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Spongebob, WTF?!?! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]POSTS_GIFS 225 points226 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/RmgZH.gif?1

This episode will never be the same...

[–]185139 82 points83 points ago

This episode is my favorite episode of all time.
It just got 50 times better

[–]REPLY_FOR_A_BLOWJOB 32 points33 points ago

Name of episode?

[–]Raping_baby_cows 67 points68 points ago

The Suds?

[–]wizbam 28 points29 points ago

Looks like you're the lucky winner.

Edit: Unless above you is a baby cow. Then you both win/lose?

[–]I_RAPE_HORSES_II 27 points28 points ago

What kind of person rapes a cow? We live in a sick world.

[–]SoulStar 12 points13 points ago

These novelty accounts make everything so confusing

[–]wizbam 5 points6 points ago

lmao...II.

[–]BasketOfCats 6 points7 points ago

The first one just didn't deliver.

[–]Skimmerlit 3 points4 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]Aneds 3 points4 points ago

I'd say it's a win/win.

[–]REPLY_FOR_A_BLOWJOB 5 points6 points ago

DO I TALK LIKE A COW, HMMM? CALL ME COW ONE MORE TIME

[–]Chaytup 12 points13 points ago

I'll take one I guess

[–]matt_beach 4 points5 points ago

Congratulations Raping_baby_cows! Youve just won a free blowjob!

[–]V838_Mon 4 points5 points ago

Administered by matt_beach.

[–]grayaus 3 points4 points ago

I replied, where's my blowjob?

[–]REPLY_FOR_A_BLOWJOB 3 points4 points ago

are you black or white? my mouth cant handle another black dude.. the chaffing is so severe, i can hardly eat anymore.. but the karma... i can't stop

[–]PlayingWithCum 2 points3 points ago

Blowjob please.

[–]REPLY_FOR_A_BLOWJOB 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for asking nicely. NOM NOM NOM

[–]OfficialSillyWabbit 1 point2 points ago

Too much teeth.

[–]185139 1 point2 points ago

I think it was "The Suds" or something like that

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

That episode always made me a little sick.

[–]JSleek 0 points1 point ago

DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE!

[–]irawwwr 55 points56 points ago

How about this one?

[–]yjgfikl 18 points19 points ago

Seriously why is that happening?

[–]Vark675 4 points5 points ago

This has gotta be one of the newer seasons.

[–]UltraJake 0 points1 point ago

I don't think so. I remember seeing it years ago.

[–]ThrobbingWetHole 6 points7 points ago

Now he truly does live in Bikini Bottom!

[–]eeviltwin 0 points1 point ago

Reluctant upvote.

[–]Charmalandosaur 2 points3 points ago

I dunno...that whip looks kind of...suspicious...

[–]Bluecool 0 points1 point ago

spongebob just became better

[–]ThrobbingWetHole 1 point2 points ago

"who lives in your vagina for only a week?"

Spong bob square pants!

"He's yellow and skinny and plugs up that leak"

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    [–]Iamsqueegee 137 points138 points ago

    Who lives in a 'gina Twixt the legs of a tween?

    SPONGEBOB TAMPON!

    [–]gtengland 80 points81 points ago

    absorbent and porous and yellow is he

    [–]yahrdme 56 points57 points ago

    If men-stru-al nonsense be something you wish...

    [–]PortedelaCave 50 points51 points ago

    Call the gyna' then, if your cunt reeks of fish!

    [–]bmwill 38 points39 points ago

    You guys are horrible at this.

    [–]ifyouknowwhatimeanx 18 points19 points ago

    I quite like it.

    [–]Zeugirdor994 12 points13 points ago

    Bad tempo is the problem

    [–]KevyB 0 points1 point ago

    lmao

    [–]BlueMouthwash 13 points14 points ago

    then jam me up something that smells like a fish!

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

    His twatical nonsense be something you wish.

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

    He'll pop in your cunt while you whine like a bitch!

    SPONGEBOB TAMPON

    [–]CudleWudles 15 points16 points ago

    Too far...

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

    If this is the worst thing you have seen on /r/wtf then... I don't know, you're a pussy.

    [–]Garry_The_Snail 3 points4 points ago

    Bit it was just gross, not funny.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

    Sing it along with the spongebob theme.

    [–]justgottasayit 0 points1 point ago

    The vote is amazingly split on you... You're my kinda scoundrel

    [–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

    A SCOUNDREL AND A COWARD HAS DENIED MY REQUEST FOR SATISFACTION.

    1833

    [–]KABLAMO17 6 points7 points ago

    he'll plop after a month and smell like a fish!

    SPONGEBOB TAMPON!

    [–]Montaz -1 points0 points ago

    He'll plop in a month and smell like a fish.

    Fix the rhyming for you.

    [–]KABLAMO17 -1 points0 points ago

    gah! thought my rhythm was off...merci...

    [–]Montaz -3 points-2 points ago

    De rien...?

    [–]ButtfuckPussySquirt 3 points4 points ago

    goddamn, hahahahahahahah

    [–]MoederPoeder 0 points1 point ago

    inb4 /r/srs /r/worstof

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

    /r/srs can suck my dick, I actually make it my goal to piss them off. If they even try to do something, it will only be to my satisfaction.

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

    SRS is a circlejerk people. Doesn't matter if they get pissed off, it's all just jerking. People think they legitimately pissed SRS off, but that isn't the case.

    [–]bwslawyer -4 points-3 points ago

    Get out of my head!

    [–]sje46 108 points109 points ago

    So...no one else recognizes this as obviously fake? No? Tampax marketing with a children's cartoon is something we're going to believe? Okay, I'll let myself out then.

    [–]Joegabe 19 points20 points ago

    Really kills the whole 'Krusty Krab' ideal when you think about it..

    [–]CaptainMoose 10 points11 points ago

    Not only fake, but a really freakin' old picture.

    [–]ButterBread 6 points7 points ago

    Eh, everyday Reddit seems to create a public relations nightmare for a completely innocent company... you know cause it's funny. Now Tampax gets to spend hundreds of hours answering angry email/phone calls from offended parents.

    [–]MadMageMC 7 points8 points ago

    ...and angry tweens who want the product?

    [–]Erulastiel 1 point2 points ago

    Of course it's fake. I work for Tampax and we've never produced anything like this. It's just a clever shop job, that's all.

    [–]lime1221 -1 points0 points ago

    Are you a guy and work at Tampax?

    [–]Erulastiel 0 points1 point ago

    Nah, female. But most of the people that I work with at Tampax are dudes. It's about 65% male workers.

    [–]stufff -5 points-4 points ago

    reddit has become so fucking retarded.

    [–]TheTerribleSnowflac 57 points58 points ago

    I don't remember the name of the episode, but there is a scene near the beginning where plankton as usual is trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula and a siren goes off and the whole screen goes red. Mr. Krabs then says to Spongebob, "It's that time of the month again."

    [–]rick2882 50 points51 points ago

    A sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom, and is good friends with Sandy Cheeks? That's a tampon alright.

    Also, crusty crabs.

    [–]Moonohol 22 points23 points ago

    ... oh god. oh god. oh god no.

    [–]MEGAFUCKER 12 points13 points ago

    Oh man... oh God! Oh man oh God oh man oh God!

    [–]irawwwr 12 points13 points ago

    Give him a break! He was struggling between atheism and theism.

    [–]Phil56731 7 points8 points ago

    It's true. Agnostics are terrible actors.

    [–]Ashex 1 point2 points ago

    Enjoy your Krabby patty!

    [–]NekkidSnaku 2 points3 points ago

    *Krusty Krabs

    [–]DarthValiant 3 points4 points ago

    And a starfish.

    [–]DarkAvenger12 2 points3 points ago

    Sorry but I don't get what's sexual/nasty about a starfish.

    [–]DarthValiant 0 points1 point ago

    The anus is often referred to as the "Chocolate Starfish" due to it's distinctive shape and the innate humorousness of poop. One could even say that many of them are not brown but pink like Patrick.

    [–]DarkAvenger12 0 points1 point ago

    It all makes sense now . . . thanks

    [–]Scrial 1 point2 points ago

    It all makes so much sense now!
    Also: What have you done?!

    [–]usedtowork 17 points18 points ago

    Photoshop, WTF?!?!

    ftfy

    [–]string97bean 28 points29 points ago

    Well, he would be absorbent.

    [–]Lamar_Scrodum 88 points89 points ago

    and lives in Bikini Bottom

    [–]Jimbonian 5 points6 points ago

    The newer episodes are incredibly fucked up. Just go to YouTube and search "Squidward Toenail". That destroyed my childhood.

    [–]theguy63221 11 points12 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/0reCv.gif

    [–]Airazz 3 points4 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/HIMfI.gif

    [–]ninth_world_problems 6 points7 points ago

    Ive seen this already its not real, and if it was it would be fucking sad

    [–]candyman82 1 point2 points ago

    What's so wrong about sticking a cartoon character up your twat?

    I think I answered my own question

    [–]OctaviusCaesar 6 points7 points ago

    Why, Spongebob, why?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    MY LEG!

    [–]thatmattperson 3 points4 points ago

    Didn't I see this yesterday? Oh well it's still hilarious.

    [–]igor6661 4 points5 points ago

    This is probably the wrong place to post this, but I've always wondered why Spongebob is the only awesome quirky Nickelodeon cartoon to survive the 90s. It doesn't seem like any new ones have been created.

    [–]pip_pip_cheerio 5 points6 points ago

    Finally! I have always wanted to shove spongebob up my bleeding vadge.

    [–]duncan12457 5 points6 points ago

    well, he IS an absorbent thing in a bikini bottom.

    [–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 1 point2 points ago

    And now you know, the entire series of Spongebob Squarepants is a metaphor for a girl getting her period and the mental trauma resulting.

    [–]candyman82 0 points1 point ago

    I thought that was Clarissa Explains it All...

    [–]duncan12457 0 points1 point ago

    she had it at the beach, (sandy cheeks, the squirl)

    [–]Sw0rDz 0 points1 point ago

    Why isn't anyone calling BS on this? Its just a girl wearing a spongebob t-shirt. Someone must of used photoshop or dyed the the tampon yellow.

    [–]symbiotics 0 points1 point ago

    well, he is a sponge after all.

    [–]ferb12321 0 points1 point ago

    DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE

    [–]oc_nooby 1 point2 points ago

    My childhood! MY CHILDHOOD!

    [–]TL10 0 points1 point ago

    I... I think I'm going to be sick.

    [–]tlriven -1 points0 points ago

    He's absorbent and from "Bikini Bottom." Wat ya'll expect?

    [–]hippie_hunter 0 points1 point ago

    Once you start bleeding it's time to put the cartoon characters away.

    [–]MikeyFleming 0 points1 point ago

    He IS super absorbent...

    [–]Trollendirty 0 points1 point ago

    LMAO thanks for the good laugh. but a sponge could be a great sub for a tampax i guess. poor sponge bob.

    [–]0011110000110011 0 points1 point ago

    Repost? Maybe? I'm sure I've seen this before.

    [–]littlebunnyfu 1 point2 points ago

    Whelp, that explains a lot. Damn hippies.

    [–]dark_mirage 1 point2 points ago

    Well... He is a sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom, should have seen this coming.

    [–]Aulritta 0 points1 point ago

    It's a more natural product with a pineapple applicator!

    [–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

    I was in a station when I opened this.

    [–]seaniegreaney 0 points1 point ago

    Repost, From Memebase.... WOW....

    [–]revfelix 0 points1 point ago

    Spongebob is all up in her cooch, Spongebob is all over her tits. And judging by the picture, that girl is only just past puberty. Damn, Spongebob is a massive pedo.

    [–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

    Especially considering he's over 150 years old.

    [–]I_Enjoy_Everything 0 points1 point ago

    He is a sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom. It's all there.

    [–]LandSharkLandShark 0 points1 point ago

    Spongebob has been inside millions of teenage girls.

    [–]RuffRyderRoll 0 points1 point ago

    I'm not bragging or anything but come on guys I saw this on Facebook before I saw this on Reddit.

    [–]JP2000 1 point2 points ago

    its funny because women bleed out of their vaginas one week a month

    [–]da_mAnIaC_417 1 point2 points ago

    Ya don't say?

    [–]Amphidamas 0 points1 point ago

    C'mon guys, this was on the Front Page yesterday!

    [–]dutchyo 1 point2 points ago

    Oh my god patrick help help! Wtf just happened!

    [–]hypertonica 1 point2 points ago

    He does live in Bikini Bottom...

    [–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

    Every young girl wants a spongebob in them.

    [–]madmanmunt 0 points1 point ago

    Tampax Tampons- only if you're sponge-worthy.

    [–]samuraialien 0 points1 point ago

    The top pic is a repost, but I'm glad to see a Spongebob picture corresponding with it.

    [–]charismaticenigma101 0 points1 point ago

    I can't take that episode seriously anymore.....

    [–]monsterTROLLFACE24 1 point2 points ago

    The spongebob rectal thermometer I saw at a store in Oakdale is worse.

    [–]cgray21 1 point2 points ago

    Who lives in a vagina under her jeans?

    [–]SPAZZEH 0 points1 point ago

    Sponge Bob Blood Crotch!

    [–]leggmann 0 points1 point ago

    They found him in bikini bottom

    [–]AJJA12 -1 points0 points ago

    Downvote goes to you Tampax

    [–]k3kz 1 point2 points ago

    he lives in bikini BOTTOM!!!!

    [–]psno1994 0 points1 point ago

    This isn't the strangest case of inappropriate branding of a cartoon character- anyone else remember the hello kitty dildo? (possibly NSFW)

    [–]shawnpeps 1 point2 points ago

    What in the fuck.

    I knew they marketed all kinds of shit, but that's pretty wild.

    I wouldn't be surprised if KISS had one out there too, considering how much they're willing to put their name on.

    [–]Umzugskarton -1 points0 points ago

    I´m a goofy jam rag! ROCK!

    [–]JimTokle -4 points-3 points ago

    This is not WTF. It's not even real.

    [–]randomprecision -2 points-1 points ago

    it's fake and sort of funny, but actually a bit sad too when you realize that girls are getting their first menstrual cycle much younger now than they were in past generations. You can thank the crap our kids eat and their comparatively sedentary lifestyles for that.

    If my daughter menstruates before middle school, she's totally grounded! ;)

    [–]ARustyFirePlace 0 points1 point ago

    How is this wtf?

    [–]J_Jammer -1 points0 points ago

    Well....technically...

    [–]J_Jammer -1 points0 points ago

    Well....technically...

    [–]astebbi1 -2 points-1 points ago

    I FUCKING LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

    [–]DragonFire43 -1 points0 points ago

    Spongebob is super absorbent and lives in bikini bottom. He IS a tampon.

    [–]Id_Tap_Dat -3 points-2 points ago

    At least it's not iron man.

    [–]The_Reddit_Delusion 4 points5 points ago

    Yeah, that would be a dildo.

    Waits for some smartass to find an Iron Man dildo

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    Best one I could find. (SFW)

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