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[–]mindbleach 155 points156 points ago

Uh, didn't Hitler kill 10 million civilians? 6 million is just the Jews.

[–]Br0ski 127 points128 points ago

Good point. The Hitler scale needs to be adjusted.

[–]mindbleach 87 points88 points ago

It was nice of him to work in round numbers.

[–]NewCommenter 44 points45 points ago

Gut guy hitler

[–]Semmeli 2 points3 points ago

Netter Kerl Hitler

[–]EkezEtomer -1 points0 points ago

Güt*

[–]gjallerhorn 42 points43 points ago

ugh.. inflation even affects Hitler now?

[–]Jaquestrap 51 points52 points ago

Actually it was more like 11 million, closer to 12.

[–]UsernameUser 13 points14 points ago

So 11? Or 12?

[–]krugmik 33 points34 points ago

10 is so much easier to use, plus SI is a base 10 unit system and hitler wasn't really that bad of a guy when you look at people like Joseph and Mao. Let's just make it 10 million.

[–]Atersed 94 points95 points ago

"hitler wasn't really that bad of a guy" - krugmik

[–]krugmik 23 points24 points ago

Hey! You changed my emphasis! That's like a misquote or something

[–]mrducky78 0 points1 point ago

*quote mine.

[–]Donkey-boner 1 point2 points ago

Tagged him

[–]Sneak4000 -3 points-2 points ago

"hitler wasn't really that bad of a guy" - krugmik

FTFY, You stupid fucker.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 15 points16 points ago

Who cares about that other 1 or 2 million anyway? That's only like 1 or 2 decihitlers.

[–]RetroViruses 9 points10 points ago

Alright, this may seem random, but did you used to play TF2 Xbox 360? If yes, this is The3Apocalypses. If no, carry on.

[–]krugmik 7 points8 points ago

Hell yeah, that's me. I sent you a PM

[–]Sneak4000 0 points1 point ago

Now kiss!

[–]Jaquestrap 3 points4 points ago

There is no exact estimate as to how many people he killed. The estimates that most people deem "accurate" range between 11 and 12 million people, with a lot of modern historians kind of leaning towards 12.

[–]xenoph2 1 point2 points ago

I give you 11.5 for it.

[–]axissilverhand 12 points13 points ago

Came here to say this -- unless we're going to have Imperial and Metric Hitlers for each measurement system...

[–]mindbleach 9 points10 points ago

I think metric units are always lowercase, so it'd be Hitlers and hitlers - like dry and wet cups. Only with genocide.

[–]Sju 6 points7 points ago

NOPENOPENOPE. Watts, Coulombs, Amps, Farads, Henrys, Newtons, etc. are all metric units. They're always uppercase if it's someone's last name.

Edit: Just kidding. The words (watts) are lowercase, the symbols (W) are uppercase.

[–]mindbleach 3 points4 points ago

The symbols for name-derived units are uppercase, but the units themselves are lowercase. E.g., watts (W), henries (H), newtons (N), pascals (Pa). Degrees Celsius are the lone exception because the unit is "degrees."

[–]staaan1 -1 points0 points ago

Or Mega. But I hope that was someone's last name.

[–]xxajt1 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking, although I think it was closer to 12 million

[–]arcainic 39 points40 points ago

No 6 million, they weren't counting the Jews to begin with.

[–]thecityboy 2 points3 points ago

But only the Jews remind us about it, so we don't care about the rest.

[–]roterghost 2 points3 points ago

Cus who gives a fuck what Gypsies are whining about.

"We were killed in the Holocaust too. You looked me in the eye, so you owe me money now! I've pickpocketed your wallet and will stab you if you demand it back. brb, gonna kidnap that toddler and smear shit on his face so he passes as Gypsy spawn. I shit in your flowerbed and stole your mailbox; serves you right for not having it nailed to the fucking ground. You don't mind if my kid begs you for money I just stole from you and then bites you if you ignore him, right? No? Okay, I"ll just stand in a nice public area and wail hysterically until people pay me enough to stop."

If Hitler had only gassed the fucking Gypsies, all of Europe would have championed him as a hero. It's the one species all human beings can hate together.

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it like 30 million if you count all deaths, including the ones in war?

[–]mindbleach 0 points1 point ago

Possibly more, but he's not considered directly responsible for all of them.

[–]ElCidVargas 157 points158 points ago

Mao Zedong?

[–]Auriee 133 points134 points ago

Came here to say this. Estimates are at ~65 million dead if you include all the people that died from famine and sickness due to Mao's policies. So, that would bring him in at ~10.83 Hitlers.

[–]kona_kona 26 points27 points ago

for whatever reason, the chinese mass murderers are less memorable. i suspect it's because there are so many chinese people. 65 million almost seems like china clipping its toenails.

[–]ipeeoncats 51 points52 points ago

You can't swing a cat in China without killing 400 people.

[–]XxSPiEkYxX 8 points9 points ago

"Cat-Swinging Killer" here, I can confirm this.

[–]norieeega 0 points1 point ago

Please, no rule 34 on this.

[–]City_Sushi 1 point2 points ago

No exceptions.

[–]thecityboy 1 point2 points ago

What is a cat doing in China? Mao!

[–]grreg 4 points5 points ago

Swinging.

[–]jayseesee85 -1 points0 points ago

Being digested.

[–]cumfarts 14 points15 points ago

Hitler only killed 6 million Jews. If you count gypsies, retards, homosexuals, etc, it brings the total up to about 12 million. And on top of that, he started a war that killed 70 million

[–]gsabram 59 points60 points ago

Nobody counts gypsies, retards, or homosexuals, you idiot gypsy faggot.

[–]dyszka4u 4 points5 points ago

Hitler only killed 6 million Jews. If you count gypsies, retards, homosexuals, etc

Yea, you missed a few nationalities.

[–]Iysif -3 points-2 points ago

retards

homosexuals

nope.

[–]who_is_jennifer 0 points1 point ago

Poles?

[–]desu_desu -1 points0 points ago

If you count gypsies, retards, homosexuals, etc,

The world needs another Hitler to deal with /b/.

[–]Blurtex33 118 points119 points ago

Western scholars have estimated that between 16.4 million and 29.5 million people died in the Great Leap Forward. It is a common argument that this was due to executions ordered by Mao and the Chinese Communist Party. People who know a little more about the history of China know about the famine, natural disasters and starvation during this period. However, they often attribute these starvation deaths to malicious programs and mismanagement of industrialization and distribution of goods.

The first problem with these myths is that they are based on inaccurate statistics. Such high mortality figures are based on comparing projected population size with actual population size. This method assumes constant population growth, which is far from reality during tumultuous periods in history such as a revolution. The statistics are also based on figures supplied by the bourgeoisie and revisionists, which were enemies of the Great Leap.

In reality, the deaths attributed to the Great Leap (1958-60) are mostly due to starvation, particularly from the Great Leap's aftermath (1960-1), not executions. Flooding and drought seriously affected over half of China's land in that famine. The Soviet Union withdrew its industrial aid in 1960 causing a virtual halt in most of China's industry. The Soviet Union had agreed to provide about 300 modern industrial plants but only 154 were completed by 1960. Thousands of Soviet technicians who were in China to assist with industrial development left within the period of a month, taking with them their blue-prints and stopping supply shipments.

Mao did claim government responsibility for 800,000 executions between 1949 and 1954. These were popularly sanctioned executions done in people's trials against the most hated landlords and pro-Japanese (pro-imperialist) elements who had terrorized the masses during World War II and its aftermath.

Neither Mao, nor the Chinese Communist Party claimed that the Great Leap Forward had been without mistakes. Self-criticism is an important part of Maoism, and Mao himself wrote self-criticisms on some practices of the Great Leap. Unlike the Soviets, the Chinese admitted when the goals they had set for themselves had been too high, and were unreasonable.

With a quarter of the world's children, if China hadn't been liberated by Mao and the Chinese Communist Party, that situation would be much worse today. As it was, 22 million Chinese died of starvation during World War II, thanks to Japanese imperialism and the U.S.-backed regime.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 26 points27 points ago

800,000 trials and executions in 5 years, huh? That's 438.35 trials and executions per day.

That's some damn fast bureaucracy.

[–]youareacompletemoron 12 points13 points ago

its Ok though, they were pro imperialists

[–]jethreezy 1 point2 points ago

that's one good (or bad) thing about a dictatorship, you don't need to wait for bills to pass or grease the politicians in the process; if they oppose, then they will probably just become a part of that trial statistic.

[–]TrolltasticLogic 198 points199 points ago

Jesus, Marie! It's /r/4chan, just call him a retarded faggot and move on.

[–]The_Derpening 94 points95 points ago

Shut up, you retarded faggot.

[–]AmericanGoyBlog 15 points16 points ago

Ye, but it's also reddit.

So proud, I have a tear in my eye...

The fuck you looking at there, faggot?

[–]cold_shot_27 7 points8 points ago

In the spirit of Mao, let us open ourselves to criticism... we are all fags. (Op's catching)

[–]jifwu 21 points22 points ago

That is waaay to much text for a comment in /r/4chan

[–]xenoph2 13 points14 points ago

But I loved reading it, you faggot.

[–]mrducky78 -5 points-4 points ago

/r/DepthHub would be better for you.

[–]servohahn 13 points14 points ago

Copypasta from a righteous faggitude of sauces. TIL google lol. No credit given for blagspam fuckspiggery.

[–]Catnip123 8 points9 points ago

I find your attitude lacking, good sir. This guy took maybe one minute to copypaste a short text and created some major rage and butthurt in here. It's been really a long time since I have seen such an exquisite troll.. his hands are steady...his form...perfect. And so the boy, given up for dead... returns to his people, to sacred 4chan, a king! A god amongst trolls!

[–]Cabooseman 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say this. Thought it was some faggot, but actually was very subtle troll

[–]ishavargo 3 points4 points ago

god bless the person who gives the tl;dr on this.

[–]fatmalcontent 26 points27 points ago

TL:DR - Mao starved 15-30 million people, but it's still America's fault.

[–]Sookye 5 points6 points ago

Let me quote Rudy Rummel, professor emeritus of political science and author of 24 scholarly books on war and democide (murder by government):

"From the biography of Mao, which I trust (for those who might question it, look at the hundreds of interviews Chang and Halliday conducted with communist cadre and former high officials, and the extensive bibliography) I can now say that yes, Mao’s policies caused the famine. He knew about it from the beginning. He didn’t care! Literally. And he tried to take more food from the people to pay for his lust for international power, but was overruled by a meeting of 7,000 top Communist Party members.

So, the famine was intentional. What was its human cost? (...) Chang and Halliday put it at 38,000,000, and given their sources, I will accept that."

[–]wutdephuq 23 points24 points ago

"if China hadn't been liberated by Mao and the Chinese Communist Party" You sound like a communist party zealot.

[–]Blurtex33 -5 points-4 points ago

That may be because by definition I am.

[–]SALTY-CHEESE 3 points4 points ago

Aaaaaaand credibility lost.

[–]thatscentaurtainment 1 point2 points ago

If you read his comments you can tell he's also a Philosophy major, so give him a break, because everyone's a Marxist in college!

[–]Blurtex33 0 points1 point ago

Well, I wouldn't say it's entirely related. I'm not making this up, even if you believe it to be false. We aren't all Maoists, and we certainly have no ties to the CPC.

[–]Bitey 59 points60 points ago

At first I thought this was a great piece of trolling, but based on this poster's wacky history I think its legit.

I guess /r/4chan upvotes garbage maoist propaganda now. Amazing we have apologists for mass murderers like Mao still (and idiotic apologetics as well, considering it justifies murders on the basis of someone owning property). This literally is a copypasta from a site called "Maoist Internationalist Movement" found here: http://www.prisoncensorship.info/archive/etext/wim/mythsofmao.html

The wiki is here, documents the lunacy that this group (by group I mean a single mentally ill person) has produced over the years: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maoist_Internationalist_Movement

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[–]bongwhacker 3 points4 points ago

Lol nip fag

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[–]Bitey 9 points10 points ago

That might be true- but as a historian I'm not going to use a maoist party/mentally ill dude's site as the literature on which to base this conclusion. Disagreement is fine- but we have really gone off the deep end when deaths shouldn't be counted because they owned property or were "imperialists" (code word in marxist-lenism for anyone they didn't like).

This is the historical equivalent of citing TIMECUBE (http://www.timecube.com/) as the end-all-be-all of physics research.

[–]candygram4mongo 1 point2 points ago

Something around a million for Stalin is the new number.

If there are people claiming a million victims of Stalin, they are far, far outside the mainstream. Either that or you're misusing the figure from Michael Ellman in this Wikipedia article, which excludes the Holodomor and other famine deaths entirely, and covers only two years. In the actual paper he says

This estimate of roughly a million is, of course, an underestimate of repression victims in 1937–38.

and also

Of these, from 1921 onwards about 3–3.5 million seem to have died from shooting, while in detention, or while being deported or in deportation.

And of course, this entire paper is itself on the low end of estimates, even accepting that only executions and Gulag victims "count". It's also pretty clear that the author has as much of an axe to grind as the "faggot Western historians" you decry (like for instance, Robert Conquest, who puts the figure for executions alone at over 1.7 million, and who incidentally was a member of the Communist Party of Great Britain, until he experienced the Stalinist takeover of Bulgaria).

[–]Zombie_Lenin 1 point2 points ago

Robert Conquest is a tool. He's as anticommunist as they get, supported by the British intelligence and responsible for the British propaganda section.

Sheila Fitzpatrick, J. Arch Getty, Geoffrey Roberts and R.W. Davies are historians that have seen the inside of a Soviet archive, and I would recommend them.

This is a good article by Getty that estimates a number of Stalinist purges based on archival evidence. (And Soviet archives are of the most thorough and complete in the world). http://home.ku.edu.tr/~mbaker/CSHS522/GettyNumbers.pdf Of course this excludes famines. The question wether the Ukrainian famine was deliberate is a heavily contested notion. I'd rather not have wild speculations dominate historical research.

[–]blackishdog 0 points1 point ago

Even if we restrict Stalin's kill-count to the Ukrainian Genocide (or Holodomor) was 2.4 to 7.5 million without adding the millions that died in Kuban as a part of the same incident and that figure is with a deficit of about 6 million for unrecorded births, so your 1mil figure is definitely wrong, and that was definitely not the only time Stalin caused massive amounts of death.

As for Mao, if we don't have access to the numbers then how do you know ours are wrong? I'm not saying we're right, but with a population of 1.5billion, a few million can disappear easily without much trouble.

[–]KimJongUno 4 points5 points ago

Because westerners always tell the truth about communists.

[–]Maslo55 24 points25 points ago

Because communists always tell the truth about communists.

[–]KimJongUno 1 point2 points ago

Because communists always lie about communists.

[–]Maslo55 -1 points0 points ago

Because westerners always lie about communists.

[–]Loopid -2 points-1 points ago

Truth truth truth

[–]Blurtex33 -1 points0 points ago

Well I am certainty not going to write at such length on /r/4chan!

[–]sprawlingmegalopolis 13 points14 points ago

So what, like, 3 hitlers then?

[–]Rass89 4 points5 points ago

Nice try Mao

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

800,000 people shot in the back of the head in 5 years, but "they had it coming," and Mao said, "Hey, we all make mistakes."

And conflating the Rape of Nanking with America's support of Chiang Kai-shek? You're delusional.

I do know this about communism: when you have the recipe for utopia, lining women and children up next to ditches and machine gunning them in the back doesn't sound like such an awful price, does it?

[–]jezmaster -1 points0 points ago

were the death figures really jsut down to predicted stats? what about the actual bodies? I always assumed the bodies/mas graves and other more direct evidence were what gave the number?

[–]Y0lo 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't go so far as to call them people.

[–]MorayWheel 1 point2 points ago

Hitler killed 11-17 million in the Holocaust meaning that Mao was only worth ~3.82353 to ~5.90909 Hitlers.

[–]DesiccatedDogDicks 0 points1 point ago

I read he offered 10,000 Chinese women to the American President at the time for him to allocate as he pleased. Never got confirmation on it, though.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he intended to kill as many people as he did. Stalin killed a fucking shit ton of people due to forced famine, execution, etc.

[–]BeefPieSoup 24 points25 points ago

Genghis Khan clocks in in the range 1.6 - 2.5 Hitlers.

[–]shmishshmorshin 18 points19 points ago

Given the time, much more impressive. Genghis Khan wins. Genghis Khan always wins.
*n to h in the last "khan"

[–]VindowsWista 4 points5 points ago

But what about he fact that Genghis Khan had so many children? About 1 in 200 men are descended from him, wouldn't that cancel it out?

[–]fall_ark 66 points67 points ago

We've been over this. Originated from reddit.

[–]DarthGoofy 12 points13 points ago

This is the day we came full circle and I hate how it feels.

[–]IronOhki 6 points7 points ago

[–]triq616 0 points1 point ago

The screenshot here was also a year ago. Which came first?

[–]fall_ark 1 point2 points ago

You can see the exact date of a reddit post on the rightmost side (search "this post was submitted on").

[–]imheretocomment 1 point2 points ago

Mouse over "1 year ago" and you get "Sat Oct 2 2010 8:18:07 UTC"

[–]Moses2112 0 points1 point ago

He actually credits Jon Rosenburg.

[–]fall_ark 1 point2 points ago

Ah, indeed he did. Still hell of an extrapolation though. Far more entertaining than a single line of "3.5 gigahitlers".

Speaking of which, kilonazi is a fine unit of measurement, too.

[–]norwegiantoker 0 points1 point ago

The earliest I've found is from 4chan from 2010.

[–]fall_ark 0 points1 point ago

And it(Nov 09 2010) was one month after the reddit post(Oct 02 2010).

[–]norwegiantoker 1 point2 points ago

Your link says "submitted 1 year ago", 2011? What am I missing?

[–]fall_ark 2 points3 points ago

What am I missing?

Either hover your mouse over the "1 year ago" or just look at the rightmost column, which has a helpful line of "this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2010" above the karma count.

It's not two years yet so it only shows "1 year ago". I agree. It's a shitty design.

[–]therealPetRock 0 points1 point ago

Who is 'we'? Reddit is too big for 'we.'

[–]AJ100WD 9 points10 points ago

I disagree with this sentiment. A Hitler only includes the amount a Jews killed in the Holocaust, while ignoring the other 5 million people sent to die in concentration camps. Thus, the Hitler is pro-Israel while ignoring other ethnicities. This is completely contrary to Hitler's anti-antisemitism. Thus, a Hitler should be worth 11x106 deaths, or perhaps only 5x106 to completely disagree with the fact that the Jewish Holocaust ever happened.

[–]Ocelot1138 5 points6 points ago

everyone only counts the jews, racists......

[–]FacebookScavenger 79 points80 points ago

Why is this not in classic4chan? I have to downgrade to windows 97 just to view the image.

[–]anon35537[S] 55 points56 points ago

TIL classic4chan exists. Sry.

[–]readsyouruserhistory/b/ 68 points69 points ago

You are still allowed to post it here. There are no rules against it. Some people just can't get the dicks out of their ass long enough to calm their hemorrhoids.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 4 points5 points ago

/r/classic4chan is the shit man

[–]FacebookScavenger 0 points1 point ago

It happens

[–]wyedg 5 points6 points ago

Ironically it would take a jew to come up with such a monetarily based perspective on such a tragic event.

[–]thebornotaku 2 points3 points ago

Got me at "picohitlers" and "tiny auschwitz"

[–]s0undwave 5 points6 points ago

So I guess if you fuck 6 million people you can say you had sex with hitler.

[–]GhostdadUC 5 points6 points ago

Only if you murdered them after.

[–]captainpiggies -1 points0 points ago

nono original OP used hitlers also as unit for money so i think it's acceptable to also use hitler for a counting method for sex

[–]Grafeno 6 points7 points ago

Brilliant last line.

[–]Le_chiffre 1 point2 points ago

It's good, but http://www.givewell.com estimates that efficient charities can save a human life for about $2000 (not that "just pennies a day" bullshit you hear on TV, though). So the dollar conversion is actually much stronger; that $35 bank penalty is actually almost 3 full nanohitlers; far greater than 84 picohitlers.

[–]MorayWheel 4 points5 points ago

TIL that Hong Xiuquan is equivalent to ~3.33 Hitlers.

EDIT: I completely forgot about the gypsies, gays, and crippled. Apparently Hong was only worth between ~1.81 to ~1.17647 Hitlers

[–]youkaimoe 3 points4 points ago

Hitler is my waifu

[–]hughi94 5 points6 points ago

OP is a MHl.

[–]AmericanGoyBlog 2 points3 points ago

Stalin clocked roughly 5 hitlers... well, when you put it that way it opens people's eyes.

But his victims don't count as much, apparently.

[–]OldPete 0 points1 point ago

When I'm at work, I don't sign into Reddit, so I'm constantly trying to upvote things, only to be denied. I finally had to sign in to upvote this because the tone was fun.

[–]BirdMav 2 points3 points ago

Are we completely forgetting Genghis Khan here???

[–]Thermodynamicist 2 points3 points ago

TIL that 4chan is also full of reposts.

Also, the last time this came up, I did some sums, and concluded that 1 International Hitler = -5·1012 USD(2010)

[–]laser2000 2 points3 points ago

[–]Icharus 2 points3 points ago

oh god damn it why does this kind of look familiar

[–]purplemonkey218 1 point2 points ago

In reference only to the death of jews though. 12 million were killed including gypsies, homosexuals, etc.

[–]shutdownMPLS 1 point2 points ago

who calls a million dollars one megadollar?

[–]NonSyncromesh 2 points3 points ago

I like it, we should use SI prefixes more often.

We already use centidollars, why not mega dollars?

[–]Eucheria 0 points1 point ago

That's copypasta from another board.

[–]kipchak 0 points1 point ago

I like how the picture is adolf_hitler_02.jpg. It makes you wonder how many pictures of Adolf Hitler he had, at least 10.

[–]zeefomiv 0 points1 point ago

Genghis Khan?

[–]Sneak4000 1 point2 points ago

So how many hitlers is in an orgasm?

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Adm_Chookington 1 point2 points ago

And this post can be used as an SI unit for summer.

[–]iNOTgoodATcomp/q/ -5 points-4 points ago

1/7/11

[–]dsi1 8 points9 points ago

Fuck at least it's from this decade.

[–]Roddy0608 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm sick of people defining killing this way. Simply giving the order to kill is not actually killing. If you hire an assassin, the assassin does the killing, not you.