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[–]Thefattyd 22 points23 points ago

After reading r/nosleep all day I dropped my phone and screamed at this.

[–]hihitasi 4 points5 points ago

oh god... i know that feel

[–]T3h_Unkn0wn 15 points16 points ago

7/10 would still bang

[–]Ozzymandias 64 points65 points ago

Haven't seen this gif in like 2 days, nice.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Kind of glad that's how this gif ended up... Things could've gotten real illegal real fast.

[–]citadelspace 0 points1 point ago

She could just be massaging her shoulder, but those damn clothes keep getting in the way!

[–]sirfeckoff 8 points9 points ago

Fapped twice.. Once unexpectedly and the other,well expectedly!

[–]Who_flung_poo69 5 points6 points ago

I tried, but when that face came up, i nearly ripped my dick off.

[–]Bearshoes5 1 point2 points ago

well that esc... fuck it

[–]yungkrizzleshawty 4 points5 points ago

Why is she missing two bottom teeth?

[–]Peaslepuff 18 points19 points ago

They probably fell out at some point.

[–]2_da_resQ 7 points8 points ago

Really?

[–]chatroulettevag 18 points19 points ago

That, or the tooth fairy is alpha as fuck.

[–]Peaslepuff 0 points1 point ago

I'm not some kind of fancy tooth expert; that's just my guess.

[–]blackhawk465 6 points7 points ago

[–]Roaming_alistar 1 point2 points ago

LOL look at the less similar images

[–]SchmizzyDhizzy 1 point2 points ago

She looks uncannily like my ex-fiancee who would do something similar to me in bed.

[–]kengro 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this one of the two twins or something that had perfected their "ugly face"?

[–]FuTRoN 0 points1 point ago

i fucking love this gif

[–]rockboy3000 0 points1 point ago

I can't handle the fact she licks her lips like that... looks like an alien

[–]Beans_And_Franks 0 points1 point ago

Directed by M. night shamalamadingdong?

[–]sn0ritz 0 points1 point ago

ERMAGERD SERPRERS !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No matter how much I watch she doesn't take her shirt off.

[–]Mafia_Guy101 0 points1 point ago

Well,that escalated quickly.

[–]Wazoisme 1 point2 points ago

OH MY GAWD. This is so old and has been posted 1000000s of times. Stop tho stupidity

[–]RandiRoxSox 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Shockers 0 points1 point ago

This should be in r/wtf

[–]my_little_epona 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend sent this to me with the message, "Reminds me of you xxx"

I still don't know how I feel about it.

[–]dwarp 1 point2 points ago

source?

[–]Peaslepuff 0 points1 point ago

This is probably my new favorite person on the Internet.

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 2 points3 points ago

I can see you are new to the internet, welcome.

[–]Peaslepuff 0 points1 point ago

Aww, thank you!

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[–]Aleitheo 0 points1 point ago

And I didn't because that is the first time I and many others have seen it.

[–]mfdoom 1 point2 points ago

I like when people cry repost then delete their comment when they see it doesn't pay off with the karma they expected.

[–]AngryCyc 0 points1 point ago

Unexpected? As soon as I saw she was asian, I saw it coming.

[–]jsake 2 points3 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now..

[–]kmarndt 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter; had sex.

[–]ForcedBeef -4 points-3 points ago

surprise buttsex?

[–]smeer97 -1 points0 points ago

i feel ready to go to sleep (see this) .....aaaaannnd it gone.

[–]no_no_NO_okay -3 points-2 points ago

whenever i shart