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[–]CircleOfJerk 60 points61 points ago

That's quite an argument you've presented.

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[–]fora-mejora 0 points1 point ago

Hey.

Hey you.

Shattup.

[–]Stripedcheese 4 points5 points ago

Shattup? Like shitting past-tense with your ass in the air?

[–]DryZebra 1 point2 points ago

"Indeed, as I recall the man, he, pardon my language good people, he shattup! Needless to say I was appalled!"

[–]MasterofChairs 43 points44 points ago

I can't look at these movies the same after I found out the girl who voiced Ducky was murdered.

[–]MintyFishbowl 29 points30 points ago

By her own father, who also killed his wife and himself, nonetheless

[–]BrianTumors 17 points18 points ago

I didn't need to learn this. Now I'm seeing she was dead before the movie even came out.

[–]zeCrazyEye 9 points10 points ago

Yea that ruined the memory of my childhood. She was only 11 or something. Fuck that guy.

[–]dquizzle 8 points9 points ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]I-Am-The-Cheese 4 points5 points ago

Just found this :/

[–]DaFitz 4 points5 points ago

Aaaannd childhood killed

[–]CannibalShinobi 2 points3 points ago

I knew that but had forgotten, now you have reminded me. Fuck you.

[–]Mr-Printz 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? When did that happen?

[–]galient5 0 points1 point ago

Geeze that's so fucked up. Just read her wiki bio and the fact that she was 10 makes it so much worse.

[–]budperson -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Phathagmas 13 points14 points ago

She was murdered in 1988, which was the year the first Land Before Time. And considering there are 13 Land Before Time movies, no you weren't.

[–]DutchJester 31 points32 points ago

As a kid I would have eaten that shit out of any leaf if someone told me it was a treestar.

[–]shakeanjake 13 points14 points ago

They looked....so.....delicious

[–]viridiana61 71 points72 points ago

that movie, I would never be able to really know how many times I saw it.

[–]dontcallitjelly 57 points58 points ago

There was a period growing up when this and Fievel Goes West were the only movies I would watch.

[–]sickwiththejillness 40 points41 points ago

yes! those and Brave Little Toaster and All Dogs Go To Heaven

[–]the_boaster_toaster 7 points8 points ago

My idol...

[–]EpicJ 10 points11 points ago

You know when they are good movies when you wear out several tapes

[–]ESLForLife 3 points4 points ago

TLBT was the first movie I ever saw in a theater.

[–]trackguy94 7 points8 points ago

Oh god yes. And don't forget about Homeward Bound!

[–]Albaek 2 points3 points ago

[–]Wheniod 4 points5 points ago

that shit didn't make sense but upvote anyways for being hip to the jive.

[–]Albaek 0 points1 point ago

It's the song the radio plays at the beginning of the movie.

[–]Pants_R_Overatd 0 points1 point ago

Galaxy quest.

[–]meftw111 3 points4 points ago

Give 'em the laazzzyyy eyeeeee

[–]brennb 3 points4 points ago

I watched Space Jam so many times it broke. Oh, VHS, how dated your technology is.

[–]bradleyg5 1 point2 points ago

At least they never got scratched if you didn't put them back in the case :P

[–]zaNe18 1 point2 points ago

YES! Same here.

[–]TJ-sylar 6 points7 points ago

treestars? Thats the rating the movie got in ireland

[–]asacorp 6 points7 points ago

aw yiss...

[–]queenpandora 14 points15 points ago

I just did the Stewie Griffin head-turn at my laptop because I am unsure how to deal with this.

What. What was his childhood like? Which movies did he like?! I am dying to know!

[–]Appa_YipYip[S] 11 points12 points ago

I continued to ask him questions like this, and it turns out his parents were VERY overprotective when it came to watching TV and movies.

Apparently, he wasn't even allowed to watch movies like Toy Story until he was about 10 years old. The scenes with Sid and his mutant toys were "too scary for him to handle."

[–]CarnationHawk97 5 points6 points ago

I know this is irrelevant and all, but your name is fucking awesome

[–]Appa_YipYip[S] 9 points10 points ago

[–]0mnificent 1 point2 points ago

Holy fucking shit. I am literally watching A:TLAB in the background right now. I haven't watched it since its original run on TV, and thought I'd refresh myself before watching Korra. What a crazy random happenstance.

[–]the_boaster_toaster 2 points3 points ago

Seconded

[–]queenpandora 2 points3 points ago

:( Your poor friend.

My parents were sort of like this, but I still got to watch all the awesome kid-stuff and watch Nickelodeon every Saturday.

[–]dquizzle 1 point2 points ago

One of my childhood friends was never allowed to watch Power Rangers with me until he was 10.

[–]heebichibi 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty sad. I don't know what these parents are thinking sometimes.

One of my college friends was never allowed to watch cartoons or movies that had "magical" elements in them, because "magic is witchcraft and work of Satan". This included The Care Bears.

However...she was allowed to watch The Gummi Bears. Since, you know, magic is bad, but drugs that give you super bouncy powers are totally okay.

[–]adius 1 point2 points ago

that baby spider was pretty terrifying

[–]cohrt -1 points0 points ago

i have never seen any of the land before time movies.

[–]juliebean303 3 points4 points ago

I can still mouth along with the songs. "Friends for dinner! I'm having my friends for dinner!"

[–]ZippyKitty 9 points10 points ago

Chompers gonna eat him up

[–]morris1022 8 points9 points ago

you mean sharp tooth

[–]ZippyKitty 4 points5 points ago

Didn't they name their sharp tooth friend Chompers?

[–]morris1022 1 point2 points ago

i think that was the baby one

[–]morris1022 2 points3 points ago

that's the one! baby sharptooth aka chompers

[–]pacers31917 1 point2 points ago

Friends for dinner! I'm gonna have friends for dinner!

[–]wiqqido 12 points13 points ago

i have to say, i kind of hate the land before time. this movie gave me my first memorable nightmare. i was with my family, an enormous earthquake split up the earth, and i got left on one side with my entire family on the other, and no way to ever get back to them. also, Cera is a bitch.

[–]XXChromosome11 5 points6 points ago

The HORROR!

[–]BlueNemo3 3 points4 points ago

My friend said the same thing. I said "MOTHER FUCKER WHERE WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD?"

[–]GMonsoon 3 points4 points ago

Seriously? Those movies even had gorgeous soundtracks

[–]roger_podakter 2 points3 points ago

I liked the land before time. Then they made 12 more.....

[–]Peppermint42 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU. I loved the first one but after that they were just... awful...

[–]billy_G0010 2 points3 points ago

I loved those movies. I still have some on cassette lol

[–]dsver1 2 points3 points ago

movie. FTFY.

[–]ScruffMcDuck 2 points3 points ago

Never liked them o.o

[–]slipperygoose666 4 points5 points ago

I mean I watched it when I was younger but now that im older it seems stupid fuck me right

[–]PorcupineTheory 2 points3 points ago

Are you 14? 'Cause that'd explain it.

[–]slipperygoose666 0 points1 point ago

Boy let me tell you spelling don't mean anything

[–]PorcupineTheory 0 points1 point ago

...what?

[–]slipperygoose666 0 points1 point ago

You don't know you can't know! Fucking commie

[–]IncidentOn57thStreet 1 point2 points ago

I always felt like I could taste those tree stars and man were they good.

[–]Mistressdeath88 0 points1 point ago

I love the shit out of this.

[–]paper_towels 0 points1 point ago

Man. Didn't dem treestars always seem so damn tasty..

[–]Insomniacwithnolife 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else wonder how awesome a tree star salad would taste? And I don't even like salad but If they made one from tree stars, I'd eat the shit out of it.

[–]vaselinepete 1 point2 points ago

'Funny' is a stretch.

[–]Mechanikore 1 point2 points ago

And now these days we have the retardly stupid Ice Age movies, which, like this series, is slowly going to have 13 total sequels.

Don Bluth: Sticking it to Disney by doing...films that emulate Disney.

[–]Infernaloneshot 0 points1 point ago

I never even watched it. On an unrelated note, loving the username OP, stay flamin'.

[–]kekepulia 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, all...I FOUND MOTHER LEAF!

[–]steve2166 0 points1 point ago

the reason alot of us seen the land before time and fievel goes was was because McDonalds gave these movies out.

[–]jj_br 0 points1 point ago

this has been on here so many times.......

[–]shatonamime 1 point2 points ago

There's nothing wrong with disliking land before time 2-13. However the first one is a pretty great movie.

[–]tokerdytoke 0 points1 point ago

AWW YESSSS MUTHA FUCKIN BREADCRUMBS!

[–]samw3d -1 points0 points ago

He was fucking with you. It's not actually possible to dislike the Land Before Time movies.

[–]nj711 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost, man... Come on.

[–]InsulinDependent 0 points1 point ago

YupYupYup

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

it's so funny how you post this because smosh put out a new video about sequals and the opening scene was like "oh man i can't wait for the land before time 14!" and i started busting up cause i love that movie. upvote!!

[–]Gagenwebb 0 points1 point ago

Chomp chomp, mothafucka. Chomp chomp.

[–]mygoodguinesses 0 points1 point ago

i want to upvote this more the tree star was definitely a thing of great beauty

[–]supernaturalg 0 points1 point ago

The 1st movie is THE ONLY one worth watching....THAT'S MY HOPPER!!!!!!!

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

Well the movies are incredibly stupid

[–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

No one likes the "movies." Everyone likes the MOVIE.

[–]thefattestman22 0 points1 point ago

god damn.. that's been my TF2 spray for the past three years. Never thought I'd see it on reddit.

[–]sunkissedpianist 0 points1 point ago

I didn't really like those movies either. (And while I'm at it, I don't like Monty Python, the Beatles, Harry Potter, or dubstep.) It's annoying whenever someone dislikes me or makes fun of me for an opinion. I had a great childhood, thank you. Just because I didn't partake in certain seemingly universal activity doesn't mean I'm any less qualified to be human.

Now kindly pardon me while I go beat the everloving shit out of my friend who doesn't love bathing in the magic of Disney.

[–]sunkissedpianist 0 points1 point ago

By the way, I don't hate Harry Potter. I have tremendous respect for J.K. Rowling, her creativity, and the success of her series. The plot just didn't appeal to me, but I do love the fascinating world she created. Also, because I did read all the books (and most of my friends are Potheads - term is used endearingly!) I can still make references and jokes about the series. I'm like a fan, without the love for the Golden Trio and company.

[–]rectal_smasher_2000 0 points1 point ago

favourite film of all time. ruined the vhs tape it was on by watching it at least twice a day as a child.

[–]MangoMagick 0 points1 point ago

The ONLY way my parents got me to eat broccoli was to call them treestars...

[–]Bamboo_Razorwhip 0 points1 point ago

After the first 2 movies, I fucking haaaaaate the rest. Including the show. Haaaaaate.

[–]juliebean303 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah. Longneck, bitches.

[–]phiom -1 points0 points ago

I'm scarred from that fucking movie. Sharp tooth had red eyes..red fucking eyes!

[–]YesYouIdiot 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even slightly funny.

[–]meg5312 -2 points-1 points ago

I literally laughed out loud. Thank you, I needed that!

[–]JediMasterSam -1 points0 points ago

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