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[–]TheCannon 1225 points1226 points ago

That's an octopus.

[–]dilated[S] 1124 points1125 points ago

I' always wrong.

[–]dilated[S] 1333 points1334 points ago

Shit.

[–]ooo0ooo 1504 points1505 points ago

You're making a really big fucking mess of my internet.

[–]d3rsty 256 points257 points ago

At least still internet.

[–]AiKantSpel 272 points273 points ago

Where can I download more internet?

[–]tuckidge 209 points210 points ago

You have to print it off now

[–]almiller07 126 points127 points ago

Next week we start faxing

[–]bearsa113609 71 points72 points ago

Week after that is Telnet.

[–]AgITGuy 59 points60 points ago

Then we can finally launch Darpanet.

[–]Redequlus 22 points23 points ago

On a 3d printer

[–]theonlychad 64 points65 points ago

well you can head out down californey way to gets some more internets.

[–]UniqueError 24 points25 points ago

I heard they got some internets there.

[–]LordJelly 12 points13 points ago

We don't carry internets here, but if you want, I can have it here in two weeks.

[–]UniqueError 16 points17 points ago

Damn, I was looking for some Brazilian fart porn..

[–]bobmillahhh 2 points3 points ago

Well isn't this just a technological oddity... Two weeks from everywhere.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 11 points12 points ago

Nah, I'll save the money and just re-use all of these AOL 50 hours free floppies I have stacked up here.

[–]Elivictus 19 points20 points ago

You wouldn't download the internet.

[–]coma420 14 points15 points ago

You wouldn't steal a purse.

[–]jollex5 22 points23 points ago

You wouldn't wwebsite as on the internet.

[–]Dominoes282 10 points11 points ago

You wouldn't steal a baby.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

You wouldn't loan your friend a DVD...

[–]littlesteviebrule 9 points10 points ago

Internet.

[–]Linkzor24 49 points50 points ago

Tyrone.

[–]someweirdguy 43 points44 points ago

[–]TokyoDeathStare 31 points32 points ago

He needs to you know...

[–]0l01o1ol0 29 points30 points ago

scumbag dilated: Makes image of youtube clip for karma

Doesn't include video URL

[–]uox 5 points6 points ago

Get it together dilated.

[–]neutralmind 95 points96 points ago

m

You dropped this.

[–]Dazing 18 points19 points ago

[–]StraY_WolF 116 points117 points ago

Still tentacle porn.

[–]criblo 69 points70 points ago

Is this tentacle porn?

Edit: Didn't see the nip at first, NSFW.

[–]Panic-Attack 99 points100 points ago

I regret clicking that.

[–]goodguynextdoor 48 points49 points ago

I regret ignoring your comment and clicking that.

[–]namesrhardtothinkof 103 points104 points ago

I am so glad I ignored both of you and clicked that

[–]fishmaster2012 32 points33 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]taysacs 21 points22 points ago

I'm about to ignore all of you and click it. Here we go!

Edit: FUCK.

[–]TLDRName 12 points13 points ago

ಠ‿ಠ

[–]perverthere 4 points5 points ago

Ignore the uninitiated. That pic is awesome.

[–]cleetus76 30 points31 points ago

Yes. That is exactly what it is.

[–]Saleos 16 points17 points ago

I was disappointed until I spotted that nipple there in the bottom right.

[–]kangiskahn 3 points4 points ago

I clicked, regretted, read ^ and regretted kind of >:)

[–]somedude0 7 points8 points ago

That gave me a boner.

[–]keyboardlover 4 points5 points ago

This explains SO MUCH.

[–]h4ck3rpunk 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't matter; has tentacles

[–]85IQ 40 points41 points ago

I wasn't aware that was a distinction in hentai.

[–]Gramma42ton 53 points54 points ago

Yeah, squids have a streamlined elongated head which comes useful in some situations.

Octopodes have a blunt large head which can be filled with water to inflated to variate the girth along a range of a dozen times larger than the smallest size.

Use your imagination to see how hentai can utilize the difference.

[–]toomanytacos 26 points27 points ago

Who needs imagination when I can just Google it an... mother of God.

[–]daskrip 14 points15 points ago

I love how you somehow googled as you were typing that.

[–]olivermihoff 7 points8 points ago

Would have caught a bigger one with live bait, yep.

[–]bunyonb 12 points13 points ago

The Cthulu should attack Japan and Avenge all the sea creatures De Geso!!

[–]chrisandhobbes 6 points7 points ago

Octopussy

[–]lubeinatube 5 points6 points ago

And despite this being a bizarre choice of bait, octopi have the tendency to latch onto anything that strikes their fancy. They're extremely curious.

[–]spacymushroom 3 points4 points ago

Looks like that Hentai I watched last night was based on a true story

[–]RangodhSingh 464 points465 points ago

An octopus is a pretty smart animal. It probably has a cunning plan. Later in the episode he probably crashes the global economy.

[–]Dungrove_Elder 50 points51 points ago

Still won't stop it from outcunning me away from my soup bowl.

[–]goodguynextdoor 17 points18 points ago

That's the plan. After you eat it, it will control your brain and then start the evil scheme.

With explosions. Directed by Michael Bay.

[–]josephanthony 295 points296 points ago

Just out of curiosity.... What would happen if they put a toy octopus on the fishing-line, and lowered it into a room full of teenage girls?

[–]Doublestack2376 363 points364 points ago

There's an entire genre of porn devoted to almost that exact situation.

[–]Chrome_Sponge 64 points65 points ago

Rule 34 is a very strange thing...

[–]dickcheney777 44 points45 points ago

Japan doesnt need no stinking rules.

[–]chrisrob89 23 points24 points ago

Japan is an anagram for Rule 34

[–]somedude0 21 points22 points ago

links?

[–]OccamsAxe 93 points94 points ago

All of them, with a single exception, would flee. The single exception, though? She's a keeper.

[–]1gnominious 88 points89 points ago

I once saw Maria Ozawa get raped, eaten, raped again, spit out, raped again, eaten again, raped again, escape, fall in love with the slug/tentacle tentacle monster, and then get raped again. Maybe one of the resident porn wizards can provide a link.

edit: found it, thanks Mazur... I think. http://www.xvideos.com/video828325/maria_ozawa_-_tentacle_ecstasy

Don't be like me and forget to save it. The first time I watched I was so in awe of the special effects and story that I forgot to fap and just sort of stumbled away from the computer when the credits rolled.

[–]JeansOnly 18 points19 points ago

I very much want to see this.

[–]MazurDarkone 20 points21 points ago

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa_filmography#section_1

The translated names of her filmography are...interesting.

[–]flatline_hackbloc 4 points5 points ago

Wat

[–]1gnominious 10 points11 points ago

Shhhhh, there's no need for words.

[–]jemm 4 points5 points ago

Wasn't this an opening movie in Cannes?

[–]kisekibango 297 points298 points ago

Why doesn't anyone link the video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3AIE9R7e4g

[–]TheMightyAdzilla 125 points126 points ago

Because all the fun is in screen-shotting a youtube clip and pasting together the images in a scroll-able vertical slideshow, duh...

[–]ByJiminy 122 points123 points ago

With all that the internet can do, much of reddit is still basically scrapbooking.

[–]BorschtFace 50 points51 points ago

This is relevant to my Pinterests.

[–]Notasurgeon 36 points37 points ago

Is this a problem? This way I get the highlights of the video in 5 seconds instead of spending 4 minutes watching the video.

[–]Liketheysaid 34 points35 points ago

Well if you think about it, this guy saved us a few seconds(to do stuff...) by showing the most important part about this video.

That octopuses are natural perverts.

[–]wirette 359 points360 points ago

Mikuru! I'll save you!

[–]Captainpatch 211 points212 points ago

Poor Mikuru, what has Haruhi gotten you into this time?

[–]barrelotomato 221 points222 points ago

Tentacles.

[–]JackBauerSaidSo 15 points16 points ago

This is how it all started.

[–]mortarnpistol 46 points47 points ago

Goddamn it. I try to be accepting of all cultures, but I just have to say it. Japan is a weird, weird place.

[–]ShouldBeZZZ 85 points86 points ago

What's wrong with that? I'd take weird over normal any day.

[–]Koeniginator 136 points137 points ago

Get off reddit, Kyon.

[–]MisterAwesome333 22 points23 points ago

yeah, he should be sleeping

[–]Captainpatch 20 points21 points ago

He has a hard time sleeping since that... Incident.

He's never entirely sure what universe he'll wake up in.

[–]potatoman96 10 points11 points ago

He's still gotta fix everything, the guy never gets a break. (Well he sorta does but that repeats it self 15,000 times.)

[–]daskrip 2 points3 points ago

15,532

[–]duhduhduhduhduh 12 points13 points ago

KYON-KUN DENWA!

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 4 points5 points ago

*twitch*

[–]ChaosDesigned 5 points6 points ago

It's not so much that it's a weird, weird place. It's just all of the weirdness makes it to the interesting parts of the internet more so than the straight forward boring ass shit. I mean, people do some weird ass shit here in America too and if Japan had an /r/wtf on their Japanese version of Reddit, where very very few american's were, it'd probably be filled with a bunch of shit American's were doing. Like that terradatyl porn gif..

[–]TakenakaHanbei 22 points23 points ago

Into the porn business, it seems... And with octopi!

[–]red321red321 22 points23 points ago

octoporn

[–]ReasonableCause 22 points23 points ago

Octopodes.

[–]TakenakaHanbei 21 points22 points ago

Octopussy.

[–]Mushy_64 73 points74 points ago

MIKURU BEAM!

[–]thoomfish 42 points43 points ago

[–]nanospecial 81 points82 points ago

Recognizing that character made me realize the sheer amount of shitty information I have in my brain.

[–]perverse_imp 53 points54 points ago

No such thing. Unless you're a plumber.

[–]mrducky78 13 points14 points ago

That red flower allows you to shoot fire balls if consumed.

[–]Lurenai 10 points11 points ago

I consider the series pretty good. It's quite an different light Sci-Fi approach. And most people don't know it's actually based on a book series.

[–]swagcat 11 points12 points ago

bleeds a river out of his nose

[–]Mikuru_wizard 7 points8 points ago

My hero!

[–]The104Skinney 167 points168 points ago

TIL that the Octopus is a natural pervert.

[–]GeneralSlave 168 points169 points ago

The rapists of the sea.

[–]herruhlen 114 points115 points ago

No, that's still sea otters and dolphins.

The octopi are merely the molesters of the sea.

[–]PhillipPriddy 30 points31 points ago

Spongebob's Land Lord Mr. Groper never requires spongebob to pay rent.

[–]internetbaddass 23 points24 points ago

Spongebob has direct deposit you sicko.

[–]PhillipPriddy 9 points10 points ago

no one got the Three's Company reference....Roper....Groper....

[–]lettucetogod 10 points11 points ago

Molluskers of the sea

FTFY

[–]plasm0dium 8 points9 points ago

Therapists of the sea.

[–]Adolf_Hitler_says 98 points99 points ago

Mi-mi-mikuru beeeaaam!

[–]Goddeh 71 points72 points ago

I never though I'd hear Hitler say that

[–]buyihu 36 points37 points ago

I can't imagine him saying that without Mikuru beam pose.

[–]Smarag 44 points45 points ago

Mikuru Asahina for those interested and who don't get all the several time traveling references in this submission.

[–]DisapprovingSeal 23 points24 points ago

That's some pretty expensive Octopus bait.

[–]chromakode 8 points9 points ago

[–]handskills 59 points60 points ago

Octopus are very intelligent and curious, poor little guy was just checkin out the strange new object and got snagged on a hook.

[–]blackmang 12 points13 points ago

Octopodes

[–]imshane14 10 points11 points ago

Nuh uh. It's octopuses.

[–]kylepierce11 10 points11 points ago

Octopussy

[–]handskills 28 points29 points ago

OCTOPI WALL STREET!!!!!

[–]leggmann 66 points67 points ago

I have seen enough fishing shows to know where this is going!

[–]bryanl12 76 points77 points ago

I accidently read that as "fisting."

[–]YabukiJoe 33 points34 points ago

Never knew that octopodes were fans of time-travelers.

[–]Sarge_McBeans 42 points43 points ago

That's classified information.

[–]I_have_no_username 13 points14 points ago

Almost no one knows the true plural of octopus.

[–]Gentlemenofclass 13 points14 points ago

Only highest ranking grammar Nazi's do

[–]dotted 27 points28 points ago

[–]trance_addict 34 points35 points ago

lmao I never noticed the credits the first time because it was the opening to the first episode of the anime and I thought they were legit credits.

Planning - Haruhi

Scenario - Haruhi

Direction - Haruhi

Other menial tasks - Kyon

Director - Haruhi

[–]konakon 8 points9 points ago

bu-but Itsuki held that piece of cardboard light-blocker thing! Kyon's stealing his credit

[–]SeisGurl9 7 points8 points ago

He doesn't want any credit.

[–]ButtersTheFett 1 point2 points ago

I was watching the series today and noticed a bunch of stuff like that in the credits. Apparently the SOS brigade did a lot of work on the series

[–]bunglejerry 230 points231 points ago

Tentacle hentai at its finest.

[–]Lestalia 44 points45 points ago

Apparently animals with tentacles are just naturally rape-y, who knew tentacle porn was so accurate?

[–]centipedeseverywhere 15 points16 points ago

Genki porn NSFW, obviously.

[–]EosMisley 42 points43 points ago

...Ah...whoa...um... that is way more terrifying than I expected.

[–]Bloopie 20 points21 points ago

DO NOT CLICK

[–]KeeseSlayer 9 points10 points ago

Why did I click that?

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 5 points6 points ago

If this is what I think it is you should be drawn and quartered for even mentioning it.

[–]Colbert_bump 8 points9 points ago

Aaaand I'm clearing my history...

[–]burritoxman 31 points32 points ago

I was surprised this comment wasn't higher up.

[–]StaticBeat 108 points109 points ago

The joke is just too easy.

[–]secretlypooping 23 points24 points ago

well, those are usually the ones at the top

[–]wristcontrol 9 points10 points ago

Reddit is... evolving.

[–]CrazyMansCola 4 points5 points ago

-say something about your mom here-

[–]jesusbrokemapickle 9 points10 points ago

"Where, were you today Mikuru?" "Clasified information.."

[–]supermoore83 8 points9 points ago

Of course! How the hell else are you going to catch something with tentacles?

[–]ixregardo 6 points7 points ago

Just dropping in to say, the last panel's subtitle reads "great joyfulness." Which just sort of did it for me.

[–]Eatmewhileim 15 points16 points ago

Really. They use Mikuru.

[–]skalbagge 11 points12 points ago

Why not just link to the video?

[–]currently_afk 14 points15 points ago

Cause who has time for videos?

[–]skalbagge 9 points10 points ago

If you don't have time, what are you doing on reddit?

[–]bryanl12 25 points26 points ago

Because it's in a foreign language and there is a possibility that you can't view the video in your region.

[–]princetrunks 11 points12 points ago

I have that figure... poor Mikuru :-(

[–]Lonelight 10 points11 points ago

[–]Evari 34 points35 points ago

Screenshots of a YouTube video? Yeah that's pretty WTF.

[–]Tovora 71 points72 points ago

If it was a youtube video, I wouldn't have clicked it.

[–]ninjanick33 10 points11 points ago

I wouldn't have clicked it due to my slow internet connection. I appreciate the screenshots.

[–]lazyslacker 11 points12 points ago

sad but true.

[–]chagspop 6 points7 points ago

Jailbait

[–]f4t1h89 23 points24 points ago

why do they always need to be weird ?

[–]artydecor 81 points82 points ago

Why do we have have shows like Toddlers & Tiaras?

[–]Loserd 19 points20 points ago

because merica.

[–]LegosforLegolas 32 points33 points ago

because japan

[–]I_have_no_username 10 points11 points ago

If you had tentacles and Mikuru went floating by wearing that, what would YOU do?

[–]koryface 3 points4 points ago

Because tentacle porn.

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 4 points5 points ago

They probably find a lot of shit we do to be weird as well.

[–]TakenakaHanbei 7 points8 points ago

For example, our scat fetishes.

[–]Doublestack2376 12 points13 points ago

Such a counterpoint to their vomit fetishes.

[–]Veo_x 3 points4 points ago

Our?

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 2 points3 points ago

They have those in Japan too, I can assure you.

[–]richertai 2 points3 points ago

DIY tentacle hentai

[–]-Rusty-Shackleford- 5 points6 points ago

If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.

[–]Debertz 4 points5 points ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going......tentacles wrapping around a cute girl.....this is a no brainer

[–]The_cat_eater 2 points3 points ago

wut?

[–]DeRage 3 points4 points ago

Reddit: The place where taking pictures from a video makes more sense than linking the video for everyone to watch.

[–]Matrinka 1 point2 points ago

And this is how tentacle porn is born.

[–]sillytreebucket 3 points4 points ago

A rough literal translation

SCREEN 1: Top-left text: Chin-hyakkei (the name of the TV show) 2-hour special. Akita City, Akita Prefecture (referring to the place in Japan where they are filming). Limited time/season (as in, season of a TV show). Cute cute (or 'moe moe') octopus fishing.

Subtitled text: The method for catching Great Pacific Octopus chin-hyakkei!! (referring again to the name of the program. The characters in the name are 'rare', '100' and 'scene'. There's no verb, so... it might just mean that they're airing the method on the program, or that it's a pun involving the meaning of the name, which I don't quite understand)

SCREEN 4: Subtitled text: The sexy girl figurine with a hook attached

SCREEN 5: Top-left text: Fishing chin-hyakkei (again, sorry). Akita City, Akita Prefecture. Fishing for octopus with a sexy girl figurine.

SCREEN 6: Top-left text as with Screen 5.

Subtitled text: Can you really fish it with a sexy girl figurine!?

SCREENS 7-11: Top-left text as with Screen 5.

SCREEN 12: Top-left text as with Screen 5.

Subtitled text: Huge joy

[–]Feed__Me__Downvotes 7 points8 points ago

I swear I have seen an animated version of this somewhere...

[–]Red_TomAto 4 points5 points ago

Is it common for westerners to not be able to distinguish between octopus and squid? I've seen it multiple times over the last week or so. Just wondering.

[–]dilated[S] 13 points14 points ago

Probably. We just have one word for both; "blekksprut" (ink squirter).

[–]Carlo_The_Magno 9 points10 points ago

Bellsprout?

[–]Kallikanzarid 4 points5 points ago

Kyaaaaa-

[–]Verteros 2 points3 points ago

Bunny Girl Mikaru is pretty good bait imo.

[–]derajydac 0 points1 point ago

What the muff

[–]red321red321 2 points3 points ago

who isn't attracted to a hot chick? it's actually a good idea to try that when fishing to reel in the squid.

[–]T_Griff22 1 point2 points ago

Haha I love the tentacle fetish reference in this!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Looks like an episode of One Piece.

[–]The_Double 0 points1 point ago

oh japan, never change.

[–]JoshAndArielle 2 points3 points ago

I'm almost certain that this is a comedy/game show...

[–]LordDerbe 0 points1 point ago

i did indeed see enough hentai to know...

[–]Robotyc 1 point2 points ago

They probably got off on that too.

[–]Jabberminor 0 points1 point ago

I've seen enough Japanese television to understand what the outcome of this situation would be.

[–]phreanix 2 points3 points ago

It makes so much more sense now...

[–]Letmefeelyourbraces 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[–]ebanoid 2 points3 points ago

Did you really take screenshots of a fucking youtube video?

[–]FrackingSockCuckers 2 points3 points ago

I've seen enough hen....wut.

[–]theinfamousbigd 1 point2 points ago

Hentai is never wrong.