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[–]Barnhouse92 6 points7 points ago

I got over 1000 for saying I was from Texas and we drink from red solo cups

[–]THISUSERNAMEISINCAPS 0 points1 point ago

I remember that post

[–]Simerty 24 points25 points ago

I wish people upvoted my comments...

[–]skizfrenik_syco 4 points5 points ago

[–]reddit_stats 4 points5 points ago

Not bad for someone with 11 comments. The highest amount of karma for a single comment i have on record is 3116 (for a comment made by kinggimped).

User: ckombatwombat - Joined: 1st May 2012 (0y 3m 6d 10h 33m and 38s ago.)


11 Comments. 2 Posts (2 Links + 0 Self Posts). Totalling 219 words.
Has received 481 upvotes and 97 downvotes, giving a true karma score of 384 (83% approval).

Comments 0.28 times per day (1.93 per week). (Hourly distribution)
Avg. 19.91 words per comment (longest comment was 48 words).
Avg. 27.45 karma per comment (1.379 karma per word, 7.55 karma per day).
Avg. 37.5 karma per link.

Comments most in: /r/AskReddit (Top 10 subreddits)


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[–]vtable 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry. You'll have plenty of insightful or funny comments that aren't so lucky :)

[–]ONXwat 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, the only comments of mine that seem to get karma are shitty jokes.

[–]gak001 2 points3 points ago

Or craptastic puns.

[–]Seizure13 0 points1 point ago

I dono, I mocked a guy for not being over a breakup for some 500 karma.

[–]ONXwat 1 point2 points ago

Yup...

[–]CraKKdxYeti 2 points3 points ago

sadly, i dont know that feel bro.

[–]Derp-herpington 2 points3 points ago

welll..... fuck you

[–]Absolutemenetch 2 points3 points ago

Everybody that sees this post is going to flock staright to r/new.

[–]projectfrito 2 points3 points ago

Look out everybody...because there is a badass over here

[–]BlueThundah 0 points1 point ago

obligatory cockfag

[–]atecookie 2 points3 points ago

I get excited like for 10 upvotes

[–]skopors 3 points4 points ago

Using karma to karma whore?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Yo dog.

[–]RyMarquez5 -1 points0 points ago

Dawg*

[–]Sokonomi 1 point2 points ago

I love when that happens.

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 1 point2 points ago

[–]DSTFU 1 point2 points ago

This is a random comment.

[–]b33rb3lly 1 point2 points ago

[–]xiovox 1 point2 points ago

that never happens >.>

[–]theone181 1 point2 points ago

I got 200 for explaining wallmart's contest with pitbull

[–]TooSmalley 1 point2 points ago

I got 1300 on a off handed comment about pee, I love this site

[–]nextgeneric -1 points0 points ago

They are fake internet points. Just a reminder in case you forgot.

[–]fireflyinajar 1 point2 points ago

I've gotten hundreds of upvotes for the most random comments. I don't understand redditors. UPVOTE MY GOOD SHIT.

[–]ajohns95616 1 point2 points ago

I got over 1500 karma for a post with about five words. It's my highest upvoted comment, and I don't really understand why.

[–]jfeld22 1 point2 points ago

How i feel when i make it to the front page

[–]just_bob 1 point2 points ago

Really? This is my reaction...

[–]PaladinSato 0 points1 point ago

What was it?

[–]pchieng 1 point2 points ago

I actually read that comment and to be honest, didn't get it. But that just shows you, something you may not think is clever is hilarious to others. Kudos!