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[–]TheEdge7896 120 points121 points ago

[–]chikinboy 33 points34 points ago

One of my favorite gifs on the internet.

[–]RicksterCraft 31 points32 points ago

I think the sheep is funnier. The llama doesn't last as long.

It's the suspense that kills me.

[–]ansate 15 points16 points ago

I think the llama's funnier because it stops mid-chew.

[–]terapod 19 points20 points ago

I think the sheep is funnier because the llama freaks me the fuck out :<

[–]Peter772 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god I have seen that gif numerous times and I had no idea it changed because my attention span is roughly 4 sheep's chews. This changes everything. Now I have to go back and look at all the uses of this gif that I completely missed the point of.

[–]gibberalic 1 point2 points ago

No, it's that sheep that will kill you.

[–]yentlequible 7 points8 points ago

Her name is Libby.

[–]makattak88 0 points1 point ago

That gif always makes me laugh out loud.

[–]schniggens 42 points43 points ago

Don't worry. If it didn't taste spoiled, then it's not spoiled. Milk doesn't just spontaneously go bad when the sell by date passes. In fact, as long as it's been properly refrigerated, you've probably got at least a week.

Now if you're telling me that it actually was spoiled and you couldn't tell, well then I just don't know what to say.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 8 points9 points ago

I recently found out that I couldn't smell rotten meat. I was eating my second sandwich in line made from old meat and my brother complained about the smell from the other side of the room. Afterwards I reflected back and realized that I have tons of memories of people commenting about bad meat smell and me replying "I don't know, I don't smell it" or something like this. I don't have any mental "image" of the smell of rotten meat either.

I'm sure this kind of thing could happen to someone with milk.

[–]Nescent 11 points12 points ago

Are you a werewolf?

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 4 points5 points ago

I, uh... I think I am not. Why?

[–]bonerjamz2001 11 points12 points ago

[–]Rather_Dashing 1 point2 points ago

It shouldn't have any strong odour when it fresh. When its off it will smell bad.

[–]rainbowdolphin 4 points5 points ago

It's hard to explain, but I think "you'll know" is the best I could ever do.

[–]DOGTOY_ 0 points1 point ago

It's in our genes to be repulsed by rotting/spoilage. Hence why maggots trigger such a strong response in most people. I've learned the hard way that my first instinct about milk is always correct, but I always try to second guess myself by tasting 'just in case'. If there's a smell, it's usually bad.

[–]lostandconfusedtwist 0 points1 point ago

Basically, buy a small bottle of milk and leave it out in the sun for a day, then smell it. If milk ever smells like that, don't drink it.

[–]ilikeapples2 0 points1 point ago

It smells very milky

[–]Naughty_Poptart -1 points0 points ago

The table changed colors like 4 times over and over again.... This gif is warning worthy....... Warning: do not enter if you have a sensitive case of epilepsy

[–]bonerjamz2001 0 points1 point ago

Wut.

[–]butterybob 0 points1 point ago

Yup, you can have partial smell ability. After trying one of those decongestant nasal sprays, it turned out I was one of the percentage whose smell sense can be damaged by it.

Most of my sense of smell came back after a few months (thank goodness!) and I didn't realize I had damage until I made some chili. Added a couple cloves of garlic. Hmm, not smelling/tasting it, must be old. A couple more cloves. Nope, nothing. Well, one more.

GF comes home. "OH MY GOD! Why does the house stink like garlic! I can't breath!" Me: "What? No, I don't smell any garlic. What are you talking about?"

Sucks. I loved garlic. :( A few tests and I can make out something if the garlic is brutally strong (not really a garlic smell), but that's it. I'm sure there are other things I can't smell now, but garlic was the obvious loss.

bb

[–]Icemasta 2 points3 points ago

This, like right now, the 2L of milk in the fridge "expired" on the fourth, tastes as good as when I bought it as far as I am concerned.

[–]lordofthederps 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he just eats foul-tasting cereal and couldn't tell there was a difference with the milk.

[–]Kinbensha 0 points1 point ago

Who seriously ever lets milk go bad? A gallon only lasts like two days, tops, if you live alone.

[–]golfdelta 0 points1 point ago

What? Do you bathe in milk too?

[–]Kinbensha -1 points0 points ago

You must not be American. We drink a lot of milk. A bowl or two of cereal in the morning, with glasses throughout the day when you're thirsty, with at least two glasses with dinner. Yeah, milk disappears fast.

[–]ilikeapples2 1 point2 points ago

You must not be American. No one I know drinks that much milk. And milk with dinner? That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

[–]Kinbensha -2 points-1 points ago

Where in the US do you live? I'm from the South, where literally everyone I know drinks milk with dinner.

[–]ilikeapples2 2 points3 points ago

I've lived in NY, NC, and MA. No one I know drinks milk that much.

[–]Kinbensha -1 points0 points ago

None of those states qualify as the South, really, although NC makes a good attempt.

[–]ilikeapples2 0 points1 point ago

NC is the south. And I still stand by my statement. Drinking that much milk is NOT normal.

[–]Kinbensha -1 points0 points ago

Culturally, NC is in no way the "South." Florida is also not "South" by cultural standards.

[–]stniesen 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, I'm with you on this one. I live on my own and I drink 3 gallons a week. I'm from Wisconsin if that means anything.

[–]Smiley007 2 points3 points ago

You must not be American.

[–]breannabalaam -1 points0 points ago

Meh, I'm american and between my grandma and I we barely get through a quart of milk. Neither of us really like the taste of milk by itself :/

[–]Kinbensha -1 points0 points ago

That's unfortunate. Milk is the lifeblood of every American family I've ever had the opportunity to visit. What do you do about your bone density? Do you take vitamin D supplements?

[–]breannabalaam -1 points0 points ago

I do take supplements yes. And I drink chocolate milk, and have plain milk with cereal. I just really never liked the taste of plain milk, unless it was REALLY REALLY cold.

[–]Xiaz89 0 points1 point ago

I had to google how much a gallon is, but if you seriously consume 3,78541178 liters within two days(tops, even) on your own, well, I don't know what to say. I myself like drinking milk, and do eat cereal, but more than a liter every day? no way.

[–]Kinbensha 1 point2 points ago

I moved from the US, where I drank about 3 gallons a week, to South Korea, where the cheapest milk I can buy is about 2000 won for 1 liter (as you now know, more or less about 1/4th of a gallon). Milk in my part of the US costs about ~2500 won for a gallon. So needless to say, the majority of my income spent on food is now spent on fucking milk. :/ I love Korea, but their dairy prices are ridiculous. Cheese will also absolutely break your wallet.

And it's not strange at all. I drink 2 large glasses of milk with dinner alone, eat it with cereal in the morning, and get a glass whenever I'm thirsty. It's really, really easy to accidentally drink almost a whole day's worth of milk in a couple of hours if I don't watch myself.

If you're surprised by this, then you've never been to the US. There are reasons that Wal-Mart won't allow you to buy more than 8 gallons (30.24 liters) of milk in a single trip. Because many people with families will. We drink that much milk.

[–]blueberrypoptart 0 points1 point ago

It's a regional thing. Keep in mind that most of the world is lactose intolerant.

[–]Kinbensha 0 points1 point ago

Yep. And everyday I say a silent prayer to FSM, thanking him for his insight and great love in providing my ancestors with a genetic mutation to allow us to process dairy.

[–]Xiaz89 1 point2 points ago

Milk in Norway is about 2000 won for one liter too ^

TIL Americans drink a lot of milk

[–]bilyl 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, there are definitely "in-between" flavors as milk is on its way to being "fully expired". There have been many times where I am standing in the kitchen with a mouthful of milk, debating whether I should spit it out or not.

[–]Hung_Like_A_BlackGuy 71 points72 points ago

Lois: Drink your milk!

Dewey: It's lumpy!

Lois: Then chew it!

[–]Chaster321 2 points3 points ago

Their mom was a bitch.

[–]RozzyPoffle 16 points17 points ago

It looked into my soul!

[–]rscats 204 points205 points ago

The length of the time that the goat held eye contact..

[–][deleted] 273 points274 points ago

it's a sheep. a sheep. sheep.

[–]rscats 48 points49 points ago

Oops. Boy, I feel stupid.

[–]Beakerbite 81 points82 points ago

Don't feel baaaaaad. It's not your fault.

[–]DrConrad007 8 points9 points ago

Well, then. Whose fault is it exactly?

Edit: Okay, I see how it is. I'll take the blame then.

[–]open_ur_mind 7 points8 points ago

Oh, ewe.

[–]hotasphalt 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, no one's ram-ing it down your throat.

[–]gibberalic 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry. You took a shoat and it didn't quite hit the target.

[–]CafeNervosa 4 points5 points ago

Can you guys cud it out?

[–]elfitzo 1 point2 points ago

That was whey too far.

[–]Black-Fedora -1 points0 points ago

Wool you stop that?!

[–]Gravesh -2 points-1 points ago

You might even say you feel a little sheepish?

[–]rscats 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Yes I would say that.

[–]nebula27 0 points1 point ago

Why you must always re-read your comment before posting on here.

[–]entersoundman 0 points1 point ago

I wooldn't worry, easy mistake

[–]20hamsters 0 points1 point ago

Guys you need to baahave

[–]thegreatmisdirector 0 points1 point ago

STEVE. A girl named Steve.

[–]BrothaBeejus 8 points9 points ago

I laughed hysterically the whole time.

[–]Win5get1free 5 points6 points ago

Awkwardly long

[–]sleeplessone 3 points4 points ago

The sheep has the same reaction as me when someone walks up to our help desk during lunch.

[–]rscats 2 points3 points ago

Just the right amount of awkward.

[–]Thecardinal74 5 points6 points ago

I was waiting to see if it threw up.

[–]TedtheTeddyBear 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, scared the shit out of me. . I turned my iPhone sideways and was slightly looking away

[–]johkonut 1 point2 points ago

It's really well done. I think I've seen this gif before without the slow motion.

[–]i_gnarly 0 points1 point ago

It's the opening scene from a movie called Sweetgrass! Not slow motion! Really cool movie. It's on Netflix instant.

[–]DOGTOY_ 0 points1 point ago

Kept thinking it would resume eating.

[–]atfakebibleverse 11 points12 points ago

TIL: A shit ton of people don't know the difference between goats and sheep.

[–]zeppelinfromled 45 points46 points ago

You need your mother to tell you when you're consuming spoiled milk?

[–]Cendeu 18 points19 points ago

Sometimes people say that when it's past it's expiration date, and it's not really spoiled.

We keep our fridge colder than most people (liquid things on the top shelf freeze) so our milk easily lasts up to a week after the expiration date. My mother will say "before you drink the milk, check it. it's spoiled", when she really means "see if it's spoiled, since it passed it's expiration date".

[–]Kozimix 2 points3 points ago

Keep milk and dairy in the actual fridge, not in the door. The door is the warmest part of the fridge, even if you open the fridge rarely.

[–]Cendeu 0 points1 point ago

How could you keep milk in the door? Our door isn't near big enough to do that.

ninjaedit: Oh, I forget not everyone buys milk by the gallon. We don't have the option of a door (and honestly, I wouldn't put it there anyway), since our milk is huge.

[–]OCELLARIS_CLOWNING 10 points11 points ago

If It really is spoiled you'll know. Milk can be good well beyond its expiration date and people will will call it "spoiled". Then there's the bastard mother fucking stoner brother of mine who had left a gallon sitting out all day before putting it back in the fridge. I came back from vacation and figured that an almost completely full milk would be okay to drink. NO IT WASNT. The fucking fat separated and stuck to my teeth/gums and the bleach/ammonia tongue melting concoction was so reviling that my gag reflex failed to kick in. Turns out it had been rotten for at least a week and, after throwing up, my brother had placed it back in the fridge (which he left open on occasion to make things even worse). I've quite literally eaten shit that was infinitely more appetizing.

[–]tako9 4 points5 points ago

Ha! You eat pieces of shit?

[–]OCELLARIS_CLOWNING 1 point2 points ago

Very few things disgust me. I've done things for free that others wouldn't do for 100-1000 dollars. That having been said, yes I've ingested fecal matter. Free of charge on more than 1 occasion.

[–]tako9 2 points3 points ago

It's cool, I've eaten a stranger's vomit off his own head.

[–]Sean1708 5 points6 points ago

You guys are weird.

[–]Naughty_Poptart -1 points0 points ago

I eat shits like you for breakfast! You eat shit for breakfast? Classic adam sandler

[–]unsurebutwilling 1 point2 points ago

If It really is spoiled you'll know

just wanted to say this...I kept trying to smell milk and asking my mom whether it's god or bad until that very day I just took a shot into my mouth. You know when it's spoiled. It's the most disgusting taste ever, and there's no fucking way of drinking it without noticing...

[–]unsurebutwilling -2 points-1 points ago

Can't believe I'm saying this but

asking my mom whether it's god or bad until that very day I just took a shot into my mouth. You know when it's spoiled. It's the most disgusting taste ever, and there's no fucking way of drinking it without noticing...

that's what she said??

[–]TimonAndBumba 0 points1 point ago

If the milk tastes ok then it's fine to consume. I think OP is spoiled instead of the milk.

[–]Tony_Snark 4 points5 points ago

OP is 6 years old.

[–]Rather_Dashing 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, if its spoiled it should taste sour. If it tastes fine then it is fine.

[–]doiveo 10 points11 points ago

Like a joke in Family Guy:

tell the joke (laughter)

hold the joke (giggle)

hold it (hmm)

steady.. (ah, this is getting awkward)

steaddddy... (well this is just ridiculous)

HOLD! (OH GOD, THIS IS NOW THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!)

[–]gonezilla 0 points1 point ago

Well played.

[–]EpiComix 1 point2 points ago

The longer i stared the funnier it got.

[–]_Hank-Hill_ 0 points1 point ago

Staring contest go!....you win you always do, goulet

[–]rawbamatic 2 points3 points ago

For some reason I was expecting the sheep to explode. I do not know why.

[–]migukin 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting spontaneous explosive vomiting..

[–]V1bration 1 point2 points ago

I prefer this one.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 3 points4 points ago

[–]22nHomeless[S] 1 point2 points ago

This is the greatest. Thank you.

[–]lifedragon99 0 points1 point ago

I did this at the end of July, Had a bowl of cereal and thought it tasted funny. Checked the milk it expired on July 5, I had been using it in my Tea the whole time and didn't notice a thing.

[–]cookiemonster3060 1 point2 points ago

It felt like it was staring into my soul

[–]RugerBob 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha i've had the sane look when they tell me its something i don't want to eat such as liver.

[–]Berwickmex 0 points1 point ago

Deal with it.

[–]Elboxo 0 points1 point ago

The people of New Zealand approve of this image.

[–]BrokenBelief 0 points1 point ago

If you're eating it, and you don't realize it's spoiled, then it wasn't spoiled.

Just because it's past the sell by date doesn't mean it's bad.

[–]Smiley007 0 points1 point ago

You eat milk? If its solid enough to eat, you shouldnt be giving advice on milk.

[–]BrokenBelief 0 points1 point ago

Do you drink your cereal? Because I generally eat it.

[–]Smiley007 0 points1 point ago

But youre drinking the milk

[–]BrokenBelief 0 points1 point ago

Semantics man, semantics!

[–]KurtCobain420 0 points1 point ago

"It's moldy, mom, isn't it?"

[–]chillin52 1 point2 points ago

That made spoiled milk come out my nose

[–]prodikl 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh god I love the few posts that make me gut-laugh. Thanks for this hahaha

[–]chreher 1 point2 points ago

I laughed far to hard at this

[–]Dv9UnKnoWn 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]smilingasIsay 0 points1 point ago

Did I just have a staring contest with a sheep?

[–]ugaaa5 1 point2 points ago

Well that was anticlimactic

[–]azyzzbrah 0 points1 point ago

Fucking wizardry. I posted the same thing, but before I read your comment.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xslk6/my_mom_told_me_the_milk_in_my_cereal_had_spoiled/c5pdsmo

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

How does milk even spoil?

3 gallons never last longer than 5 days in my house.

[–]ibrokeadickonce 0 points1 point ago

TIL nobody knows the difference between goats and sheep

[–]groovingupslowly 1 point2 points ago

[–]frankintin 0 points1 point ago

The "would you think I'm crazy if I was to tell the cereal actually tasted good!" Face

[–]Naughty_Poptart -1 points0 points ago

Have I ever been more ammused by a sheep? No. Will I be more ammused in the future by sheep? If reddit wills it so then I must comply

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

Well, since you couldn't taste the difference, may as well have finished the bowl.

[–]StripRip 0 points1 point ago

It stared into my eternal soul.

[–]Longboarder95 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting to see that one gif where the character michael cera plays is smoking a cigaret while eating cereal then puts the cigaret in the bowl and taps the table and then flips the bowl.... But this is waaay better

[–]yesukai 0 points1 point ago

That explains why you had to chew it.

[–]VicLost 0 points1 point ago

That made me laugh more than usual.

[–]jaytumbledore 0 points1 point ago

That definitely portrayed myself, while eating cereal, earlier today, then being told we were out of pot. D:

[–]ihatenames -1 points0 points ago

lmao, this is all I could think of while watching this gif...

[–]Bayshun 0 points1 point ago

The fact that you were chewing on it should have been a dead giveaway.

[–]Imjustheartless 0 points1 point ago

I won the staring contest.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

i had a bowl of cereal and yesterday i was told the milk went bad and then it hit me on why my cereal was horrible two days ago.

[–]Brometrius 0 points1 point ago

I literally don't know how to link a video with the blue clickable text, but here's the link to something funny and relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF84k1be-Uk

[–]jonnybegood 0 points1 point ago

This gif could have any title and I would still find it hilarious.

[–]coldf 0 points1 point ago

This was hilarious. I was hoping it would resume chewing, to go along with OP's story.

[–]TheGreatFobinski 0 points1 point ago

That made me laugh wayyy harder than it should have. I love the Internet.

[–]Derpswayla 0 points1 point ago

Deal with it.

[–]Gcrackaflexflex 0 points1 point ago

That scared the fuck out of me....

[–]lauriebel 0 points1 point ago

i do believe this may be my favorite .gif ever.

[–]thefamous1 0 points1 point ago

LMAO I remember this gif when it was posted a month ago.

[–]timmeh87 0 points1 point ago

If it tastes okay it aint spoiled. The best before date isn't actually the date it goes bad.

[–]Prof_Toke 0 points1 point ago

...that lamb gazed into my very soul.

[–]ussr577 0 points1 point ago

that gif gets me horny as fuck... anybody else? be honest!

[–]SarkMuski 1 point2 points ago

That sheep just stared into my soul.

[–]ihsd 1 point2 points ago

I refused to blink or look away while watching that.

[–]divinggiraffe 1 point2 points ago

[–]afrosaurous 0 points1 point ago

Funny indeed !

[–]azyzzbrah 0 points1 point ago

well that was anticlimactic

[–]Tastethedamnrainbow 0 points1 point ago

I started laughing so hard I almost choked on a fly.

[–]butterflypoon 0 points1 point ago

At least you guys don't breed horses.

[–]sanels 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but i laughed hysterically at this

[–]sirblake1 0 points1 point ago

I'm drunk right now. This made me LOL. Not LOL in the "oh this is funny I'll let my people know I think its funny." But the LOL like...I Laughed the fuck out Loud. In my apartment.

Fuck yea. Sheep

[–]pnut 0 points1 point ago

This is clip is from a really good documentary called "Sweetgrass".

[–]ingerlish 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this so much more than I should've done.

[–]Dewgong 0 points1 point ago

All I can think of is "YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?"

[–]invisiblemunky 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping the sheep was just going to start slowly chewing again like it didn't give a fuck

[–]i_gnarly 0 points1 point ago

Watch the whole movie. Sweetgrass. It's on Netflix instant and filled with long shots that are just as funny and cool. Great movie for ents

[–]VolumeZero 0 points1 point ago

Usually when you have to chew your milk like that, it's a good warning sign.

[–]SVH 0 points1 point ago

It just keeps staring into me.

[–]JamieKartn 0 points1 point ago

I piss myself laughing at this gif every damn time.

[–]luketonberry 0 points1 point ago

The tension in that gif. My god.

[–]TheThingToSay 0 points1 point ago

If you didn't notice it was sour then it was probably not sour. I don't know about you but I am like a bloodhound when it comes to sour milk...after getting a mouthful of it several years ago, one of my missions in life is to never allow it to happen to me again lol.

[–]taranasus 0 points1 point ago

And you didn't notice the smell, the taste, the lumps in it?

Or maybe it wasn't spoiled but just passed its expiration date which is most of the time inaccurate to protect the producers from a law suit.

In either case... why do so many people care about this?

[–]virandel 0 points1 point ago

dat stare

[–]FoxBattalion79 0 points1 point ago

this made my day, thank you

[–]comandante-marcos 0 points1 point ago

ok,cabrones!!!im no gonna be able to sleep!!!!

[–]Naughty_Poptart -1 points0 points ago

How I felt re-reading some of these comments....... Now that's funny upvote for you sir... And you too..... And you as well..... That's just wierd..... That's mean downvote for you...... Yay back to funny upvote some more

[–]Rhiasourasbreast 0 points1 point ago

It stared into my soul...

[–]cgbish 1 point2 points ago

that GIF took forever... i mean, even after it loaded it was LOOOONG

[–]cubbycrusader -1 points0 points ago

MY SOUL...he's seen my soul...

[–]GreenHand780 -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHA, that made me laugh pretty damn hard. No fucks given by the spoiled milk eating goat.

[–]asswoopman -1 points0 points ago

I clicked the link without reading the title and thought that the loop was 2 or 3 chews. It was not until I closed and read the title did I decide to wait long enough to see that I was mistaken.

It was worth it.

[–]mighymidget032 -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

[–]MusicMagi -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–]hamstersar -3 points-2 points ago

I believe I just lost a staring contest with a goat.

[–]MackDeeZee 1 point2 points ago

sheep

[–]MackDeeZee -1 points0 points ago

[–]loinsafire 0 points1 point ago

Bless you for not using "spoilt".

[–]jamieg1973 -2 points-1 points ago

laughung soo fucking hard right now.