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[–]funkymonkey22 31 points32 points ago

I'd watch that in a heartbeat

[–]Sixtyn9ne 11 points12 points ago

Dora would see to it that it'd be your last...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You just did.

[–]PlayingWithCum 1 point2 points ago

My body is ready.

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 3 points4 points ago

I hope this gets made in 20 years.

[–]shun-16 2 points3 points ago

My daughter is South American, when I get home I am preparing her for this role. I need to find the children's automatic weapons store.

[–]Dstanding 2 points3 points ago

[–]StezzerLolz 0 points1 point ago

I want one...

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend's 8 year-old brother has one of those. It is amazing.

[–]ModestBadass 0 points1 point ago

I have one of these, an extra chain, and a balcony. My dining room is a killing field.

[–]Ddawg3x -1 points0 points ago

Im 16 and if i had that i'd be picking off my family, one at a time, from a distance. xD

[–]accidentalprancingmt 7 points8 points ago

Do you see swiper?

[–]Sc0tt98 6 points7 points ago

Finally someone who knows about this.

[–]MrIceCap 26 points27 points ago

Wasn't this on the front page a couple weeks ago?

[–]videogameexpert 15 points16 points ago

You could say that in every single thread on reddit and be right 99% of the time. Doesn't mean it can't be posted again for enjoyment.

[–]MrIceCap 7 points8 points ago

Not denying that. I wasn't complaining about a repost, just saying that the comment was kind of funny, considering that.

[–]superciuppa 0 points1 point ago

yes, yes it was...

[–]Sc0tt98 0 points1 point ago

Maybe. I didn't see it. But I don't go on reddit that often.

[–]oogieogie 1 point2 points ago

I could watch the map part all day.

[–]AwhMan 2 points3 points ago

Anyone who has ever been forced to watch this show can cry with joy at the map not being able to complete his friggin song.

[–]daeger 30 points31 points ago

Hasta la vista, Senorita.

[–]Mi220ry 72 points73 points ago

Dora is spanish, this girl is asian

[–]Dr_Irrelephant 99 points100 points ago

Well it's closer than "The Last Airbender" got it.

[–]Mikulak25 12 points13 points ago

I see this enough on that subreddit but the Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

you forgot the link /r/laogai

[–]GyantSpyder -2 points-1 points ago

Not really. It's equally far away.

[–]Malgas 21 points22 points ago

Oh, like there's a difference?

-Señor Chang

-RNC

[–]mcaffrey 13 points14 points ago

Michael Bay strays from the source material a bit.

[–]Demented_Hedgehog 1 point2 points ago

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 0 points1 point ago

"No more swiping" and then explosions.

Sounds about right.

[–]tgunter 6 points7 points ago

And Bumblebee was a Volkswagen.

[–]SamuraiSevens 5 points6 points ago

she has black hair and isn't caucasian. that's more than enough accuracy for the main stream audiences

[–]GyantSpyder 2 points3 points ago

Why don't you think Dora is Caucasian? Lots of Caucasian people have medium skin-tone and dark hair. And there are lots of Caucasian Latinas.

[–]SamuraiSevens 5 points6 points ago

I will not, nor will I ever, debate Dora the Explorer

[–]markman71122 3 points4 points ago

You are very good at identifying ethnicities.

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[–]Mi220ry 0 points1 point ago

Is that her?

Shit, she looks like an asian girl in the OP's picture.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 0 points1 point ago

Dora the exprorererer

[–]skizfrenik_syco 14 points15 points ago

this would be one epic movie. what would she say when she kills?

[–]bunglejerry 81 points82 points ago

We did it! Hooray!

[–]skizfrenik_syco 14 points15 points ago

fair enough

[–]mopxhead 5 points6 points ago

"No more swiping"

[–]skizfrenik_syco 19 points20 points ago

sniper no sniping?

[–]shun-16 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me the sniper is played by Tom Berenger!

[–]skizfrenik_syco 1 point2 points ago

i was thinking someone like Matt Damon

[–]shun-16 0 points1 point ago

I take it you haven't gazed upon the splendor that is the Sniper trilogy then?

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

you are correct

[–]mopxhead 1 point2 points ago

That one's good!

[–]dawgiesman1 1 point2 points ago

Hasta la vista, baby

I actually thought this was pretty obvious and almost a requirement.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

i don't know about that one, it's not much of a Dora thing to say

[–]dawgiesman1 1 point2 points ago

Dora blowing up people and carrying around assault rifles isn't something she would normally do either. I thought considering she loves to give spanish translations that something like this Terminator style was very fitting for the picture. Just my two cents, of course.

[–]mcaffrey 26 points27 points ago

To help Dora execute Swiper, you gotta say ejecutar. Can you say ejecutar?

[–]skizfrenik_syco 39 points40 points ago

ejaculator..did i do it right?

[–]mcaffrey 26 points27 points ago

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Delicioso!

[–]trentlott -2 points-1 points ago

wierdestboner.jpeg

[–]Tan7 7 points8 points ago

Her backpack has fucking EVERYTHING in it,I wouldn't mess with her.

[–]Sepulchural 6 points7 points ago

If they cast Danny Trejo in it, I'm there for opening night.

[–]Anem8r 5 points6 points ago

If it's Michael Bay, it should look more like this

[–]NRGT 5 points6 points ago

I think you mixed up Michael bay and JJ Abrams

[–]Anem8r 4 points5 points ago

Not unless you haven't seen Transformers, Transformers2, Transformers3, Armageddon, Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, and Bad Boys 3.

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 7 points8 points ago

I thought that Bay usually does one lens flare per shot while Abrams does like 3 to 10 lens flares per shot.

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

He/she was just making fun of the JJ Abrams lens flares. They both do it though.

[–]spgtothemax 2 points3 points ago

Dora battlefield 3?

[–]QuatroVeinte 6 points7 points ago

Quickly call the map and get outta there!

[–]iPodLurker 12 points13 points ago

"I said NO swiping motherfucker"

[–]BoozooFace 5 points6 points ago

Isn't this also in futurama?

[–]Eternity42Immensity 3 points4 points ago

Probably. The idea is pretty easy to come by, it seems.

I made a comic called Dora the Exploder when I was 19

Heres a page from it. Ahh, the good ol' days

[–]BoozooFace 0 points1 point ago

nice job! But I have to ask, what is coming out of that guy's mouth?

[–]Eternity42Immensity 0 points1 point ago

The comic is about people on a bus getting sick in various ridiculous ways.

Heres the first 3 pages

One

Two

Three

and in my comment above is the 4th

[–]BoozooFace 0 points1 point ago

hard to believe someone can draw so accurately. Also very funny in a weird way. Again, nice job. Did you use a template or just draw on copy paper?

[–]danmickla 4 points5 points ago

Does that say SWIPER NO SURVIVING? What does that mean?

[–]failed_novelty 6 points7 points ago

To stop Swiper (the fox who always tries to swipe things) Dora (and the audience of 2-5 year olds) say, "Swiper no swiping!" If they say it in time (which they typically do) Swiper stops his swiping before he can grab the thing he was going to steal, and says, "Awwww, man."

Swiper, you see, is a very polite fox. If you tell him not to steal from you, he won't.

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

There's an anthropomorphic fox named Swiper who attempts to yoink Dora's stuff but is easily stopped by her and her anthropomorphic monkey friend Boots saying "Swiper no swiping!" It's a play on that.

[–]danmickla 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Might have been more of a clue with the comma that sentence needs... But thanks for the explanation.

[–]dalittle 1 point2 points ago

I would actually watch this if they found a good director. michael bay kind of ruined it.

[–]laeski 4 points5 points ago

Cool toddlers don't look back.

[–]CircuitSymphony 3 points4 points ago

Actually, her being Latina or Asian doesn't matter. For the movie, Bay decided to change her origins to being from an intergalactic race of exploders.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 11 points12 points ago

Swiper No Surviving

Comedic gold.

[–]dudeimjohnny 6 points7 points ago

best part: "Swiper no surviving."

[–]bob-leblaw 1 point2 points ago

That's the part I don't get.

[–]N0V0w3ls 5 points6 points ago

The show features a fox named "Swiper" who steals her shit. To rid themselves of Swiper, Dora and her monkey, Boots, yell "Swiper no swiping!" and he snaps his fingers, says "awww man!" and runs away. The lesson is to always confront your muggers and they will back down. It'll totally work, trust me.

[–]PhantomSwagger 1 point2 points ago

She's going to kill Swiper because she's sick of his shit.

[–]johnsterx 2 points3 points ago

Needs more mariachi crickets.

[–]nathanb065 3 points4 points ago

Her shirt isn't magenta!

Not that I care or anything o_O

[–]mopxhead 2 points3 points ago

Dora the Destroyer: The Hunt of Swiper

[–]Ender_OH_Wiggin 2 points3 points ago

Don't give Bay any ideas!

[–]someguy904 1 point2 points ago

Produced by Robert Rodriguez.

[–]djsd 3 points4 points ago

I wanted Directed by...Spy Kids meets Desperado.

[–]mb86 1 point2 points ago

I'd watch the hell out of that.

[–]Cromodileadeuxtetes 2 points3 points ago

Johnny Truant - I, The Exploder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo3odOVb7Uo

[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point ago

That band took their name from the main character of House of Leaves. Does any of their music reference the book as well or is it more that their style is a reflection of Johnny's mental state by the end?

[–]Cromodileadeuxtetes 0 points1 point ago

No no, it's just that the first time I thought ExploDER was a typo and that it was actually I, The Explorer. It turned into a Dora the Explorer joke with one of my friends.

Seeing this Dora poster reminded me of that joke.

[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point ago

Got it, so you don't know much more about the band then?

[–]Cromodileadeuxtetes 0 points1 point ago

Well, I loved ''Library of horrific events'', I still listen to it pretty often. The member changes turned me off to their new/different style.

That's about it.

[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I'll check 'em out further and back into their earlier stuff under the other name (which I don't recall from the quick wiki look-up to verify the reference).

[–]WeirdLookinJamesDean 2 points3 points ago

This is what Michael Bay should be doing! Turning famous media that isn't remotely action oriented and making them over the top. THAT would make me go see a Bay film.

[–]My_ducks_sick 2 points3 points ago

DORA THE DESTROYER!

FTFY

[–]V838_Mon 2 points3 points ago

Gary Oldman will play as the map.

[–]MeisterX 1 point2 points ago

[–]EmpireEarth 1 point2 points ago

If I remember correctly. Redditors photo-shopped this image. They even added a audio clip for a trailer for this that was uploaded to soundcloud.

For the life of me, I can't find the original image.

Edit Ah, here we go! http://imgur.com/gallery/0WCqA

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/nry0o/what_i_imagine_everytime_my_daughter_wears_my/

[–]Tarantulas 1 point2 points ago

How do you get Dora's ethnicity wrong? It's the whole damn point of the show :|

[–]papachon 1 point2 points ago

She is asian - this is the original: http://i.imgur.com/0WCqA.jpg

I guess she belongs to the internet now.

[–]EmpireEarth 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why you were downvoted. People are such assholes. I went back to my imgur profile and went back 7 months of comments to find the original.

http://imgur.com/gallery/0WCqA

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/nry0o/what_i_imagine_everytime_my_daughter_wears_my/

And my comment

And whomever edited the image did a terrible job.

[–]march20rulez 1 point2 points ago

I lost it when i saw "directed by Michael Bay"

[–]wolfbearhawk 1 point2 points ago

I'd expect lines like "come on, vaminos! everybody let's go! dora's got a gun!"

[–]macrovore 1 point2 points ago

"Sniper, no sniping."

[–]Nawt_Schur 1 point2 points ago

Aww that's adorable! Disarms me with cuteness then frags me with assault rifle...

[–]insanityplea 0 points1 point ago

She needs that stupid fox slung around her neck and a monkey with a bandana carrying around boxes of dynamite.

[–]g3allen10 0 points1 point ago

Can't unsee

[–]jdinger29 0 points1 point ago

She warned Swiper that swiping was a no no...

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

If it is directed by Bay there is not nearly enough explosions and CGI in that shot.

[–]tcrpgfan -1 points0 points ago

Is someone going to reference the college humor trailer?

[–]failed_novelty 1 point2 points ago

Literally the top comment, posted an hour before you asked.

[–]peekoooz 0 points1 point ago

I always preferred to say "Sniper, no sniping." Which is a fairly inappropriate thing to say when you're babysitting.

[–]thekaseyjones 1 point2 points ago

In a world......ruled by a most sinister fox.....a hero emerges.... Swiper has swiped his last swipe.

[–]phlip562 1 point2 points ago

Wheres diego?

[–]coyote1284 1 point2 points ago

Murdered, that's why she's pissed.

[–]iEatIrony 1 point2 points ago

do you see where the mountain is? TELL ME IF YOU SEE THE GODDAMN MOUNTAIN IS MOTHER FUCKER.

[–]2xEinlanzer 1 point2 points ago

[–]siamisi 0 points1 point ago

dora the exproda

[–]AH17708 0 points1 point ago

A guy in Stockton just got thrown in the slammer for taking a picture of his child with a gun.

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

Shit just got real!

[–]offToGermany 0 points1 point ago

RESIZE SAVE AS JPEG

[–]skysignor 0 points1 point ago

Directed by Michael Bay? Damn this one had potential, too

[–]NozzALa 0 points1 point ago

"Swiper no surviving!"

"Aww, maaan!"

slices wrists

[–]Beachbumjoey 1 point2 points ago

Takes off sunglasses . I guess those who swipe, shall receive, Their punishment! Kwapow!!

[–]ASIANINVASION17 0 points1 point ago

she is Asian not Mexican

[–]Gohack 0 points1 point ago

I would see that movie.

[–]nickminunni 1 point2 points ago

She warned swiper not to swipe

[–]nira007pwnz 1 point2 points ago

Sniper no sniping

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I get the feeling this should have been directed by Rachel Ray.

[–]Sellout1138 0 points1 point ago

Michael Bay? Jesus Christ...

[–]HBeezley 1 point2 points ago

...he swiped too many...

[–]gsubs200 0 points1 point ago

Directed by Michael Bay is what got me

[–]MayonnaiseMan 1 point2 points ago

Directed by Michael Bay... where's the helicopter sunset?

[–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

Why does she look Asian?

[–]FesteroDoom 0 points1 point ago

Here's her in another action flick http://youtu.be/nw_Vi4bAIJ0

[–]Moonohol 0 points1 point ago

This would obviously be directed by Robert Rodriguez.

[–]ImBored_YoureAmorous 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking of metal band names a couple weeks ago and thought of "Dora the Destroyer"

[–]ehpuckit 0 points1 point ago

At least it's a step closer to actually rhyming.

[–]lordwafflesbane 0 points1 point ago

sniper no sniping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

...before Israel creates an anti-date-rape drug

[–]wheatfields 0 points1 point ago

Lol that girl is Asian, not Mexican.

[–]Original_name_here 0 points1 point ago

What happened to the monkey thing that was like her only friend?

[–]helloboy 0 points1 point ago

More like "Dora the exploder"

[–]Silent_Samazar 0 points1 point ago

Sound track by the White Stripes.

[–]limelight22 1 point2 points ago

This one smells like 9gag.

[–]Amino2 0 points1 point ago

Featuring lens flares like a motherfucker!

[–]aeroxan 0 points1 point ago

[–]floraphalliphobic 0 points1 point ago

Futurama called their version 'Dora the Destroyer'. I think that sounds better.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I was ready to watch, until I saw Michael bay

[–]shogun21 0 points1 point ago

Donde esta tu cabeza?

[–]Mistifer 0 points1 point ago

*Sniper no sniping.

[–]bigboyjackson 0 points1 point ago

dora isn't asian

[–]Sir_Asshole 1 point2 points ago

[–]mosquitosleepover 2 points3 points ago

You mean "Dola the Exproler". This girl is asian.

[–]Sapphire--Blue 0 points1 point ago

I wrote a song in 6th grade. It went something like this. "Dora Dora Dora the assassin! Dora! Do do do Dora Dora Grab your sniper Hop in! You can't run away Hey hey!"

[–]RizzoFromDigg 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to learn the basics of typography.

[–]My_ducks_sick 1 point2 points ago

Nerd.

[–]karlomac -1 points0 points ago

This is not funny

[–]castsnoshadows -2 points-1 points ago

either thats photoshopped, someone miscalculated their stand-off distance, or someone just doesnt give a shit about that little girls or their camera equipments safety.