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[–]Fishinabowl11 67 points68 points ago

Played this the other day at a friends house. Excellent game.

[–]Khuskan 24 points25 points ago

You don't need to buy it either, you can print it off for free

[–]MrMalfunction 16 points17 points ago

You can also play it online here.

[–]nothix 2 points3 points ago

This website is terrible.

[–]Mr830BedTime 0 points1 point ago

This looks hard

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for a printable version, but can't find one. The link you submitted just goes to a website that tells you where to buy, not to a printing link. :(

[–]b3nj4m1n 2 points3 points ago

da fuq? scroll down there is a giant black part with a link to download the pdf

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

I did til I hit the bottom. Doing it on my phone. Maybe I missed something?

[–]b3nj4m1n 0 points1 point ago

must be your phone's browser, it's impossible to miss on regular browser

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

My luck

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 1 point2 points ago

http://www.imgur.com/dixV1.png Far down as it goes

[–]freemorph 0 points1 point ago

Scroll down. It says "or make your own set for free" under the Amazon button.

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 1 point2 points ago

I must've missed it on my phone

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

http://www.imgur.com/dixV1.png As far down as it goes

[–]Ringmonkey84 0 points1 point ago

-or-

Make your own set for free

Right below it, man.

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

Didn't see the button on my phone, I'll look again

[–]Khuskan 0 points1 point ago

Iphones can't print eaisly unless you've got an apple-approved printer, and I've never managed it with android either. I guess they don't bother with the button for phones.

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

Android. I usually email to myself and go to a computer.

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

http://www.imgur.com/dixV1.png Won't scroll any further

[–]Ringmonkey84 0 points1 point ago

Well, it needs to be not mobile. PDF's won't open in mobile anyways

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

Actually, my phone opens pdfs. I guess some Smartphones do nowadays.

[–]Khuskan 1 point2 points ago

what are you talking about? Every smart phone since about 2005 can open PDFs. Heck, my old HP Ipaq from 2001 can do it.

[–]Ringmonkey84 0 points1 point ago

Well, my bad. The only mobile device I have with internet is a kindle.

[–]trackguy94 5 points6 points ago

I'm so disappointed I didn't buy this when I had the chance. It's out of stock now in the US. Now I wait...

[–]TheRedComet 2 points3 points ago

Again? Shit.

[–]trackguy94 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. And I don't want to print off the PDF because I'm terrible at cutting lines. I feel like I'd mess up the sizing of the cards.

[–]TheRedComet 8 points9 points ago

Also they arent on the nice, smooth, glossy card back, and are a strange small square size.

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 2 points3 points ago

Use a paper cutter!

[–]trackguy94 2 points3 points ago

I do. The dimensions are always off when I use them, though.

[–]scared2mosh 1 point2 points ago

Don't know if you have a decent print e near you, but most will print off cards or bind printings into book format and other stuff like that for very reasonable prices. I'd be willing to bet you could have the whole thing printed out on cards for at most the price of buying the game, and then you wouldn't have to wait.

[–]lacheur42 2 points3 points ago

Huh? I just ordered it on Amazon. In stock.

False alarm. I'm an idiot and purchased the first expansion rather than the main game.

It's only available second hand at inflated prices on Amazon.

[–]Ringmonkey84 1 point2 points ago

But not for $25, which is the actually cost from the company.

[–]lacheur42 0 points1 point ago

I had a slightly snarky reply typed out saying "you're right - it was $19.22"

But, apparently I'm an idiot and ordered the "first expansion" instead of the game itself. Which I imagine is unplayable without the main game.

[–]Ringmonkey84 0 points1 point ago

It is still palyable, you just have a small deck.

[–]lacheur42 0 points1 point ago

Then my order remains uncancelled! Thanks.

[–]Ringmonkey84 0 points1 point ago

Well, you are still overpaying. Whenever Cards Against Humanity restocks, it will be $10, so alot cheaper. But, gotta weigh speed against cost, your decision to make.

[–]tehrob 0 points1 point ago

Not unplayable, if you know the rules, or print out the first version from said pdf. It just ads a few more black question cards, and a few more white answer cards.

[–]eninety2 0 points1 point ago

whats the expansion pack?

[–]JaysonthePirate 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. They sell all the time. I didn't hesitate to get mine last time I saw them available. Sold out within the hour.

[–]Will_Tay 1 point2 points ago

It's like Apples to Apples on crack, amazing game

[–]TurdFurgoson 25 points26 points ago

You can play it online

[–]manaworkin 2 points3 points ago

Thats amazing

[–]fishbulb95 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the link.

[–]JaysonthePirate 0 points1 point ago

When will I be able to play Bang on Android?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 74 points75 points ago

I guess it just wasn't in the cards.

[–]toomuchlovin 33 points34 points ago

show yourself out.

[–]Phyltre 4 points5 points ago

I can always count on my brain to misread things. I saw

"shit yourself out."

and the imagery was fantastic.

[–]Dorkalicious 9 points10 points ago

I don't get the deal with these pun threads.

[–]jbomb1080 5 points6 points ago

That one definetly makes the cut.

[–]Dogfaced -3 points-2 points ago

I fold, I can't think of a good pun.

[–]imbignate 3 points4 points ago

It's just metaphors shuffled around. Deal with it.

[–]squeak144 11 points12 points ago

On their website you can download the game for free as a PDF, and they have instructions on how to make your own game.

[–]Hark_An_Adventure 6 points7 points ago

Here's a direct link to the PDF containing non-blanks, since it can be a little hard to find.

[–]Mateles 0 points1 point ago

I tried that but it didn't save me time or money. The cards looked terrible because the Staples paper cutter sucked and I ended up using scissors. Also, the cheapest paper they had equal to or greater than the recommended thickness ended up costing me about what it cost to buy it anyway.

On Amazon, it should only cost you $25 + $10 for the expansion (super saver shipping). The marked up ones on Amazon are from other sellers.

[–]squeak144 0 points1 point ago

I'm the US its sold out, you can only buy the ones with the jacked up prices or make it yourself.

[–]Mateles 0 points1 point ago

On their main website, you can sign up for an email alert for when they're back in stock on Amazon. There are separate sign-ups for the game/expansion.

[–]sniche 18 points19 points ago

I frickin love this game. Best card: micropenis.

[–]qazwer00 8 points9 points ago

Lifetime (r) presents German dungeon porn, the story of Two midgets shitting in a bucket.

I won that round :)

[–]dalgeek 5 points6 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]threesome_in_oil 0 points1 point ago

Lifetime presents The KKK: the story of a really cool hat

[–]Mentalseppuku 6 points7 points ago

Oddly, one of the funniest combinations we had was: "What's McDonald's newest Happy Meal Toy?" (or something similar) and the answer was "BEES?"

Although, "A Sad Handjob" is just about an instant win anytime it's played.

[–]TheAgeOfTomfoolery 2 points3 points ago

Bees? always wins with our group because of that damn question mark.

[–]Huskeezee 2 points3 points ago

My girlfriend always get a kick out of Bees? and it's an inside joke within our friend group. I love the punctuation in those few great cards, namely BATMAN!, Puppies!, and Bees?

[–]Lord_Thundercock 10 points11 points ago

Auschwitz has led to some of my favorites. Namely "What's that smell?"

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 14 points15 points ago

Incest: Kid tested, mother approved.

[–]Madhadda 10 points11 points ago

Also: Coat hanger abortions, kid tested, mother approved.

[–]blownhemi 9 points10 points ago

Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.

And

Shooting an assault rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing pig.

Those are my favorites for their sheer fucking-wrong and WTF factors, respectively.

[–]Rradum 1 point2 points ago

My favorites are the Glenn Beck ones.

[–]blownhemi 1 point2 points ago

Those are my wife's favorites. We change the rules a bit and make it a group vote, and if any of those come up, regardless of how well they fit the black card, it's almost always a guaranteed win.

[–]anyevery 1 point2 points ago

Shooting an assault rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing pig

My friends have deemed this the best answer to the "The American Dream is" card

[–]mrawsome197 0 points1 point ago

My favorite card ever in that game is Coat hanger abortions, it just works for everything

[–]arhoglen 0 points1 point ago

The Oedipus Complex: Kid Tested, Mother Approved!

[–]Howxat 1 point2 points ago

I preferred Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved.

[–]bmw120k 1 point2 points ago

I wept when I played this exact combo and was not chosen :[

[–]geekhubby 1 point2 points ago

One of my friends played that card as a response to my question "Why am I so gassy?"

[–]Khuskan 0 points1 point ago

My friend put Auswitz down for a question like that... the same turn I played 'poorly timed holocaust jokes'.

[–]Huskeezee 0 points1 point ago

Last game I played "Black People" and "White People" were played for the same round. Neither won.

[–]djmarder 0 points1 point ago

What's that sound?

A mime having a stroke.

[–]Mjolnirium 5 points6 points ago

Pixelated bukkake.

[–]Madhadda 2 points3 points ago

What's pixelated boo-cake? Every girl I've ever played with.

[–]TheRedComet 1 point2 points ago

They try so hard to look innocent

[–]Huskeezee 2 points3 points ago

Is this where we post our favorite card combos?

What is Batman's guilty pleasure? - Dead Parents

[–]Hiphoppington 0 points1 point ago

We have a house rule where if you manage to play Batman with the Dead parents card you win that round. We just aren't convinced it's beatable.

[–]dalgeek 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget the Pac-Man card, or fiery poops.

[–]jaogiz 1 point2 points ago

I got the Pac-Man card this weekend. It was something along the lines of 'Pac-Man gluttonously guzzling cum' and I was so very excited to play it. It fits everywhere.

[–]dalgeek 3 points4 points ago

"Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum"

It's the uncontrollable part that puts it over the edge.

[–]bobosaurs -1 points0 points ago

I never truly understood (Death) until (The Virginia Tech Massacre).

Yeah, I won that round.

[–]dalgeek 0 points1 point ago

A new Broadway musical, (The Virgina Tech Massacre).

[–]Silvani 1 point2 points ago

The Academy Award for child abuse goes to God.

Hilarious in a Christian reference frame.

[–]butterbeany 0 points1 point ago

My personal favorite:

What gets better with age?

Repression.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 0 points1 point ago

MecaHitler

[–]theheartofgold 0 points1 point ago

My favorite one is "a sad handjob"

[–]ForScience24 0 points1 point ago

An icy hand-job from an Edmonton hooker.

[–]scared2mosh 0 points1 point ago

I like the write in cards and the combo cards. My two favorite combos-

"what did the US drop on the kids in Afghanistan? The American dream"

"superhero and his super power" - "my youth pastor's name /pretending to care"

[–]ProfessorFeistyFists 0 points1 point ago

A Big Black Dick

[–]monolithica 0 points1 point ago

My favorite is "A Motherfucking Sorcerer"

[–]strangelycutlemon 3 points4 points ago

"the Make-A-Wish Foundation" is my steam name, and I was momentarily excited for myself.

[–]Holypear 3 points4 points ago

Is there anywhere else to buy it for the actual price, rather than having to go through those resellers doubling the price? I noticed the Canadian version on Shopify does...

[–]PineappleOrange 1 point2 points ago

I got it for $25 with the expansion for $10, but with the $8 shipping it was almost 50 bucks. It made someone piss her pants laughing on Sunday, so it's worth it.

[–]panzerdriver 7 points8 points ago

Actually I'm pretty glad, that game is so awful to the human conscience a donation would just make you cry every time you play. For real though, it's the best game ever.

[–]ahartli1 2 points3 points ago

$60!! I bought the cards and the expansion pack directly from CAH website and it was only $30.

[–]Theas1an 2 points3 points ago

and this... Expansion

[–]Careless_Con 2 points3 points ago

What? Zero's a percent.

[–]ccal123 1 point2 points ago

Fucking love that game. On a side note my friend backed it on kickstarter and got it for like 10 bucks

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[–]blacksolid 23 points24 points ago

Its actually $25. But since its a small company they only make a small amount and people buy them and rise the price. But they give you the pdf file so you can make your own set. I spent about $6 at office depot. http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/

[–]frrarp 7 points8 points ago

I met a canadian girl, whilst I was travelling in prague, who had printed these off. We played a game in some random back alley bar with some people from the hostel and these two czech hipsters joined in. Never a funnier moment than when you try and explain what "dickfingers" are to someone who can understand the word but questions their interpretation because it's silly, for them to find out that they were spot on.

[–]PokemasterTT 1 point2 points ago

Czech hipsters?

[–]frrarp 1 point2 points ago

Hipsters from the Czech republic.

[–]quisutdeus 2 points3 points ago

Are we Canadians unworthy of even capital letters now?

[–]frrarp 1 point2 points ago

Is that better?

[–]Silvani 0 points1 point ago

blacksolid said he spent $6 printing at Office Depot.

I printed them for free at my university and spent 2 hrs in a local print store using their free cutting blades. Cost: $0, Time: 2hrs.

[–]mandrsn1 11 points12 points ago

Cost: $0, Time: 2hrs.

Paying $25 seems way easier.

[–]Silvani 3 points4 points ago

To you. Personally I'm a broke college student and my friends helped me cut so it was fun.

Parting with $25 bucks would be about 2hrs of work at what my pay would be, if I had a job.

[–]Davada 0 points1 point ago

If your a broke American college student with a minimum wage job, that would be over 3 hours.

[–]Silvani 1 point2 points ago

Ah, but I have physics tutoring skills, which would put me slightly above minimum wage.

I don't work every semester, though, since my major is demanding, though. Some people (me) can't take the stress of work and school every semester.

[–]blacksolid 1 point2 points ago

Well I had an Office Depot rewards coupon so in reality I paid nothing as well. The most time consuming part are cutting them.

[–]Silvani 0 points1 point ago

That's great! Yeah it does take time, but I had fun with it. It is fairly inexpensive to have them printed and cut for you.

[–]Pringles267 0 points1 point ago

They were planning to charge me $2 per cut.

Yeah, no thanks.

[–]Silvani 0 points1 point ago

Ew. Yeah, I don't see the big issue with cutting a few sheets of paper myself, but then I also spend hundreds of hours knitting sweaters. I may be weird.

[–]Mentions_Melons -1 points0 points ago

I love this game, I like the Melon card!

[–]ashep24 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else try clicking the other pictures or just me?

[–]DickieJohnson 1 point2 points ago

Yes, and I thought the page froze at first. I'm dumb.

[–]ColeSloth 1 point2 points ago

You can legally download the PDF file of all the cards and print them out from the Cards Against Humanity website. Holy shit it's fun to play through a few times. A few of the combinations were too horrible/funny to actually read. I had tears trying.

Went to staples.com, uploaded the PDF and had them print on 110lb paper(?) for store pickup. Cost me around $12

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of Concert Against Bangladesh

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 0 points1 point ago

You've got to admire the honesty.

[–]Was_This_Helpful 0 points1 point ago

Just bought this game last week. Do it.

[–]Big_Shot_Jack 0 points1 point ago

Übermensch: The story of the Kool-Aid Man.

[–]rollthehardsix 0 points1 point ago

You guys would like /r/cardsagansthumanity

[–]TheAO133 0 points1 point ago

Have this game. So many laughs to be had.

[–]hamstar 0 points1 point ago

You can download the PDF for these and print them out yourself!

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

I know it is just a joke, but I would strongly urge any one in this thread to donate as much as they can to "make a wish". They are a wonderful program that shows so much love and compassion it is truly unbelievable.

[–]ReverendEnder 0 points1 point ago

On a related note, my favorite card that I got: "J.K. Rowling's new novel, 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Date Rape.'"

[–]jahl628 0 points1 point ago

Why is this game is so hard to buy?

[–]Solomonji808 0 points1 point ago

Probably one of the best card games out there. Excellent when you have friends with the same sense of humor

[–]Voodooimaxx 0 points1 point ago

All hail the "Red Arrow of Obvious". For without him, we would be clueless!

[–]lordofsoup 0 points1 point ago

This game is hilarious. However you can print them out on high quality paper for like 10 bucks. All you have to do is cut them out.

[–]moc_tidder_www 0 points1 point ago

You have got to be fucking kidding me. US price: $25. UK price: £99.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cards-Against-Humanity/dp/B004S8F7QM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1344373721&sr=8-1

[–]KamehameHanSolo 0 points1 point ago

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Two weeks ago. This is why I lurk.

[–]_Freedom_ 0 points1 point ago

I see this game posted around all the time, but nobody ever says how to play, is it just like apples to apples, but with funnier cards?

[–]phickster 0 points1 point ago

actually a hilariousgame

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking for these cards forever. I finally found the first edition on Amazon for $25, and I missed getting them. Now I can't afford the $60, and the 2nd edition isn't out. I've never got to play.

[–]b3nj4m1n 0 points1 point ago

sign up for an email on their site, they sent me one a couple days before they were for sell on amazon and i pre ordered it, they were out of stock in a day or 2, i've never seen the expansion for sell though, even after i signed up to be notified

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

The expansion usually stays at $10. I noticed that. Try eBay on those too. Thanks for the tip!!

[–]lgnphilli 0 points1 point ago

One day i felt sick and didn't go to school. Of course that was the day Paula Abdul came to my school. Like no lie.

[–]Broshank 0 points1 point ago

TIL the Cards Against Humanity website is pretty awesome.

[–]wesb9278 0 points1 point ago

Get this game now.

[–]meener 0 points1 point ago

I work in a print shop and sometimes I think that if I have to cut ONE MORE SET of cards against humanity, I'm gonna stick my head in the big-ass cutter. But, it is awesomely fun to play. Pro-tip: print it fit-to-page on 11x17 cardstock for bigger cards. They're a little easier to handle, especially if you're drinking. It will cost more, but not a lot more.

[–]Gibb0nat0r 0 points1 point ago

Does this make me a bad person for up-voting this.

[–]GooldForNothing 0 points1 point ago

Love this game!

[–]kpearl 0 points1 point ago

Favorite card: Making the penises kiss

[–]limeyfather 0 points1 point ago

Great game. Favorite card so far has to be Pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum.

[–]DakotaN2895 0 points1 point ago

If you didn't catch it, this was the response- http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/ANMSQOZF15DQK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp

[–]yepyep27 0 points1 point ago

This is by far the most fun party game I've ever played. It is WAY better than Apples to Apples.

[–]shamallamadingdong 0 points1 point ago

This game is amazing. If you love apples to apples, and you're a terrible person, like most of Reddit. You will love this game. The great thing is that you can print it out for free on their site. They have instructions and everything! Cost my boyfriend about 8 bucks to go to a printing service have it printed on heavy duty card stock.

[–]manaworkin 1 point2 points ago

I got it done for $3.40 today at office depot including a pair of blank cards.

Now i just need to find a place that sells that damn box so it will look pretty as a present.

[–]jdaria 0 points1 point ago

Best. Game. Ever.

First card was "Why am I sticky?" and the card I put down "Circle jerk into a pool of children's tears."

I WIN!

[–]onewheeled 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if that just convinced me to buy it, or avoid it like the plague

[–]jdaria 0 points1 point ago

Oh don't get me wrong, the content of the cards are terrible but it was great fun. And I'm a terrible human being since I won by a mile. :)

[–]ishitinhammocks -2 points-1 points ago

Why the fuck would someone pay $60 for this game? They offer all the cards on a PDF on their site. You can then go to kinkos and get them printed out on good paper for much cheaper.

[–]whiteurkel 2 points3 points ago

I bought it for $25. I wanted to support the company and I like having the nice card set.

[–]aloserofsorts 0 points1 point ago

From their own FAQ:

Why do I see Cards Against Humanity listed for a price like $99?

Unscrupulous internet goblins re-sell our game for ridiculously inflated prices. There's nothing we can do to stop them. New copies sold by us will always be available for the original $25 price."

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