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[–]R2Lowber 44 points45 points ago

Well I mean while you're down there...

[–]xxcbr600xx 14 points15 points ago

More like "I'm not touching, I'm not touching!"

[–]JohnnySteel 8 points9 points ago

No touching!

[–]Short_Amigo 43 points44 points ago

[–]HuntTheWumpus 36 points37 points ago

[–]iamadogforreal 11 points12 points ago

Nature will find a way.

[–]akyoungs07 7 points8 points ago

I love how the girl on her team just collapsed in laughter. Straight dropped to her knees that shit was so funny lol.

[–]cyanoacrylate 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought she was the one the picture was focusing on, and couldn't figure out what the hell hit her to make her double over that way.

[–]boydel1 5 points6 points ago

That guys girlfriend must have been close by because he looked way more frightened by this than I would have expected

[–]TheGenerico 29 points30 points ago

...repost?

[–]honeydee 2 points3 points ago

For the love of god, someone needs to karma decay this.

[–]iliketurtles2795 0 points1 point ago

It was submitted two days ago titled "and that's how I met your mother"

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

It's been posted more than twice.

[–]Sp4rtaN25 1 point2 points ago

Yupp.

[–]old_mr2 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but its bloody hilarious.

[–]brbtldr 6 points7 points ago

this move allowed her to compete in the olympics later.true story.

[–]i_spin_bubbles 2 points3 points ago

And kids, this is how I met your mother

[–]chicolta 1 point2 points ago

Well that was awesome.

[–]NS11J03K3rr 4 points5 points ago

And later that evening she blew him out of sheer curiosity.

[–]BankerWhoLeavesAt420 9 points10 points ago

so that's what all this fuss on "curiosity landing" was about

[–]NS11J03K3rr 0 points1 point ago

Yup, the dude totally got head.

[–]zendick 2 points3 points ago

unexpected blow job was unexpected

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[–]TheRealMRichter 2 points3 points ago

Its almost as if it was posted a matter of days ago.

[–]Tstrong420 -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't this on the front page like last week?

[–]Toyotaobsession 1 point2 points ago

Ashes ashes we all fall down!

[–]mrmyxlplyx 1 point2 points ago

"Was it good for you?"

[–]broaris 1 point2 points ago

"Safe!"

[–]ncb167 1 point2 points ago

Gone to watch porn

[–]kouriichi 1 point2 points ago

Thats a freudian slip if ive ever seen one.

[–]Ocidar 0 points1 point ago

She hit two poles!

[–]Novai 0 points1 point ago

I've done this before, it was very fucking awkward.

[–]larsbrunsvold 0 points1 point ago

Very awkward fucking

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

123 bj

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

And this is the reason I always stand near the side of the net when I find teenage girls playing volleyball at the beach.

[–]Rubytuesday0312 1 point2 points ago

Your name fits you so well.

[–]jinklmun 0 points1 point ago

I was watching the ball thinking, "alright, thats convenient." then I hit back and as the page is loading, I see it. I click back on the link and think, "oh, that is VERY convenient"

[–]Frat_Panda 0 points1 point ago

I choose to believe that was intended.

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

asking for it.

[–]Spitfire65745 0 points1 point ago

More like fate stepping in

[–]mudkippun 0 points1 point ago

It almost looks deliberate..

[–]Nuclearpablo1 0 points1 point ago

And that's how she got gold in the Olympics...

[–]spongemandan 0 points1 point ago

This could totally work as the start of a shitty beach volleyball porno...

[–]AniceB 0 points1 point ago

I like how the guys look at each other like "holy shit, you see this right now"

[–]Vitruvious 1 point2 points ago

So.... you just happened to fall..... on his penis.... with your mouth??....

[–]artymccluer 0 points1 point ago

that game blows anyway

[–]br0000d 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully it wasn't a... hard landing.

[–]chenyu768 0 points1 point ago

The Amazing RAAAAAANDY!!!!!!

[–]TopherAbe 1 point2 points ago

Not even two fucking days...

[–]CaptCoconut 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a great intro to a porno

[–]Rekpar3 1 point2 points ago

No lie, this shit has happened to me. My 2 best friends play volleyball together a lot when we're just chillin' and it was way way way awkward. Both times.

[–]Ruveios 0 points1 point ago

I'm too fucking tired to type out the story at the moment but I shall tl;dr it. If someone wants the extended version, ask.

tl;dr broke tailbone when kid. when not kid i stood up, pain flooded and i landed in mans crotch, face first, on airplane and became stuck

[–]McFro 0 points1 point ago

How you doin?

[–]Dom413 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]804R 0 points1 point ago

YESTERDAY. This was on the front page YESTERDAY! Have some courtesy, wait at least 3 months!

[–]ChasingShad0ws -2 points-1 points ago

Only about a week and I already see a highly upvoted repost! tsk. tsk.

[–]AJ-Benzo -2 points-1 points ago

Barely a week old repost. C'mon son!

[–]thebe5t -1 points0 points ago

hey, man that porn is awesome. but it's way to clean for me.

[–]TheMocoMan 0 points1 point ago

[–]kaos112 -4 points-3 points ago

Can we at least go a week without having to see the same goddamn thing over. It's inevitable i know, but i'd rather go long enough to forget i saw it once before.

[–]I_ran_out_of_spac -1 points0 points ago

I feel like people are waiting less and less time to repost stuff...

[–]yasisterstwat -1 points0 points ago

Well that was a repost..