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[–]theCaptain_D 2 points3 points ago

Even worse than the noises is the dreaded cut to a closeup of their face.

Do not want.

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 1 point2 points ago

"Oh look - some guy's taint. Exactly which cameraman and editor thought I wanted to jerk off to that? If I wanted to jerk it to that, why did I rent 'Office Threesomes' instead of 'Four hours of guy's taints'?"

[–]rawrc 1 point2 points ago

Rent? Do you not know what the machine you're using to reddit right now is actually for?

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I'm really dating myself there.

[obligatory: "It's not like anyone else would date you, Gimli."]

[–]rawrc 1 point2 points ago

Haha, don't worry, I'm old for a redditor, too. Up for a game of shuffleboard after Matlock?

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 1 point2 points ago

Matlock's on? Hang on - I have to take my Geritol then I'll be right there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oh that is always super weird. I always feel like they know I just looked them in the eyes while jerking and they laugh.

[–]saxxypatch 0 points1 point ago

Actually, as a girl who enjoys porn but feels frustrated that it's all made for men, I enjoy those sounds teehee

[–]roderikbraganca 0 points1 point ago

You sir, couldn't be more right.