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Let's make posts of historical events and pretend they just happened.

Pretend the historical event is happening now and you are making a reddit post about it.

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Good posts - Clever, smart, witty posts pretending the historical event is actually happening right now, and what a post on reddit about the event would look like. Example of a great r/RedditThroughHistory post. Oh, and don't forget about RAGE COMICS! These can be great RedditThroughHistory posts if done correctly. Give it a try!

Bad posts - Posts that link directly to wikipedia pages for the most part are not very creative. If a big historical event was happening right now, you wouldn't really post the link to its wikipedia page on reddit. Also, posts of something that got famous and end in "I sure hope this catches/doesn't catch on", or some variation thereof. These posts aren't very creative and lack substance - you might as well just say "HEY HARRY POTTER THAT WAS NOT VERY WELL KNOWN AND THEN IT WAS WELL KNOWN!" or some variation. And lastly, try not to post about events from the last 5, 10, even 20 years. They are too recent. Get out your old Social Studies textbooks and get more creative!

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[–]CrackheadMedic 15 points16 points ago

Gen. Leigh Read is truly a ScoundrelSteve.

[–]blamenixon 7 points8 points ago

Why, one might feel confidence in using these words one day when in a battle of the wits against another foe...I can't suppose I can speak of any such place that already exists, but perhaps if somebody were to CREATE some sort realm that would allow people to argue forth in the name of an oblivious point they wish to get across to someone whom they have never met....then perhaps these words presented by our dear Mr. exteric, Esg. could serve some sort of purpose.

[–]HorseFD 3 points4 points ago

We need a /r/subredditdramathroughhistory.

I found the spelling in 1839 interesting. Honorable instead of honourable, but apologise instead of apologize.

[–]Z0bie 5 points6 points ago

I think that's what /r/DuelingCorner is for.

[–]GonzoVeritas 2 points3 points ago

William Tradewell, the man who declared General Leigh Read a “Coward and Scoundrel” was a member of the America conservative Whig party and slave owner in the Old South. General Leigh Read was a rising star in the Democrat party whose political naivety cost him.

Tradewell requested a duel with Read because of Read’s refusal to “apologise for the insult offered” and the feud between Tradewell and Read’s respective political parties. Read, being a poor shot turned him down.

Another guy by the name of Augustus Alston also offered Read a duel (but no public notice on his ’scoundrelness.’)

Read accepted knowing he was going up against a man who was a good shot, wealthy, from a nepotistic family, and vehemently opposed the Democrat party’s bank reform bills. Read stood by his position knowing if he was going to go down, it had to be someone who was a “bulldog” of the dying Whig party.

In Alston’s arrogance, he misfired and Read killed him with one shot. Alston– and pretty much everybody– planned on a “victory banquet” but Alston’s itchy trigger finger and cockiness caused him a critical delay and certain death.

Even though this was a duel, that Alston initiated, his sisters deemed it “murder.” Alston’s sisters had the bullet removed and recast. They instructed their brother Willis Alston– then in Texas– to kill General Read with the same bullet that killed Augustus Alston. Willis Alston approached Read at a public speaking event a few weeks later dressed in a cloak and hat to disguise himself. He threw off his disguise and the crowd immediately recognized him. He attempted to stab Read with a knife but was foiled when Read grabbed his gun and grazed Willis Alston’s hand.

A few years later after keeping a low profile Willis Alston caught up to Read and shot him in the back. Willis Alston was arrested but through family connections and $30,000 in bribes managed to escape to Texas.

Dr. Stewart a Tallahassee native son and friend of Read living in Texas became enraged that Read’s killer lived nearby– and said several insults about Willis Alston. Rather than post a public notice to apologize, Willis Alston approached Dr. Stewart on horseback demanding he apologize for those ill remarks.

Stewart refused and shot Willis Alston in the stomach. Though injured, Willis Alston fired back and killed Dr. Stewart.

Again in jail, Willis Alston hatched an escape plan with his family connections. That night though, friends of Dr. Stewart formed a lynch mob and fired endlessly at Willis Alston until he laid dead.

http://titleofmagazine.com/2010/03/22/803/

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That's the most ridiculous story I've read today. Awesome.

[–]accountII 1 point2 points ago

Honor killings used to be the main cause of death in the young male upper class. Steven Pinker has an interesting graph on that in his latest book

[–]Kill_Welly 0 points1 point ago

There should be more public denouncings these days.