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[–]uselesspeople 130 points131 points ago

Aw, the pillow fell down when he punched her. Poor guy.

[–]korkyshadow 37 points38 points ago

That was the point! see, you thought the guy was asserting his dominance but no it was the fucking pillow... that bastard.

[–]Arcon1337 28 points29 points ago

Some pillows just want to watch the world burn.

[–]MikeWithAnL 3 points4 points ago

Pillows doom nations

[–]pet-it 0 points1 point ago

Monty Python told us so.

[–]TepesX -1 points0 points ago

GOD HATES PILLOWS!

[–]Liqqx 76 points77 points ago

That's from Kesslers Knigge, a german TV show, and the guys full name is Michael Kessler.

[–]Mr_Spam_Man 59 points60 points ago

I always thought it looked like Ryan Stiles

[–]jennafoo33 13 points14 points ago

Thats who I thought it was

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 2 points3 points ago

His stretched arm gave it away, though.

[–]railmaniac 1 point2 points ago

Too short.

[–]CampfireHeadphase -1 points0 points ago

random trivia: I met him in a Zara in cologne.

[–]fack9gag 38 points39 points ago

That isn't trivia. That's a factoid.

[–]Poltras 7 points8 points ago

I went to a gala the other day and pointing out CampfireHeadphase met Michael Kessler in Cologne was the highlight of the night.

[–]RupertDurden 1 point2 points ago

[–]El_Corrector 0 points1 point ago

Less a factoid than a bar story.

[–]Techloss 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was a young Thomas Kretschmann at first

[–]poniesinmybasement 21 points22 points ago

Good old Kesslers Knigge . There are full episodes on youtube with english subtitles for anyone interested

[–]ChalgakillerBG 5 points6 points ago

Link? All I can find is german audio no subtitles.

[–]Nilpferdschaf 6 points7 points ago

[–]kaisernik 5 points6 points ago

I can't find this certain one, but here is one of his other sketches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKmoAXg3eU

[–]Arnatious 1 point2 points ago

Adding onto this - one of his best:

10 drugs not to do while driving.

[–]kaisernik 0 points1 point ago

this is one of my favourites :D

[–]tears4fears 8 points9 points ago

I'd be pissed if I was in the middle seat too

[–]nativebob 0 points1 point ago

It's as much about the struggle as it is the result.

[–]bloggerheads 2 points3 points ago

For a moment there, I thought this was the 'world's greatest business card' guy bravely exploring the limits of assertiveness.

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

It's not Ryan Stiles. This is a repost, and I can't remember the name of the last thread that had this .gif, but I do remember that it's not Ryan Stiles. It's some foreign commercial or something similar.

[–]bunnnnnnn 2 points3 points ago

Never go a day without seeing THIS GEM on the front page

[–]TheFatGuyStrangler 4 points5 points ago

When he punched her, I laughed and farted at the same time.

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 3 points4 points ago

I just wanted to let you know that there's a half-dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy upstairs.

[–]Berkel 2 points3 points ago

Look at the women's reaction, it's terrible.

[–]Jupiterhaslazers -2 points-1 points ago

The epitome of comedy.

[–]Dambem -1 points0 points ago

I tried that. I got thrown out.

[–]zen_monkey 1 point2 points ago

Karma: she leans her seat back the remainder of the flight.

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

i dont normally laugh out loud at these gfis but when i did its was this one.

[–]blackytemp -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes you just need a pillow.

[–]xTGIF -1 points0 points ago

Kesslers Knigge!! if any1 wants to watch episodes like these type in youtube "10 dinge kessler knigge". They are all fucking hilarious

[–]agehayoshina -1 points0 points ago

This is from a german show called Kessler's Knigge. more like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0d-yD3Yk0&feature=related

[–]bAssKicker -1 points0 points ago

Laying down the law, one old lady at a time.

[–]kabuto -1 points0 points ago

I've been on flights where this would have been the nicest thing I'd really liked to do to the people in the seat in front of me.

[–]scharfca -1 points0 points ago

how banks work

[–]cwo 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I don't find this funny.

[–]Sybs 1 point2 points ago

He looks like a cross between Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie

[–]Vangu4rd 1 point2 points ago

[–]Dekkres 0 points1 point ago

Second punch was weak.

[–]Revoluzzer -2 points-1 points ago

Oh look, it's this gif again.

[–]Armakham -1 points0 points ago

You can tell the man sitting next to Mr. Not-Ryan-Stiles is an experienced flyer because only it takes him a swift glance to assess the situation before going back to his book.

[–]You_dont_deserve_me 1 point2 points ago

I do that when I need a table at Starbucks

[–]theswim 1 point2 points ago

I love how she starts moving before he punches her in the face.

[–]StyleAndEase 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't you move if someone was punching you in the face?

[–]amontes92 -1 points0 points ago

AHAHAHAHA. not

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson -1 points0 points ago

Rrrrrreposted

[–]PacoDiBango -5 points-4 points ago

That punch at the end.. lol

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[–]AllTheseThrows 11 points12 points ago

"Excuse me sir, do you have any stealing-from-and-then-punching Old Lady porn? It's the only thing that gets me off these days"

[–]Devinator117 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]_Mattman_ -1 points0 points ago

And nobody else does shit

[–]scartol -4 points-3 points ago

It's funny because he punched an old woman in the face.

[–]dalvarad12 -3 points-2 points ago

That was so alpha

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic -4 points-3 points ago

Alpha as fuck.

[–]Athene_Wins -3 points-2 points ago

Alpha