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[–]UninspiredMinds 14 points15 points ago

Instant upvote because of psych!

[–]Darth2132 13 points14 points ago

LOL! Gus would be reading that sort of thing too.

[–]88amazing88 7 points8 points ago

Wait! Has the new season started yet? I'm having Psych withdrawals.

[–]Darth2132 2 points3 points ago

I don't know. I haven't seen all of season 6 yet :'( I don't have satellite or cable or Netflix. :'(

[–]reluctant-upvote[S] 2 points3 points ago

Damn son

[–]selfish_king 0 points1 point ago

Netflix is the balls! They don't have season 6 IIRC though :(

[–]nottestedonanimals 1 point2 points ago

In the fall, I think.

[–]webster2086 2 points3 points ago

Love psych. It's starting October. !

[–]Worstofluck20 2 points3 points ago

You must be outta your damn mind!!

[–]ChefPatrick8718 2 points3 points ago

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

[–]kumason 1 point2 points ago

[–]thatbigguy68 0 points1 point ago

redditors*

[–]firebat707 1 point2 points ago

pretty much what me an my friends did last night. Damn popcorn would have been a good idea

[–]thermodynamics2[!] 1 point2 points ago

We had astronaut ice-cream!

[–]firebat707 0 points1 point ago

Damn it that's even better. I was even at fry's and saw some of that in the checkout line

[–]thermodynamics2[!] 1 point2 points ago

We bought cases of them from Amazon and gave them out as a favors for our wedding. Most people were psyched about it.

[–]firebat707 0 points1 point ago

Until you actually tasted it

[–]thermodynamics2[!] 1 point2 points ago

Really? The neopolitan is delicious!

[–]firebat707 0 points1 point ago

Hmm maybe I just have not had it since I was 12

[–]avam3 1 point2 points ago

Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan.

[–]vendrig 1 point2 points ago

Upvoting because I was sitting in my comfy chair and eating popcorn while watching the Curiosity landing.

[–]pungkrocker 1 point2 points ago

uv cuz NERD!

[–]GreenNerd 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to introduce you to my associate, "Insert clever scientist name here".

[–]micahgtb 0 points1 point ago

Hooch!

[–]guzmanbraselli 0 points1 point ago

remember /r/space

[–]greybeards 0 points1 point ago

[–]jnez 0 points1 point ago

how you gonna go spelling reddit wrong?

[–]kazzby 0 points1 point ago

Charlie Young!