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[–]GKit11 250 points251 points ago

Bitches love Experiment 626.

[–]Jalenofkake 69 points70 points ago

Stitch is the best, I agree.

[–]Thor4269 55 points56 points ago

Bitches love Stitch

[–]deadbydesign 62 points63 points ago

*Bitches love Stitches

[–]curt_schilli 26 points27 points ago

Give that bitch a Stitch, bitches love Stitches.

[–]jul3z 39 points40 points ago

Nice try Chris Brown.

[–]BreeTea 10 points11 points ago

Nice try John Lennon.

[–]KABLAMO17 5 points6 points ago

[–]Emperor_Quintana 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Elton John.

[–]BreeTea 0 points1 point ago

It's too late, pal...we missed the train...

[–]Emperor_Quintana 0 points1 point ago

Meh. It was fun while it lasted.

[–]thebowlofpetunias 3 points4 points ago

Yep. He's good. I can tell.

[–]silverinkedwings 88 points89 points ago

If you could physically turn yourself into stitch, the ladies would take you home as a pet. ;) I know I would!

[–]KazOondo 58 points59 points ago

Real life sucks.

[–]JamesR624 25 points26 points ago

I sometimes think the human brain has an imagination just to troll us. All it seems to do is make you realize just how much reality sucks.

[–]TheSpurious 7 points8 points ago

And you can watch them bone bar dudes eevvvvvrrryy night.

[–]white_turtle 9 points10 points ago

Protip: If you are intimidated by a cute girl, just imagine her taking a giant shit. She has done it before, she will do it again. It's the ultimate leveller.

Bonus: Girls are not from outer space. They aren't a challenge to be overcome. They are human, just like you, only with great tits. Unless you have great tits, then they are just like you.

[–]Writerwannabe 1 point2 points ago

Protip: saying protip makes you look and sound like a douche.

[–]Donitsu 31 points32 points ago

Why does it seem like all these rage comics lately are made by freshmen in high school? Is everyone that uses reddit 13?

[–]Brasz 6 points7 points ago

I'm 23 and can relate to this (the comic).

[–]VinRayd 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure the most common age here is 15.

[–]Killm360 8 points9 points ago

im 18

[–]QuasiStellar 4 points5 points ago

Me too! We're like totally adults and can do as we please, right?

[–]Killm360 0 points1 point ago

Hell yeah

[–]BazookaBang 4 points5 points ago

Nah, I'm 11.

[–]PotatoKingdomis literally 12 1 point2 points ago

GET OUTT OF MY LAWNNNNN

[–]Razetony 5 points6 points ago

Because it's summer and they were led here by boredom.

[–]Gunther14 2 points3 points ago

I believe they're called summerfags

[–]MuffinHat 0 points1 point ago

... I joined in march.

[–]Erasus 2 points3 points ago

[–]Emperor_Quintana 0 points1 point ago

Me gusta...

[–]DasPuppetFunk 49 points50 points ago

Do adults actually use the word "crush" or is this website full of teenagers?

[–]General_GTFO 43 points44 points ago

What do you propose we call it then? "That one girl that I really really like" doesn't really roll off the tongue.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

It depends on who you are friends with. Me and my friends would not deal well with calling some one a crush let a lone talking about a girl we like. You man the fuck up and talk to her, and introduce us to her when the two of you start dating or talk about her some as you are dating. And yes this website has a lot of kids on it.

[–]Phyltre 4 points5 points ago

You and your friends don't talk about women you like? ...What makes you friends, exactly? The idea of calling someone I wouldn't talk about that to my friend seems odd.

[–]Joon01 18 points19 points ago

It does sound childish. If I were going to ask a friend now, I'd ask if he's going to ask her out, if he's interested in her, or something like that. Saying "crush" is like saying "yicky." Yes, that unidentified stain you just put your hand in may indeed be "yicky" but please don't say it like that.

[–]BaconKnight 12 points13 points ago

Generally speaking, between guys, no. Hell, even as a teenager where it's semi-acceptable, there's still the taboo that you're all lovey dovey with some chick among your dude friends. We'd tease each other in high school about anyone having a crush. So I'm gonna assume the OP is probably a teenager as I haven't used or heard adult peers use that word pretty much ever in that context.

Also the complete social awkwardness demonstrated in the picture is another sign of OP's age. I get it, some people still feel awkward around attractive females as adults but by the time most people hit, let's say 25+, we're all old enough and been around the block enough to realize talking to a member of the opposite sex is not the end all be all of existence. Everything in life feels so... "precious" and 100% when young. You get old and it's like, "Who gives a fuck? No one? Well then why should I?" :-)

[–]NonToxicWaste 1 point2 points ago

Ahh intelligence... Refreshing...

[–]Quazifuji -1 points0 points ago

A mix of both, but I think mostly the second one.

[–]cathemeral 1 point2 points ago

What are you supposed to call it? An infatuation? Don't forget in this comic it isn't love that's necessarily sprouting.

[–]AlexWoodRules 0 points1 point ago

I think that's more of a teen girl word

[–]thisusernameismeta 0 points1 point ago

As a 19 year old girl, I never used that word in highschool, but I'm starting to find it semi useful and am totally bringing it back.

But that's just me.

[–]PMinch -1 points0 points ago

Yep. You're so much better then me because of your age.

[–]ZiggyOnMars -5 points-4 points ago

Car crush?

[–]Flynn58 16 points17 points ago

Asks crush out.

"Fuck you."

[–]cazlewn156 3 points4 points ago

Asks crush out.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[–]Madrider760 4 points5 points ago

I love how this is on top of the subreddit and everyone in the comments is complaining about it.

[–]Denommus 0 points1 point ago

It has some explanation, really. Reddit's algorithm privileges fast content, not good content.

[–]findlovewilltravel 5 points6 points ago

23 days to go until the retarded comics end.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 1 point2 points ago

1 day for Brevard County.

Edit: Oh! an upvote. Is there a Brevardian somewhere out there?

[–]sealman911 2 points3 points ago

that's one of my favorite movies Im going to have to watch it now

[–]barbiebaby 2 points3 points ago

I can tell you as a girl we think its cute. no im not kidding.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 0 points1 point ago

YES YOU ARE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

[–]Denommus -1 points0 points ago

But a woman wouldn't, probably.

[–]Kontentt 14 points15 points ago

This one 4 panel comic pretty much describes my entire love life.

[–]MechBear 22 points23 points ago

Or in my case, a lack thereof.

:)

[–]I_just_post_stuff 3 points4 points ago

That :) was quite unexpected!

[–]MindlessDreamer 0 points1 point ago

Was :) it :) really? :)

[–]Forhavu 7 points8 points ago

STOP

[–]doneitnow 6 points7 points ago

BEHOLD! I AM SMILING! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Source

[–]I_just_post_stuff 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]totems 15 points16 points ago

Yep. I need to unsubscribe from this subreddit.

[–]professorberrynibble 10 points11 points ago

Which of course merits sharing.

[–]minercrafter2 1 point2 points ago

[–]Countryb0i2m 2 points3 points ago

i love lilo and stitch..great movie....almost named my dog stitch...fuck it i may change it today

[–]crazymunch 11 points12 points ago

Has F7U12 truly descended into a subreddit for teenage angst comics!?

[–]LeonTrotsky_on_speed 22 points23 points ago

I'm 27 and have never had a girlfriend. This situation can happen to anybody. Don't automatically assume it is a teenager.

[–]clemensschein 13 points14 points ago

But that would take the whole fun out of hating teenagers and calling everybody one!

[–]RabbaJabba 0 points1 point ago

A teenager, or the saddest adults in the world. That makes things better.

[–]Denommus -2 points-1 points ago

But acting like that is immature. Girls are not from outer space.

[–]Dr_ChimRichalds -1 points0 points ago

Not to worry—I referenced a classic film.

[–]Draxaan -3 points-2 points ago

It's like every middle-schooler has been making comics since summer started.

[–]YoungGeorgeJung 1 point2 points ago

sack up and talk or be a hoe forever

[–]ACharmlessMan 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not using le or das.

I love you.

[–]Emperor_Quintana 0 points1 point ago

Party pooper.

[–]Jayrixx 6 points7 points ago

Oh my god! Best part of my childhood.. You just made my day sir!

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[–]ohmahjah 10 points11 points ago

Let's see... Lilo and Stitch came out in 2002, his/her "childhood" was probably age 3-12, so 2002 - 12 = 1990 and 2002 - 3 = 1999, and that would mean the oldest he could be is 22 and the youngest he/she could be is 13. Maybe you should get off the internet.

[–]midnightsbane04 2 points3 points ago

Indeed, I turned 13 I'm late '02 and am turning 23 soon and I would definitely categorize Lilo and Stitch as a movie from my childhood.

[–]Denommus 3 points4 points ago

No. You are getting old. Lilo and Stitch was from my childhood and I'm already married, have my own job and live my own life.

Go take care of yours.

[–]neta1234 7 points8 points ago

Lol I can relate to this

[–]noseforsharpies 4 points5 points ago

For me it's more like 'y-you too,' and then I pass out at her feet.

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

Stop being a pussy, seriously. Even pets don't pine from a distance.

[–]YankTE88 2 points3 points ago

I did the Stitch voice in my head.

[–]NeverShout_Lover 1 point2 points ago

Me too

[–]BigBallaJett 0 points1 point ago

I think you stole this from r/trees and just made it a rage comic...

[–]ohmahjah 1 point2 points ago

Why isn't this a rage face?

[–]PokemonMaster619 1 point2 points ago

Sure, you act like Stitch with your crush, but can you emulate his voice?

[–]DallasMavs12345678[S] 3 points4 points ago

No :'(

[–]PokemonMaster619 4 points5 points ago

It's actually not that hard, only took 9 year old me about 6 months to do it

[–]Trolli 2 points3 points ago

Now I feel like a freak that I got stitches voice down within 5 minutes when I was 8...

[–]PokemonMaster619 1 point2 points ago

Probably won't help to say that until month six, I could only do the voice with my teeth clenched, and also couldn't get the laugh just right.

[–]Death_proofer 1 point2 points ago

Story of my life.

[–]holly__golightly 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, I thought of this.

[–]DTX120 0 points1 point ago

I can't even see that video but I know what it is and it's hilarious.

[–]SnackeyG1 0 points1 point ago

Haha at least you say Hi. I just say no I can't do that.

[–]Kaziel_Urelius 1 point2 points ago

[–]alkaline810 0 points1 point ago

It's missing the hug.

[–]JNaps95 1 point2 points ago

I feel ur pain bro

[–]Amonkeyiwishwasi1 0 points1 point ago

Left to right....

[–]Pyro_drummer 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Left to right up to down speech.

[–]KaretaHasu 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for stitch

[–]TheKillerMoose 1 point2 points ago

Haha stich is perfect for this scenario.

[–]MuffinHat 1 point2 points ago

The same thing happens to me, except sometimes I accidentally say it in stitch's voice... Let's just say I'm trying to avoid girls for now.

[–]Stephi33 0 points1 point ago

I loved this comic

[–]Deltascout4 0 points1 point ago

Know the feels bro.

[–]stamau123 0 points1 point ago

I went to 9gag to see if they copied off Reddit for real, and this was one of the first comics on the site.

[–]theprototype 0 points1 point ago

Miga nala queesta

[–]TerraBay 0 points1 point ago

this was on 9gag 0-0

[–]mandibear 0 points1 point ago

i just got SO EXCITED to see a Lilo and Stitch reference!! i love him so much i have a tattoo of him on my leg..and this is my first comment on Reddit. :)

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[–]SisterRay 2 points3 points ago

Oh my God. Shut the hell up.

[–]cazlewn156 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you. If 12 year old girls start to take over reddit, I think I might kill myself.

[–]AlwaysTheSun 2 points3 points ago

Same here. I can mimic his voice rather well too. Might have to use it on the next girl I meet just for the lulz. Haha.

[–]Gaysnake69 0 points1 point ago

Couldnt help but laugh at the end i remember lilo and stich!! UPVOTE FOR YOU MY GOOD MAN!!

[–]SarkastikAmbassador -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe you're gay.

[–]DallasMavs12345678[S] 1 point2 points ago

I am %100 positive that I am straight, nor am I against it.

[–]Anaphylatic 5 points6 points ago

Everyone one knows there is no such thing as being 100% heterosexual. Have you seen Ewan McGregor?

[–]CorneliusJack 4 points5 points ago

No straight male wouldn't turn gay for Ewan McGregor.

[–]Denommus -1 points0 points ago

My male crush is Gary Oldman, actually.

[–]SarkastikAmbassador -3 points-2 points ago

I believe in aliens.

[–]justkidding_lol -1 points0 points ago

The cool part is that it's your own subconscious doing that do you. First, you get that itchy, gnawing (figuratively, of course) feeling when you can talk to your crush, but won't. If you actually get closer to her (in proximity) your brain releases dopamine that causes pleasure and motivates you to talk to her. Then, you get a surge of adrenaline which gets you the "YOLO" feeling, you stop thinking of the consequences. It's a great system to motivate you to tell her your feelings, only setback being that all hormones and stuff in your body turn you extremely awkward or even your talk to gibberish.

P.S Only use this for entertainment purposes, I really hope no neuroscientist happens to read this.

[–]Phoenix_Flame 8 points9 points ago

[–]cottonheadedninnymug -1 points0 points ago

That's the best thing I'll hear all day!

[–]itachi1998 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know if I can trust you...(your username)

[–]justkidding_lol 0 points1 point ago

It's my fake account, just keeping this here in case anyone goes to check my real account. But you're right, you shouldn't trust me, I have quite little actual knowledge in that area. This is just my personal experiences I've tried to generalise. But this comment was not for trolling purposes, if that's what you meant.

[–]Walfred 1 point2 points ago

Disney reference? Upvote for you.

[–]Oh_yea_ -3 points-2 points ago

Grow balls and just talk to her like you would a friend. No creep status just flirt

[–]ZiggyOnMars 2 points3 points ago

I don't have friend how could i practice?

[–]Oh_yea_ -2 points-1 points ago

Practice not being a stereotype redditer who says they have no friends. I see why you act like an idiot when talking to a girl now. smh

[–]ZiggyOnMars 2 points3 points ago

You mustn't know me too much...

[–]Oh_yea_ -2 points-1 points ago

Obviously, this us a comment thread on the internet.....smh

[–]ShadoWalker3065 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would be able to relate.

[–]stackered -1 points0 points ago

haha good one! and original too!

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–]DatHemroid -3 points-2 points ago

Lilo and stitch reference? Upvote for you. I named my dog after stitch since he used to sound like him when he was a puppy.

[–]elatedwalrus -1 points0 points ago

....you make a shitty comic?

[–]TokyoXtreme -2 points-1 points ago

Forward this comic to 10 of your Facebook friends, and your crush will text you within one hour.

[–]stonedchao -2 points-1 points ago

thank god for you idiots out there

[–]DudeBroBrahBossChief -2 points-1 points ago

Is there anyway I can not have this 13 year old shit show up on my front page??? I am not subscribed and I get angry at how trivial and sophomoric all these, "problems" are. How old is everyone in this subreddit????

[–]RapeSosage -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty much the exact reason why i haven't asked the girl i like out :P

[–]Av3s -1 points0 points ago

Upvote because Stitch.

[–]Tomguydude 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read this in his voice?

Lilo: :0

Stitch: hi-hiiiiiiiiii

[–]zimmaster4 -2 points-1 points ago

Pleakley is Kevin from Kids In The Hall.

[–]DizzleFlex 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure "the girl you want to bang" is men for "crush"

[–]brilee 0 points1 point ago

hahahaaha this has got to be the funniest ever.

[–]ZOIVII3IE -5 points-4 points ago

Repost.

[–]Eddyoshi -1 points0 points ago

HA! sadly I can kinda relate but ive never had the ability to turn into stitch

[–]iamtheowlman 0 points1 point ago

"Ohana means family. And family means I want to give you lots and lots of babies.

With my penis."

[–]eFeKZ 0 points1 point ago

Sc reference ?