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[–]c0nw 81 points82 points ago

This, my friends, is a repost.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 30 points31 points ago

what isn't?

[–]Spazzedguy 6 points7 points ago

Content you make? D:

[–]YouPickMyName 8 points9 points ago

Also known as "Shit that doesn't exist on Reddit"

[–]failbot88 7 points8 points ago

Even original content will eventually grow up to be a repost one day.

[–]Spazzedguy -1 points0 points ago

But the person who is posting it isn't the maker of said content.

[–]NonPermissive -2 points-1 points ago

Content that's only been published recently?

[–]Frozgaar 2 points3 points ago

Not only is the picture a repost, but so is the exact title for it.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 8 points9 points ago

The posts are on Aisle 16...

[–]sydbarrett473 -2 points-1 points ago

Welcome to the interwebs

[–]throwaway_for_keeps 0 points1 point ago

I want to know why is it that every time I see a picture I've never seen before on this site, some young whippersnapper who's been here a quarter of the time I have complains about it being a repost.

[–]hiiammaddie 4 points5 points ago

[–]fauxnom 2 points3 points ago

[–]Plyson 14 points15 points ago

I think this is in the top10 of most reposted pics. And sadly everytime it still gets tons of karma

[–]twokoolfourskool[S] 7 points8 points ago

I apologize about it being a repost. As you can see, that picture was posted 6 months ago and my account is only 54 days old (I made my account on the day I discovered Reddit). I have never seen it on Reddit before. I'm sorry I offended you.

[–]Enphuego 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry I offended you.

If you haven't offended someone with your comment on Reddit, you aren't doing it right.

[–]twokoolfourskool[S] 2 points3 points ago

It was a sarcastic apology.

[–]pandemic1444 6 points7 points ago

The question is, is it being upvoted by the same people, or by people who have never seen it before?

[–]YouPickMyName 10 points11 points ago

This is my first time seeing it, I will not upvote again.

Others should do the same.

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[–]zonky 2 points3 points ago

I'm slowly learning to just close most top comments in this subreddit.

[–]ReaganSmashK -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, at least half these upvotes are from people who haven't seen it before, which means this post has contributed more then 99% of everything else that has been posted today.

[–]Erkel85 -2 points-1 points ago

I think this is in the top 10 most posted comments for every repost. And who gives a fuck if you've seen it before? People join Reddit everyday and maybe this is the first time they've seen it. Just close the tab and move to the next one jeez.

[–]AlmightyWaffle -1 points0 points ago

If I laugh when I see it the second time, I certainly will upvote again. a laugh is worth an upvote

[–]UnholyDemigod 11 points12 points ago

To everyone bitching about this being a repost, go re-read reddiquette. Under 'please don't':

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

Now shut the fuck up.

[–]buster2Xk 0 points1 point ago

How come every time I say this, I get downvoted? :/

[–]UnholyDemigod 0 points1 point ago

It's a matter of luck. Same as posting stuff. Sometimes something will o ly get 50 upvotes, but the repost will front page with thousands of them. You just have to be lucky that the right people see it.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Depends on the repost, really. If it's something that gets frontpaged twice a month, more people are going to be annoyed at the suggestion. If it's something that gets frontpaged once every couple of months, people feel less strongly about it and are less likely to bother to downvote.

[–]buster2Xk 0 points1 point ago

Well I only do it when people bitch about the repost. I mean why would I say that if they weren't? My comment would be pointless.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

If upvotes were awarded based on the truth of something Reddit would be a very different place. It's driven more by emotion, and people are more emotional about reposts that get frontpaged more frequently.

[–]Endless_squire 1 point2 points ago

Home Depot associate here. This aisle exists. Our store did it as a joke. Your welcome.

[–]lowandlazy -2 points-1 points ago

lol ya, "Your" store. EI all stores.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

*ie.

[–]LostSoulNothing 4 points5 points ago

Home Depot debuts new BDSM department

[–]TheKatness 0 points1 point ago

Finally!

[–]Tan7 2 points3 points ago

I'm definitely paying in full

[–]Ihalle 1 point2 points ago

Hello Ms. Steele..

[–]SirWheels 6 points7 points ago

You went full repost man

[–]beebeethebulldog 2 points3 points ago

15 shades of grey

[–]Silverjackel 0 points1 point ago

Came here expecting a clever fifty shades reference. I am disappoint.

[–]rebootyourbrainstem 1 point2 points ago

15 shades of grey? Paint's on aisle 3.

You're welcome. (nsfw)

[–]Silverjackel 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Better.

[–]Ocramzeej66 1 point2 points ago

How often is this going to get reposted? Hell, even with the same freaking title? I see it every fucking week.

[–]randomwittyusername 4 points5 points ago

You know what? It doesn't matter. Someone else who hasn't seen this picture now gets to see it. It doesn't even affect you at all.

[–]im_a_zombie 2 points3 points ago

this is my first time seeing it

[–]NonPermissive -4 points-3 points ago

Gfy.

[–]Ocramzeej66 -1 points0 points ago

I would just like to see original, new content every once in a while, rather than the same old re-hashed jokes.

[–]kiwiness 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I've been on Reddit near daily for upwards of 2 years and I've never seen this. In the time it took you to type that, you could have looked at 10 other submissions. Maybe if you spent less time complaining about reposts and more time browsing Reddit, you'd see more OC. Good day to you sir.

[–]xOrlando 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "Rape and Chain". ._.

[–]Paranatural 1 point2 points ago

That's why they call it Dom Depot. (Dom = Dominants for the uninitiated)

[–]ACityInCanada 1 point2 points ago

"Cleanup in aisle 15...Get the mop, it's a big one!"

[–]your-mothers-lover 1 point2 points ago

50 shades of gray in aisle 15

[–]spanglefoosh 0 points1 point ago

Advertisement "with prices this low, how can you let her say no!"

[–]N3SSI3 0 points1 point ago

Home Depot created a new asile for men to purchase all their woman's needs to complete their 50 Shades of Grey fantasies.

[–]kogenesis 0 points1 point ago

hard-rawr stores

[–]Barrett930 0 points1 point ago

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY

[–]ghilliesaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

[–]Blakdragon39 0 points1 point ago

Tie downs? Have kids these days finally learned how to tie down their pumpkins?

[–]melmosaurus 0 points1 point ago

I know that feels bro. I reposted this one about three months ago too...didn't get any karma though fucker

[–]Ba_Dum_Tiss 0 points1 point ago

Well, a few hard things in there need lubricant.

[–]EarthBrown 0 points1 point ago

RAPE SQUAD KILLAS

[–]Beyond556 0 points1 point ago

Everything you need for a good time

[–]muhaku2 0 points1 point ago

I actually worked at Home Depot for a while. Best place to work ever!

They just do not pay you enough to use any of those amazing products they sell.

[–]robby9653 0 points1 point ago

WHO CARES ITS FUCKING FUNNY.

REPOST OR NOT I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.

meh.

[–]Cantthinkofausernme 0 points1 point ago

Rape

[–]MobileGoebel 1 point2 points ago

How was the first comment here NOT related to 50 shades of gray?

[–]Pheorach 0 points1 point ago

50 SHADES OF GREY, ANYONE?

[–]krawm 0 points1 point ago

sounds like some of the parties i attended in college.

[–]marshallprs 0 points1 point ago

TOOLS, TOOLS! DUCT TAPE, ZIP TIES AND GLOVES! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!

[–]zombie_princess 0 points1 point ago

I worked at Home Depot for years and this aisle while a different number in different stores contains for the most part the same items and I laughed about it a lot.

[–]Almyar 0 points1 point ago

I work at Home Depot, see that sign ever day and NEVER imagined the karma. Bullshit.... Total Bullshit.

[–]iTz_Chanch 0 points1 point ago

I'd say it's rhianna's lane

[–]CondorP16 0 points1 point ago

Rape kit

[–]Sethery11 0 points1 point ago

I have several pics funny shit from Home Depot since I work there. They shall go to the highest bidding karma whores!

[–]rhavin001 0 points1 point ago

Either we live near the same Home Depot in Connecticut or you somehow found this in my facebook feed; took the photo back in January. 0_o http://imgur.com/MiRPj Small world I guess. Haha

[–]veroniqueb 0 points1 point ago

c'mon my friend is not even tech friendly and posted that pic on FB like 1 month at least ! That's a Bad post and you should feel BAD !

[–]febreeze1234 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck does everybody upvote a repost?

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[–]Smilge 1 point2 points ago

The beginning of the first book involves the main guy going to the hardware store where the main girl works and buying things like rope, duct tape, etc.

[–]therocketflyer 0 points1 point ago

I think they're having a book club meeting at Home Depot

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[–]_Error_ 0 points1 point ago

of orange?

[–]jellyman888 1 point2 points ago

BDSM FTW, now all we need is some wood in this joint!

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[–]Jerzeem 2 points3 points ago

Don't you mean DOM Depot?

[–]AndreasFrom 0 points1 point ago

Screws?!

[–]GummyDeath -1 points0 points ago

Rawr!

[–]Slybunny -1 points0 points ago

That...is my aisle...

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[–]_Error_ 1 point2 points ago

Not to be a dick, but as an employee of Home Depot, I have to point out that that actually continues to read, "...if paid in full within [6, 12, or 24] months" depending on the current promotion.

[–]gssunil -2 points-1 points ago

So this is the store Mr. Grey meets Anastasia.

[–]jazzrz -2 points-1 points ago

oh man, thank you. this made my day.

[–]merix1110 0 points1 point ago

I pressed the "need assistance" button over an hour ago... why have not the employees come to my aid to assist me?

[–]Ghenges -2 points-1 points ago

You spelled "rape" wrong.

[–]Farouche69 -1 points0 points ago

Home depot Beaubien?

[–]randumnumber -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote this repost so that everyone can see it and comment on the fact that it is a repost

[–]LusciousDanielle -1 points0 points ago

My kinky posse will tell you, sometimes the best hardware is something you find in a hardware store...am I right??! :-D

[–]j-hook 1 point2 points ago

Link doesn't work.

[–]Zen1 0 points1 point ago

Somebody call Rihanna

[–]Torger083 -2 points-1 points ago

This is a blatant repost. Same title, and everything.

[–]jgalena -1 points0 points ago

RAPE SQUAD KILLAZZ!!!

[–]facebones2112 -2 points-1 points ago

I used to work at Home Depot. When I first started out there was a guy hanging out in the rope and chain aisle looking at all the ropes. When I approached him he seemed kind of skittish. I asked him "Can I help you find some rope?" So we started talking about what kind of ropes were good for what and he says "Are there any that wont irritate skin?" So my first thought was "Oh, its for a dog or something." So I go on about dog collars and such and how you should use a chain or something made for dogs, and he says "No, I mean human skin." At this point I'm freaked the fuck out and said I'd go get another associate (I didn't). This happens two more times with different guys over a couple months until I just figure I'd pass it off to another person, (for some reason all these guys give off a creepy vibe and are always looking at the rope for about 20 minutes, testing them and feeling them.) The fourth guy to do this I go tell another hardware associate about it and he tells me, "Oh, those guys? They're looking for rope for bdsm." So all these potential rapists/serial killers that I've been avoiding are just people who can't get off without being humiliated or some shit. So from that point on I knew exactly who was looking for that kind of rope, and all our interactions lasted less then a few minutes. Let's just say it happens more then you'd think.

[–]HymenAnnihilator -2 points-1 points ago

No lumber?

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[–]ThatGuyFromAisle5 -2 points-1 points ago

Sweet! I'm only a few aisles away.

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