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[–]SayceGards 174 points175 points ago

"So, my boss..."

"I thought so-and-so was your boss?"

"Well, yeah...."

That feel, friend. That feel.

[–]GoP-Demon 30 points31 points ago

"superior" "coworker"

[–]SayceGards 12 points13 points ago

But technically, they all have power over me, and I'm not at the level of anyone but interns.

[–]hcumberdale1 24 points25 points ago

I'm in the military and feel like that some times. I call about a dozen different people my boss (and they all are in different ways). When people ask about it, I half-jokingly tell them everyone in the military who outranks me is my boss.

[–]itsprobablytrue 20 points21 points ago

but isnt it true?

[–]forgotmystuff 5 points6 points ago

It probably is.

[–]SayceGards 11 points12 points ago

That... is exactly it, except with an internship.

[–]Assaultman67 250 points251 points ago

At work, I see our interns and feel the need to rescue them from their cubicles. Especially since they're all around my age. The other engineers they work for seem to give them the most boring tasks they can think of.

I am always traveling from plant to plant and out of my cubicle, but those guys are always trapped there looking through huge stacks of paperwork looking bored as hell.

I just wanna walk up to them and be like. "pst ... Psssstt! Follow me, we're gonna go do some science shit!"

Then give them a crash course with how to program an industrial robot or something.

[–]DrKevorkianJr 152 points153 points ago

You are the best kind of person. As a medical intern, the doctors that pull you away from the mountain of insurance letters and let you whip out the science are prized.

[–]pantsareamyth 128 points129 points ago

From now on, I'm referring to my penis as "The Science"

[–]ENKC 58 points59 points ago

Its boundaries only gradually increase and it can be a long time between breakthroughs?

[–]dannywarbucks11 47 points48 points ago

But when a breakthrough does happen, it's the most amazing feeling in the world?

[–]Mech1 8 points9 points ago

Upvotes, upvotes for all of you awesome people.

[–]Dances_with_Sleep 2 points3 points ago

I frequently pass by a place called, "The Christian Science Reading Room." I will never think of it the same.

[–]barnesandnobles 11 points12 points ago

The science, is that what they're calling it these days?

[–]gyro12 12 points13 points ago

People like you rock. I've been really lucky this summer that the woman I share an office with (who's only two or three years older than me) takes me into our factory any time she's going over there. We never really do anything except walk around and look at what's being built, but it's way better than sitting in our windowless office starting at a computer.

[–]vamihilion 11 points12 points ago

Are you dating her yet?

[–]candyman420 5 points6 points ago

don't you have a nice desktop wallpaper to look at?

[–]vladlenin 7 points8 points ago

i'm really curious what sort of "science shit" you do.

[–]Assaultman67 7 points8 points ago

Design products, Running R&D Tests, Building sample parts, Setting up Production equipment, documenting products/processes, drawing up blueprints, fixing machinery.

Although technically most of that shit really isn't something I should be doing as a Process Engineer, it is more production technician, engineering technician, IT department kinda stuff. It's just that we're a new division that's understaffed and very rapidly ramping up production so there is always a lot of stuff to do.

[–]House_of_Suns 79 points80 points ago

Awesome actor, awesome movie

[–]BlackDante 13 points14 points ago

What is this from?

[–]House_of_Suns 56 points57 points ago

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 61 points62 points ago

If you haven't seen it, abandon everything you're doing and watch it now. You're already on reddit anyways.

[–]Sarutahiko 27 points28 points ago

But the international version.

Unless you're squeamish about adult-child relationships.

In which case get over yourself and watch the international one anyway.

[–]JavaLSU 13 points14 points ago

So, for over 10 years this has been one of my favorite movies. I've don't know how many times I've seen it, but I never got around to watching the international version.

Holy shit.

It's a different movie. The themes change and the motivations are completely different. It adds so much more depth.

[–]BobFiggins 3 points4 points ago

I've only seen the US one. What did I miss? Do they do it?!

[–]Sarutahiko 5 points6 points ago

They just flesh it out more.

[–]NinjaPimp 2 points3 points ago

Damn. I guess I have only seen the US release. Great movie in its own right, but it sounds like they cut 24 minutes of the movie. I guess it's time for me to check out the original version.

[–]Sarutahiko 5 points6 points ago

Some people don't like it as much. I think it gives the characters and their relationship more depth. You hear more about Leon's past (iirc) and I think it just gives it more meaning. shrugs

[–]voodoocabcad 6 points7 points ago

Remind me what iirc stands for?

[–]DrKevorkianJr 8 points9 points ago

If I Recall Correctly

[–]GeoPwn 14 points15 points ago

If you recall correctly, what does it stand for?

[–]PlacentaLotion 3 points4 points ago

ok wtf. y u no tell me about the international version before?

[–]Sarutahiko 6 points7 points ago

Whatever the reason was, it definitely wasn't your username.

[–]PlacentaLotion 7 points8 points ago

Placenta Lotion very beneficial for skin. Also make a very good lube for sex of the anus. Also make your penis hard as steel forever. Also make a vagina very tight.

[–]karma-induction 5 points6 points ago

The scene

His voice makes it so much better.

[–]Montgomrie 3 points4 points ago

This is why I have a man-crush on Gary Oldman.

[–]parker214 6 points7 points ago

Gary Oldman and Natalie Portman in the same movie? Sold.

[–]gamligaur 6 points7 points ago

And to top it off: Jean Reno, directed and written by Luc Besson.

[–]cowbellsolo 1 point2 points ago

Is there anywhere to watch it online? iTunes only has the US version (to buy, not rent) and I'm pretty clueless about sites to stream movies from.

[–]AdjutantStormy 4 points5 points ago

[–]MrTokinEdz 3 points4 points ago

[–]AnotherQuaalude 2 points3 points ago

Mighty Mos Def how have you not seen a movie starring Natalie Portman. Your world should be slashed dogg, your whole shits fucked up.

[–]happyCuddleTime 6 points7 points ago

Seen this gif a million times. Now I'm starting to wonder: what's happening in this scene? Who is Garry Oldman referring to when he says "everyone"?

[–]House_of_Suns 10 points11 points ago

He's asking for backup, they ask how many, he yells 'everyone'

[–]Wayhold 3 points4 points ago

Can't remember it exactly, but I'm pretty sure that he's referring to calling the other cops in as backup... Who do you want me to call? EVERYONE!

[–]adawdsdaw 5 points6 points ago

  • Bring me everyone.
  • You mean everyone?
  • EVERYONE!!!

[–]reddit_hates_me 2 points3 points ago

also, awesome scene!

i hate when i quote it and no one gets it :(

[–]HocusThePocus 2 points3 points ago

Say what you want, but Gay Oldman is one great actor

[–]TehKrush 414 points415 points ago

[–]SnotRocketScience 256 points257 points ago

OH.. GOD

[–]libria 58 points59 points ago

As grotesque as this is, the intensity of his eyes in the original is what makes it more chilling.

Now if only someone made one with 3 eyes...

[–]terrible_things 27 points28 points ago

I think it would work best if the eyes are mouths and the mouth is an eye.

[–]stryder3323 3 points4 points ago

What really sells it, for me, is how his head shakes the entire time.

[–]OneCello 44 points45 points ago

Every time the original gif is posted, someone inevitably posts this one. Freaks me out every time.

[–]Rexono 14 points15 points ago

oh jeez i wish i knew where it was, theres a gif of a "pretty" lady (im super-gay i have no idea) opening her legs and his mouth is shopped on it....it's so terrifyingl

[–]OneCello 19 points20 points ago

The world will be a better place if you cant find it.

[–]Account_for_RES 8 points9 points ago

The internet would be better if he did though.

[–]hurpes 5 points6 points ago

ahem..cough. I'm We're waiting...

[–]man-fuck_this 57 points58 points ago

Fuckin' Corinthian. I mean he's creepy enough when he's not animated.

[–]sigaven[!] 23 points24 points ago

EVERYONE EVERYONEEVERYONE

[–]deathscytex 16 points17 points ago

Why do i feel disturbed?

[–]blackhawk465 14 points15 points ago

Not sure. Looks pretty normal to me.

[–]RandomPerson200 38 points39 points ago

Err... which hole do I stick my cock in?

[–]Mysterious_Andy 193 points194 points ago

EVERY ONE!!!

[–]WDoE 49 points50 points ago

I'm going to give you an upvote, and back away slowly.

[–]UnorthodoxGentleman 14 points15 points ago

FUCKING RUN MAN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

[–]robobrain10 97 points98 points ago

Went to the comments section just to make sure this was posted

[–]sgrodgers10 11 points12 points ago

I just expect it at this point

[–]preternaturous 22 points23 points ago

You and me both, buddy.

[–]SneezingSlowOnPeyote 4 points5 points ago

Same. Can't unsee this.

[–]Query17 3 points4 points ago

I get chills every time.

[–]Unfa 5 points6 points ago

I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway...

[–]dontneedyourkarma 4 points5 points ago

Nothing against you for posting this but are there still people on the Internet who haven't seen this? I thought it was more popular than the original

[–]MisuVir 53 points54 points ago

[–]Jess_than_three 6 points7 points ago

I had not seen it. But wow.

[–]PTEHZA 3 points4 points ago

True. I've seen this about 100 times but only now have I seen the original and only now do I know what he is saying.

[–]GijsB 227 points228 points ago

Wtf is he saying :/?

Edit : After 20 seconds of making noises with my mouth doing the same things as his mouth, i found out that he is saying : 'EVERYOOOONNNNEE'

[–]N1MBL3 77 points78 points ago

Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone. 3rd Stansfield man: What do you mean "everyone"? Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE.

Source: imdb

[–]joeldavis 18 points19 points ago

That's my favorite exchange in the whole movie. It goes from "What the hell is this guy trying to say to me?" to "Well, I better try to service this jibberish as best I possibly can, or I'm going to get shot." in a second and a half flat.

[–]trucekill 36 points37 points ago

For those of you who were as confused as me:

Norman Stansfield (billed as Stansfield) is a fictional character, portrayed by Gary Oldman in Luc Besson's 1994 film Léon: The Professional. He is the primary antagonist of the film.

[–]The_Painted_Man 20 points21 points ago

He is the primary antagonist of the film.

And a kickass one at that! One of my favourite villains. Oh, and Zorg in The Fifth Element.

[–]dangerous_beans 13 points14 points ago

Oldman's signature role for me will always be Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg. That skull cap he wore was unforgettable.

[–]autorock23 11 points12 points ago

Zero stones, zero crates.

[–]Metaphoricalsimile 10 points11 points ago

Both directed by Luc Besson :D

[–]jgzman 30 points31 points ago

Also, I already knew what he was going to say because I've been an intern.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 14 points15 points ago

Intern cry-five! Before opening this I thought "This'll be the Stansfield gif" and then I was like "yep. Stansfield gif."

I don't have it so bad though because the interns in my office actually outnumber the paid guys.

[–]jochexum 8 points9 points ago

"I don't have it so bad though because the interns in my office actually outnumber the paid guys."

Let me guess - you're working on Romney's PR campaign? It all makes sense!

[–]derpstache 3 points4 points ago

nope. he already said he didn't have it so bad

[–]ENKC 2 points3 points ago

Burn; zing; etc.

[–]InterstellarPancake 21 points22 points ago

AAAFFFFFF RRREEEEEE CCCOOOOONNNNNN

[–]karmaghost 10 points11 points ago

This faster version may help.

[–]dreamleaking 11 points12 points ago

HALF FREE WALL-E

[–]Maj_LeeAwesome 7 points8 points ago

You shouldn't need to read his lips as you, by all accounts, should know this exact movie and this exact scene. If you don't you should feel bad. Now remedy this immediately by watching one of the greatest movies ever made.

Actually, I'm a little envious: you get to experience it for the first time.

[–]zuperxtreme 4 points5 points ago

Go watch that movie. Now. Giggity.

[–]john2kxx 2 points3 points ago

Leon (the professional). Go watch it now.

[–]prep20 7 points8 points ago

I'm an intern and I can confirm this.

[–]shenkhar 21 points22 points ago

Totally called this gif.

[–]The_mexicant 4 points5 points ago

Had a great laugh with this. Well played!!!

[–]bethebryant 10 points11 points ago

Really hope my intern sees this. Bring coffee Jr (venti latte)

[–]Harro65 8 points9 points ago

You named your intern Jr Venti Latte? Respect.

[–]lunchboxg4 4 points5 points ago

Get off reddit, intern. The boss needs coffee.

[–]treyhaha12 3 points4 points ago

I just started a new job and this just spoke to my heart

[–]EasternBlaze 2 points3 points ago

I have never seen the film but every time I see this I can definitely hear his voice.

[–]calamormine 4 points5 points ago

TIL lots of people haven't seen Leon: The Professional. People, this is important. See this movie.

[–]EggzOverEazy 3 points4 points ago

I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!

[–]docaquatic 3 points4 points ago

TIL: too many Redditors are young as hell, haven't watched The Professional and when I make this reference to anyone younger than 30, they look at me funny. How many downvotes will i get for this? EVERYONE!!! But seriously, I use this movie reference at least once a month. Which months? EVERYONE!!!

[–]omegawoot 3 points4 points ago

INTERNS UNITE! (I know that feel bro)

[–]lolitstim 3 points4 points ago

Bad at reading lips. Spent a couple minutes trying to think of what "AFRIQUANI" means.

[–]cha0tician 4 points5 points ago

Unless you are running your own private company, it doesn't really change. There's always someone higher up the ladder.

[–]Golden-Calf 10 points11 points ago

True, but unless you're an intern, there's usually somebody below you too. Not that it matters most of the time, but it's nice not to be at the bottom.

[–]darkneo86 18 points19 points ago

Some guys like being bottoms.

[–]Shadopoig 6 points7 points ago

Nobody's posted the evil version of this gif yet? I'm very impressed.

[–]LukeLukez 6 points7 points ago

Well now I'm curious.

[–]freshyfresh1 2 points3 points ago

/u/TehKrush posted it. it only has 8 points and is right about Shadopig's post.

[–]TehKrush 5 points6 points ago

;D

[–]FayeGrimm 2 points3 points ago

On my first real(as in one that isn't with my advisor) and I'm surprised that it isn't this way for me. It's a research project and they're trying to have us be as independent as possible. It feels like I just have a lot of coworkers and a few mentors/advisors with just one or two people who kind of take a boss role.

[–]8lbSweetBabyJesus 2 points3 points ago

Manny...bring me everyone.

[–]HippoGiggle 2 points3 points ago

As someone who interned for six months at a large tech PR agency, this sums things up quite nicely.

[–]mrp00sy 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could read lips...

[–]Vranak 0 points1 point ago

So what the fuck is Gary saying? I'm not that good a lip-reader.

[–]InertInvert 1 point2 points ago

everyone

[–]C_Brooks11 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this again.

[–]JTyler82 2 points3 points ago

I dream of a day where This doesn't make the front page every week

[–]Sterf 0 points1 point ago

Effingwon? I don't get it?

[–]venominator 2 points3 points ago

Is it, "I have no idea" or "everyone"?

[–]mattsprofile 1 point2 points ago

If you react this way when people ask you such a simple question, you must be easily agitated and I never want to meet you.

[–]conley46 1 point2 points ago

i agree of what you feel..they made us to be like a real employee

[–]Ishkatar 2 points3 points ago

what movie is that gif from?

[–]mediocre_genius 1 point2 points ago

Oh man. I actually laughed out loud for this. Thanks OP for this brilliant rehash of a repost.

[–]Naughty_Poptart 0 points1 point ago

It could use subtitles for the not-so-genius redditors but I have faith you all are not them

[–]awesomeck 0 points1 point ago

What movie and scene is this? i'd like to know please

[–]Sumit5884 0 points1 point ago

Thought it said IM FUCKING WORKING

[–]Gingivitis22 0 points1 point ago

what is he saying i cant read lips

[–]ZaphodXZaphod 0 points1 point ago

AFRO-MONKEY!

[–]Tater_Rock 0 points1 point ago

This is still a thing?

[–]Natalie_Claire 2 points3 points ago

What does he actually say in the gif?

[–]shamananana 0 points1 point ago

So you turn around and scream; "iiiiiffffoooorrrwwwwaaaaauuuuuuuueeee!!"

Every time?

[–]unireed 2 points3 points ago

intern here. just saying that all that meaningless work like copying 100 papers is fine with me. it means i get to kill time and run the clock, as there isnt much else to really do. want me to staple 300 packets? no problem. im sure the engineering thing will work itself out eventually.

[–]DownVoteChooChoo 2 points3 points ago

Is pissing blood bad?

[–]bmwbryan 0 points1 point ago

What did he say? I'm terrible at reading lips..

[–]vsuaut 0 points1 point ago

"I'm free'n horny!!"

[–]gradeahonky 0 points1 point ago

I assumed he was going to say something like "everyone" - but it was the accurate desperation of an intern that earned an upvote.

[–]banang 0 points1 point ago

alfred... wally?

[–]peabish 2 points3 points ago

[–]xaoq 1 point2 points ago

[–]HadManySons 1 point2 points ago

This GIF always creeps me out for some reason

[–]Champ-Kind 3 points4 points ago

Go get me some coffee intern

[–]helasraizam 0 points1 point ago

"I've forgotten"?

[–]Tittygroper 0 points1 point ago

This post would be funnier if i knew what he was saying :|

[–]kamleshrr 1 point2 points ago

hmmmm even if I went deaf I could under stand it.

[–]iGotChubs4You 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, really. It's as though the audio in this gif isn't even necessary.

[–]HelloGoodbyeBlueSky 1 point2 points ago

You don't have just one main supervisor? I'm an intern for the Dept. of Wildlife and I answer mainly to the Game Biologist or whomever he has assigned me to but do other odd jobs for others if I have free time.

[–]Marshall40 1 point2 points ago

As a fellow intern, I can relate. Kudos to you for finding this gif

[–]notazoroastrian 1 point2 points ago

I thought he said "Have free wine"...

[–]UdderCoughs 1 point2 points ago

As someone who's starting his third day at his second internship tomorrow. Fuck. Yes. Fuck.

[–]goobliscious 1 point2 points ago

One update from me , just isn't enough. I keep hitting the upvote button in hopes that I can get you +100 karma for this "EVERYONE!!!!!" good post. Needle in a haystack of curiosity posts.

[–]mr_coffee 1 point2 points ago

I double lulled

[–]brutalbronco 1 point2 points ago

Heavy wand??

[–]happyfeetyaya 1 point2 points ago

haha i feel for ya dawg, in the same boat right meow.

[–]Quicks35 1 point2 points ago

Intern here, even the people who serve food at lunch are my boss

[–]jbondhus 1 point2 points ago

I had three bosses... They covered for each other when they were on vacation. Until all three of them were off on the same day...

[–]Bierce_Bash 1 point2 points ago

So, I hear you like Gary.

[–]weemee 1 point2 points ago

Evelynn Johnson?

What the fuck is that guy saying?

[–]BestTastingFish 1 point2 points ago

Gotta love Gary Oldman's acting. Awesome.

[–]OmNomMonster 1 point2 points ago

Finally watched this movie today. Would highly suggest it to more people.

[–]youni89 1 point2 points ago

Being an intern sucks ass. Being an intern who isn't paid sucks ass more. Just being an intern over all sucks big ass,.

[–]qtrWhileOne 1 point2 points ago

MY EARRRSSSSS!!!!

But seriously, doesn't anyone else's brain generate a really loud "EVERYONE" while watching?

[–]reddit_hates_me 1 point2 points ago

such an underrated scene!

[–]Aznfeatherstone 1 point2 points ago

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

[–]EmperorPoo 1 point2 points ago

You made me LUL. Thank you, and I'm sorry

[–]justcuzitsfun 1 point2 points ago

What is he saying?

[–]Uncreative-Name 1 point2 points ago

I feel that way too but then if I help someone then someone else will yell at me for not doing their stuff instead. It sucks.

[–]Naedlus 1 point2 points ago

Including the silent mouthing... hoarse with fear that they will hear you, and send you off on one more task?

[–]msutewll 1 point2 points ago

i have 4 interns this summer and it is fantastic. What ever I don't want to do. "Hey Intern."

[–]britsaur 1 point2 points ago

Every time a gif is posted, I think the person just chose their favorite gif out of their gif folder, and made a story to go along with it perfectly so they could share their favorite gif with everyone (and also to get karma).

[–]sahlahmin 1 point2 points ago

lol, nice.

[–]big_game 1 point2 points ago

As a new staff, this is also true.

[–]I-plaey-geetar 1 point2 points ago

Sounded like he said alfred walley

[–]misterfanwank 1 point2 points ago

As a former intern I can confirm this.

[–]aeiluindae 1 point2 points ago

Lifeguard/"Program Assistant" at a summer camp feels like this. The only people who can't order you around are the camp counselors and the kitchen staff. The hallmark of a good head guard is making sure that everyone else doesn't run the lifeguards off their feet with random jobs. We regularly got told to do at least three things at once in different parts of the camp, all within the next hour. Having our head guard have the balls to find those three people (all higher-ranked than she) and tell them to coordinate their stuff together and to do some of their own work rather than foisting it all on us, was wonderful.

[–]HarrBear 1 point2 points ago

Should be an intern where I work. Two weeks and she's already telling people what to do.

[–]NastyCrustySock 1 point2 points ago

I laugh at everyone...of the posts with this gif

[–]mrabsurd 1 point2 points ago

Heh. I have the opposite problem. Not an intern anymore, and "no one" is my boss. I have 3 bosse's, but, if I am lucky, they might check in and see how things are going, but other than that. I wouldnt really call them "bosses".

But if you happen to arrive at a situation where they decided to be involved, dont challenge their authority, because they are the 'boss' (wankers)

[–]HamstersandwichXo 1 point2 points ago

FUcking aweseome... just started my interneship... this is so perfect. lol!!

[–]M002 1 point2 points ago

This sums up my experience 100%.

[–]theguyS 1 point2 points ago

[–]i_like_salad 1 point2 points ago

Excellent, now get off of reddit and file these TPS reports for me. Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks

[–]iamtheowlman 1 point2 points ago

I got in a position when I was an intern last year at the local newspaper where I had 3 bosses: Regular Employee, her Supervisor, and King Boss (Manager for the whole place).

So one day King Boss (very nice man) tells me to start working on a secondary project, and to stop working on the current one.

Supervisor comes along about an hour later to see how I'm progressing on Project 1. I tell him about King Boss wanting me to work on Project 2.

Supervisor blows.

His.

LID.

Starts screaming at me that I am to report only to Regular Employee or him. Problem is, King Boss came to me, which I repsectfully (no, seriously) point out to him.

Doesn't matter, says Supervisor. His dominance this established, he walks away.

Lunch arrives, and I have to pass King Boss's office to get to the lunchroom- he waves and asks how Project 2 is coming along.

I look at him guiltily and tell home I'm not allowed to talk to hIm, and I had to quit Project 2 because Supervisor (his underling) told me to.

The fireworks were quite spectacular, and I still had a job the next day, so everything turned out better than expected.

[–]darlantan 1 point2 points ago

So be smart. Tell them whoever they have least contact with, or influence over. You're telling the truth, just not the WHOLE truth.

[–]sillicia 1 point2 points ago

Best use of this gif yet.

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

Gary Oldman is your boss? Awesome

[–]Neckwrecker 1 point2 points ago

I wish the interns at my company had the same attitude.

[–]mcdxi11 1 point2 points ago

Oh god I lol'd.

[–]wroclai 1 point2 points ago

You're cool in my book.

[–]LOOKITSADAM 0 points1 point ago

I'm on my fourth week as an intern and I'm developing internal tools for a multinational company.

[–]DJRIPPED 0 points1 point ago

Everyone.

[–]biffsocko 0 points1 point ago

Just came here to say, my intern is the best! We give him challenging work during the day, and drag him out with us to party like rock starts afterwards.

He's a smart kid and we're teaching him UNIX Infrastructure Engineering.