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My kind of handstand. (imgur.com)

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[–]cloacamassima 47 points48 points ago

pff amateur

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE 23 points24 points ago

The stock market yay!

[–]Berwickmex 16 points17 points ago

Jesus. Is that thing running on Energizer?

[–]ImogenPaige 2 points3 points ago

That's what those zigzags I saw the other day were....

[–]SmaxoSmithKline 22 points23 points ago

Alpha as fuck

[–]ToastyRaichu 2 points3 points ago

As my mom says: walking and pissing, so you don't make puddles.

[–]khalkhalash 16 points17 points ago

I always wonder if they have any thoughts about this stuff, or if it's all instinct.

It's so much better to imagine him walking up to this bush and being like "okay, what's the best way to maximize my urine to leaf ratio?"

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[–]TheBeanInYourNose 11 points12 points ago

Heh heh we spotted a coyote here a while back, so I went around the "back acreage" with a jug of my piss (don't ask) and "marked" dead trees and stumps and so on, at about the hight a Great Dane would have. The coyote hasn't been back.

[–]keepreading 8 points9 points ago

My dog does this, and he especially loves putting his body parallel to street sign poles and shitting. Usually the shit nearly hits his head. I think my dog is..... mentally challenged.

[–]Tannerleaf 0 points1 point ago

I think it's only supposed to work with urine, isn't it?

[–]keepreading 0 points1 point ago

I suppose, but I've never really given it much thought. I just laugh to myself.

[–]icypops 4 points5 points ago

I saw a jack russell do that the other day too, it was seriously funny.

[–]inactive_ninja 6 points7 points ago

Who doesn't pee like that?

[–]CrizzleG 3 points4 points ago

I read that as "My kind of husband"...was confused for a minute.

[–]timesync 7 points8 points ago

Clever little bastard.

[–]StarHat 2 points3 points ago

Pawstand.

[–]mnrepoman 5 points6 points ago

Pissing like a boss.

[–]IPickOnYou 4 points5 points ago

The things you gotta do to mark your territory when you're short...

[–]John-Mc 2 points3 points ago

My friends pug would do this if she had the balance, instead she falls over about a dozen times before she's done. Pugs are weird.

[–]ToastyRaichu 1 point2 points ago

it can dream

[–]Dulcerios209 1 point2 points ago

Badass dog

[–]suprsolutions 1 point2 points ago

Is this one of the Dog Olympic events?

I give it a perfect 10.

[–]TheGreatJatsby 3 points4 points ago

I misread the title as: My kind of husband. I was confused and uncomfortable for a few moments.

[–]Wh4t2D0N0w 1 point2 points ago

I think this pug is trying to act like a panda during mating season.

[–]youknowmealready 1 point2 points ago

What could ever make an animal want to do that?

[–]Sebaceous_Sebacious 5 points6 points ago

It's a trick to fool other dogs into thinking he's huge.

[–]UNTOUCH43LE 1 point2 points ago

This should be a new Olympic gymnastics event.

[–]LOHare 1 point2 points ago

Richard Feynmann (Nobel laureate physicist) did exactly that just to prove a point to his mates that the urinary mechanism is not reliant on gravity.

His Nobel was unrelated to this.

[–]DoubleDwayneBowe 1 point2 points ago

i think this is how my first night of heavy drinking went down...

[–]baxbunny 0 points1 point ago

Looks better than the Japanese handstand that won them silver in the mens team gymnastics

[–]NicoleIsabella 0 points1 point ago

my aunts dog use to do all his buisness like this.

[–]ToastyRaichu 2 points3 points ago

including bank transactions?

[–]Clay_Statue 0 points1 point ago

Amazing... Every single time I've ever tried that I only just managed to piss in my own face. Ever try to sleep with the acrid sting of piss in your sinus cavity?

This dog is a savant

[–]Troubled_Potato 0 points1 point ago

I don't suggest doing this if you're a human male. It will be messy.

[–]hefbie 0 points1 point ago

My dog does this. She's a female...

[–]SplitTwins 0 points1 point ago

Well, he has to get a little creative to show how pissed he is with the distinct lack of a middle finger.

[–]ziggybiggnutts 0 points1 point ago

That's Japanese barberry, you wouldn't wanna get too close either.

[–]boiledham 0 points1 point ago

That's mine...that's mine...and that's mine!

[–]aJackztheRipper 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that pandas do this as a way of marking territory.

The higher up the urine, the more dominant the male.

[–]kzm 0 points1 point ago

awwwww!

[–]HowsItBeenBen 0 points1 point ago

Yeah bitch, of course it's big! How you think I pee so high on the bush?

[–]iCEEMAN 0 points1 point ago

It pisses like a panda.

[–]HappyAnDead 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is why I need a pug!

[–]Operation_mongoose 0 points1 point ago

And today I learned dogs don't lay eggs...also they pollinate flowers.

[–]ScotchyWorldview 0 points1 point ago

This one time on the day before black Friday. What do they call it? Thanksgiving. Me and some buddies went to wal mart to pick up a tv if the lines weren't too long. But after a solid 4 hours of post turkey drinking I had to piss like a race horse. I didn't realize this until afte rwe had arrived and I decided to go rolling around on my longboard in the parking lot to kill time. So waht did I do? Peed while riding. It was awesome. I did a full lap of the parking lot wizzing the whole time.

[–]NIGGER_POTATO_BEATER -1 points0 points ago

dat penor

[–]lovestory823 0 points1 point ago

Lol your turn.

[–]Bellstrom 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU I PISS WHERE I WANT

PUNK-ASS BUSH

[–]MrMojoRisinGuy 0 points1 point ago

I read this quick and thought it said "my kind of husband"

[–]thelasttimelady 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "my kind of husband". I was confused on why you would want to marry a pug doing a handstand.

[–]jacobb_lee 0 points1 point ago

Anutha muthafuckin repost

[–]Win5get1free -1 points0 points ago

SO this is the Olympics? Huh...

[–]nO_OnE_910 0 points1 point ago

The dog actually does this so that other dogs will think there is a verry big animal living in this area and go away. (At least Pandas do this for that reason)

[–]Divinityfound -2 points-1 points ago

Is that dog... pissing while doing a handstand?

[–]Berwickmex 15 points16 points ago

No.

[–]yasisterstwat -3 points-2 points ago

The only thing WTF about this post is the very fact that you submitted it to r/WTF. WTF IS IT DOING IN WTF

[–]Sleepwalker18 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly, r/WTF, is turning into. "Wow this thing is mildly interesting it's obviously /r/WTF worthy, obviously." This stuff is really pissing me off.

[–]MSGPresident 1 point2 points ago

/r/mildlyinteresting is awesome, btw

[–]Sleepwalker18 0 points1 point ago

We need to just move all this shit that isn't /r/wtf to there.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

WTF ITS NOT WTF, WTF MAN??! WHAT THE FUCK IS WTF WTFING TO?!! WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DELICOUS KARMA?

[–]HetfieldJ -2 points-1 points ago

And then he peed.

[–]goddamnbatman617 -2 points-1 points ago

Is that dog pissing while this is happening???

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