos1859 -1 points0 points ago

enough is enough. I'm downvoting this for the first time. Congratulations...

[–]mmorris1333 2 points3 points ago

stop

[–]gregogree 2 points3 points ago

This wasn't funny one bit.

[–]WezVC 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck are people upvoting this shit?

[–]ohdalulz 0 points1 point ago

Aww she is so cute where is this from?

[–]Mac_OS_X_Kitteh 3 points4 points ago

TV

[–]vitomins 0 points1 point ago

Russian girl from Euro 2012 is better:

http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-7ov8ef.gif

[–]timelighter -1 points0 points ago

There is no such thing.

[–]shoeler 0 points1 point ago

isn't there a longer/better version?

[–]Mac_OS_X_Kitteh -1 points0 points ago

That's what... nah, fuck it.

[–]ConstantLiar 1 point2 points ago

AMA request

[–]Oed0 0 points1 point ago

¬o/ Am i the only one around here that finds this girls gorgeous?

[–]koppck -1 points0 points ago

this girl looks VERY young to be reddit's repost-achilles.

[–]juspeter -1 points0 points ago

This is always my opinion, too.

[–]koppck 1 point2 points ago

the army of creeps rejects our opinions. :(

[–]Effulgent 1 point2 points ago

[–]MutantstyleZ -2 points-1 points ago

One of the million reposts ill always downvote

[–]TapsMan -3 points-2 points ago

For fuck sake, it couldn't have been more than a few weeks since this exact thing reached the front page.

[–]jethroboom -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

That's funny, 'cause it's one of the few I downvote.

[–]CivEZ -5 points-4 points ago

I just upvoted, really really hard.

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 6 points7 points ago

For science right?

[–]Geronimo15 -3 points-2 points ago

One of the many re-posts I'll down vote.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

:)

STOP!

[–]Perverted_Paul -1 points0 points ago

Who is this girl? She needs to do an AMA.

[–]new-socks 3 points4 points ago

Why? What's so special about this girl other than the fact that she's unbelievably cute? What is she gonna say? "I'm an (probably) underage girl that half of reddit wants to fornicate with. AMA"

[–]Perverted_Paul 0 points1 point ago

If the photogenic runner got an interview on TV; don't you think she deserves little internet probing in her life?

[–]IhatePeople123 -5 points-4 points ago

FUCK YOU, YOU COCK SUCKING KARMA SLUT.

[–]chickenmann72 0 points1 point ago

I downvoted you, but saw your name and retracted my downvote for your commitment.