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The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. (imgur.com)

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[–]eliminateimpossible 109 points110 points ago

Do you think the cat thinks he's a giant?

That's what I would think if I were that cat.

[–]XDME 131 points132 points ago

If I were a cat I wouldn't do much thinking I'd probable just be a dick to everyone and do my own shit.

[–]willymo 224 points225 points ago

PET ME! No, I changed my mind. I'm going to eat. I don't like this cat food, I want a sandwich. GIVE ME YOUR SANDWICH! Fine, I'm going to poop in your bed. You want to play with me? Nah, I'm kinda tired. I bet I could totally sleep on that night stand if I just knocked that stupid lamp off of it. Oh, you're going to sleep now? I have all this energy. I think I'm going to practice my sprints.

[–]gfixler 48 points49 points ago

Oh man, I totally dated this girl.

[–]goweld 22 points23 points ago

she pooped in your bed?

[–]bellicapelliboulange 11 points12 points ago

Always dating those night-sprinters, damnit

[–]gfixler 5 points6 points ago

And stop knocking over my lamp!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

but it makes sex more interestingggg

[–]ballstatemarine 29 points30 points ago

Thank you for that glimpse into the mind of every cat ever. I'll add one, though...

"Yeah, the way you're petting me feels good. So good in fact, that now I have to bite you."

[–]cutofmyjib 9 points10 points ago

"What are you doing in the washroom? Hey? Hey? Hey? What are you doing in there? Hey? Hey? OPEN THE DOOR! Oh...it's boring in there, I'm going to go stare out the window."

[–]seamouse 27 points28 points ago

It'd be interesting if he raised it as a kitten and kept it indoors so that the first time it saw people who were not the shortest man in the world it would freak the fuck out.

[–]RealityChickCheck 1 point2 points ago

OMGLMFAO!!! I know I don't know you... but you've just become my newest bestest friend.

[–]Cayou 22 points23 points ago

If I were the cat, I'd probably be thinking "hmm, I could take this guy."

[–]Wrinklestiltskin 3 points4 points ago

That's what I was thinking. I want to see him fight a cat so bad...

[–]AllMyName 4 points5 points ago

The cat's tail is straight up, it's happy

[–]Soviet_Waffle 4 points5 points ago

What I would think if I were that cat: "Meow."

[–]xoites -1 points0 points ago

I might be sizing him up for dinner were i that cat.

[–]gnarly_carly[S] 205 points206 points ago

I so badly wish that the cat was wearing a full suit as well.

[–]RealityChickCheck 85 points86 points ago

I so badly wish he was a normal size guy and the cat was a giant wearing a suit as well.

[–]jiniton 46 points47 points ago

I so badly wish that the man was actually a cat in a man suit and the cat was actually a man in a catsuit.

[–]hamachi_maki 3 points4 points ago

I so badly wish that the man would ride his cat like a horse.

[–]Guruking 29 points30 points ago

It's pretty awesome that proportionately his cat is like the size of a tiger.

[–]theodrixx 5 points6 points ago

Tigers must be even more terrifying to him.

[–]You_Should_You 13 points14 points ago

I completely agree. He .. has a tiger.

[–]MrGestore 5 points6 points ago

Are you sure? A tiger can be like 3+ metres long, without the tail

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

I think the man is the cat's pet.

[–]Wrinklestiltskin 37 points38 points ago

Took me forever to find this screenshot.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

if you have a cat in your house, YOU are the pet.

[–]QualityEnforcer 38 points39 points ago

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[–]BaroueDreams 8 points9 points ago

fighting the good fight!

[–]agent-99 5 points6 points ago

wow, you can see the cat's jaded expression in these! he's so over it

[–]seamouse 7 points8 points ago

These are just too high quality. I'm gonna have to save these and compress them a bit.

[–]jadeycakes 16 points17 points ago

What a lucky bastard. I would've taken my cat to prom if we could've danced like this.

[–]coconut_butt 14 points15 points ago

This...is. SO ADORABLE.

[–]Chaiteaist 9 points10 points ago

What was the man's name?

[–]whales_are_shit 12 points13 points ago

He was in Werner Herzog's 'Even Dwarves Start Small' i can't remember his actual name though. He wasn't the smallest man in the word either.

[–]fittic 0 points1 point ago

This is an excellent movie that should be viewed no matter how you feel the plural of dwarf should be spelled. If you do watch "Even Dwarves Started Small" you might never forget his laughter, which will haunt you long after the movie is over. I also highly recommend "The Tin Drum" by Gunter Grass.

[–]Eristoff_Cosack 9 points10 points ago

Robert Paulson

[–]black27696 4 points5 points ago

His name was Robert Paulson

[–]SAP_in_RL 1 point2 points ago

You're too old fat man, and your tits are too big.

[–]jezbutts 2 points3 points ago

Did some poking around and found out he's Henry Behrens.

[–]Chaiteaist 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]ridiculous_questions 13 points14 points ago

For some reason this looks photoshoppped to me. ...I completely believe it's legitimacy, but it looks so unreal.

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[–]grangry 3 points4 points ago

$129.82 for the paperback? I'LL TAKE IT!!!!

[–]Crazyfoolgaf 1 point2 points ago

Im looking at the "Customers who bought this also bought:" section, and all I can think is " WTF!? Who buys this kind of book?"

[–]ridiculous_questions 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I love that that is a thing.

[–]redtuna 5 points6 points ago

The checkered floor makes it worse.

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[–]seamouse 6 points7 points ago

Nope.

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[–]Azhain 1 point2 points ago

They didn't have photoshop in 1956.

[–]awkisopen 0 points1 point ago

whoosh

[–]Azhain 0 points1 point ago

Whoosh

[–]jezmck 2 points3 points ago

its

[–]N1k0Gr3En 8 points9 points ago

World's smallest man? or World's largest cat?

[–]DizzyMarkFace 8 points9 points ago

Or normal sized man and jaguar?

[–]FrisianDude 4 points5 points ago

World's biggest door in that case.

[–]iowno 10 points11 points ago

i want to see this on video :)

[–]RealityChickCheck 13 points14 points ago

If someone could just animate it... maybe make them shuffle around a little... I'd be forever grateful.

[–]taxdocument 43 points44 points ago

How's this?

[–]RealityChickCheck 0 points1 point ago

Bless your sweet heart! Thanks! You've made my day!

[–]Epolo2012 4 points5 points ago

I'll pretend it's a miniture Panther!!!

[–]Sandalphon22 4 points5 points ago

Epic mount.

[–]CamelToaster 3 points4 points ago

If only the cat was a little bigger... I'm sure they could've shared many adventures with the man riding on its back.

[–]makemapseveryday 5 points6 points ago

This photo made me tear up a little bit, not sure why... :')

[–]Col_Bing_Bong_Chong 5 points6 points ago

The smartest cat in the world dancing with his pet human...

[–]Mr_Greed 2 points3 points ago

Now lets get him in the same room with the worlds largest dog.

[–]pashafisk 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Lets put a great dane on his lap.

[–]Mr_Greed 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking of giving the dane a saddle and letting the guy ride around on it

[–]theartofshredding 2 points3 points ago

He looks like the little cockfighter from season 2 of Eastbound and Down.

[–]CherryGigas 2 points3 points ago

I envy the short for the first time in my life.

[–]KittyKathy 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why, but this makes me kind of sad :(

[–]Devanismyname[!] 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if the cat could kill him? An all out fight who would win?

[–]azimuthentertainment 1 point2 points ago

Taken right before the man was eaten

[–]Improv92 1 point2 points ago

whoever took this photo must have been like "dude this photo will be perfect for when reddit/r/aww gets invented

[–]eli_schulman 1 point2 points ago

This guy could ride a dog like a horse!

[–]ResidentDante 1 point2 points ago

How about if this is a normal sized man dancing with the biggest cat in the world?

[–]Aljn 1 point2 points ago

Get the guy a Doberman, he could ride it like a Horse!

[–]peatoire 1 point2 points ago

Any pics of him sitting on a Great Dane's back?

[–]im2awsm 1 point2 points ago

  • cue slow music *

[–]christine_112 1 point2 points ago

This made me smile :)

[–]ironshackle 1 point2 points ago

This melts my heart.

[–]L07 1 point2 points ago

It would be like having a panther. I wish I had a panther.

[–]GeoffreyArnold 1 point2 points ago

This is not the smallest man in the world.

[–]5plendiferou5 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! That was really bothering me. What has Reddit come to that misinformation is not immediately corrected? Link for education: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest_people#section_1

[–]int3rwebz3 1 point2 points ago

He's adorable!

[–]General_C_Gordon 1 point2 points ago

Am I the first person that thought of Benjamin Button when I saw this?

[–]ProlapsedPineal 1 point2 points ago

I'm awwing so hard right now. That reminds me of how my mom used to dance with our Great Dane, except the dog's paws were over her shoulders.

[–]croquetica 1 point2 points ago

If I were this small, I'd buy a greyhound, put on a small saddle and make him my noble steed.

[–]Doctorelectricwisdom 1 point2 points ago

If I was his size I would have a ton of cats and no friends.

[–]insideman83 1 point2 points ago

There should be legislation that stipulates all short people must dress only in a suit and bow tie.

[–]vapeosaur 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the dancing midget in twin peaks,

[–]StevenTheCelebrity 1 point2 points ago

If I were him I would try for something like this

[–]sofakingclassic 1 point2 points ago

Why couldn't this be a gif? Why?

[–]cathemeral 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could dance with a cat, and have a giant cat to hug

[–]AnorexicBuddha 1 point2 points ago

This is the most adorable thing I have ever seen and if that makes me less of a man, so be it.

[–]Jaimizzle14 3 points4 points ago

He is certainly very small and cute, but he's not the smallest man in the world.

http://i.imgur.com/0Itck.jpg he is at 21.5 inches.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106281/Shortest-man-world-Chandra-Bahadur-Dangi-smallest-man-21-5-inches-tall.html

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

It's like dancing with a Tiger. Maybe a little dangerous.

[–]PLATE_O_PUSS 0 points1 point ago

I really want to see him with a Great Dane...

[–]Morfene 0 points1 point ago

You heard me right Clairance! We're having kittens!!

[–]neonblue120 0 points1 point ago

His cat? I think you mean his full grown puma.

[–]tonycoolmen 0 points1 point ago

it looks like he's dancing with a puma.

[–]enjoyyy 0 points1 point ago

For some reason i can imagine a boxing bout between these two...i would pay a great deal of money to see that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And this is what happens when xbox players move to PC. Console commands man...

[–]MrChong 0 points1 point ago

That sure is one big cat.

[–]Fabryz 0 points1 point ago

It's so old I remember a nice imgur comment on this: "I would pet the shit out of both".

[–]Animal89 0 points1 point ago

to him its like playing with a panther

[–]plumtukis 0 points1 point ago

After opening this link in an email, I Initially thought this may have been largest man in the world wrestling with a panther and I immediately wanted to know where I could procure tickets for such a death match. I am disappoint.

[–]ItsHeyAngel 0 points1 point ago

Smallest man in the world? Or world's biggest cat?

[–]Amandrai 0 points1 point ago

As a 198 cm tall man, the first thing I thought was if there was a cat my height, it wouldn't think twice about killing me, and I'm not sure why this man doesn't have a similar concern.

[–]grasssupermarket 0 points1 point ago

An interesting friendship!!

[–]sh0rtSt4ck 0 points1 point ago

Fake! I know for a fact that's the world's largest cat

[–]giegerwasright 0 points1 point ago

That is not his pet. That is his steed.

[–]manlord 0 points1 point ago

I would saddle up and ride a dog if I were him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

♪When the rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway♪

[–]Male_Librarian 0 points1 point ago

He may be sweet dancing with that cat, but he was very mean to Kenny Powers in Mexico.

[–]pearldrumz 0 points1 point ago

My proudest upvote ever.

[–]drunk2407 0 points1 point ago

He has microscopic penis, there goes the theory that short people have bigger penises.

[–]chicagogam 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if the guy ever worries the cat might go all siegfried & roy on him. does the cat know it might win? hopefully it never enters our pet's minds

[–]sometimesijustdont 0 points1 point ago

DAE want a cat that big so you can dance with it?

[–]SpacemanPete 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, biggest cat in the world.

[–]ripexz 0 points1 point ago

Those are really small milk bottles.

[–]kdsusa 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he could ride his pet cat. That would make being smallest man in the world worth it single handedly. THINK OF THE KARMA!!!!

[–]enodllew 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was a cat the size of me so we could snuggle every night. inb4 a Lion. No Lion's please.

[–]mustardpaws 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome

[–]hngryhngryhippo 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me he rides it

[–]musegrl23 0 points1 point ago

That's a pretty big cat!

[–]kitkatkungfu 0 points1 point ago

Or a normal sized man dancing with his pet panther....

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 0 points1 point ago

Now I can't stop thinking of Team America where they "released the panthers".

[–]Cr0wner 0 points1 point ago

He makes the cat look fat....

Or is the cat relly fat?

[–]Dave_PH 0 points1 point ago

Quick. Someoene show David Lynch

[–]Fightbuddy 0 points1 point ago

C'mon! I wasn't ready for this!

[–]The_Lemon_Law 0 points1 point ago

Or it's the largest cat in the world dancing with his pet human.

[–]Metrollolsta 0 points1 point ago

That cat is a black panther compared to that guy! If it really wanted to that cat could kill him.(-_-)

[–]sqawler 0 points1 point ago

Can someone PLEASE photoshop a picture of Tyrion Lannister dancing with a cat dressed as a lion?

[–]hiJude12 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he ever pretends the cat is a tiger and hes tarzan, then they wrestle. Id totally do that

[–]DerpTileZ 0 points1 point ago

Forever a gnome :/

[–]ThisOpenFist 0 points1 point ago

I wish I were that small just so that I could have a cat that big.

[–]Ken_Fresno 0 points1 point ago

You know, you really could ride a dog if you were him. I don't know, give me porn some benefits and a fucking husky, life as him might be alright.

[–]Shadltrtle31 0 points1 point ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[–]jakenichols -1 points0 points ago

That cat wants to eat that guy. I can just tell.

[–]finallymadeanaccount -2 points-1 points ago

Also known as a REPOST!

[–]penny-wise -4 points-3 points ago

I'm confused, which is which?

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[–]Heiseniceberglettuce 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYYYMEV5DY

the REAL smallest man...