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[–]ryuza 47 points48 points ago

I tried snorting coke once.

The ice cubes got stuck in my nose...

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

I tried it once too... I got really high.

[–]utsavman 0 points1 point ago

didn't you drown ?

[–]Seeker86 9 points10 points ago

Oh, the nostalgia! I love these types of ancient reposts and the people seeing it for the first time.

[–]emh1389 0 points1 point ago

Yep!

[–]contemptor_numinis 16 points17 points ago

We Have A Repost

[–]dj_stymie 0 points1 point ago

[–]m4d_g0d_c4o5e7h 1 point2 points ago

[–]visceralhate 8 points9 points ago

A friend said "hey check out r/aww, all the cool Redditor's are doing it", from that point my life has just been a blur.

[–]lyingrug 5 points6 points ago

Heads up...there's no such thing as a "cool redditor".

[–]rumnscurvy 6 points7 points ago

[–]endlessnight34 2 points3 points ago

Are you fuckin ketamine dude?

[–]neontristar 5 points6 points ago

Kitten Huffing: Not even once

[–]Edabrown 1 point2 points ago

Thank goodness it wasn't and orange one.

[–]Lasair 4 points5 points ago

Haaa, this was the first gif I ever saved to my computer.

[–]kennys_logins -4 points-3 points ago

I kno rite? Like wat 1995 or some shit?

[–]Lasair 3 points4 points ago

Our first family comp was a Windows 98, which we got in 2000. I'm sure the gif is older than that... But it brings back memories of being a youngin' of 10 years :)

[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago

My brain just exploded in my head after watching that.

[–]A-Lav 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go snort my cat now

[–]divinggiraffe 2 points3 points ago

[–]TACOfarmerXD 1 point2 points ago

Last time this was posted it was a clusterfuck of kitten huffing posts. History really does repeat itself

[–]JimmyCorriganJr 1 point2 points ago

Looks like someone opened the 1999 archives.

[–]alphadogkp 0 points1 point ago

Is this anything like cheesing?

[–]dantemautino96 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know charlie sheen was in reddit

[–]Hatweed 0 points1 point ago

When did I enter Uncyclopedia?

[–]hebrew_hamma 0 points1 point ago

A repost of the very first link I have ever seen on reddit.

[–]kentuckyfriedfish 0 points1 point ago

My first thought upon seeing this was "why is Drew Carey snorting a dog?" Edit: Nevermind, apparently it's a kitten. But it looked like a chihuahua at first glance.

[–]Demonic_Pitster 0 points1 point ago

Sniff..Repost..sniff

[–]HymenAnnihilator 0 points1 point ago

The only "problem" is that my penis is looking directly at the ceiling...

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 1 point2 points ago

its a helluva drug

[–]imsohighondrugs -1 points0 points ago

just a redditor getting his fix..

[–]OpenGLaDOS 1 point2 points ago

Actually this GIF is somewhat improved in humoristic quality compared to its commonly seen slower variant.

[–]lovelovehatehate 1 point2 points ago

kittens get me so high. snort a line of kitten and you can fuck all night.

[–]cakeswithahuman 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, you're hogging all the cat!

[–]y_dis -2 points-1 points ago

No! Kitten!!! Quick, get /r/science to make a shrink ray and a tiny ship, we have to go up that mans nose and rescue the kitten! GO! NOW!

[–]kentuckyfriedfish 0 points1 point ago

But then we have to build a ship capable of navigating the human body, and shrink it and our crew down like Fantastic Voyage.

[–]karmaghost 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Steven Page.

[–]coconutlatte 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]Sergeantman94 0 points1 point ago

WT fuck am i looking at?

[–]scottg96 0 points1 point ago

My mind is full of fuck right now.

[–]pezz29 0 points1 point ago

Kittens. Not even once.

[–]ManateeAssassin 0 points1 point ago

[–]lockwolf -2 points-1 points ago

Typical Redditor in action!