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[–]yeezy_tha_kyng 158 points159 points ago

I question this quote...how often does Katt say "suckas" instead of "niggas"?

[–]spookyorwhat 115 points116 points ago

Never in the history of Niggadom

[–]KimboSpice 41 points42 points ago

Not Neva...

[–]Hougigo 16 points17 points ago

Not A Nal-Nada.

[–]New_Anarchy 9 points10 points ago

He's not Snoop-Lion about that either...

[–]vargavinter 0 points1 point ago

shit where's that from?

[–]Gulthok 0 points1 point ago

How High. Couldn't find a better clip than this

[–]vargavinter 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yes! I had a feeling it was Mike Epps so started looking through some clips from the friday sequels. Totally forgot he was in How High. Thanks.

[–]Hisdivineshadow69 1 point2 points ago

no one says Nal-Nada like you say Nal-Nada, and i still dont know what that shit means..

[–]Hougigo 0 points1 point ago

Get my baby powder!

[–]Hisdivineshadow69 0 points1 point ago

Baby powder.... ? we changing diapers? SLAP

[–]Hougigo 1 point2 points ago

Since been pimpin', since been pimpin', SINCE BEEN PIMPINNNNN!

[–]PlayingWithCum 8 points9 points ago

Them damn insurgents.

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

Done come into our house and stole all the Fruitloops.

[–]PlayingWithCum 0 points1 point ago

*Cocoapuffs

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

DAMMIT.

I knew I got something wrong in there.

[–]imbignate 0 points1 point ago

Nigga stole mah nigga?

[–]Commalover 46 points47 points ago

Never. That's how often.

[–]KnockingOnTheSky 16 points17 points ago

About as often as he has to duck to get through doorways

[–]LynkDead 3 points4 points ago

In my head I read the posted quote as 'niggas', had to see your comment before I noticed it was 'suckas'.

[–]derrida_n_shit 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize the caption said suckas until I read this comment. I read it as niggas.

[–]SllikkillS 0 points1 point ago

It's because this probably isn't the actual quote.

[–]akfreedo 112 points113 points ago

Katt Williams didn't say this.

[–]biteymctwain 35 points36 points ago

Check out the big brain on Brad!

[–]slightlyuseful 14 points15 points ago

Brett

FTFY.

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 8 points9 points ago

You a smart motherfucker, that's right.

[–]Mr_Rawrr 2 points3 points ago

But.. But, the twitter account name was "RealKatWiliams" so it has to be!

[–]V_for_VinceVega -5 points-4 points ago

Then he should, because it's fucking hilarious.

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[–]Boots2Asses 11 points12 points ago

Jesus technically lived twice...so..

YOLT

[–]Cavemonster 12 points13 points ago

JOLT

[–]JKR93 20 points21 points ago

[–]Plantalones 3 points4 points ago

[–]Fortehlulz33 2 points3 points ago

Jew Only Live Twice?

[–]Hammerfist_Pucconi 1 point2 points ago

It's the heavily-accented Spanish version: "Joo Only Leev Twice."

[–]BinaryNinja 0 points1 point ago

Jews Occasionally Live Twice

[–]Hougigo 2 points3 points ago

I just heard this yesterday.. #YOTO. You're Only Tough Online

[–]IAMGodAMA 1 point2 points ago

I was about to say, I contend to you that you all live twice.

Doesn't have the same ring to it though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Explain

[–]kittycuddler 5 points6 points ago

Whoever that is probably jumped on the bandwagon of hating lmfao and combined that with the bandwagon of hating yolo. :/

(I should note both are pretty annoying at this point to me, but I don't feel the need to go out of my way to say they suck like a lot of people seem to have the compulsion to do)

[–]Alonewarrior 10 points11 points ago

I think LMFAO is pretty good, they're just overplayed beyond all reason.

[–]kittycuddler 2 points3 points ago

I have a hard time getting past lyrics in music that are super dumb in a let's drink and fuck kind of way. When I first was linked to shots a year or two ago I thought they were makers of hilarious and fun music, but after listening to their album several times I started to get the feeling they were actually serious about the party bullshit they sang about, which pretty much ruined it for me. I can still listen to a few of their songs even after them being overplayed like crazy (party rock) and enjoy it, but I just can't get into them as a duo anymore.

[–]Alonewarrior 5 points6 points ago

I'm Sexy and I Know It is pretty funny. Good beat and the video is hilarious.

[–]Dark1000 3 points4 points ago

I saw LMFAO at a festival recently. They were pretty hilarious.

[–]Ufaget 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that bitch is fucking ugly.

[–]DarthNihilus1 17 points18 points ago

Girls be quick to upload half naked pictures of theyselves.

It's like: "Bitch, why don't you upload a diploma!"

[–]BinaryNinja 2 points3 points ago

I read it in his voice. Brain, you be crazy.

[–]ElRonPaul 0 points1 point ago

Poor little think think.

[–]der_chiller 12 points13 points ago

Source?

[–]cornholioo 9 points10 points ago

It's "y'all".

[–]ipn8bit 0 points1 point ago

I came here just to see if someone posted the correct way and it's sad to see you getting downvoted. Y'all interneters are mean.

[–]CaptainSmartass 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, how difficult is to remember the apostrophe is replacing the "ou" in "you"?

This is just one of many things that makes me want to murder every English teacher in the American public school system. Systemic ignorance of this prevalence can't be an accident; the teachers are doing it on purpose.

[–]Vidyogamasta -1 points0 points ago

Two things-

1- What grammar teacher ANYWHERE teaches the word "ya'll"

2- In places ya'll is said, it's "ya all," so the apostrophe is acceptable in both places.

I'm more curious about ya'll's. Has sooo many apostrophes!

[–]CaptainSmartass 0 points1 point ago

  1. Grammar teachers should teach how and when apostrophes are used.
  2. I've used y'all as second-person plural for years now, and in all of the places I've used and heard it I have never once heard someone use "ya" as the pronunciation for "you". "Y'all" is short for "you all", thus the apostrophe replaces the "ou".

[–]Vidyogamasta -2 points-1 points ago

Then why doesn't chrome's spellcheck flag "ya'll"?

[–]CaptainSmartass 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't flag "the've" either. Does that seem like proper English? Chrome generally ignores words with apostrophes in them because determining if they're correct or not can be difficult for software.

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

They've The've

Flags the latter for me.

[–]cornholioo 0 points1 point ago

In Louisiana, my Latin high school teacher (who was not from the south) used y'all for that plural tense due to it being - wait for it - grammatically correct and commonplace in Louisiana.

[–]tandembicyclegang 6 points7 points ago

Someone on twitter using Katt Williams' persona as a means to have undeserved internet celebrity on YOLO

FTFY

[–]TrindadeDisciple 2 points3 points ago

James Bond

[–]Paulus81 1 point2 points ago

Also Carpe diem/noctum (sp).

[–]starlinguk 0 points1 point ago

Yup, the expression "you only live once" is as old as, well, the human race. I don't get why people are so upset about it all of a sudden.

[–]Soylent_Veal 3 points4 points ago

I'm guessing that, to make it popular with the current crowd again, it had to be

a) featured in pop music

b) dumbed down from Latin (Carpe Diem) to an acronym (Yolo)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I think its the acronym that does it.

[–]gunluva 1 point2 points ago

The overuse of the acronym is what annoys people. It's like LOLcats. They were cute for a while, then when they were everywhere it was like "okay, yes, we get it, it was fun at first, but now you're just overdoing it. Please stop I tire of these chronicles of 'cheezburgrs' and how they cannot 'has' them."

[–]Yreval 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... people keep saying it, but I'm not convinced "seize the day" really means the same thing as "you only live once."

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[–]ipn8bit 1 point2 points ago

and to them I say... good luck with that.

[–]Shortythecat 2 points3 points ago

Hindus, that's all I'm sayin.

[–]SuminderJi 0 points1 point ago

YOLS

[–]sirprizes 5 points6 points ago

Drake started this? Seems like many horrible things are originating from Canada these days.

[–]kaos112 3 points4 points ago

[–]teambreakabitchdown 1 point2 points ago

Rick ross says YOLO first in Drake's song titled Lord Knows. Source. Notice the upload date of Nov. 6, 2011. The Motto was released Nov. 29, 2011. Source. Now this doesn't necessarily mean that Lord Knows was recorded before The Motto, but the way Drake released his songs on his blog against his label's wishes, I would say Lord Knows was recorded first.

Edit: Obviously Drake popularized the term.

[–]Arcon1337 -1 points0 points ago

Canada used to export so much awesome... M. J. Fox, Keanu Reeves, James Cameron, William Shatner, John Candy or even Mike Myers.

now what do you give us? Drake, Justin Beiber and Hayden Christensen. Okay, Hayden probably isn't that bad.

[–]sirprizes -3 points-2 points ago

Don't forget about the abomination known as Nickelback.

[–]jack_skellington 0 points1 point ago

Wait, Canada gave up Nickelback?!?!?

God! Do they hate us or something?

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

It's what you get for thinking we live in igloos for so long.

Sorry.

[–]P10_WRC 0 points1 point ago

yeah, it was on one of his popular songs.

[–]wienermcpeters -1 points0 points ago

ill have to ask my coworker again tonight, but she was telling me about how yolo is also in an older song by some other less relevant guy. like years ago. my quick search is not allowing me to find it, but i'll ask her and get back to you.

[–]Cocaine-Biceps -1 points0 points ago

the strokes

[–]wienermcpeters -1 points0 points ago

no, a rapper. i'm not a complete derp. the strokes are still about as relevant as they ever were in society at large.

[–]michaelshow -2 points-1 points ago

Actually Metallica did - in 1983 - in their song Motobreath on the Kill 'Em All album. lyrics

[–]strongbadger 1 point2 points ago

They didn't say "YOLO" though.

[–]mindaika 1 point2 points ago

People I don't know:

  • Katt Williams
  • Drake

[–]kutwijf 3 points4 points ago

am i the only one who finds this guy annoying?

[–]Redditer1000 1 point2 points ago

No you are not alone!

[–]hperez1432 0 points1 point ago

Yeah he used to be funny. Now he's just small and bitter.

[–]Cepheia -1 points0 points ago

Yes, he's hilarious.

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mysteriet 1 point2 points ago

Wow how original..

[–]MrWompypants 1 point2 points ago

Not only is that a misquote, but the screenshot of the show he's in was a decent while before Drake released The Motto.

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

I hate that guy

[–]JamesAQuintero 0 points1 point ago

Is this possible? A picture from facebook being reposted to reddit!

[–]pancakehangover 1 point2 points ago

actually "you only live once" was used a couple decades before drake decided to make it popular among the new generation of dumb ass teenagers and douches.

[–]leex0 1 point2 points ago

i for some reason really dislike Katt Williams.

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

Katt Williams, comedic genius.

[–]tygraph 0 points1 point ago

How does a tweet from a Katt Williams parody account get so many upvotes??

[–]theundiscoveredcolor 0 points1 point ago

I'M JUST SAYIN'!!

[–]Middlerun 0 points1 point ago

Do people who believe in an afterlife still say YOLO?

[–]Derpshiz 1 point2 points ago

I thought I'd live forever.

[–]rodtang 2 points3 points ago

Yeah... Once.

[–]Fitseries1rider -1 points0 points ago

Fuck Katt Williams that short piece of shit.

[–]KoalaBomb 3 points4 points ago

Hey, this guy fucks small pieces of shit.

[–]Fitseries1rider -1 points0 points ago

So fanny

[–]BadChadBrown 0 points1 point ago

That's not what he said!

[–]trapfactory -2 points-1 points ago

Yolo- You obviously lack originality

[–]JRG2013 14 points15 points ago

Ironic.

[–]Daniellandos -2 points-1 points ago

I tweeted this many days ago.. Are you me? Take my up.

[–]trapfactory 1 point2 points ago

no, you are me, just in a parallel galaxy millions of light years away.

[–]MrAgileBeast -1 points0 points ago

The Only YOLO that matters

YOLO!

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[–]xflushot 1 point2 points ago

The rapper that popularized the term YOLO. That's why so many people say it now.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE I CARE FOR MODERN POP CULTURE

[–]Redditer1000 -3 points-2 points ago

This isnt funny at all

[–]YOLO247 -4 points-3 points ago

YOLO

[–]Benassi -3 points-2 points ago

This meme was obviously created by one of those "first off, i'm not a racist" white kids.

Fuck, them niggas are annoying.

[–]TheJotunn -3 points-2 points ago

Once again proving that Katt Williams is an idiot. Does he seriously think that Drake like invented the phrase?

[–]JackRubysGun -3 points-2 points ago

HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHA. Wait, this isn't funny at all, just like every other thing Katt Williams says. Katt Williams makes George Lopez look like George Carlin and Bill Hicks reincarnated into the same guy and George Lopez is almost as funny hearing about your grandma dying on 9/11 while stepping on legos.