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[–]reposedhysteria 19 points20 points ago

You'll probably never see each other.

[–]sm197 5 points6 points ago

...where would one go about getting a Reddit bumper sticker?

[–]jag620 1 point2 points ago

[–]sm197 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, my good sir or ma'am

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Well, funny you should ask. There is a word of a fellow who has a neighbor who has a reddit bumper sticker. Very like the one you seek. The best thing to do would be to ask that guy to ask his neighbor!

It's crazy how things work out.

[–]Irinicmar 11 points12 points ago

[–]FuckingBand 7 points8 points ago

Think of all the activities OP can do with their new neighbor! So many activities.

[–]psychobilly1 4 points5 points ago

Is it sad that I knew what gif that was before I clicked on it?

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 6 points7 points ago

It would be sadder if you didn't.

[–]fogburner 4 points5 points ago

I have not seen that gif and laughed. A lot.

[–]VortixTM 2 points3 points ago

Buy a Jolly Rancher sticker and put it in his car next to the reddit one.

[–]I-am-Super-Serial 2 points3 points ago

Nobody's ever allowed to say "Jolly Ranchers" on reddit. Ever. There should be a rule or something.

[–]cody_p24 2 points3 points ago

Where's the original video? I can't find it on youtube.

[–]Lewis614 4 points5 points ago

[–]Mauzie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god, thank you. I didn't know what this was from. My daughter is about that age right now and dances like that. That's awesome. :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever read the comments!?! Be afraid!

[–]swimbikerun1980 0 points1 point ago

What kind of car would have a reddit sticker on it?

[–]thereeldeal 1 point2 points ago

My car has reddit stickers on it, and i just got a new neighbor. Asian guy that never comes out of your apt is that you. But seriously is it?

[–]Mauzie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Mine does too. But no, I'm a white chick!

[–]thereeldeal 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOO:(

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

Where'd you move to? My car has one too lol

[–]Mauzie[S] 0 points1 point ago

San Antonio, Texas

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

Damn lol I got excited there for a second lol

[–]fack9gag 0 points1 point ago

A white chick huh? Where abouts do you live? My neighbor, uh, has reddit stickers on their car.

[–]MagicalUnicornPants 1 point2 points ago

"Oh sweet, another person I can awkwardly ignore."

[–]BulletproofTrex 0 points1 point ago

I once saw a Reddit bumper sticker. They took about eight minutes to order at a fucking Wendy's drive-thru. What the fuck was the big decision? hmmmmm chicken or beef, chicken or beef. Holy shit, i know it's a fucking conundrum.

[–]CheezyMcWang 0 points1 point ago

Read it as "cat." Link still worked.

[–]seydar 0 points1 point ago

nowkiss.jpg

[–]CustomerSentarai 0 points1 point ago

isn't reddit super popular?

[–]caroajones1 2 points3 points ago

Still my favourite gif of all time

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt -3 points-2 points ago

So you're neighbor thinks reddit is some exclusive community, too. Congrats, you found an idiot.

[–]Mauzie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I would be equally excited if they had a sticker with my favorite band's name on it. It's not about reddit being an 'exclusive community,' it's about having similar interests with a total stranger. By the way, you're grammar sucks.

[–]YesYouIdiot -5 points-4 points ago

Shut the fuck up you moron.

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

Also: mynigga.jpg

[–]fack9gag 0 points1 point ago

First off, it would be mahnigga.jpg

Second, tootkixbutt posted the actual photo an hour before you posted that comment.

[–]lisabadcat -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah, great. My neighbor and I both use Google. -_-

[–]ReneMathis -1 points0 points ago

I love the CuDi baby

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[–]furywarrior 3 points4 points ago

oh no, a reaction gif was posted more than once on the internet?!