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[–]IsABot 21 points22 points ago

Where was it announced that LMFAO was quitting?

[–]RustyEight 3 points4 points ago

I saw two articles total... but the sources aren't great.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

The person who wrote that article deserves an award for her honesty

[–]pascontent -1 points0 points ago

That just made my day.

[–]danimal2011 32 points33 points ago

So, one satirical article about LMFAO quitting music - SOURCE - and articles about Lil' Wayne taking a break from music to focus on skateboarding - SOURCE - somehow amounts to both quitting music?

[–]Their_Police 11 points12 points ago

Since when do we hate on LMFAO anyway? I think they're hilarious.

[–]danimal2011 2 points3 points ago

Completely agree, their music is just funny

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 5 points6 points ago

Because people read what they want to read, then report to everyone else what they wanted to read.

[–]crooks5001 0 points1 point ago

little wayne even says he's going to continue releasing his current material over the course of the next year or so.

[–]beanso 1 point2 points ago

Why do you care?

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 6 points7 points ago

So Brave!

[–]No_Where_Man 34 points35 points ago

Man, I feel so sorry for their fan.

[–]skipdog172 63 points64 points ago

I don't understand why you guys can't just ignore the music you don't like?

I've never understood this whole 'LET'S MAKE FUN OF STUFF THAT DOES NOT FIT MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES' thing that permeates on reddit. I'm sure many people like their music, so why would you wish them to stop making music? Sounds like a dick move.

[–]dankclimes 5 points6 points ago

[–]Garrehn 18 points19 points ago

Silly skipdog172. You must not understand Reddit. You see, Reddit hates itself. We subject ourselves to things we despise so that we can complain about it to each other. We are emotionless creatures that continuously scroll down pages and downvote our days away. We torture ourselves because anger is the only emotion left.

[–]xTELOx 0 points1 point ago

Skipdog has been here for almost 5 years, I think he understands reddit better than someone who has yet to see all the holidays come and go here.

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[–]xTELOx 1 point2 points ago

I think you missed my sarcasm, not the other way around haha. Thanks for the downvote though.

[–]wojovox 1 point2 points ago

Have you turned on a radio station lately?

[–]Direnaar 1 point2 points ago

Because sometimes people go to places where music is played and they don't want to hear it, I guess.

[–]Cbt55 2 points3 points ago

If you like Lil' Wayne don't listen to music.

[–]iTaos 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[–]MTGandP 0 points1 point ago

And I love you.

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[–]darkscout 2 points3 points ago

I don't have a problem with LMFAO. Actually I like it.

I've not ever found any music forced down my throat. If I'm in a new area I may have to scan the channels and skip past the country. But I don't ever remember firing up Reddit: "GARTH BROOKS IS QUITTING MUSIC: THIS IS HOW I FEEL".

/r/country keeps to themselves. None of them have ever pulled a dick move in the name of Country music, so why the fuck does it bother you if LMFAO or Lil'Wayne continue to publish music?

Edit: Country was just an example. There are other genres I don't like. I just leave them be as long as they leave me be.

[–]larsbrunsvold -1 points0 points ago

99% agree with you. Music I have had rammed down my throat. That crap they play when calling any kind of customer service.

[–]brandonw00 -1 points0 points ago

I was always under the impression that LMFAO was making fun of the whole club scene but then got popular.

[–]Ginger_Slayer -3 points-2 points ago

I feel the same way about people who complain about reposts.

[–]redlinezo6 8 points9 points ago

I... like LMFAO.... :(

[–]Saint_of_Gamers 4 points5 points ago

I find their music fun. While it isn't exactly good, it is fun to listen to sometimes.

[–]TheMagicToolBus 2 points3 points ago

It's good at what it's meant to be: Catchy pop dance music.

Also their music videos are hilarious, and show (along with interviews) that they don't take themselves or their music too seriously. That seems to be pretty uncommon with pop stars these days.

[–]redlinezo6 0 points1 point ago

Its isnt good... But is entertaining...

Last I checked, music was supposed to be entertaining... And it sounds like they did a good job of that... Hmmm....

[–]valiantX 0 points1 point ago

Why? It's just blowing away their stench from the music industry.

[–]DSTFU -1 points0 points ago

[–]baumkramer -1 points0 points ago

Uhhhh they're pretty huge.

[–]tastethelink 6 points7 points ago

OMG you guys! Music exists that doesn't conform to my specific tastes and as so is utter crap that only philistines could enjoy! Nobody could ever like anything outside of my preferences, and absolutely nobody anywhere could have a varying taste in music that spawns many decades and genres! If someone likes LMFAO then they've never heard of the greats like Queen, Led Zepplin, Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Dream Theater, Mars Volta, Chemical Brothers, Aphex Twin, (random obscure band that you've never heard of because they're not popular to such filth as yourself)! PEOPLE CAN ONLY LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND ALL ELSE IS CRAP! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

[–]azdak 9 points10 points ago

LMFAO is fun. You're mean.

[–]gythorg 2 points3 points ago

Thats what i thought, although I like to forget about shots

[–]inphared 0 points1 point ago

I like that song :(

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[–]azdak 1 point2 points ago

I think we all pretend Shots was someone fucking else. :D

[–]PopeVsJesus 0 points1 point ago

How about this, why don't you just not listen to it? lol. If you don't pay attention to their music, it will be like they don't exist anyway.

[–]drketchup 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind LMFAO. Their songs are pretty catchy and fun, and they don't take themselves too seriously, what's not to like?

[–]Buscat 4 points5 points ago

I don't actually mind LMFAO. They know how to make dance music and if they're overplayed, it's not exactly they fault.

Also they said nice things about Led Zeppelin and that is a path straight to my heart.

[–]Chaous 1 point2 points ago

Thing is they are damn catchy...I avoided listening to them for the longest time because reddit hate bandwagon etc. Then I was exposed to Party Rock Anthem through Lindsay Stirling's rendition of it (along with others). And fuck all if I don't enjoy their music.

[–]xWolfiezx 8 points9 points ago

Now if we can get beiber to stop then we all win.

[–]SBN_Deltrese 3 points4 points ago

so brave

[–]kobello 2 points3 points ago

ill conform to the hate-bieber bandwagon, as if anyone cares what i do, but i gotta say i've never even heard a song by him on the radio or anything. his music hasn't really made me, personally, suffer at all. i didn't really enjoy seeing him pretend to be good at basketball in the 2011 nba celebrity game, but i'm glad i got to see scotty pippen block him..

that's a video taken by a fan but it shows the block better than any other version i could find in 5 minutes.

[–]00110110_00111001 0 points1 point ago

He actually done pretty well in the celeb game.

[–]kobello 0 points1 point ago

he did make a couple 3s if i remember

[–]00110110_00111001 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. He was wide open for most of his shots, but he did drain 3 or 4 NBA range threes. If I'm not mistaken, his shooting % was pretty good too. He doesn't look like a horrible ball player.

[–]kobello 0 points1 point ago

hahah... well i guess, maybe, compared to the other non-NBA players involved in that game. i am confident i would beat him 1 on 1. not like anyone gives a fuck

[–]Naldaen 0 points1 point ago

You have, you just didn't realize it.

[–]kobello 4 points5 points ago

have what? suffered from biebers music? i mean, he's definitely not going to do anything innovative and inspirational for singers and dancers that, say, jimi hendrix did for guitar players. and since he's gotten a lot of popularity for music only (mostly) young girls like i can understand why people think he's annoying and doesn't deserve fame and popularity, but like i said i haven't suffered just from his existence.

i don't know what the fuck i'm doing right now. i'm leaving.

[–]Naldaen 1 point2 points ago

Heard his music. I never realized it was actually him until I thought "What the fuck is this Bieber thing" and listened to a song. I had heard it in movies/tv etc. before just never realized it was Bieber because it sounded like a little girl singing it, for serious.

[–]kobello 0 points1 point ago

oh... yeah, i've probably heard it on TV before, but i honestly don't remember the last movie i watched D: i think it was The Wild Bunch and i ordered it from my cable provider

[–]moosepoints 0 points1 point ago

I always think, without fail, is this taylor swift, for a second. And then i realize she is a he.

[–]Naldaen 0 points1 point ago

I'm from Texas and listen to actual country music so I've never once thought "Is this Taylor Swift?" lol.

[–]C_T_C_C 1 point2 points ago

In addition to all of the new age boy bands.

[–]blackholeX100 -1 points0 points ago

What about nickel back?

[–]oliver-twist -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, please.

[–]brova 0 points1 point ago

So I read that Brian May had stated that the musical We Will Rock You would start making use of a Freddie "hologram"/illusion like the Tupac one a few months ago. Does anyone know what happened to that? Did it actually take place? I can't find any news on it.

[–]SubZero_Karma0124 0 points1 point ago

lmfao aren't quitting that was a joke wasn't it

[–]dyce200 0 points1 point ago

Now to get rid of jinxy and the wheel boy

[–]Badminton 0 points1 point ago

Ok so I have never heard a song by Lil wayne or LMFAO.. My life has not changed in any way.

[–]s-mies -3 points-2 points ago

You can't stop making music if you've only made crap in the first place.

[–]TheBigHairy 19 points20 points ago

So brave...so brave. Hows your Top 40 song going? The one that made you millions?

[–]Bacon_Hero 12 points13 points ago

To be honest it's really not that hard to make a top 40 hit. I'm sure with some patience and practice most people could do it within a couple years. Not to mention that half of the music out there today is shit anyways. I just wish that we could go back to the days of amazing progressive rock and not this teen crap. Especially Lil Wayne, DAE think his lyrics are dumb?oh and what about Nickelback? I'm sure I can't be the only one that doesn't like them right? A better celebrity to look up to would be perhaps Carl Sagan or Neil Degrasse Paul. But I'll probably get down voted for this because damn skytheists hitler republican... further rantings inaudible over furious circle-fapping

[–]wiithepiiple 7 points8 points ago

Was about to downvote you, but continued reading, and was not disappoint.

[–]TheBigHairy 0 points1 point ago

You know...there is a whole generation of kids these day who adore today's music, and they are not all that sad about the lack of progressive rock on the charts these days.

The only way we have to really measure how 'good' a song may be is by the rankings. Sales, exposure, all that... so until there is a better way to measure how good a song is, bitching that songs are bad just because they are popular is pretty much just infantile.

That's not to say I love diminutive wayne and the sounds he conjures from his blasthole. I just study trends in pop music.

[–]pa3 4 points5 points ago

The generation before rock and roll probably said something a lot like that when the younger generation started listening to rock

[–]TheBigHairy 1 point2 points ago

Damn straight. If it ain't Django it ain't music!

[–]bogdanpol 1 point2 points ago

django was brilliant

[–]TheBigHairy -2 points-1 points ago

Dammit Django is too popular now. If it ain't Boots Randolph it ain't music.

[–]bogdanpol 0 points1 point ago

pshhh. Hipster.

[–]bogdanpol 0 points1 point ago

don't think it's so easy. It's not really much about what you're singing about or how is the song like. It's the mixing and mastering done by pros with 20-30 years of experience that do mainly everything. And this wave of commercial music, music on tv, hasn't been any good in the last 30 years as in general , not specific tracks.

[–]Bacon_Hero 2 points3 points ago

I don't think you read my whole argument. I think I made it pretty clear just how easy it can be.

[–]bogdanpol 0 points1 point ago

you made it clear , but it's not easy. You need a solid recording/sound engineer. I'm in the field so I know

[–]s-mies 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I forgot one has to be a professional musician to voice one's opinions. I'm in IT and doing just fine, thank you. :)

IMO Lil' Wayne and LMFAO are to music what deep fried butter is to fine cuisine. That is my opinion, yours is apparently different.

-The Brave One (/s)

[–]Kushie1 0 points1 point ago

If Katy Perry and Kesha can do it with no vocal abilities, anyone can do it.

[–]TheBigHairy 0 points1 point ago

This isn't a choir solo. The individual ability of one person to sing has very little to do with the popularity of a song. Some people just have a hard time accepting that not liking the majority favorite doesn't make them better, or give them better taste. It just makes them an asshole when they won't shut up about it.

I mean seriously, I don't know what the fuck a bumblebee merry-go-round is, but I'll listen to Owl City sing about that shit for hours. It's awful music but I love it.

[–]Saint_of_Gamers 2 points3 points ago

None of the shit he says ever makes sense, but damn if it doesn't sound good.

[–]bieberhole82 1 point2 points ago

Now let's just hope nikki minaj quits next.

[–]pedobear_run_kids -1 points0 points ago

Joke is on you, they never made "music"!!

[–]lithicreductionist -2 points-1 points ago

fuck freddie mercury with an aids infested dick. oh wait

[–]cheesefalcon -2 points-1 points ago

Getting excited just in case, but it's in r/funny is this troll. (Sorry for dumbassery)

[–]CamCamJenkins 0 points1 point ago

[–]trileletri -1 points0 points ago

This really deserved this picture.

[–]HereForCOD -4 points-3 points ago

If only we could get reddit to stop sucking Queens dick for being an average dad rock band. Then we might be on to something.

[–]Goose420 -5 points-4 points ago

Best use of Freddy Mercury ever

[–]Dubzil -2 points-1 points ago

What? Is this real?

[–]Generalsnooky47 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't it one direction instead of lmfao????

[–]swolegantor -1 points0 points ago

I still find it hilarious that no one has caught on that LMFAO are being ironic.

[–]boredwaitingforlife -4 points-3 points ago

This sounds too good to be true

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

When did they start?

[–]Stavros175 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't get why people hate bands they don't like so much, just don't fucking listen to them and quit being such a dick.

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs -4 points-3 points ago

LMFAO, not quitting. Lil' Wayne, ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME.