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[–]QualityEnforcer 10 points11 points ago

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[–]bluefactories 10 points11 points ago

I was reading William Goldman's 'Which Lie Did I Tell?' the other day and it has the obituary that he wrote for Andre the Giant when he died at 40. (William Goldman wrote the novel and the screenplay of 'The Princess Bride', and 'Which Lie Did I Tell?' is his second book about his experiences as a screenwriter. I'd recommend it.)

It has a few great paragraphs about Andre's friendship with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I thought it was worth sharing.

Requiem for a Heavyweight

[Andre the Giant] was very strong. I was talking to an actor who was shooting a movie in Mexico. What you had to know about Andre was that if he asked you to dinner, he paid, but when you asked him, he also paid. This actor, after several free meals, invited Andre to dinner and, late in the meal, snuck into the kitchen to give his credit card to the maitre d'. As he was about to do this, he felt himself being lifted into the air. The actor, it so happens, was Arnold Schwarzenegger, who remembers, "When he had me up in the air, he turned me so I was facing him, and he said 'I pay'. Then he carried me back to my table where he sat me down in my chair like a little boy. Oh yes, Andre was very strong."

When Arnold Schwarzenegger tells me that someone is very strong, I'll go along with it.

Andre once invited Schwarzenegger to a wrestling arena in Mexico where he was performing in front of 25,000 screaming fans, and, after he'd pinned his opponent, he gestured for Schwarzenegger to come into the ring.

So through the noise, Schwarzenegger climbs up. Andre says, "Take off your shirt, they are all crazy for you to take off your shirt. I speak Spanish." So Schwarzenegger, embarrassed, does what Andre tells him. Off comes his jacket, his shirt, his undershirt, and he begins striking poses. And then Andre goes to the locker room while Schwarzenegger goes back to his friends.

And it had all been a practical joke. God knows what the crowd was screaming, but it wasn't for Schwarzenegger to strip and pose. "Nobody gave a shit if I took my shirt off or not, but I fell for it. Andre could do that to you."

Andre never knew what reaction he might cause in people. Sometimes children and grown-ups would see him and be terrified. Sometimes children would see him, shriek with glee, and begin clambering all over him as if the greatest toy imaginable had been given to them. And he would sit, immobile, as they romaed around him. Sometimes he'd put a hand out, palm up, and they'd sit there for what they hoped would be forever.

I'll type up the rest if anybody is interested, but it's a great tribute to Andre the Giant, and definitely worth a read.

TL;DR - Andre the Giant is a stand-up guy and had the balls to make Schwarzenegger look like a bit of a jackass in front of 25,000 people. Is still a gentle giant and a boss. They were bros.

[–]JollyRancher_Doritos 5 points6 points ago

If its not too much to ask, I would really like to read more.

[–]bluefactories 4 points5 points ago

No problem. Huge respect to Mr. Goldman and the late Andre. It's a beautiful piece, and it does him justice.

[Before Excerpt:]

Paris, Jan 30 (AP) - The professional wrestler, Andre Rene Roussimoff, a native of France who was known to fans as Andre the Giant, died this week, apparently of a heart attack. He was 46.

He was handsome once. I remember a photo he showed me, taken at a beach with some friends. Dark, good-looking kid, maybe 17. Big, sure - he said he was around six foot eight then and weighed 275 - but that was before the disorder really kicked in. Acromegaly. Something goes haywire with the growth hormones. He was working as a furniture mover during the day, taking wrestling lessons at night, sleeping when he could.

At 25, he topped out, but I don't think he ever actually knew his size. I met him in England when he was playing the rhyme-loving Fezzik in The Princess Bride. I had written the novel and now the screenplay. This was the summer of '86 and Andre's publicity listed him at seven foot five, 550 pounds. Close enough. All he was sure of was that he'd had pneumonia a little while earlier and had lost 100 pounds in three weeks in the hospital.

Gone now at 36, he was the most popular figure on any movie set I've ever been on.

[Excerpt about Schwarzenegger above]

Andre would never come out and say that wrestling might not be legit. He fought 300 plus times a year for about 20 years, and all he ever admitted was that he didn't like being in the ring with someone he thought might be on drugs. When he was in his prime, men who weighed 250 or 300 pounds would hurl themselves at him from the top rope and he would catch them and not budge.

But even seven years ago his body was beginning to betray him. There is a scene at the end of The Princess Bride where Robin Wright - and yes she is that beautiful - jumped out of a castle window, and Andre was to catch her at the bottom.

The shot was set up for Robin to be lifted just above camera range and then dropped into Andre's arms. Maybe a foot. Maybe two. But not much and Robin was never that heavy.

The first take, she was dropped and he caught her - and gasped, suddenly white like paper, and almost fell to his knees. His back was bad. And getting worse, and soon there would be surgery.

Andre once said to Billy Crystal, "We do not live long, the big and the small."

Alas.

[–]JollyRancher_Doritos 1 point2 points ago

Thank so so much for the reply, my 12YO brother will love this, Andre is his favorite wrestler. Its nice to know his role model was seriously awesome.

[–]kaihatsusha 2 points3 points ago

That anecdote about Andre's dinner tab reminds me of the musketeer "Porthos" from the famous series. Unlike most film adaptations, he's meant to be giant in height and girth and appetite and heart. Andre would have been a good Porthos.

[–]bluefactories -1 points0 points ago

Aw man, we need a time machine, stat! Andre would have been a magnificent Porthos - I completely agree!

(Also, I have you RES tagged as the 'best pirate parent ever'. Thought I ought to let you know, haha.)

[–]AfriCola 1 point2 points ago

He looks like a midget(which according to the wiki has been questioned by many

[–]sirisaacnuton 0 points1 point ago

Wow...the most surprising part of that to me is that even the high end of the debate is only 6'1.5" to 6'2". TIL I'm taller than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Especially if he's actually only 5'10".

[–]Anosognosia 0 points1 point ago

I imagine Arnold going "so that's what that feels like" after meeting these two gargantuan men.

[–]hussard_de_la_mort 1 point2 points ago

Wilt actually hated being called "Wilt the Stilt."

[–]JollyRancher_Doritos 0 points1 point ago

Wilt the Stilt was fucking built.

[–]Numlocks 0 points1 point ago

Anyone ever read how much Andre was able to drink? He could put away like a gallon of Vodka per day and barely feel anything.

[–]ObviouslyNotAMoose 0 points1 point ago

Those two just made The List... of people I should not anger.

[–]xuany 9 points10 points ago

I think you'll be okay they died a long time ago.

[–]ObviouslyNotAMoose 8 points9 points ago

That makes me a sad little human.