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[–]LinkRazr 60 points61 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofdskht3pCw

It's from a Dutch Commercial.

[–]justonecomment -1 points0 points ago

To the top with you. The ending is perfect.

[–]djmordigal 168 points169 points ago

Did anyone else read this as "Fuckin' memes" at first?

[–]BenAdaephonDelat 18 points19 points ago

Yes. I was confused.

[–]empireofnyy 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I thought it was something photogenic guy related.

[–]uptwolait 1 point2 points ago

Mime memes. They're the worst.

[–]longflowingdreads 0 points1 point ago

Yep. Still didn't realize it until I read your comment.

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 1 point2 points ago

/r/FU712 will have you saying that.

[–]allwaysnice -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of something I saw the other day on tv, I think it was on IFC's Comedy Bang Bang, and someone asked what a meme was and the guy talked about the French art of meme; and then they started posing like mimes.
...
Gosh, explaining that took all the funny out of it.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 99 points100 points ago

A mime is a terrible thing to waste

[–]Lobanium 53 points54 points ago

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

[–]Aperantos 16 points17 points ago

It is illegal to kill a wild pig in king forest!

[–]Pasty_Virgin 22 points23 points ago

[–]sexylilphil 11 points12 points ago

Oh Cary Elwes, I love everything you do... Except maybe Saw... Why did you do Saw?

[–]michaelje0 8 points9 points ago

The first Saw movie was actually pretty good and very different from the following sequels. (Although I liked the 4th one and the last one a lot too.)

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a fan of the Saw movies, but I agree with you about the first. The rest sucked because they went with a different director fresh out of Full Sail. (I think the 4th was a different director. I haven't seen it, but my roommate says that one was the only "decent" squeal too.)

For those who don't know, Full Sail is (mainly) a film school that speeds you through classes so fast that they only teach you about the technical stuff & not about the art side of film. What that means is, their students know how to make the film from a technical viewpoint, but as far as story structure, artistic merit, and other things that make a movie good, Full Sail doesn't go into that with their classes. They also don't always fulfill their promise to get their students work after graduation. About the only thing good about their class structure is it gets people ready for the crazy pace of working in the industry.

(Source: I know people that went there)

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

The first Saw movie was awesome! If it had ended there it really would have aged well. Hopefully it still can (look what happened to Halloween and Nightmare on Elm Street's franchises).

[–]Drezzan 3 points4 points ago

This is a wild boar THAT is a wild pig.

[–]sqwarlock 5 points6 points ago

Not to be an asshole, but you have that line backwards.

Sheriff of Rottingham: "That's a wild boar!"

Robin Hood: "No, that's a wild pig. (he points to John) THAT'S a wild boar/bore."

[–]Drezzan 1 point2 points ago

I was worried that I had it backwards. I don't think you are an asshole because I would have done the same !

[–]Ziggyrollablunt 0 points1 point ago

This movie made me think I could save my life with lifesavers and my brother had me convinced that they named bathrooms johns because of this movie...I was quite stupid as I was younger.

[–]Isndket 1 point2 points ago

OOOOOoooooooh....

[–]Sinavestia -3 points-2 points ago

Did you go as far as to did what want?

[–]SilentHorizon 2 points3 points ago

If a tree falls in the woods, hits a mime, and no one else is around, does it make a sound?

[–]ManicOppressive 2 points3 points ago

If a coffee machine passes a baseball bat in a forest, and the only one to see it is a mime, what does he tell the police?

[–]Graucsh -1 points0 points ago

A mime is a terrible thing to waste

[–]hooof_hearted 37 points38 points ago

Was expecting the mime to get a smack, but this outcome is so much better.

[–]hooof_hearted 1 point2 points ago

If they're French it's even funnier.

[–]KellyTheET -1 points0 points ago

Came to post this. Good jorb.

[–]pacified69 54 points55 points ago

1998 called and wants its GIF back.

[–]IdolRevolver 41 points42 points ago

Did you warn them about 9/11?

[–]flytaggart1 10 points11 points ago

I too read xkcd.

[–]notsurewhatiam 2 points3 points ago

Haha so original!!

[–]UKGangbang 9 points10 points ago

well then someone can upload it to youtube

[–]MagicMurderBean 7 points8 points ago

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!

[–]SmiLey497 3 points4 points ago

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

[–]MagicMurderBean 7 points8 points ago

YEAH? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!

[–]StrugglingWithEase 2 points3 points ago

My wife is in a coma

[–]mikarm 0 points1 point ago

[–]Legolaa 0 points1 point ago

Closest to Necrophilia you can find.

[–]mushmancat 1 point2 points ago

[–]Promachina 6 points7 points ago

[–]kporter4692 8 points9 points ago

Never again will I go to that subreddit...holy fuck.

[–]jherazob 1 point2 points ago

So, that subreddit's logo comes true again

[–]Benjef 0 points1 point ago

You will. Give it time.

[–]loomie 0 points1 point ago

I just subbed it :3

[–]kaiserzeit 3 points4 points ago

Lexi Belle? Don't care if she's a mime

[–]3rd_degree_burn 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, nothing WTF about it.

[–]musclerunner 1 point2 points ago

This is what I expected with the post's title. Arrived a little disappointed, but you've restored my faith in the Internet.

[–]Good_Housekeeping 1 point2 points ago

good guy mime porn, automatically has the volume turned off

[–]Bizzzleshizzzle 3 points4 points ago

The mime is all "damn I'm good!"

[–]OneOddFuture 11 points12 points ago

Key and Peele <3

[–]crackness 10 points11 points ago

Simon and Garfunkel <3

[–]shiftius 14 points15 points ago

Ben and Jerry's <3

[–]NextDayAir 3 points4 points ago

Brooks and Dunn <3

[–]comox 5 points6 points ago

Kid n Play <3

[–]LECHEDEMIPALO 8 points9 points ago

Cheech and Chong <3

[–]mushmancat 1 point2 points ago

Hitler and Goebbels <3

[–]feureau 6 points7 points ago

Aliens and Predators! <3

[–]NextDayAir 0 points1 point ago

Sonny and Cher <3

[–]jacobbsny10 -1 points0 points ago

Joe Biden and Joe Biden <3

[–]fluxaxion 2 points3 points ago

The last time a mime did this, I totaled my car. Needless to say, the mime was speechless.

[–]anonymousHacker 7 points8 points ago

If I turned invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a mime. The amount of applause he'd get would be amazing

[–]ADavies 5 points6 points ago

Fucking invisible walls - how do they work?

[–]NextDayAir 7 points8 points ago

they're clearly obvious

[–]multiplesof3 1 point2 points ago

this comment. Clever.

[–]cherrycreampie 1 point2 points ago

where is this from, anyone?

[–]gcubed 1 point2 points ago

MySpace

[–]mpmcfarlane 1 point2 points ago

No, I think I first downloaded this one on a BBS in 1992.

[–]Zurrasi 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Mime used light screen!

[–]TheMancersDilema 0 points1 point ago

Incorrect, light screen is for special attacks only.

He must be using reflect, a move used to repel physical attacks. (except brick break)

[–]russianpopcorn 1 point2 points ago

What we need is a mime meme, about a mime that mimes memes about mimes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg

[–]Quibbage101 1 point2 points ago

Mimes are the master-mind trolls of the metaverse.

[–]DustyShane 1 point2 points ago

The first gif with sound.

[–]MileHighBarfly 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ, is the whole frontpage of this subreddit just reposted gifs today?

[–]edcross 2 points3 points ago

[–]ITS_ANOTHER_REPOST 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]scotts1397 0 points1 point ago

clever

[–]jaykins 1 point2 points ago

Is that Matt Damon?

[–]I_Conquer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ibetrollingyou -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, a joke that's as old as the Internet.

[–]sickoldman123 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping it would be this...

I worked with that guy once, and he showed me this. He said they did actually have a piece of glass there and it was highly polished so couldn't easily be seen.

[–]valdes10163 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting the runner to punch the mime or something. That reaction made it way funnier.

[–]EAVBERBWF 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen a mime in real life

[–]Ilovekbbq 0 points1 point ago

is it me or does he kind of look like matt damon?

[–]ivylgedropout 0 points1 point ago

If you run into an invisible box while jogging, you're going to have a sad mime.

[–]calamormine 0 points1 point ago

I've decided I'm going to become a mime, then I'm going to build the world's most spotless wall of glass in the middle of a crowded courtyard. I'll wander around the side of the wall, acting like I'm miming its existence, and just wait for some poor schmuck to walk past and smash into it.

[–]RoryAndo 0 points1 point ago

My brothers reaction: what?! Thats not real!

He is 17.

I worry sometimes.

[–]strawberryfield4ever 0 points1 point ago

I watched this like twenty times so funny

[–]Nightst0ne 0 points1 point ago

fuckin reposts.

[–]kirbyiscool200 0 points1 point ago

...so wait, who was the mime?

[–]DarkRend 0 points1 point ago

It seems that each time this gif is re-posted it gets slower.

[–]rizla7 0 points1 point ago

kinda reminds me of george of the jungle.

[–]shatonamime 0 points1 point ago

dont you just want to shit all over mimes?

[–]TeeMoch 0 points1 point ago

that's not a mime, that's a clown.

[–]replieswithclowns 0 points1 point ago

[–]frodokun 0 points1 point ago

Spear is the mime-killer

[–]greatestmanalive 0 points1 point ago

"Mr.Mime uses Light Screen"

[–]bones_tle 0 points1 point ago

I thought the second mime was much better than first

[–]randomninja96 -1 points0 points ago

They see him trollin', they hatin'

[–]Pulpcowboy -2 points-1 points ago

Everyone here read the title as "Fuckin' Memes [gif]"

[–]iloveue -2 points-1 points ago

am i the only one who thought "you spelled memes wrong" at first?

[–]Whamaker -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I met a mime I would do that irl

[–]benhop -2 points-1 points ago

[–]edisekeed -1 points0 points ago

more like fuckin' jogger

[–]Pincel -1 points0 points ago

Guys you have any videos of this?

[–]biggusjimmus 0 points1 point ago

I have a terrible phobia about mimes ever since a troupe of them kidnapped my girlfriend.

They did unspeakable things to her.

[–]ffilps -1 points0 points ago

fuckin' gifs

[–]remix6464 0 points1 point ago

The runner must be a soccer player.

[–]seldn123 0 points1 point ago

Wow thats a great gif i have NEVER seen that one before.

[–]rewster -1 points0 points ago

The title is very misleading

[–]DeadLeeBawss 0 points1 point ago

Ah cool I haven't seen this gif reposted for at least 3 months...

[–]knottydread -1 points0 points ago

The more you watch, the funnier it gets

[–]TheHegemon1 0 points1 point ago

[–]dream2012 -1 points0 points ago

Did anybody else read Mimes as Memes?

[–]outofnowhere -4 points-3 points ago

Read that as "fuckin mines". Was not disappointed.