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Magnetic Thinking Putty absorbs a metal cube [gif]Awesomeness (i.imgur.com)

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[–]t0m0hawk 210 points211 points ago

Im pretty sure the cube is the magnet and the putty is filled with iron dust. EITHER WAY. Damn cool.

[–]zzork_ 70 points71 points ago

I had a (very short) look and apparently both the cube and putty are magnetic.

Magnetic Black Hole (new!) - An awesome dark putty that is highly magnetic, and can do some crazy tricks. Neodymium Iron Boron magnet included. Seriously, this stuff is freaky. Check out the picture. If you place it near the magnet, it will stretch out, find it, attach to it, and then begin to envelop it.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/5ac8/

[–]vluhd 46 points47 points ago

This is awesome, which means it won't be long until it's banned because some retard eats it.

[–]anthereddit 5 points6 points ago

It's been around for over 2 years now, so hopefully not. Although Buckyballs have been around for longer.

[–]GhostGuy 7 points8 points ago

Two years? I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this stuff when I first started going to Think Geek, and that must have been about a decade ago.

Edit: Didn't see the "over" part. You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–]nogoodboyoSF 8 points9 points ago

"Technically correct" is, technically, the only kind of correct.

[–]VeritableParadox -1 points0 points ago

QUICK! Everyone buy it for it's awesomeness!

[–]MorayWheel -5 points-4 points ago

pls GB2B thinkgeek PR rep

[–]drtycho 18 points19 points ago

I got this shit from a reddit secret santa two years back, and the putty isn't magnetic itself. It may be slightly magnetic, but it's hard to tell when it could just be the stickyness of it.

[–]LookLikeJesusLiving life in peace 17 points18 points ago

It's magnetic if you line up all the iron filaments in it. That is to say, nothing is magnetic, it's just the alignment of the particles, and the putty allows you to unalign/realign them over time.

So if you hold a magnet to the putty's edge overnight, that edge will be magnetic the next day.

Edit: I also have this stuff, so I am speaking from experience, not just theoretical (though my theory aligns with my experience)

[–]danichero 9 points10 points ago

If what you said is true that is the first time anyone has ever described what magnetism is that shortly.

[–]MrDTD 8 points9 points ago

Iron is all /-//-/---/, but if you smelt it and put a magnetic field to it, it turns all -=-=-=-=-==--

[–]JamoJustReddit 0 points1 point ago

Even shorter:

Miracles.

[–]flaim 9 points10 points ago

In stock , except: Dark Matter ( Est. 10/ 4 ) Magnetic Black Hole ( Est. 10/ 4 )

Damn it, reddit.

[–]SlugsOnToast 3 points4 points ago

Gimme five!

Up high!

Down low!

TOOOOO SLOOOOOOOW!

[–]Controlled01 0 points1 point ago

First say this on vat19 myself. The putty they sell is supposed to be magnetic as well as the cube.

[–]kdar 1 point2 points ago

Is this the same stuff?

http://www.marblesthebrainstore.com/mind-putty-evolution-blue

[–]zzork_ 3 points4 points ago

Again just having a quick look:

This clever, non-toxic substance is heat sensitive and changes colors in your hands from dark to light blue as you stretch, tear, bounce, shape and shatter it.

Thinking Putty shares those characteristics so yeah, probably.

[–]spacebootsohno 3 points4 points ago

That one is not magnetic, but this one is:

http://www.marblesthebrainstore.com/mind-putty-magnetic-matter

[–]nolemonnomelon 3 points4 points ago

why is that video so boring...she has this awesome putty and just stands there talking about it while I think of how terrifying it would be to get a handjob from her

[–]kingwi11 2 points3 points ago

What about this new one?

[–]avanish11ALL HAIL 0 points1 point ago

I think only the black one is magnetic though.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 9 points10 points ago

That's very likely. Also there could also be another magnet cube on the other side of the putty pulling that magnet in. I've done something similar with silly putty and Bucky Cubes (both of which I received from my reddit secret santa last year)

[–]Derkek 0 points1 point ago

That's actually exactly what it is...

I don't think there is another way.

That cube is a common Neo magnet and the thinking putty is available on thinkgeek

[–]tboy4Woah or whoa? 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this... it's the best toy I ever had.

[–]The_Doctor_00 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of ST-TNG's Armus.

[–]Th3Rang3r 144 points145 points ago

RIP Tasha Yar.

[–]daugon 11 points12 points ago

Too soon.

[–]neogetz 9 points10 points ago

You would not believe how happy her death made me.

[–]BrotherSeamus 7 points8 points ago

Worf?

[–]obi1kinob 3 points4 points ago

she wasnt swallowed by it though, she got 1 shot critical hit to the head

[–]brainburger 3 points4 points ago

Pardon?

[–]Th3Rang3r 33 points34 points ago

Star Trek joke.

[–]ResidueHow do fish party? Seaweed. 10 points11 points ago

My people never fail me here.

[–]brainburger 2 points3 points ago

That much I got!

[–]RAPEMONKEY 0 points1 point ago

Remember how she died?

[–]ileikguitars 18 points19 points ago

Tasha Yar was killed by a black, thinking tar-like substance.

[–]brainburger 10 points11 points ago

Ah right ok. Data seemed to care.

[–]powernut 11 points12 points ago

Somebody had to.

[–]UncleTogie 3 points4 points ago

dm;hT

[–]Emperor_Zar 8 points9 points ago

If I remember it correctly, the episode was "Skin of Evil". Season one, cannot remember episode number. I think it's name was "Armus" and the scene where it sucked Riker in was a very nasty for Frakes. I am mobile and didn't feel like IMDBing or WIKIing so sorry for inaccuracies.

Also, this was the first thing I thought when seeing this also.

Edit: Sorry for double alsoing.

[–]spamjavelin 2 points3 points ago

Bang on. +1 trek points!

[–]ImpossibleOrUnlikely -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote for you - I came here to say this.

[–]l3lackstarBong ripper 36 points37 points ago

I'm going to award myself with the immature thought of the day as the moment I finished the .gif I thought to myself, "It's like a reverse poop."

[–]AAAdamKK 25 points26 points ago

Or is it?

[–]l3lackstarBong ripper 12 points13 points ago

It's like when you have a little bit of shit left and you're just turtling it

[–]xcforlife 7 points8 points ago

Yes, yes it is.

[–]G0nePhishin 7 points8 points ago

Came in for this, was not disappointed.

[–]zmoney92Nyanyanyana 0 points1 point ago

People need to see this.

[–]ngnear 4 points5 points ago

You couldn't have described it better.

[–]bed_head 13 points14 points ago

Biggest question: Where do I get this?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

The putty is actually pretty disappointing. The gif in question most likely occurs over a 10-30 minute time frame and the putty itself is far too thick to be any fun.

[–]chase_what_matters 19 points20 points ago

This kills the whoadude.

[–]MausIguana 0 points1 point ago

Seconded. You have to sit and stare at it for a long time for anything to happen, and even then the result is usually disappointing.

[–]EnsurdagenNyanyanyana 13 points14 points ago

Thinkgeek.com

[–]ResidueHow do fish party? Seaweed. 0 points1 point ago

Uhm, bro I couldn't find it there, can you give me a direct link so I can buy?

[–]Phagabeefy 4 points5 points ago

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/5ac8/?srp=1

They have different kinds, only 1 is magnetic

[–]jcatcolSpace is deep 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man this is awesome

[–]TheEnterprise 1 point2 points ago

AAAAND it's gone.

[–]EnsurdagenNyanyanyana 1 point2 points ago

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/5ac8/

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 3 points4 points ago

Crazy Aaron has decent prices.

[–]TheSadNick 1 point2 points ago

Vat19.com

[–]RTrooperNyanyanyana 1 point2 points ago

the gif is from here: http://www.vat19.com/dvds/magnetic-thinking-putty.cfm

[–]gurtinu 1 point2 points ago

It should be noted that gif is a time lapse, YouTube.

[–]kdar -1 points0 points ago

http://www.marblesthebrainstore.com/mind-putty-evolution-blue

[–]CommercialBreak 9 points10 points ago

KANNNNNNNEDA!

TETSUOOOOO!

[–]5741354110059687423 8 points9 points ago

Source

Where to buy (linked from the video)

[–]Audiophile_is_LifeBong ripper 6 points7 points ago

nom nom nom nom nom nom

[–]madeinvietnam86 4 points5 points ago

you beat me to it...

[–]boring_chap 11 points12 points ago

Play it backwards, it's a sparkly slug pooping a metal cube.

Edit: sorry non-RES users, fixed.

[–]xenoph2 4 points5 points ago

http://img.reversegif.com/22526.gif

Why do you hide it from non-RES users, lad

[–]iwashere33 5 points6 points ago

i want to fill a fleshlight with the putty and put the cube in my ass

[–]EschepperSpace is deep 4 points5 points ago

MORE

[–]gfgmalty 2 points3 points ago

This shit looks cool as fuck!

[–]Will_shred 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of the blob

[–]bostonsam 0 points1 point ago

BOB!!

[–]Smashedkinkajou 3 points4 points ago

I thought the title said pussy instead of putty, almost had a "oh god" moment there..

[–]shagslim -2 points-1 points ago

No you didn't. Stop this shit.

[–]DrMarf 0 points1 point ago

http://goo.gl/XEwnz Found it for $8 on Google Shopping!

[–]readingis_sexy 1 point2 points ago

Its the Blob! But this time instead of flesh its out for... our precious metals!

[–]PhedreRachelle 1 point2 points ago

http://www.puttyworld.com/midnightcolors.html

some answers I imagine

[–]ValhallaSinkingSpace is deep 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I sort of want to eat the putty?

[–]Never_Seen_An_Ocelot 0 points1 point ago

Is it as dangerous as bucky balls?

[–]betheguy 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I really need to take a shower after having seen this.

[–]RicheTheBuddha 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the thing on ST:TNG that killed Tasha Yar.

[–]kevintheimpaler 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, this made me feel dirty. Really dirty.

[–]shuritsen 0 points1 point ago

nnnnnnnnnom

[–]Diosjenin 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey, it's that stuff from The Incredibles.

[–]TheGeorge 0 points1 point ago

Damn you reminded me that firebox sells these and now I'm in a black hole of browsing there cool as fuck stocks.

[–]TheSadNick 0 points1 point ago

Vat19.com! Sing it!

[–]davidt0504 0 points1 point ago

Tasha is next

[–]bumblebiscuits 0 points1 point ago

This is oddly disturbing for some reason.

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

Reminds of my first marriage.

[–]Alexi_Strife 0 points1 point ago

Someone could make a loop of this using the reverse gif. http://reversegif.com/39k7

I could watch that cube go in and out of that putty all day.

[–]gijane480 0 points1 point ago

I for one welcome our magnetic thinking putty overlords

[–]nrbartman 1 point2 points ago

Took almost 3 minutes, but I was able to fap.

[–]frankoceans 0 points1 point ago

Oh man! The things I would do to that putty.....

[–]wuzizname 0 points1 point ago

Poor Tasha Yar...

[–]pottymouthgrl 0 points1 point ago

That could be a fantastic 4 villain.

[–]glitchdocta 0 points1 point ago

I for one welcome our new magnetic thinking putty overlords.

[–]caiodfunk 0 points1 point ago

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

[–]andyzeduck 0 points1 point ago

I just clicked on this cause I thought the tittle sounded fancy as hell!

[–]Bugos19 0 points1 point ago

I have the stuff. It's just a neodymium magnet (which is EXTREMELY magnetic) and a putty

[–]TwoLegsJoe 0 points1 point ago

This is how the world ends.

[–]studiotwentysix 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of The Blob.

[–]SeannyOCCosmic 0 points1 point ago

SENTIENT BLOB

[–]mhyquel 0 points1 point ago

Can I swallow it?

[–]jargonista 0 points1 point ago

MOAR.

[–]pattywhack 0 points1 point ago

How does it work?

[–]beardface0 0 points1 point ago

That is messed up

[–]10010101 0 points1 point ago

Envy? Ohhh yeesssssss!!!

[–]10010101 0 points1 point ago

1?2?3.

[–]Keepitsway 0 points1 point ago

Nightmare from Devil May Cry anyone?

[–]Twitchxiii 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34

[–]jirocket 0 points1 point ago

Is the putty edible?

[–]Helmic_Thighbottom 1 point2 points ago

Resistance is futile.

[–]IamKiiS 0 points1 point ago

If I were tony stark...

[–]jbs13572 0 points1 point ago

Now I just need to find a way to make my penis into metal

[–]jivarie 1 point2 points ago

Top post tomorrow will be reversed and titled amazing putty shits out cube.

[–]horsebycommittee 0 points1 point ago

And the CPSC forces a mandatory recall in 3 ... 2 ...

[–]brizziCosmic 0 points1 point ago

eating at a [10]

[–]damnwhity 0 points1 point ago

......I thought it was a cows ass at first :l

[–]spgtothemax 0 points1 point ago

This sub is amazing.

[–]gMRibcage 0 points1 point ago

NNNNOOOOMMMMM

[–]punywhipster 0 points1 point ago

After seeing this I immediately went on Amazon.com and bought one.

[–]SinceSlicedBread 0 points1 point ago

The Decepticons are fucked.

[–]Warlaw 0 points1 point ago

That thing killed Tasha Yarr!

[–]farmthis 0 points1 point ago

Phasers to maximum. Fire on my mark.

[–]mustache69 1 point2 points ago

the video of the gif > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXJuJQVrgbI

[–]PotatoPotahto 0 points1 point ago

I am oddly aroused.

[–]WC1000 0 points1 point ago

I think i saw this in a goosebumps book

[–]Zymos94 0 points1 point ago

You have a weird definition of thinking, but its still cool.

[–]tmrxwoot 0 points1 point ago

I'ma need some eyes and an om nom nom caption, stat.

[–]commiepinkosocialist 0 points1 point ago

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHEN I WAS A KID? WHERE? WHY

[–]vORP 0 points1 point ago

Man fleshlight research is really taking off.

[–]numeralsandletters 0 points1 point ago

OMNOMNOM

[–]k00dalgo 0 points1 point ago

Omg. It's the blob! Soon it will be eating kittens!

[–]7ravis 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' magnets!

[–]accioreddit 0 points1 point ago

thats your mom's vagina

[–]Homo-Simpson 0 points1 point ago

If only my penis was made of metal.

[–]GeekyAine 0 points1 point ago

I really expected this gif to end with either "nom" or "me gusta."

[–]therealPlatoWoah or whoa? 0 points1 point ago

That's hot

[–]lydacxo 0 points1 point ago

did anybody else just spend the last hour looking at different brands of putty and watching videos of people playing with putty?

[–]randomfemale 0 points1 point ago

I wish this were on r/askscience

[–]_-AJ-_ 0 points1 point ago

What if you taped a very thin magnet to your dick... And then put this putty up to it...

OH FUCK. BRB.

Gotta go fuck a magnet.

[–]robinacape 0 points1 point ago

This is the way the world ends. Just change that to nano matter.

[–]mr3film 0 points1 point ago

The Blob lives!

[–]tekkenjam 0 points1 point ago

we are blob you will be assimilated. resistance is futile.

[–]superkidney 0 points1 point ago

Finally I can use the word amoeboid to describe something.

[–]alibarker 0 points1 point ago

Bitchin.

[–]sudevsen 0 points1 point ago

Look! Its ze Blob!

[–]Nexarc 0 points1 point ago

NSFW...

[–]MrJMaxted0291 0 points1 point ago

OM NOM NOM NOM.

[–]treefingerz 0 points1 point ago

I got this for Christmas 2 years ago. Got really stoned and dropped the magnet on my aluminum macbook. The rest is history.

[–]Dylanm2121 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't paying attention and at first I thought this was a penguin getting anal..

[–]lloorren 0 points1 point ago

IT'S BECOME SELF-AWARE.

[–]jocarbart 0 points1 point ago

The rumor mills say that there is a new cars movie in the works and this will be the primary antagonist of the film.

[–]GoSox2525 0 points1 point ago

looks like a poop suckin up a smaller square poop

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

looks like metallic shit, reverse pooping a metal rod.

so cool lol

[–]MrOrdinary 0 points1 point ago

This cannot end well for humanity.

[–]tehcoolness 1 point2 points ago

someone do a reverse gif of this nao

[–]sirmuskrat 0 points1 point ago

That's so cute. It thinks it's magnetic.

[–]ThunderGyraJungle love -2 points-1 points ago

Of course it's black.

[–]iamkush -3 points-2 points ago

You know what this looks like? A seal getting fucked in the ass, that's what. Now look at it again.

Look at it.

..I dare you, Reddit.

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