After much time had passed and realizing that girl was totally trying to flirt with me.

symmitchry · 1 month

Me and some friends went out to the bar, a small, local pub kind of place. My buddy and I sat down for a game of chess, and a drink. After a while two girls sauntered over, and started chatting with us. Unfortunately, at this point our game had become super engrossing and we ignored them completely. They left after a few awkward minutes. At which point our buddies from across the pub walk over and go "Hey, morons. Did you realize those two girls were totally hitting on you!?" and my buddy that I was playing with leaps out of his seat like "What!?? Where?! Where did they go!?" Chess, man. Goddamn chess.

Ziminrax · 1 month

When I was about 15, I met up with a girl that I met on the internet who lived fairly locally. She was really attractive and at the time way out of my league but she was interested in me.

She invited me over to her house one day because her parents were going to be out all day / most of the night. We were sitting in her living room / kitchen thing while she was eating her dinner and once she had finished she asked me if I wanted to go to her room with her. I said that it was okay because I was fine sitting on the little stool with her in her kitchen / living room.

She gave me a kind of odd look and then just shrugged it off and we left her house and went for a stroll.

A few years later I realised I was an idiot.

TL;DR: Didn't get to do the sex.

mrmcguire · 1 month

I had a crush on a girl, and she would always hang around me and flirt which I didn't really notice. I thought she might like me, but I was really dumb about girl stuff. One time she was with a bunch of our friends and I showed up and she jetted towards me and jumped on my back wanting me to give her a piggy back ride and I bucked her off like an adolescent boy as I usually did in girl situations that I didn't know how to act in.

As she walked away I heard her say "I give up." Every time I think back to that moment I make that face.

And this is how I looked when I realized it... http://i.imgur.com/GqeKs.gif

reedrothchiId · 1 month

This happened when I was younger and still a virgin. I had been flirting with this girl for about a week before I went over to her place one night to hang out. I ended up getting drunk and passing out. The next morning she asked me if I wanted to take a shower with her. I said ok, and ALL I DID WAS WASH MY BODY LIKE A NORMAL SHOWER. I had no idea this meant sex. Why, oh, why was I so dumb?

elr456 · 1 month

I felt like this but the worst part was that I knew on the spot she liked me. The girl even asked about me a few days later. I was too shy to say anything though. Where do I forfeit my manhood card?

Linkzor24 · 1 month

1. Crush flirting on me.
2. Has makeup on and I didn't even realise
3. Was in too much shock that I answered her yes and no questions in a way that made me look like a wuss. ._.
5. ...
4. How could I screw up so hard?!

lakk · 1 month

Yeah man, I know this feel.

Most girls just think you're not into them, when in reality you're just oblivious and probably thinking about wings and beer. I want wings and beer.

MaxMinus · 1 month

I went to a coworker's wedding, open bar. I had bought a relatively pimpin suit for the occasion. The reception shut down around eleven because the bride and groom were shitfaced and left early, so a bunch of us went down the street to a club. On our way in, I happened to see a girl that I knew in high school upon whom I had a huge crush out on the patio. "Booya" said I.

Naturally I needed another drink before approaching her so I went to the bar to grab a beer. I'm standing in line, and two hot blondes flank me, silmultaneously kiss me on the cheeks and in true Woo-girl fashion scream: "We love you!"

But I had an agenda. "Thanks ladies, but there's a girl outside waiting for me." They looked heartbroken for a split second and then fluttered/stumbled away, probably to tag-team some other lucky dude.

I go outside to find my designated target, and she's passed out on the table. What can I do at this point aside from simply walk away? And cry bitter, bitter tears into my tasty bitters beer.

TL;DR passed up two smokin, willing blondes because I saw an old crush.

HolycarpP · 1 month

At a festival the most attractive girl you have ever seen walks up to me. She tells me I have beautifull eyes and I am in her full attention. I the say "that guy over there also has beatifull eyes!".... Never saw her again...

Sterculius · 1 month

Back in high school I had a female friend that was throwing me signals left and right that she'd pretty much do anything I wanted....ANYTHING...if only I'd make the first move. Of course, I never realized this until years later when the opportunity to act was nothing more than a faded memory. Face palmed so very hard.

deathchord423 · 1 month

Happened to me when I was 14. I really liked this one girl. She was a year or two older than me. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was always flirting with her, like at all times. She asked me to go to lunch with her alone one day, but I was too nervous, so I said no. I didn't even take 15 steps before I realized she had asked me out and I said no. I turned around and ran back in the hallway to see if I could fix my mistake, but she was already gone. Fuck you brain. Fuck you.

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Pit_of_Death · 1 month

Sixteen years old. In band camp. Cute blonde flute player had crush on me. I failed to realize the potential. That is all I have to say. Oh god why. Fuck my life.

Meganick410 · 1 month

Yep Ive had my fair share of this. In middle school I was completely oblivious to how many girls liked me. I was just really care free and simply joked around alot. There was this one girl who everyone thought was drop dead gorgeous whom everyone loved. I thought she was just a bit too ditzy but I still treated her with respect and tried to be funny and chill. She wrote her number on my hand one day and I said oh cool thanks. Thing is, I never txt or called her once just because I wasnt that interested. She's now a cheerleader and breathtakingly beautiful. And high school has made me shy and awkward. Go figure.

textured_patterns · 1 month

I don't think anyone has ever tried to flirt with me. I haven't tried to flirt with anyone else either so I guess it's a fair trade.

postslikeagirl · 1 month

So my sophomore year, I'm still feeling awkward and insecure with myself. I have a huge crush on this guy in my algebra class, who is tall, and funny, and just makes me smile all the time. He would always comment on how I looked, so I figured he was a really nice guy to boot. Totally smitten, and totally convinced he's out of my league. End of the year, we sign each other's yearbooks, and that's that. We didn't have any classes together the next year, and shortly after he started dating some other girl.

About five or six years after graduation, I was looking through my old yearbooks. I come across the one he signed and apparently read his message for the very first time. "Hey postslikeagirl! It's been fun sitting with you in math class. You should call me over the summer so we can go get drinks at the coffeehouse or something!" and then he'd left his number and a drawing of the two of us in class. I actually said "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" right on the spot. So fucking dense.

Seriously, I think I was so unsure of myself at the time that anything other than "I really like you and we need to date" would've just sailed right over my head.

poopy_pains · 1 month

Hello My Life, meet nutshell.

SOPA_NO · 1 month

Fine! I'll share my story!

Must've been 7th grade, I had a massive crush on a girl and we were friends. Over the school year we crushed each other with signals, I would tell her she was pretty and she would steal my binder and we would go everywhere together. I'm picking up her signals quite easily (I've always sorta prided myself on that ability) and I'm sure she's picking up on mine. But we were both too flipping shy to actually make a move. The ENTIRE year we flirted together and hung out all the time. Thinking back on it I sort of kick myself for not making a move...

lordkabab · 1 month

To save myself in times like this, I tell myself that we didn't have real chemistry, and not picking up on her vibes was my brain saving itself.

wuzizname · 1 month

I was the most social awkward penguin in high school, but know I understand the womanly ways... and realize that I was such a putz.

Seruz · 1 month

Only time this has happened with me, is with a girl i met on the bus home from a festival where i live. She started chatting with me and gave me her number and stuff. And gave me a hug before we split up to go home. Day after she asked me why i didn't called, i quote -" I was totally down for a booty-call!".

This was when i learned to read the signals. Especially the GIVING YOU THE NUMBER AND THE HUG

Still felt good too know someone was attracted to me, cause i was in quite a downer-phase @ the time.

crogar · 1 month

I was at my good friend's birthday party and his parents were out of town and so we do what all underage kids do. Get hammered off cheap booze, and even cheaper beer. So I'm pretty hammed, and this girl keeps talking to me and getting really close to me. She turns and whispers to her friend, and her friend replies with "Summer is almost over, just do it." and soon after that we go into one of the spare bedrooms to "sleep". We were some of the last people up, so I just figured I was just going to share the bed with her and just sleep, nothing more. I'm still pretty drunk and right when I hit the sheets, I fall asleep. The next day she seems kind of distant and almost pissed off, but I just nurse my empty stomach back to life with greasy bacon, pancakes, and some eggs. A couple days later her friend was talking to me and started telling me how she liked me and she wanted to do stuff with me that night, but I just said "Good night" (apparently) and fell asleep.

Scarjaka · 1 month

I don't know that feel. No girl has ever flirted with me. :/

servohahn · 1 month

In my gifs folder, I have half a dozen gifs of Star Trek characters facepalming. I hadn't seen this one before and I save them under the name "Star Trek [character name] facepalm." I spent a good five minutes trying to remember his name so I could save this picture appropriately. I almost went to IMDB to look it up.

confusedsquirrel · 1 month

When I was 14 I met up with a girl that I thought was cute at her friend's house. We went back to the friend's room with about three other people. We were sitting on the bed when slowly the friends all left. Just the girl and I in the room. While laying there with her on my arm, I made the comment that man this room is hot. She agreed and took off her shirt so she was just wearing a spaghetti strap top. I then pointed out it wouldn't be so hot with all these candles. Then suggested we go outside.

TL:DR: I was so oblivious that had she fucked me, I might have said she was too close.

sneakyspah · 1 month

I know that feel

Arc_ · 1 month

The doctor was easily one of the best characters on Voyager, which still remains one of my favorite Star Treks.

unbwogable · 1 month

Upvote simply for the Robert Picardo gif

jgoodwi3 · 1 month

Ah... memories. I was seeing a girl a few years older than I and we were having a nice conversation in the kitchen and she hinted that we would be more comfortable on the couch. I said "I'm actually good leaning against the counter." Bless her heart, she walked over and put her hand on my shoulder and said "That means we're going to do stuff."

"....Ohhhhh."

Sadly, I learned nothing after this. There's times at the bar when I'm flirted with and just be polite and they walk off. Takes about a minute before I realize and say "I'm a stupid person and deserve to be alone."

TallGardenGnome · 1 month

No, you just thought she was. You thought she was because you're male, and she's female.

Malditismo · 1 month

Yup, happened to me once, I wish that I could travel back in time just for times like these, where's the doctor when you need him?!

plusninety · 1 month

Obligatory Seinfeld scene.

Teenageintrovert · 29 days

Alright, I'm a little late to the party, but here goes.

Let's go through what happened beforehand, end of 8th grade, my crush and I have walked home together almost every day, sometimes alone. She walks out of school with her yearbook and shows a quote of mine in the book. I in turn identify a picture of her. She asks if I would sign her book, so I do.

You know what I wrote? "Don't eat too much icecream!" I close her book and hand it back to her. A few minutes later someone's mom picked us all up to drive us the rest of the way home, I watched her out of the corner of my eye as she quickly and excitedly opened the book, read what I had written, and said, "I'll eat all the ice cream I want!" (in a joking way, not like I was calling her fat).

Later that day I realized I should've written my phone number or something (she didn't have a cell, but I did). I still kick myself for it.

Slapdown · 27 days

This was me going through my old Myspace profile yesterday

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