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[–]Got_Deik 26 points27 points ago

Why did I actually expect to see submarines?

[–]aptquip 24 points25 points ago

[–]2LabsGuy 6 points7 points ago

One...ping...only...

[–]jammycow 1 point2 points ago

ooh you speak russian!

[–]eak125 13 points14 points ago

It's not even a real picture. It's a shitty Bryce render... ಠ_ಠ

[–]subsetr 0 points1 point ago

AHA! CTRL+F Bryce. Haven't thought about that program for years, but immediately recognized the render.

[–]ISOFM 0 points1 point ago

I use to use Bryce 7 a bunch.

[–]boomer98 38 points39 points ago

This has been posted so many times that it's not funny. So, yeah... It's not funny... It's a repost.

[–]thee_artful_dodger 1 point2 points ago

Even if this is exhausted on redit, Im sure you can still post it on facebook and you'd be the king for a day.

[–]CamCamJenkins 11 points12 points ago

Well, this is my first time seeing it. Not everyone has exhausted reddit such as you have, guy.

[–]Veritas0Aequitas 43 points44 points ago

This is the first time I've seen it and it's still not funny.

[–]aaronrobot 5 points6 points ago

My sentiments exactly

[–]honeydee 9 points10 points ago

Most of Reddit HAS exhausted Reddit, though...

[–]Notees 2 points3 points ago

537 upvotes beg to differ.

[–]anothergaijin 2 points3 points ago

And you begin to understand what is wrong with Reddit...

[–]Notees 2 points3 points ago

"I don't like it, therefore there must be something inherently wrong with it."

[–]fack9gag 1 point2 points ago

Notees, that doesn't really apply in this situation. He never said that it was never funny, he said it isn't funny after its repost. If I told you a stupid joke 20 times, would you laugh the 20th time?

[–]Notees -1 points0 points ago

I laugh EVERY time to this joke:

"What's a complement to a 30 degree angle? MY YOU'RE LOOKING ACUTE TODAY."

Besides, put it in context of real life. If someone told a joke you've heard before but 15/20 people in the room thought it was a hilarious telling, would you still have the right to be angry about having already heard it?

[–]fatmasterrex 0 points1 point ago

In other news, Bieber announced greatest musician of all time, Call of Duty best FPS of all time, and Jersey Shore greatest TV show of all time. When critics voiced their opinion they were quickly shot down by "The majority is always right."

[–]Notees -1 points0 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]LpShyGuy 1 point2 points ago

Actually i think it was a submarine race, not battle at first. Just saying.

[–]xxl3ww 2 points3 points ago

Why does this show up on reddit once a week?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Congratulations for being on the vanguard of reposting

[–]pronking999 2 points3 points ago

I may be wrong in saying this but I am 90% sure that submarines leave behind faint ripples on the water which actually announce the fact that they are there, at least in shallower water. Engineers actually had to develop a more hydrodynamic shape as well as a new surface material for ultramodern stealth submarines that lessen the size of these telltale wakes. Oh and damn these re-posts.

TL;DR as obvious as this is, this is most likely just a picture of the ocean

EDIT: Those faint ripples are known as a kelvin wake and are usually in a V shape behind the craft. This wake is generated by submarines at most reasonable depths while another effect, the bernoulli hump is only prevalent down until about 1000ft. Below the surface. Also i was wrong in saying hydrodynamic shape as I am not even sure that is a real thing. The new subs actually use fluid cloaking which speed up or slow down the water around the sub to effectively negate the submarines mass moving through the water.

[–]the_lamentors_three 5 points6 points ago

additionally, torpedoes greatly disturb the water upon detonating and would the after effects would be visible from the surface.

[–]COFORT7 2 points3 points ago

[–]taco_bob 1 point2 points ago

fucking original.

[–]Danielcdo 0 points1 point ago

[–]tehdang -1 points0 points ago

This may be a pic of a submarine battle, but it's definitely not 'Awesome'.

[–]Shallnazar 0 points1 point ago

Awesome photo of a repost*

[–]ElPhezo 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is like saying "awesome picture of a sword fight" and then taking a picture of a wall.

[–]apsharnhorst 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha

[–]Yoshisune 0 points1 point ago

One reason why you should read the title first.

[–]cheifly 0 points1 point ago

I don't see what you did there.

[–]KincSoup -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to, seriously, my biggest phobia.

[–]awsm_me123 0 points1 point ago

damn it.... i wanted submarines.... but that was....pretty funny

[–]AustinKozlowski -1 points0 points ago

I lol'd

[–]cursedgoat -1 points0 points ago

Idk what i expected :(

[–]xionnova 0 points1 point ago

I suspect that this isn't actually a photo at all, but a render done in Terragen.

[–]Elemmakil 0 points1 point ago

Actually it's Bryce, but same thing.

[–]foodnaptime 0 points1 point ago

Interesting history lesson for you...

"This action is the first and so far only incident of its kind in history where one submarine has intentionally sunk another submarine while both were fully submerged."

[–]Sunshine_Adonis 0 points1 point ago

Dawwwwwwh, you got me :(

[–]robboywonder 0 points1 point ago

i thought this was a magic eye. wasted about 45 seconds.

[–]UncleDrunkle 0 points1 point ago

No! This same idea has been posted over and over and fucking over again. Its dumb. You should post an underwater pic and say there is an amazing bear fight while youre at it!

[–]Elemmakil 1 point2 points ago

It's not a photo, it's a picture generated the Bryce, a raytracing program.

[–]idontknowjoe 1 point2 points ago

Did we win?

[–]Blargame 1 point2 points ago

As I clicked on it was thinking to myself," wait, there haven't been almost any submarine engagements." have an up vote

[–]Sfinocc 0 points1 point ago

just once, i want to actually see a submarine battle in one of these. i click every time hoping, that person will get the only upvote i will ever give one of these posts.

[–]Demonic_Pitster 1 point2 points ago

Repost T_T

[–]puravida1024 1 point2 points ago

Dreamscape

[–]jonnyohio 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like the submarine races I went to last week.

[–]therantwork 1 point2 points ago

You are clearly fucking clueless. This is a rendering of the famous time-travelling water ninja battle of 1763. Almost 47.000 ninjas died that morning and that's only counting the winning side!

[–]Captain_Sarcasm_ 1 point2 points ago

This is very exciting...

[–]paremiamoutza 1 point2 points ago

Not as good as the ninja parade

[–]Snowpenguin 1 point2 points ago

MY MIND CAN'T HANDLE SUCH AWESOMNESS

[–]kpearl 1 point2 points ago

gayyy

[–]GreenEggsAndHamX 2 points3 points ago

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST

[–]fanaticflyer 0 points1 point ago

Seconded. Reddit is being invaded my 12 year olds on summer break.

[–]ad637 1 point2 points ago

I am ashamed to admit that I expected to see submarines.

[–]djames10 0 points1 point ago

OH! I see what you did there...

[–]ZippyKitty 4 points5 points ago

OH! I sea what he did there

[–]BucketBot420 3 points4 points ago

He was a little under the radar...

[–]ZippyKitty 2 points3 points ago

He still managed to wave at me

[–]MythicalEthical 2 points3 points ago

perhaps you can be more Pacific.

[–]ZippyKitty -1 points0 points ago

Sorry the Indian is in my way

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

You have to cross the Indian ocean to get to The Pacific ocean sometimes man

[–]ShinyBaubles 0 points1 point ago

You sir, are a clever douche. Enjoy your good-karma vote.

[–]sellyourselfshort 0 points1 point ago

When I look at this picture I hear epic music in my head.

[–]dml03045 -4 points-3 points ago

NSFW Please...Goddamned photo of a Dolphin orgy.

[–]stupib2 -1 points0 points ago

I wonder if theres ever been an inter-special Dolphin/Orca orgy

[–]supersharp -3 points-2 points ago

Submarine racing, is fun to watch.