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[–]MusicMagi 6 points7 points ago

Ed Helms?

[–]cubbi3blu3 2 points3 points ago

My thoughts exactly

[–]Tauz_g 6 points7 points ago

This has literally never happened to me.

[–]charleyface 3 points4 points ago

Shit, I can't even find it at my own house.

[–]Loose_Lipped_Control 0 points1 point ago

It's always in the last place you'd check, but the first place you'd expect.

[–]kalleguld 1 point2 points ago

You'd be pretty stupid if it wasn't in the last place you checked.

[–]matwill 2 points3 points ago

You've never kept looking for the backup silverware drawer?

[–]gfish93 2 points3 points ago

It's usually the widest top drawer closest (but not directly under) the sink.

[–]sachegrande 0 points1 point ago

Shitty title, repost x1000.

[–]GrandpaLou -5 points-4 points ago

Now... do I upvote your comment or let this post be downvoted to oblivion? decisions, decisions.

[–]Pony_Stanza 0 points1 point ago

It should ALWAYS be the drawer to the immediate right of the stove. (unless they're left handed)

Source:

Decades of cooking.

[–]ArsonParty 1 point2 points ago

I've broken your rule in every place I've ever lived. :/

[–]GummyDeath 0 points1 point ago

That's because the rule is incorrect. It depends on the placement of the stove and sink.

[–]jrod31089 0 points1 point ago

in an italian household, its the closest drawer to thew microwave. checked in all of my italian aunts house, and my italian friends houses.

[–]jrod31089 1 point2 points ago

a few years ago, we had a microwave that sat next to the fridge and the silverware was directly below it. we replaced it with an over the range unit. the next day my mother was compelled to move all the silverware to the drawer next to the oven...

[–]sellyourselfshort 0 points1 point ago

My friend once decided to make breakfast at my house while we were all on exstacy. After dissapearing in the kitchen for 20 minutes I decided to see what he was doing. I found him curled in a ball crying because he couldn't find anything in the dozens of drawers and cabinets I have.

[–]Invad3r 0 points1 point ago

That gif is hilarious. How much did he win?

[–]mylifeforshire 1 point2 points ago

[–]HollaJames 0 points1 point ago

1) is that andy from the office? 2) stay out of my drawers.

[–]ukp42 0 points1 point ago

My cutlery drawer is in the bathroom. Make those bitches work for a spoon!

[–]ZephyrBiscuit 1 point2 points ago

r/reactiongifs

Because they also haven't seen this enough times

[–]kingoftherastas 0 points1 point ago

top drawer. every time.

[–]accordion 0 points1 point ago

I find it the first time, every time.

My hands are made of magnets

[–]mitotajc -1 points0 points ago

In my experience, sometimes you can find it on the first try, and other times you can't. It's crazy!

[–]GummyDeath -1 points0 points ago

This is not because you are awesome. This is because your friend's kitchen is organized well.

Source: I am a female with a well organized kitchen

[–]Crrack 0 points1 point ago

In Australia most kitchens will have 3 or 4 smaller drawers grouped together vertically. 99 times out of 100, the cutlery/silverware drawer will be the top one.

Example

[–]teaselway 0 points1 point ago

Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?

[–]Commander_Cupcake 1 point2 points ago

I can only imagine what that's like. I swear to god my friends keep their silverware in Narnia.