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[–]askLing 6 points7 points ago

If I had nickle for every time this was posted....I'd have like a few thousand nickles.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 5 points6 points ago

You would be making money in a very weird way.

[–]iiLuzi0n 0 points1 point ago

Stanley Nickle*

[–]Izual09 0 points1 point ago

If I had a nickle for every time this was posted... Toby would still be shot twice.

[–]Sonums 5 points6 points ago

Disregarding that this is a repost, but both Osama Bin Laden and Adolf Hitler are both dead.

[–]dren_drawkcab 0 points1 point ago

More bullets for Toby then!

[–]whyhellothereray[S] 0 points1 point ago

what?since when?

[–]Sonums 2 points3 points ago

Since it was posted here by this guy.

[–]whyhellothereray[S] 1 point2 points ago

oh my lanta

[–]Jack_Fuckin_Bauer 1 point2 points ago

Second greatest show on television!

[–]chriszig -1 points0 points ago

What's the first?

[–]Jack_Fuckin_Bauer 1 point2 points ago

Well, I wouldn't be a very good username if I didn't say 24.

[–]heavyfuel 0 points1 point ago

Scrubs

[–]SerJamers 1 point2 points ago

He's like an evil snail

[–]Manarg 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin Toby

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

YO NAME IS TOBY

[–]usernamenottakenwooh 1 point2 points ago

We all know a Toby...

[–]XperiMental2 1 point2 points ago

one of my favorite quotes from this show

[–]magneteye 0 points1 point ago

Toby or not Toby. That is the question.

[–]gmac1994 0 points1 point ago

Toby: sighs, walks back to the annex

[–]DeathAngel505 0 points1 point ago

That's because both Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead...

[–]lewok 0 points1 point ago

well since hitler and bin laden are dead, it wouldn't do much good to shoot them.

[–]Vyle8 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh yay! More Office quotes...that show isn't funny. downvote away.