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[–]Toodles1823 0 points1 point ago

Green husband...?

[–]norm1989[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Sound like my opposite villain rival! :p

[–]denk1313 2 points3 points ago

Blue ball

[–]norm1989[S] -1 points0 points ago

THE MOST HORNY OF THEM ALL!!!

[–]fuckingzack 0 points1 point ago

Red sister

[–]peitsad 0 points1 point ago

Nude Wall. Intimidating.

[–]Geothst 0 points1 point ago

black water

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 1 point2 points ago

White Charger.

Not bad..

[–]House_of_Suns 4 points5 points ago

Blue bowls.

Sounds suspiciously like a bad male condition

[–]tymeparadox 3 points4 points ago

Have no fear the black dumpster is here. Lmfao

[–]norm1989[S] 0 points1 point ago

hahaha!

[–]PillPill -1 points0 points ago

Peach dildo...

[–]bipolardiabetic 1 point2 points ago

Yellow plate.

[–]-Eyedontno- 1 point2 points ago

Blue cigar.

[–]sciencethedrug 1 point2 points ago

Skin Bow!!!

[–]MensAgitatMolem 1 point2 points ago

Grey Duct Tape Man

[–]Jessica_Joy 0 points1 point ago

Orange Cigarettes

[–]Rural_Realist 0 points1 point ago

White Glass of Water.

[–]BrokenStrides 1 point2 points ago

The Gray Ball Pit ...

[–]Atheient 0 points1 point ago

The Shirtless Pillow

[–]ryanismean 0 points1 point ago

Orange Kitty?

[–]Careless_Con 0 points1 point ago

Purple Tower.

[–]Headwallrepeat 0 points1 point ago

I am the Blue Yorkie! Fighting crime one yip at a time!

[–]Dani212M 0 points1 point ago

Blue Lysol... I am your protector from germs?

[–]CoopstarG 0 points1 point ago

Grey Bow

[–]Jwats96 0 points1 point ago

Black grandmother. She's white.

[–]FriesWithThat 0 points1 point ago

Shirtless La-Z-boy to the rescue! Okay, maybe later.

[–]sepemusic 0 points1 point ago

White fat guy...?

[–]darkswifter 0 points1 point ago

White Dr.Pepper...

[–]benexist 0 points1 point ago

Grey burrito.

[–]fatbatgirl 0 points1 point ago

Black remote. Almost as useless as aquaman....

[–]WizardOfSnozberries 0 points1 point ago

The Gray Lamp

[–]Dave87 0 points1 point ago

Tan toiletpaper =/

[–]ThePlushie 0 points1 point ago

Blue waffle!?! 0.0

[–]theone799 0 points1 point ago

But... I'm not wearing a shirt, and... theres nothing to the right of me. NOTHING MAN!!!

[–]President_Washington 0 points1 point ago

Proof, that women are objects.

[–]rhotov 0 points1 point ago

black wine

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point ago

Naked Lamp.

I am the one you should all fear.

[–]waterpa 0 points1 point ago

Yes I am the pink curtain

[–]OmniaII 0 points1 point ago

White USB Stick

[–]Akchemist187 0 points1 point ago

White 1911

[–]aestinson21 0 points1 point ago

I'm whitetrash :(

[–]Gag3b69 0 points1 point ago

Red phone... Yipee

[–]jamesbecker211 0 points1 point ago

Naked lamp

[–]happyjujube 0 points1 point ago

grey stashbox

[–]seandyer88 0 points1 point ago

Pants.

[–]Tex86 0 points1 point ago

Tan cowboy hat... I could dig it. A long as when they make a movie about me Matthew mconaugy doesn't play me.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 0 points1 point ago

Red wall.

[–]pitmule 0 points1 point ago

Plaid Dog

[–]Heatwave95 0 points1 point ago

Skin pillow

[–]PitchBlack420 0 points1 point ago

Red Toilet!

[–]Makaylasamazing 0 points1 point ago

Nude pillow!

[–]oxymoronal 0 points1 point ago

Purple Bookshelf. Oh yeah, when you're in need I'll be there...as long as what you need is your books are heavy...otherwise you better call the Peach Dildo.

[–]zombieslaya1138 0 points1 point ago

The Gray Mug

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 0 points1 point ago

Black controller!! Mwaahahsa

[–]Wildcard1222 0 points1 point ago

Blue Phone? mmmmmmm crap.

[–]Xintendation 0 points1 point ago

All right, here we go.

He's a mild-mannered used car salesman with a secret: He has the power to estimate the dollar value of any car he looks at. By day he lives a normal life working at the Toyota dealer, but when night comes, he's the terror of shady car dealerships everywhere, for that is when he dons the identity of BLUE BOOK.