all 83 comments

[–]Daanando 31 points32 points ago

So THAT'S why no time traveller kills Hitler... They're all too starstruck when they meet him. Shame.

[–]Skwink 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, Hitler has that covered.

[–]Tiverty 14 points15 points ago

I thought everyone was holding up cellphones to take a picture for a second.

[–]EdwardRec[S] 12 points13 points ago

Whoa. He really looks like he is actually doing that!

[–]failgiraffe 97 points98 points ago

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 8 points9 points ago

I appreciate that he is in the camera screen as well.

[–]failgiraffe 14 points15 points ago

I actually didn't change that. This was the original.

Thanks anyway, though :)

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 19 points20 points ago

Oh. Well thats. Okay.

[–]King_Rafiki 64 points65 points ago

[–]quantumsuicide 3 points4 points ago

Awesome.

[–]ToxicPancakes 2 points3 points ago

I lol'd so hard I choked on my spit.

[–]Less_than_5 37 points38 points ago

[–]Adam_Warlock 5 points6 points ago

upvote for wilfred. love that shit, and i ain't even high.

[–]hero0fwar 89 points90 points ago

[–]KaydenFox 5 points6 points ago

Have my babies.

[–]kralrick 0 points1 point ago

Vigo just needs the one.

[–]self_destruct_in_321 58 points59 points ago

Arguably NSFW: Elijah wood is a douchebag roommate

[–]Yoral 8 points9 points ago

That was NSFW, I had to quickly evade while showing my sisters this photo.

[–]self_destruct_in_321 2 points3 points ago

Fixed it. Sort of.

[–]WhatsSnoo 101 points102 points ago

[–]darkmessiah 25 points26 points ago

You even put yourself in the viewfinder. Beautiful.

[–]EdwardRec[S] 4 points5 points ago

It really is!

[–]agentstartling 25 points26 points ago

[–]supoc 82 points83 points ago

[–]elophonte 1 point2 points ago

Charles reaching for a bit of cheeky nipple action

[–]BlueRainstorm 1 point2 points ago

Was thinking the same thing! :D

[–]EdwardRec[S] 3 points4 points ago

I would love to be with charles!

[–]Omnamah 2 points3 points ago

*anally

[–]EdwardRec[S] 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there :P

[–]Louiemonte 24 points25 points ago

[–]MasCapital 11 points12 points ago

[–]supoc 6 points7 points ago

Caspian is by far my favourite BF3 map.

[–]EdwardRec[S] 4 points5 points ago

I am on a mac... Cannot play it yet. Does not work with wine. But true

[–]kikookubus 7 points8 points ago

cough bootcamp cough

[–]EdwardRec[S] 1 point2 points ago

Too lazy to burn a pirated windows on a cd or buy one :P

[–]Tiverty 0 points1 point ago

If you are interested in someone to play BF3 with on PC, shoot me a PM. I love the game so much more when I am working with people and using skills and items together to win a game.

[–]supoc 1 point2 points ago

I play on xbox :/ Would love to have a PC that could run it, then I so would, the squads I'm always in tend to be shooting at each other.

[–]Tiverty 1 point2 points ago

aww :(

[–]drawdelove 5 points6 points ago

Wilfred's turn is next!

[–]EdwardRec[S] 2 points3 points ago

It's Eljah Wood? Thanks for clearing that up :-)

[–]weaselstomp 2 points3 points ago

Mad props for /r/cutouts

/me pushes up glasses

:) Thanks!

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 18 points19 points ago

Because "faggots have roses in their teeth."

[–]logantauranga 12 points13 points ago

I will avoid Chick-fil-A for the next ten years to restore the balance of the universe.

[–]desull 3 points4 points ago

Damn chick-fil-a sounds good right now..Why does it have to be sunday??

[–]hank87 3 points4 points ago

Dude. For real. I had it for the first time last night. Oh my God. I'm all for gay marriage rights, but holy shit is that place delicious. They even have the cool pellet ice, for fuck's sake!

[–]EdwardRec[S] 2 points3 points ago

Love it! Someone should've made that and you diit. Good job!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if there are any space marine players here, but either way this is what I came up with.

[–]PijiX 6 points7 points ago

[–]Heavenfall 13 points14 points ago

[–]Masumees 15 points16 points ago

How is this nsfw? Serious question.

[–]IAmAtomato 6 points7 points ago

He's getting impaled through the stomach by one of the rockets. Kiiiiiiinda NSFW, I suppose... but not really.

[–]weaselstomp 2 points3 points ago

This happens at my work every day (stay at home web dev w/ massive steam account)

[–]Wadovski 1 point2 points ago

Stay at home worker? How do you have the self control not to wank constantly?

[–]weaselstomp 3 points4 points ago

I run out of energy every hour on the hour. Brought to you by Gatorade(TM)

[–]EdwardRec[S] 3 points4 points ago

Flying level: 99

[–]notadutchboy 2 points3 points ago

Why is every comment you write getting downvoted?

[–]EdwardRec[S] 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure :S.

[–]badgerwhore 1 point2 points ago

How do you even downvote comments on this sub-reddit?

[–]Cruminal 3 points4 points ago

When I deem something unworthy or very stupid I highlight the offending comment and hit 'z' for great justice.

[–]badgerwhore 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, it's a little MS paint logo!

[–]geordie42 1 point2 points ago

If you're on mobile, or uncheck the "use subreddit styles" box in the sidebar, the downvote button reappears.

[–]chkchk 1 point2 points ago

Also-- up/ downvote arrows are shown on the userpage (for reasons I don't understand) so he's probably being downvoted en masse by someone that way.

[–]waldron76 1 point2 points ago

Downvotes from the userpage don't count, IIRC. To prevent such mass downvoting.

[–]chkchk 1 point2 points ago

I downvoted this comment from your userpage, for science! Looks downvoted to me.

You're right that reddit will start ignoring your votes if you do too many in too short of time. However, I don't think it matters which way you're voting or if you're voting in a thread of on a userpage.

[–]waldron76 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, doesn't look downvoted to me.

It's also something I've heard said plenty of times, and I'm sure I've seen an Admin say it before.

But yeah, I'm not entirely sure. So anything could be true.

[–]chkchk 1 point2 points ago

I checked your comment with a second account and in another browser. The downvote was still there in both cases, so unless reddit is tracking "fake" votes by IP it seems the userpage-voting stuck. No idea why it's not showing on your end.

Have an upvote for balance. :)

[–]BuggyofCitronia 0 points1 point ago

It looks so for me; it might be an issue of browser. I'm using chrome right now, what are you?

[–]geordie42 0 points1 point ago

That's also possible, I had forgotten about that. That's probably the most likely, since it's just him being downvoted.

[–]BadOmelette 3 points4 points ago

Soon... (Edit: NSFW)

I know it was obvious, but someone had to do it.

Thanks to r/celebfakes by the way.

Enjoy. hehehe ;-)

[–]photoshoppro69 3 points4 points ago

[–]dragonbrains 1 point2 points ago

Someone took a picture of Frodo, who's taking a picture of himself with a picture of Frodo. Cool!

[–]chkchk 3 points4 points ago

We have to go deeper..

[–]glamorousglue 6 points7 points ago

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

[–]joedogg 1 point2 points ago

You guys smoke entirely too much reefer.

[–]glamorousglue 4 points5 points ago

Yo dawg...