Well Tesco, if you insist...

Erikslashboy · 2 months

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

sausage_lynx · 2 months

That's right before "Finish and Pay"

eat_fish · 2 months

Very Relevant

i_is_a_cow · 2 months

If gas is an arm and a leg, what could you have bought that costs a weiner?

sweet-brah · 2 months

That's one horny self-checkout machine.

Justascienceteacher · 2 months

It's just an error. You're going to have to bang it a bit.

lruter1992 · 2 months

I'd put something in her bagging area.

almcken · 2 months

Lesson: Don't piss off the programmers.

Dave_Vai · 2 months

If you can get your penis in that slot then you might want to get some pills from some sort of dodgy email.

PComotose · 2 months

I think this story could be relevant.

Gynominer · 2 months

Feed me a stray cat.

figboot11 · 2 months

Photoshop...it originally said "spine".

ijfoxcroft · 2 months

Don't put your penis In the bill collector, it will rip that shit right off!

kayakin3d · 2 months

Wait wait wait. I didn't know I could pay that way. Does Kroger do that?!?

Ragark · 2 months

You didn't hear this from me....[NSFW]

SplitTwins · 2 months

If that was in my neighborhood, I really would just want to see a woman pull out a strapon on this machine.

muckitymuck · 2 months

Technology News Headline: "Robot Prostitutes Beta Release is Disappointing."

zakii · 2 months

"I'm not well endowed..." "Every little helps."

lanteam · 2 months

pixels, etc.

Kagouti · 2 months

Whole new meaning to the 'bagging area'

omplatt · 2 months

That's why I don't shop at Tesco. That and I don't live in either the UK or Ireland.

Your-Doing-It-Wrong · 2 months

Anyone know how this shit is done? I'm assuming there is a secret menu on there to program certain functions.

rather_fast_whiteman · 2 months

At first I thought pennies but that didn't make sense lol

marathon · 2 months

every little helps

ShakeyBobWillis · 2 months

Hell of a place to store your discount club card.

FineFuse · 2 months

'Finish and Pay'

shamwowmuthafucka · 2 months

"In Soviet Russia, machine checks you out..."

DasChillum · 2 months

That's what she said?

ANAL_RANCH_DRESSING · 2 months

I'll be there soon.

Paperwork-HSI · 2 months

I'm not wearing my glasses, so in m blurry vision I thought the purple sign said "Scan-Fuck-Pack"

andawarmgeek · 2 months

The future of robotic pimping:

"Please insert bills, then insert penis."

jflono · 2 months

Don't do it! It's a trap!

ATierney · 2 months

"Please see the self check-out clerk for assistance."

"Well if you say so!"

pikindaguy · 2 months

I always need these instructions written down.

Ender_OH_Wiggin · 2 months

Can you get cash back?

Sojoez · 2 months

And as you put your dick in the scanner, the machine starts laughing out loud.

blueblade259 · 2 months

step1: scan step2: pack step3: pay

Lanlost · 2 months

This is the first thing that I've laughed OUT LOUD about all day.

I then pondered what that mean't. Oh well.

Styx92 · 2 months

"Come on. Just the tip."

solanumtuberosum · 2 months

Oh, that's just silly... why would you ever insert your spine into that?

Pimpin_Aquila · 2 months

They swaped the processor with a Japanese sex doll! I'd hate to be the guy with the doll... Doll:"your change is $5.00" Man:"wtf?!"

ramerica · 2 months

Tesco is a dirty girl, who don't play no games.

mattydee20 · 2 months

choice of payment: prostitutuion

Shooter__McGavin · 2 months

Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

khosikulu · 2 months

I didn't know Tesco ran a "members only" warehouse club.

The most disturbing part may however be that it doesn't stipulate whose penis must be used. I suppose you could just yank one off the street, so to speak.

ukiyoe · 2 months

Music to my ears.

talldarkandasian · 2 months

Works the same as clubcard pretty much. Come on, prove your loyalty.

kbomb123 · 2 months

weirdly, its my dads job to manage a team of people who design the software for the self service check outs at Tesco. The other day he was remotely taking machines offline and applying updates, i wonder if he could do this.... for reddit.

plabebob · 2 months

I have a weird competition with myself to say this out loud every time I use the self checkout. I have to say it loud enough to drown out the recorded voice saying card to get a point. My Boyf just loves shopping with me haha!

ChemicallyBlind · 2 months

as a man who works at tesco: obvious photoshop. how do i know? tis simple, the self serve tills cannot be reprogrammed by us, we can tell it what to sow on the screen outside of the normal shop software. when we turn them on, they boot straight into it and we cant change that. we cant deplay messages on the screens that arn't already programmed in.

dowieczora · 2 months

It remaind me of Idiocracy, penis jokess all over the world.

ProfCrastinator · 2 months

It's not even a very good shop..

pizza_bro · 2 months

I AM ROBO-WHORE

INSERT PENIS

BensonEdge · 2 months

Really easy to do. Offers you a keyboard when logged in as staff to type things out. :/

weasel707 · 2 months

Note: all comments must be read with a British accent.

dontbeadickbag · 2 months

What the fuck is Tesco?

Laterface · 2 months

Is this some kind of joke??

Darrth · 2 months

Whats the first rule of a fight club guys??

SirComeStandChill · 2 months

it would have been funnier if you had said "...where?!". Totally missed a good chance for a perfect caption

InitiateBioQuasar · 2 months

Fake.

[deleted] · 2 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0

WTF

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