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[–]Seattle SoundersGraveMask 23 points24 points ago

Fus Ro Dah!

[–]Manchester Unitedradioslave 17 points18 points ago

[–]Liberiacech_mate 7 points8 points ago

Player name is OLI plays beach soccer for Uruguay

[–]Manchester CityMashedHair 9 points10 points ago

That is some serious halitosis. Have a mint bro.

[–]Manchester UnitedSart_Bimpson 1 point2 points ago

I think spit came out from the keeper, that's why the guy in blue reacted like that. You know when you open your mouth and sometimes spit shoots out accidentally. My friend used to do it manually. He spat without effort, I can't really explain it well but he used to shoot out spit with his mouth open from the back of his throat sorta. Or I could be wrong and the guy in blue is a pansy.

[–]New CaledoniaDunixi 4 points5 points ago

The phrase you are looking for is "gleek".

"Gleek".

[–]Manchester UnitedSart_Bimpson 1 point2 points ago

Ahh thanks didn't know that's what it was called. My friend was a master at it. I tried it for a good 6 months but just gave up after looking like an ass everytime. I think it's a natural little talent.

[–]Manchester Citypowprodukt 1 point2 points ago

I had a friend you got good at this as well. In middle school, he would sit on the bus and gleek on the kid in front of him the whole bus ride home. By the end of the ride the kid was completely soaking wet, and had absolutely no idea why.

[–]pinkyoshi -3 points-2 points ago

gleeking is actually spitting through your teeth , so it squirts out

[–]durtydiq 2 points3 points ago

I'm more in love with the ref passing through frame and it cut to him laughing and pointing.

Btw his mouth looks like I Am Legend

[–]LiverpoolRukooo 0 points1 point ago

Dat smelly breath