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Kid Takes It Twice For The Team (i.imgur.com)

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[–]beansley 172 points173 points ago

That kid will make a killer defender one day, pure commitment.

[–]peachesgp 62 points63 points ago

Absolutely, he's got it in his blood.

[–]Vulturas 126 points127 points ago

And his face.

[–]Capta1nPlanet 99 points100 points ago

He's got it in the blood on his face

[–]kindlebee 54 points55 points ago

ya big disgrace!

[–]IgnosticZealot 25 points26 points ago

Kick'en your can all over the place

[–]PositivelyWitless 13 points14 points ago

Singin.

We will, We will rock you.

[–]Rhode 3 points4 points ago

Twice.

[–]amcNut 16 points17 points ago

Scott parker: ENG national team... So yea he is pretty good

[–]WillyWankerFagtory 8 points9 points ago

If only he was playing hockey instead of football.

[–]AwkwardHyperbola 9 points10 points ago

The next Boyd Gordon?

[–]I_Am_The_Mole 0 points1 point ago

We miss Gordo here in Washington. What a great PKer and, faceoff ace.

[–]dulby 3 points4 points ago

I believe this is a very popular current defender. I forgot which one but I thought I saw this clip on one those life story segments. I could be wrong but I am almost positive this kid grew up to be a pro.

[–]beansley 0 points1 point ago

ha thats even better, i knew my judgements would one day turn out to be correct! Today is that day friends let us celebrate!!!

[–]besik 0 points1 point ago

right on man, it's Scott Parker! :)

[–]bluescape 1 point2 points ago

Too much commitment. Adult soccer players are all about acting like they got hit by a semi every time they get in the vicinity of an opposing team member.

I'm exaggerating of course, but that whole dramatic injury shit really bothers me in both soccer and basketball.

[–]beansley 0 points1 point ago

you know, i find its more a recent development in basketball too. I was a kid during the bulls era, and i dont remember flopping like Ive seen the past 3 seasons.....well ever. It saddens me that the game has resorted to this.

When I was playing growing up, whether on the streets or competitively, a foul wasnt called unless it was actually a foul and nobody BS'd that ish either.

Just makes me sad man

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    [–]zorflieg 103 points104 points ago

    Rule #2 - Double Tap

    [–]BrewmasterSG 14 points15 points ago

    A true pro would do 2 to the sternum, 1 to the head.

    [–]Powermaurer 13 points14 points ago

    good'ol mozambique drill eh?

    [–]cefriano 0 points1 point ago

    I like how the more pro you are, the more ammo you waste on probably dead bodies.

    [–]BrewmasterSG 3 points4 points ago

    I prefer to think of it as more like "Only an amateur would risk having a 'probably' dead body shoot him in the back."

    [–]cefriano 0 points1 point ago

    What would two to the chest and one to the head accomplish that one to the chest and one to the head would not?

    [–]stabstabstabstab 4 points5 points ago

    You dont aim for the head on your first shot because there is a higher chance of missing. You aim for center mass to quickly incapaciate them and then confirm their death with a headshot.

    [–]BrewmasterSG 3 points4 points ago

    expanding on stab4's comment and several other comments in this thread is an explanation of the mozambique drill (also known as failure-to-stop drill).

    Picture coming around the corner and you are suddenly up close and personal with a hostile. Every fraction of a second counts.

    Step 1) You don't have time to aim properly so you squeeze off two quick shots at center of mass. These two shots might be from the hip, or preferably from a Center-Action-Relock stance. Either way it is a reflexive, aiming with the body rather than the sights double-tap to center of mass. This takes a lot of practice to do properly and accurately (hence the 'drill' part)

    Step 2) Assess. Taking a fraction of a second only, assess your target. Did your shots hit? Is the hostile incapacitated?

    Step 3) If your target is showing any signs of life, or worse, resistance, (they have 'failed to stop') place one carefully aimed shot in the head. Move on before someone investigates the source of the gunfire (you).

    The theory is that a double-tap should be damaging enough to at least buy you enough time (perhaps a hair under a second) to place the headshot.

    [–]lethic 1 point2 points ago

    This isn't a video game, you don't just respawn if you die and you don't have to min/max your money/ammo to buy better weapons later. Your goal is to definitively incapacitate your target as fast and as reliably as possible, hence the mozambique drill.

    [–]lamoj 1 point2 points ago

    The Mozambique Drill.

    [–]Koozey 1 point2 points ago

    Double headshot

    [–]Kiss_my_rectum 115 points116 points ago

    That kid has some balls..... In his face

    [–]TheShowsNotOver 38 points39 points ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]SuperKlydeFrog 4 points5 points ago

    on his face may be more apt

    [–]smilesbythemiles 2 points3 points ago

    really hoping the username is not relevant

    [–]kelevr4 1 point2 points ago

    I was just glad not to find a Sandusky thread.

    [–]shadofx 0 points1 point ago

    eyeballs?

    [–]fangsby 312 points313 points ago

    What he lacks in skill, he makes up for in dedication.

    [–]Tiktaky 394 points395 points ago

    I for one think he is twice as skilled than most professional players. Do you notice how he actually made physical contact with an object before becoming injured, That's something not every player can master.

    [–]TerryArchi 186 points187 points ago

    Not only that, he got up!

    [–]Stanlezz 97 points98 points ago

    Is that even possible in football?

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    [–]dlan4327 11 points12 points ago

    Let's not pretend Messi is some paragon of virtue. He doesn't dive a lot but he does dive.

    [–]reese_ridley 16 points17 points ago

    actually...

    [–]Dillbill 14 points15 points ago

    Okay, I'm a fan of Messi, but just because some random person on the Internet compiles a couple of plays where he does not dive does not mean that he doesn't dive. http://youtube.com/watch?v=xSLxa3MYMcw

    [–]thestinkypinky 5 points6 points ago

    His touches and body control are fucking ridiculous.

    [–]00110110_00111001 0 points1 point ago

    I dot watch soccer so these were the first two videos I've ever seen of him playing. He seems so amazing I might start watching now.

    [–]liarliarpantsonfire 1 point2 points ago

    If you didn't have a chance to watch him play this season, you missed out on one of the greatest individual exhibitions of footballing in the history of the game.

    [–]ramo805 1 point2 points ago

    it's so nice not having to listen to Linkin Park in a compilation video.

    [–]habshabshabs 0 points1 point ago

    I think you mean Zlatan.

    [–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

    Maybe if they were playing football

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      [–]SilentHorizon 4 points5 points ago

      Twice, even.

      [–]lunarmodule 1 point2 points ago

      And it looks like he was going for three!

      [–]reese_ridley 13 points14 points ago

      he is a professional player. that's Scotty Parker, vice-captain of the English national team.

      [–]vader101 0 points1 point ago

      Where is this posted?

      [–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

      vice-captain

      Yep. British.

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        [–]The_Bloser 11 points12 points ago

        That Scott Parker plays for England, he is a amazing football player(soccer).

        [–]peterkingsnuggets 8 points9 points ago

        That's what it takes to get ahead.

        [–]crigget 10 points11 points ago

        Once you're ahead get more ahead.

        [–]Yaki304 1 point2 points ago

        I'M NESTEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

        [–]crigget 0 points1 point ago

        Relevant

        [–]InstigatorNY 8 points9 points ago

        Twice Ahead

        [–]peterkingsnuggets 0 points1 point ago

        Don't be cheeky. When facing adversity, you can't just lie down. You have to take a good look at the global problem and use your head.

        [–]LiteweightPhenomenal 8 points9 points ago

        What makes you think he lacks skill?

        [–]e7t 5 points6 points ago

        Why is that not skilful? As a defender, I can tell you that throwing yourself in front of the ball sometimes is something that separates you from a lot of other players, and is a big part of being a good defender.

        [–]testbug0 0 points1 point ago

        born to be in the England national team

        [–]JJTV23 1 point2 points ago

        What he lacks in dedication he makes up for in not bruising quickly

        [–]nucleus_von_fission 29 points30 points ago

        "I'll save you! Everybody get behind my face!"

        [–]rouge321 1 point2 points ago

        Hehe.. Fabio puns get my upvote

        [–]nucleus_von_fission 1 point2 points ago

        Almost direct quote from a Brent Butt routine. He kills me.

        [–]LEIFey 16 points17 points ago

        He gets up and gets ready for a third. That's a trooper.

        [–]MustangMarti 26 points27 points ago

        Not what I expected after reading the title...

        [–]pepito420 6 points7 points ago

        ಠ_ಠ

        [–]csun723 0 points1 point ago

        Strangely, this is exactly what I expected after reading the title.

        [–]leisuretown -1 points0 points ago

        I expected an old, played-out repost, and that's exactly what I got.

        [–]JustaNiceRegularDude 10 points11 points ago

        Give that kid a snow cone.

        [–]Grass_Starters_FTW 1 point2 points ago

        Even if you only play a half-game, you still get the whole snow cone.

        [–]JustaNiceRegularDude 0 points1 point ago

        Grape is good. Blue is good too. But the big yellow one is the sun.

        [–]bigg10nes 11 points12 points ago

        A young John Terry, perhaps?

        The guy's a jerk, but you won't find a more committed footballer.

        [–]Hurricane043 7 points8 points ago

        It's actually Scott Parker as a kid

        [–]kelevr4 0 points1 point ago

        My friend now only refers to him as JT Klan or JTK

        [–]kungfuman104 1 point2 points ago

        Epitome of taking one for the team x 2

        [–]Flarehl 3 points4 points ago

        Hahahaha, almost this exact situation happened to me back in middle school. First was right in the stomach, and second was my face. Saved us from losing though. Worth it. Although noone offered me ice. :(

        [–]oniongasm 0 points1 point ago

        As a keeper, thanks. I would have given you a firm clap on the shoulders. But no, no ice.

        [–]Flarehl 0 points1 point ago

        That would be even better, at least I think so. Much better than just a "woah, you ok?"

        [–]oniongasm 0 points1 point ago

        Reinforcement. Do something good and I make sure to show my appreciation. Fuck up and you get your ass chewed out. And keepers learn early how to yell.

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          [–]CaporalViolet 4 points5 points ago

          Scott Parker in his younger days

          [–]jamheldion 3 points4 points ago

          That kid sure was using his head.

          [–]mrbarry1024 2 points3 points ago

          That kid has a mean left-foot

          [–]damnrooster 1 point2 points ago

          that would explain why it nailed the other kid twice in the face.

          [–]EightySixxed 2 points3 points ago

          I see a future in the Secret Service.

          [–]croissanwich 2 points3 points ago

          that's Scott Parker

          [–]rmb9797 0 points1 point ago

          Repost.

          [–]yourfriendkyle 2 points3 points ago

          A young Scott Parker.

          [–]babyblankman 1 point2 points ago

          BALLIN'''

          [–]PenniesAreUseless 2 points3 points ago

          Same thing happened to me, first to the throat and then to the face within three or four seconds. I said the word "fuck" and was promptly awarded a yellow card.

          [–]freecandy_van 1 point2 points ago

          Expected a Penn State post, pleasantly surprised.

          [–]guyver_dio 6 points7 points ago

          Obligatory witty remark: "that's using your head"

          [–]Spiritjump 0 points1 point ago

          Repost takes it twice for the front page.

          [–]Bostonsboy306 0 points1 point ago

          OP posts it twice for reddit

          [–]PauloPelle94 3 points4 points ago

          If I remember rightly this is actually Tottenham Hotspurs, England Vice-Captain and Central Midfielder Scott Parker when he was younger... good to see he hasn't changed!

          [–]colmshan1990 0 points1 point ago

          That's Scott Parker.

          That's how old this GIF is. Please stop reposting.

          [–]telesonic 0 points1 point ago

          I was expecting the rule of threes :-(

          [–]leomf[!] 0 points1 point ago

          HEADSHOT!! Double Kill!!

          [–]JoePurdy 0 points1 point ago

          I expected a NSFW tag here... dangit.

          [–]TheBeardedSeer 0 points1 point ago

          I read the title as the kid literally "takes it" for the team

          [–]MetaRiddler 0 points1 point ago

          Aren't they on the same team?

          [–]nano_ser 0 points1 point ago

          'atta boy,thats the spirit.

          [–]Roronoaa 0 points1 point ago

          He will make a great defender if he continues playing soccer.

          [–]bioskope 1 point2 points ago

          Reminds me of John Terry, in the match against Italy

          [–]alexLAD 1 point2 points ago

          Except a kid, not a shit-cunt.

          [–]bioskope 2 points3 points ago

          Regardless, that was a badass performance from Terry.

          [–]Dollarama 1 point2 points ago

          He should have been the goalie.

          [–]oniongasm 0 points1 point ago

          No way! As a goalie, I want guys like him around in the field. Like another goalpost, only mobile! And bigger!

          [–]Mcduff7158 0 points1 point ago

          Was I the only one hoping for a third time?

          [–]Myndsync 0 points1 point ago

          old gif... still funny

          [–]CookieCutter501 0 points1 point ago

          Everyone is a goalie

          [–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

          Put him at goalie

          [–]TheSlyMagician 0 points1 point ago

          A true hero

          [–]nihilana 0 points1 point ago

          This reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid playing soccer on a team. I remember being hit in the head with a soccer ball, then I remember being escorted off the field because I wouldn't stop trying to kick the ball while I was lying on the ground and was carded.

          [–]mrgreenjeans9 1 point2 points ago

          apply directly to the forehead

          [–]GermanSchnitzel 0 points1 point ago

          Thats the spirit!

          [–]LiteweightPhenomenal 1 point2 points ago

          Some how I have a hard time believing this is not me in the picture.

          [–]Xysten 0 points1 point ago

          and he -still- got up after the second hit to the face!

          [–]Andy_Feltersnatch 1 point2 points ago

          Put da team on his face doh

          [–]rouge321 0 points1 point ago

          Kid will be a killer wingman in the pubs when he's older.... Dedication!

          [–]CMUpewpewpew 0 points1 point ago

          I used to play soccer for 15+ years and captained the HS varsity team....but now only my GF gets the advice I used to give my fellow defense-men.

          Sometimes.....you're just going to have to take balls to the face. It's in the job description.

          [–]k1ngmad 1 point2 points ago

          That was AWESOME!

          [–]CajunTurkey 0 points1 point ago

          He's definitely using his head.

          [–]Ilillando22 0 points1 point ago

          MVP

          [–]NeddieSeagoon 1 point2 points ago

          Pfft. A real soccer player would have rolled around on the ground whimpering for ten minutes after the first impact.

          [–]Tawaxyon 0 points1 point ago

          Omg this is me!

          [–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

          YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

          [–]UnwittyHoratioCaine 0 points1 point ago

          I guess you could say... he saved twice with his face.

          [–]Painkiller3666 0 points1 point ago

          Miss Frizzles class: Carlos!

          [–]AdityaK96 0 points1 point ago

          That boy is a champion

          [–]The1andonlyZack 0 points1 point ago

          Kids dedicated for sure. Fan favorite.

          [–]CarpeDiem96 1 point2 points ago

          If only announcers were at kids games...

          john-Amazing Rooney taking the ball up the left side pressing hard towards walsher, A kick! walsher putting the body infront of that sho- Another KICK BY ROONEY! AND OMG unbelievable!

          tom-Do you Believe in fairy tales john?

          john-I do now tom. Walsher putting that body infront of that ball keeping the bears shots on goal 9-5 in favor of the coyotes. Ball is knocked out.

          tom-Walsher is a great all around player and the reason why his team is leading in the tournament.

          john-Yes Tom overall 1st round draft pick in KJL and today he has shown why he is the player to have right now with 4 blocked shots 1 goal and 1 assist in this game. And overall since the tournament has begun 4 goals 8 shots blocked and 3 assists.

          tom-I agree john. Walsher is the best thing to happen to the league since KJL star Jeremy Pomp. The way the bears are playing they are never going to be able to get past Walsher and score without stepping it up and creating an offensive opening.

          john-That's right they have to learn to pass the ball and keep walsher out side of the play. But he is just too fast and too unflinching. His unwavering courage infront of that ball has earned him 22 blocked shots in the regular season.

          tom-Yes john. Walsher has also led the regular season with 15 goals beating Rooney by 2 goals.

          john-And today Walsher has kept Rooney from tying up in goals. Walsher in 1st with 4 goals and rooney in second place with 3.

          tom-How must Rooney be feeling after having not 1 but 2! shots blocked by his only competition in the league. John-Probably not great tom. You can clearly see that on the second shot Rooney put everything he had into that shot causing him to fall down afterwards.

          tom- Thats right he did. One more goal and they would have tied up not only for the team but for the overall most goals by a player this year. john its unbelievable how persistent walsher is against that ball.

          John- You think Harrison will buy walsher dinner tonight?

          Tom- I sure would john. Rooney's kicks are the most accurate and well controlled next to walsher. If walsher had'nt of put that body up it wouldv'e hit the back of that net. His angled shots are unstoppable.

          john- And the only reason he hasn't scored more? walsher blocking rooneys shots the entire season Walsher having blocked 15 of the 28 shots rooney has put up against the coyotes.

          tom- Rooney is pouring everything into this match but will it be enough to lead the bears to victory or is it a little too late for the bears to make a comeback. We will be back after this commercial break Coyotes lead 3-2.

          [–]Painkiller3666 0 points1 point ago

          I guess we know that young boy's sexual orientation has become apparent.

          [–]Draggedaround 0 points1 point ago

          He's GOOD!

          [–]jkonine 0 points1 point ago

          He put da team on his back doe

          [–]HyperDave 1 point2 points ago

          It truly is the beautiful game.

          [–]snarfy 1 point2 points ago

          I get knocked down, but I get up again...

          [–]ScarletSalvator 0 points1 point ago

          That kid

          [–]EragonJ 0 points1 point ago

          Is that dodge ball ?

          [–]Immynimmy 0 points1 point ago

          Got right back up like a champ. Good for him.

          [–]whenHigh 0 points1 point ago

          Kid gets hit by a ball twice

          FTFY

          [–]theConVick 0 points1 point ago

          First time I almost burst out laughing in class.

          [–]PoochDoobie 1 point2 points ago

          Much tougher than 100% of professional players.

          [–]Ricky_from_Sunnyvale 1 point2 points ago

          If that were is Europe, he would have stayed down after the first one to get a whistle and prevent the second scoring opportunity! One place where (North) America gets it right.

          [–]Missionfortruth 0 points1 point ago

          A true defender.

          [–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

          Defensive player of the year right there.

          [–]Dirtydiscodeeds 0 points1 point ago

          As a goalie, i love that kid

          [–]PeanutNore 0 points1 point ago

          Goddamn that kid plays good D. That's some serious dedication to the cause.

          [–]freemasontakeacid 0 points1 point ago

          he did got up for a 3rd one! if i was a soccer trainer i would want to have that kid on my defense for sure

          [–]HeronSun 0 points1 point ago

          How I feel in every respawn-enabled server in CS:S....

          [–]cespes 0 points1 point ago

          Clearly he's not in proffessional soccer yet, or he would have collapsed in agony after the first hit

          [–]ShrubBuddy45 0 points1 point ago

          Talk about team dedication.

          [–]Nomedboy 0 points1 point ago

          Boss.

          [–]Dragonkibble200 0 points1 point ago

          This kid needs a fucking medal

          [–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

          sauce?

          [–]Wishta 1 point2 points ago

          This actually happened to me before in one match. First got hit in the face and my nose started to bleed. So i Had to get off the field. As soon as I got back in, I got hit in the balls. Bad day. I think we lost, too...

          [–]Youcanbeasuperhero2 1 point2 points ago

          That kid is a fucking ANIMAL, A SAVAGE WILD ANIMAL AFTER THE BALL. HE KNOWS NO STOP, ONLY GO.

          [–]zonkedforlife 1 point2 points ago

          Obviously a double concussion

          [–]acid_free 0 points1 point ago

          This kid is truly an hero.

          [–]bryan_sensei 0 points1 point ago

          Defense wins championships.

          [–]tedstyle 0 points1 point ago

          I don't think either of those face blocks were intentional...

          [–]MileHighBarfly 1 point2 points ago

          Hilarious! And I haven't seen this on /r/funny in like 4 days.

          [–]tristramcandy 0 points1 point ago

          Hahaha this happened to me when I played soccer. I got hit in the stomach with the ball and doubled over. The ball rolled back to the girl who had kicked it after it hit me in the stomach, and as soon as I stood up she kicked it again. Once again, of course, it hit me right in the stomach.

          [–]Vew 0 points1 point ago

          Ha, I had a similar experience but I was on the other side. I was a forward and their team was trying to kick it out of bounds. Nailed me right in the stomach and got the wind knocked out of me. As I was trying to limp off the field another player tried kicking it out again only to hit me in the stomach again. Coach came up to me and said good job keeping the ball in play.

          [–]ryudos 0 points1 point ago

          Gah, this is like watching a third person video of my childhood.

          [–]thegamingbau5 -1 points0 points ago

          This is the third time I've seen this GIF. Please stop reposting.

          [–]McNally 1 point2 points ago

          He's like the soccer/football version of those fainting goats..

          [–]imjustgonnalurk 1 point2 points ago

          That is pretty similar to something that happened to me as a kid. Playing goalie, other team had a penalty shot. I blocked it...with my crotch. No cup that day, of course (last time that ever happened, let me tell you). I doubled over, but at least blocked the shot. Then I stood up, still in extreme pain, and blocked the rebound shot...with my face.

          [–]IDynasoar 0 points1 point ago

          haha that reminds of one time when i was a kid. I was playing in a soccer game and i kicked the ball straight into this kids nuts on accident. The ball then happened to roll back to me so i kicked it again and it hit another kid in his nuts. Then it rolled back to me again and i scored. Right when i scored the ref came up to me saying that i had just made his week.

          [–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

          Defender HAS REMOVED the danger!

          [–]Grayraven87 -1 points0 points ago

          even though i've seen this re-posted a million times (over-statement yes i know) I still laugh every damn time.

          [–]TheEmeraldKnight 0 points1 point ago

          this literally made me laugh out loud. a lot.

          [–]bonedead 0 points1 point ago

          I think I may have been the kicker

          [–]AyoTech -1 points0 points ago

          You have got to be fucking kidding me. This gif has made like 1000000 karma on this site

          [–]mphatik 0 points1 point ago

          John Terry at a young age?

          [–]ilikethegams 1 point2 points ago

          I used to play keeper, the in back to back games I was concussed by a kick to the face, then I tore my mainiscus when someone kick my leg as I was diving. So now I just watch, if only my defenders were this hardcore.

          [–]Tasrgunzapzap 0 points1 point ago

          This exact thing happened to me in the same spot on the field as a kid and we had white jerseys, i thought it might have been me at first.

          [–]RonYarTtam 0 points1 point ago

          That kid does what most grown men can't seem to do as a pro...GET BACK UP.

          [–]writ24 0 points1 point ago

          That kid is playing the game of my life.

          [–]akr8683 0 points1 point ago

          someone get that kid some god damn ice cream!

          [–]D00mFighteR 0 points1 point ago

          So we have finally found an IRL bad luck brian huh?

          [–]Jazmin97 0 points1 point ago

          'And down goes Freddie. And up gets Freddie. And oh... down goes Freddie again'

          [–]Zoidberg145 0 points1 point ago

          What a stud!

          [–]Zrze 0 points1 point ago

          He knows how to use his head

          [–]Darkersun 0 points1 point ago

          In the face!

          [–]wojovox 0 points1 point ago

          He's really using his head; smart kid.

          [–]what_a_pickle 0 points1 point ago

          I was a goalkeeper. This was a standard match for me.

          [–]thr33pwood 0 points1 point ago

          This belongs here

          [–]Mainman16 0 points1 point ago

          The Bad Luck Brian Chronicles.

          [–]Benox1025 0 points1 point ago

          Just lettin everyone know im not a scumbag, i just didnt upvote because it was 1337(leet) amount of upvotes when i could

          [–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

          I've done that. It hit the kid in the stomach both times.

          [–]soulknight56 0 points1 point ago

          What the hell does it mean? It's a kid in a shuttering gif, kicking a ball.

          [–]remlu 0 points1 point ago

          and gets back up, still in the game like a boss!

          [–]connerlillypad 0 points1 point ago

          And we have to take an unmarked repost for the team?

          [–]nothisispatrickeu -2 points-1 points ago

          that must have been before he learned that soccer consists of only 2 things.
          1. crying
          2. rolling on the ground.

          [–]alexLAD 3 points4 points ago

          Fuck up you flog.

          [–]TerraAustralis 0 points1 point ago

          3 . Earning lots of money

          4 . Playing the most popular sport in the world

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