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"Wait til you see my dick." (i.minus.com)

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[–]stedanko09 1061 points1062 points ago

I would kill to really hear what she could have possibly said at that moment

[–]econguy 945 points946 points ago

Considering the Olympics is a sex fest, she probably got with a swimmer.

[–]NickDouglas 287 points288 points ago

Michael Phelps all checking UK age of consent laws.

[–]crm7290 121 points122 points ago

I think hes boning the other girl who won for the US. Not the 15 year old but the slightly older one

[–]red321red321 183 points184 points ago

missy franklin

idk, judging by this pic she's been locked up by lochte

[–]jkonine 359 points360 points ago

Considering Lochte likely reads at a 5th grade level they should be OK.

[–]Excentinel 27 points28 points ago

This is a university rivalry like Cal/Stanford or UT/A&M comment right?

[–]made4schief 128 points129 points ago

Well if his interview skills are any indicator...

[–]the_penultimate_user 64 points65 points ago

7*4= 21 and rocks. Best interview ever.

[–]Mechanikore 28 points29 points ago

"Rocks..."

[–]LOLZtroll 32 points33 points ago

"Rocks?" "Heh. Yeah..."

[–]sjschmidt93 54 points55 points ago

Hmmm, he really is stupid as shit.

[–]Uono 35 points36 points ago

Most Olympians are actually pretty dumb. Not all of them, but really they spend an insane amount of time focusing on their one thing. They're not exactly hitting the books and rocking out AP credits. Not to mention most of them are young.

Don't get me wrong, there are a few that have gone to law school, but they aren't competing in the most anticipated events like Swimming where the competitors train like 20 hours a day for the Olympics.

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    [–]taiwanboy0 7 points8 points ago

    That was almost painful to watch.

    [–]AfroKona 3 points4 points ago

    Or that he wears a grill.

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      [–]MrShickadance9 24 points25 points ago

      There's a video floating around on the web. He's very very stupid.

      [–]ReadyToLoveAgain 36 points37 points ago

      i was pretty shocked when i saw that reel of his interviews. he's mos def mildly retarded. and he's one of those narcissists who happens to think they are interesting, but are actually mind crushingly boring. i was like "kid, you better thank god that you are a devastatingly handsome young man worth about $50 mil, because you sure aint ..." oh wait, forget it. i am jealous of him.

      [–]TrollandDie 21 points22 points ago

      You should at least watch one full interview before describing what you think of the man.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWzGJ5_UyHM&feature=fvst

      He seems alright at articulating (just a very slurred voice/accent is the problem) his points and I'd say he thinks quite humbly of himself judging on what he says here. Now, he's also done some much worse videos (especially his 'promo' vid for London, but again it seems down to the execution of his voice) but I still think the clips mash-up is treating him unfairly.

      Edit: One more vid that does a decent job of justifying his articulation-not great but not bad eitheir. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajb4Gp-Lkvo&feature=related

      [–]AgainstTheSheepY 20 points21 points ago

      He came across as humble to me...

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            [–]Anuglyman 112 points113 points ago

            As if Lochte is only banging one chick in London

            [–]Indurate 58 points59 points ago

            you mean Lochte up right?

            [–]goalstopper28 29 points30 points ago

            Missy is 17. Which is better than 15...

            [–]theRevanite 50 points51 points ago

            Consent is 16 in england nbd.

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              [–]thatuberdude 27 points28 points ago

              they eye fucked the shit out of each other

              [–]ProfoundlyDeaf 14 points15 points ago

              He has a very weird body. I'm not saying its bad, but the proportions are just off.

              [–]Sullan08 53 points54 points ago

              Swimmers...

              [–]estherflyXD 12 points13 points ago

              Its a swimmer thing. He's not exactly a land mammal.

              [–]theground2 4 points5 points ago

              damn it, how am I supposed to compete with him?

              [–]andytuba 63 points64 points ago

              First, you train as an Olympic swimmer for ten years.

              [–]red321red321 30 points31 points ago

              in the pool

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                    [–]speezo_mchenry 282 points283 points ago

                    I just love the idea of Usain Bolt jack-hammering on a 4 foot Chinese diver.

                    [–]Icanus 49 points50 points ago

                    I wonder if there's porn of this?

                    [–]ws479 132 points133 points ago

                    This is the internet.

                    [–]chance_has_a_reddit 61 points62 points ago

                    Rule 34. Edit: You horrible bastards! List of thoughtful comments, and rule 34 gets me the most karma...

                    [–]stickmanwalking 15 points16 points ago

                    Please deliver.

                    [–]RaggedAngel 6 points7 points ago

                    That would be rule 35; if there isn't, you have to make it.

                    [–]yakityyakblah 11 points12 points ago

                    I'm kind of amazed there isn't, not specifically that scenario, but you'd think with that many competitors fucking a video would inevitably leak out.

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                      [–]I_like_your_hat 11 points12 points ago

                      How fast would he finish?

                      [–]Clone019 11 points12 points ago

                      Fastest man in the world...

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                        [–]stedanko09 35 points36 points ago

                        That explains Phelps being "distracted"

                        [–]SKabanov 674 points675 points ago

                        #5, if anyone's interested.

                        EDIT: I can't tell what Mustafina said to cause Komova to get wide-eyed, but the second part looks like she said "Да, его" (translated: "Yes, him"), which would lead me to believe that she did indeed bag somebody.

                        [–]FlaKK 124 points125 points ago

                        I dunno man... Seems like an incredibly awkward exchange.

                        Hugging

                        "I banged so and so."

                        Surprised

                        Him?

                        Yes Him.

                        Smiles and more hugging.

                        I could however see a scenario in which Mustafina was telling Komova that a boy she met likes her - that seems much less odd, though my best bet would be that it had something to do with the gymnastics scoring.

                        [–]BrianWonderful 79 points80 points ago

                        Yes, it seems completely likely they'd have this conversation out on the televised competition floor instead of back in the dorms or other personal areas.

                        [–]FlaKK 59 points60 points ago

                        Yeah - the more I think about it I assume Mustafina was explaining to Komova just how close she was to Gabby Douglas in the scoring.

                        [–]SKabanov 14 points15 points ago

                        I'm not arguing that it wasn't awkward - judging by Komova's facial expressions, it sure looks like she's not entirely sure how to react.

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                          [–]umnotevenclosebro 230 points231 points ago

                          As a russian speaker I can honestly say there is absolutely no way you can tell that she is saying that. Additionally, it makes no sense they would be talking about some random guy she may have banged between performances at the olympics. I am super glad you were on the case, Mr Detective.

                          edit: Also, if she was confirming she slept with someone she would say "да, с ним" (yes, with him) not "да, его." Your "yes, him" implies a verb and the only verb that would make sense with "его" (for a native speaker) would be a really rude curse word I don't imagine a 17 year old girl using to describe sex.

                          [–]justmadethisaccountt 6 points7 points ago

                          What if she said, that guy over there likes you?

                          [–]Ya_Ruskaya 7 points8 points ago

                          You would use a different word. It would still mean "him", but there's a different word for it.

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                            [–]GummyDeath 792 points793 points ago

                            New life goal: Get ripped, compete in Olympics, fuck lots of hot athletes.

                            EDIT: Apparently I have to point out that I am a girl.

                            [–]TheAtomicPlayboy 945 points946 points ago

                            After that: Cure cancer, fly to the moon, fuck moon bitches.

                            [–]thunderblumpkin 263 points264 points ago

                            bitches love flying to the moon

                            [–]mouschi 247 points248 points ago

                            You don't bring sand to the beach.

                            [–]jettrscga 90 points91 points ago

                            He's right. Do not byob.

                            [–]KryptKeeper 45 points46 points ago

                            Do not bring your own...bitches?

                            [–]Stompedyourhousewith 48 points49 points ago

                            well you obviously cant bring your own beach!

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                                  [–]Dr_Tecknologic 48 points49 points ago

                                  Bitches love being called bitches.

                                  [–]Houston832 68 points69 points ago

                                  I hate callin' the women bitches, but the bitches love it.

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                                  [–]Lincolns_Hat 43 points44 points ago

                                  That's the most frightening thing I've seen this week. Thank you.

                                  [–]massive_cock 9 points10 points ago

                                  Looks like a rip in some foam on his cheek there.

                                  [–]I_AM_SO_HUNGRY 12 points13 points ago

                                  So unnecessary, yet so perfect.

                                  [–]jayvfman 15 points16 points ago

                                  Bitches, babes, Battlestar Galactica.

                                  [–]zHellas 8 points9 points ago

                                  So they can ride my mighty Moon Worm.

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                                    [–]palanoid 7 points8 points ago

                                    Sorry, bitches in moon only love engineers. NASA has moved them there.

                                    http://search.dilbert.com/comic/Nasa

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                                      [–]HotRodLincoln 45 points46 points ago

                                      You might consider skeet shooting.

                                      You don't have to be that buff, and it also has a very fitting name.

                                      [–]greenroom628 25 points26 points ago

                                      i'm gunning for the 10m air rifle. any competition that a pregnant woman can participate in, i'm game.

                                      [–]drumstyx 13 points14 points ago

                                      This. I've been shooting air rifles for a while now, and I'm starting to think it's not too terribly difficult to qualify for the 10m air rifle. Who knows, maybe some day.

                                      [–]phqu88 5 points6 points ago

                                      You can't use a 10 guage

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                                        [–]exgiexpcv 21 points22 points ago

                                        Anyone who has been Security at an Olympics can tell you that there is huge banging going on. And you pretty much nailed why: they're young, with the best their bodies will ever be, they're under huge pressure, and sex is great for releasing tension. Having hot sex with other Olympians seems pretty much a done deal.

                                        [–]BigHurt0313 5 points6 points ago

                                        And the females probably dont ovulate because their bodies are under such physical stress...no chance for pregnancy.

                                        [–]Djdp24 32 points33 points ago

                                        r/getmotivated material right there

                                        [–]bassman2112 96 points97 points ago

                                        I was actually Olympic qualified like 5 years ago. Decided not to go and stopped training because I valued my education more.

                                        Evidently I made a huge mistake.

                                        [–]Sir_Meowsalot 30 points31 points ago

                                        I don't know...how do you feel about your life ending up just endorsing Cereal?

                                        [–]Doesnt_Get_Irony 14 points15 points ago

                                        For a cool million, I'd be all for it.

                                        [–]Roboticide 3 points4 points ago

                                        A cool million, and dozens of hot athletes.

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                                          [–]ProfoundlyDeaf 14 points15 points ago

                                          What sport?

                                          [–]bassman2112 20 points21 points ago

                                          Speed Skating

                                          [–]nikolei_the_bovinian 10 points11 points ago

                                          pics or it didnt happen

                                          [–]bassman2112 14 points15 points ago

                                          Haha, what kind of pics would prove it? I could take a picture of my massively disproportionate thighs, but would rather not have that floating around the internet.

                                          [–]nikolei_the_bovinian 25 points26 points ago

                                          At least it'd be decent fap material.

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                                            [–]Plazm 43 points44 points ago

                                            Lying.

                                            Just kidding, just kidding.

                                            [–]Batcaptain 9 points10 points ago

                                            Boner-killing.

                                            [–]Freddie_AppsHero 14 points15 points ago

                                            The obvious plan would be to compete in one of the events where you don't have to be ripped. Guam had a 200 KG+ judoka in this Olympics, he won his first round match too. Follow his example.

                                            [–]jberth 58 points59 points ago

                                            Yeah, except that guy is one of the few not getting laid. No girl is gonna fuck the 250lb dude when almost all the other guys in the Olympic Village have 6-pack abs and rippling biceps. And some of the chicks too.

                                            [–]floor-pi 12 points13 points ago

                                            He could kick their asses though. That's a positive.

                                            [–]doomgiver98 3 points4 points ago

                                            The athletic throwers too.

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                                                [–]Mordred19 14 points15 points ago

                                                or get ripped, break some guy, then take over a city.

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                                                  [–]Moiraine 27 points28 points ago

                                                  I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but considering that female gymnasts are among the most closely monitored athletes at the Games, I can't imagine this is true.

                                                  [–]_Smokey_ 161 points162 points ago

                                                  "By the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, 100,000 condoms were distributed to about 6,500 athletes and officials. That's about 15 condoms per person. AND THE 100,000 CONDOMS WEREN'T ENOUGH. Halfway through the games, an emergency shipment of rubbers was brought in to fill the gap."

                                                  Hahaha

                                                  [–]Never_Seen_An_Ocelot 42 points43 points ago

                                                  Bullshit, I worked the Olympics and there were TONS of condoms left over. This was true in both Vancouver and Whistler, many of the cases of them were never touched.

                                                  [–]lsguy 9 points10 points ago

                                                  did you take any? assuming workers took some condoms as well, that could throw off certain calculations

                                                  [–]Never_Seen_An_Ocelot 22 points23 points ago

                                                  Yeah, there's still a massive fishbowl-like crate in the house I lived in while I was there. We were able to take anything that was left behind in the team houses (Athletes were housed by country) so there was tons of stuff. Booze, condoms, clothes, etc. It really was one massive party.

                                                  P.S. You haven't partied until you've done keg stands with olympians at Austria House.

                                                  [–]justmadethisaccountt 15 points16 points ago

                                                  People are going to take free stuff.

                                                  [–]furyasd 61 points62 points ago

                                                  Is that true?

                                                  If I was an athlete, I would still have those 15 2010 Vancouver condoms, because in the time that I wasn't competing I would probably still be here on reddit, being alone and shit.

                                                  [–]MK_Ultrex 80 points81 points ago

                                                  "If I was an (olympic grade no less) athlete" and "reddit" in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

                                                  As for the number it doesn't sound excessive. 10.000 fit people which share the same interests, confined in a relatively small place for 20 days? 100k condoms means that they have sex once in two days. Accounting for multiple condoms during intercourse, young people being horny, sex being a stress reliever I would say that the number is pretty realistic.

                                                  [–]interrupting_cat 48 points49 points ago

                                                  But you forget, only one condom is used per two people, so double those numbers.

                                                  [–]verxix 47 points48 points ago

                                                  only one condom is used per two people

                                                  This assumption isn't entirely correct.

                                                  [–]kelustu 11 points12 points ago

                                                  because of multiple uses during one time? Or because of gay men? Because if it's the second one, then factor in lesbians, too.

                                                  [–]Roboticide 17 points18 points ago

                                                  I think he means multiple condoms between a single couple. They probably have ridiculous stamina.

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                                                      [–]MK_Ultrex 22 points23 points ago

                                                      True, true I forgot about that. In any case having sex twice a day, especially between young people in a party like environment is pretty normal. I am not a porn star but I remember having sex 3-4 times a day with a new girlfriend for weeks. Since we are talking about people that are famous for being supreme examples of athletic fitness those numbers rise exponentially.

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                                                        [–]doomgiver98 23 points24 points ago

                                                        There's probably at least one athlete who goes on Reddit. I don't know who it is, but whoever it is should have an AMA.

                                                        [–]MK_Ultrex 22 points23 points ago

                                                        I am sure that there is. But I am also sure that he doesn't spend his downtime here. Maybe he browses it for half an hour, and looks at pictures of cats and what not then continues his day.

                                                        An olympic athlete that knows about the cumbox and sheramie? Not likely.

                                                        [–]poptart2nd 35 points36 points ago

                                                        sheramie? i'm on reddit for 9 hours a day and i don't know what you're talking about.

                                                        [–]ChancellorFunnelcake 10 points11 points ago

                                                        Not a clue here either, officer.

                                                        [–]MK_Ultrex 6 points7 points ago

                                                        It was a very short lasting meme about an sms conversation with a wrong number. The person that started the conversation signed all texts with something like "ItS SheRAmiE". I tried to search for it but got no results.

                                                        Don't worry about it though. I was away for a week and upon my return I could not get what the chuck testa thing was about (still don't really).

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                                                              [–]JupitersClock 1 point2 points ago

                                                              Chances are you wouldn't be an athlete.

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                                                                  [–]theramennoodle 8 points9 points ago

                                                                  Funny side note: the picture they use for Cleveland Ohio in #3 isnt even Cleveland Ohio.

                                                                  [–]_mAn_ 7 points8 points ago

                                                                  I'm sorry, but you suck at lip reading,

                                                                  [–]THEdeltafox 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  Привет товарищ!!!

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                                                                    [–]airmind 70 points71 points ago

                                                                    It's a tad incorrect... a lot of those condoms, by the quantity of which they judge the 'orgy' are simply being taken as souvenirs.

                                                                    [–]Scrooge_McDuck90 35 points36 points ago

                                                                    True. I've not had sex in quite a while but if theres free buckets of condoms going, i'm filling my pockets. Feels bad.

                                                                    [–]herruhlen 42 points43 points ago

                                                                    Free balloons man.

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                                                                      [–]isolatedincidents 84 points85 points ago

                                                                      Shh...you are ruining my mental images of hot athlete on hot athlete sex.

                                                                      [–]zeug666 28 points29 points ago

                                                                      How do you feel about silly balloon parties? What about silly balloon parties with sexy results?

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                                                                        [–]Hoobleton 31 points32 points ago

                                                                        Also, people from countries where condoms are illegal/expensive/hard to acquire take shitloads home with them.

                                                                        [–]FearAzrael 14 points15 points ago

                                                                        In what country are condoms illegal which also sends athletes to the Olympics?

                                                                        [–]DGolden 32 points33 points ago

                                                                        Not anymore, but they were illegal here (Ireland) until 1980. And you needed a prescription until 1985.

                                                                        [–]MK_Ultrex 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        WTF? What was the prescription for?

                                                                        [–]DELTATKG 6 points7 points ago

                                                                        ... Condoms, obviously.

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                                                                          [–]Hoobleton 7 points8 points ago

                                                                          I wasn't sure, but I included it anyway. After some research it appears they can only be distributed by hospitals and pharmacies in Saudi, I couldn't find any info about Qatar (these were my two most suspect countries).

                                                                          Perhaps I went a bit far using "illegal" but difficult to acquire/expensive are concerns in some places.

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                                                                            [–]dkotes 16 points17 points ago

                                                                            Is that just something going around on the internet, or is it really?

                                                                            [–]UCSocrates 21 points22 points ago

                                                                            Reality. Here's an ESPN article as quoted by a number of Olympic athletes. Even Hope Solo said "There's a lot of sex going on."

                                                                            [–]Hudlum 43 points44 points ago

                                                                            It really is. You have a large group of toned, young athletes at the peak of their physical fitness all staying in a communal village. Come on.

                                                                            [–]xyroclast 41 points42 points ago

                                                                            They're also highly-trained workaholics. Wouldn't a lot of them forego sex in the name of focus?

                                                                            [–]SerialEndosymbiosis 64 points65 points ago

                                                                            Possibly, but then when their events are over, there's no need to focus anymore.

                                                                            [–]SupaSaiyajin 16 points17 points ago

                                                                            The past 4 years of their lives have been spent training all day, with little to no partying. I'm sure once their event is over, they would go all out.

                                                                            [–]Hudlum 27 points28 points ago

                                                                            Some probably do, Id wager most probably don't. Especially after their event - I know if I had trained all my life for an event, competed and medalled, I would party like a motherfucker for at least the night afterwards. And if I hadn't medalled? Had not even ranked in the event I spent a life time training for ... well I would still party like a motherfucker, though there would be a more somber tone.

                                                                            [–]drewster23 6 points7 points ago

                                                                            They are all super trained athletes on energy fiull diets, during the olympics they don't train like they did allowing a lot of energy to be pent up. A great way to relieve this is sex.

                                                                            [–]TrollandDie 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            But when athletes finally finish what they set out to do, a lot of the time they usually go out harder than your average party animal.

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                                                                                [–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                Nothing is sacred.

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                                                                                  [–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                  "Totally got fucked by that guy you like. Now give me a hug bitch."

                                                                                  [–]GRFatman 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  I am assuming it had something about lesbian sex back at the "compound"

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                                                                                    [–]dingledog 146 points147 points ago

                                                                                    "I call it... the pommel horse"

                                                                                    [–]disappearingboy 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                    Women don't do the pommel horse.

                                                                                    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                    They actually do, but I'm not sure if it's an Olympic event. It's also much different than men's pommel horse.

                                                                                    [–]liqdnitro 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                    It's an olympic event here, if you know what I mean!

                                                                                    (I mean real good sex)

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                                                                                        [–]StewieBanana 238 points239 points ago

                                                                                        That young woman fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

                                                                                        [–]Readyrock[S] 170 points171 points ago

                                                                                        They cried a lot.

                                                                                        A whole lot.

                                                                                        I kept imagining them as Tevye's daughters being driven from their village by jackbooted Russian thugs.

                                                                                        [–]emohipster 178 points179 points ago

                                                                                        Damn those Russian jackets are so 90's.

                                                                                        [–]red321red321 416 points417 points ago

                                                                                        so are the girls

                                                                                        [–]Nukleon 112 points113 points ago

                                                                                        Shabam!

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                                                                                            [–]ext2523 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                            http://www.theonion.com/articles/fans-of-watching-teenage-girls-cry-excited-for-oly,28986/?ref=auto

                                                                                            [–]redditis4queers 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                            She kind of looks like Dobby.

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                                                                                              [–]atomofconsumption 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                              http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/Futurama_302_-_War_is_the_H-Word.jpg

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                                                                                                [–]Draiko 244 points245 points ago

                                                                                                "I'm Pregnant"

                                                                                                ...

                                                                                                "it's yours"

                                                                                                [–]holbrot 154 points155 points ago

                                                                                                I'm pretty sure Aliya Mustafina was just telling Viktoria Komova that Jordyn Wieber did not make the all-around finals.

                                                                                                [–]Ghenges 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                As much as we wish it was some type of sordid, juicy, gossip - this is probably exactly what it is.

                                                                                                [–]dcaking 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                While not funny, this is the only thing that makes sense to me.

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                                                                                                  [–]NaitoWins 104 points105 points ago

                                                                                                  I am not really good at lip reading, but I think she said: "Da ladno?" which can be translated as "For real?".

                                                                                                  [–]gokism 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                  She called her horse that too?

                                                                                                  [–]eugeniusbastard 487 points488 points ago

                                                                                                  Even better in reverse

                                                                                                  [–]ModestCamel 47 points48 points ago

                                                                                                  I actually have to thank you for using pictureshack. It's WAY better in slow motion, in reverse.

                                                                                                  [–]lights_poodles_tails 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                  passive. nice.

                                                                                                  [–]klsi832 186 points187 points ago

                                                                                                  "That noise came from my vagina, not butt."

                                                                                                  "Oh!"

                                                                                                  [–]Strug-ga-ling 90 points91 points ago

                                                                                                  http://i.minus.com/irs7DY0fhjrX1.gif

                                                                                                  [–]red321red321 103 points104 points ago

                                                                                                  anderson wouldn't understand

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                                                                                                    [–]lettice 258 points259 points ago

                                                                                                    this is totally the brunette telling the blonde that a boy has said he likes her. That kind of conversation is in universal girl-talk.

                                                                                                    I have science on my side.

                                                                                                    [–]Killerbunny123 104 points105 points ago

                                                                                                    Fellow female here, this science is sound.

                                                                                                    [–]Armitando 63 points64 points ago

                                                                                                    Fellow scientist here, this female is sound.

                                                                                                    [–]PrincessTrollestia 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                    Fellow sound here, this female is science.

                                                                                                    [–]b90 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                    Sound fellow here, this science is female.

                                                                                                    [–]BurningSquid 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                    Science here female sound this scientist.

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                                                                                                        [–]lettice 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                        seemed pretty clear to me, we've all been there :)

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                                                                                                          [–]justmadethisaccountt 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                          The is the most scientifically accurate conclusion.

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                                                                                                            [–]MisterUNO 84 points85 points ago

                                                                                                            This is so insanely juvenile... it's hilarious.

                                                                                                            [–]AddressOK 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                            There has to be a Redditor around here that knows how to read lips.

                                                                                                            [–]herrjoe 89 points90 points ago

                                                                                                            *A redditor that can read lips in Russian.

                                                                                                            [–]doomgiver98 58 points59 points ago

                                                                                                            *A Redditor that can read Russian lips.

                                                                                                            [–]syscofresh 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                            I'd like to volunteer.

                                                                                                            [–]doomgiver98 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                            What does it say then?

                                                                                                            [–]Mapekus 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                            russian lips

                                                                                                            He's talking about lady parts. He would like to read her "Russian lips".

                                                                                                            [–]the_penultimate_user 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                            In all honesty, who wouldn't?

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                                                                                                                    [–]bonecandy 46 points47 points ago

                                                                                                                    Her emotional rollercoaster reminds me of this

                                                                                                                    [–]airickanderson 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                    I watched that for five minutes and couldn't stop laughing

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                                                                                                                      [–]jkonine 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                                      As an American, I found Mustafina to be like the perfect villain from an 80's cold war sports movie.

                                                                                                                      [–]Gherkiin13 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      I'm hoping that there is such a thing as an 80's cold war sports movie, but I don't want to check in case I'm disappointed.

                                                                                                                      [–]nisroch 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                      Rocky IV!

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                                                                                                                          [–]ExHempKnight 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                                          I've seen enough futanari to know where this is going.

                                                                                                                          [–]SeanMoney 403 points404 points ago

                                                                                                                          This was pretty funny, but it's in the wrong subreddit. Shoulda been in r/funny or r/gifs.

                                                                                                                          [–]Vodiodoh 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                          Ying Yang Twins

                                                                                                                          The whisper song

                                                                                                                          [–]hoomaneater 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                          Imma beat that pussy up.. Like BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!

                                                                                                                          [–]myfajahas400children 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                          You worked hard, made it to the Olympics, and Reddit turned you into a hermaphrodite.

                                                                                                                          [–]redheronDE 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                          Nothing else could have been said.

                                                                                                                          [–]LoneConservative 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                          9.5/10

                                                                                                                          would

                                                                                                                          [–]Mapekus 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                          9.5/10

                                                                                                                          Would whisper again.

                                                                                                                          FTFY.

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                                                                                                                            [–]CochMaestro 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                            sshh shhh shh....just the tip

                                                                                                                            [–]Praj101 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                            Is it weird that placing that quote with that pic somehow made that hug even cuter for me?

                                                                                                                            [–]nightwing2024 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                            What I thought immediately

                                                                                                                            [–]Dichotomouse 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                            Why is every comment thread for every olympic event featuring any women always 90% about them having intercourse?

                                                                                                                            [–]PhotonMalaise 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                            Because 10% of reddit isn't interested in it.

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                                                                                                                              [–]BCJRW 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                              Where are those girls from?

                                                                                                                              [–]rywalm 59 points60 points ago

                                                                                                                              russia

                                                                                                                              [–]Phussorile 59 points60 points ago

                                                                                                                              ио шау.

                                                                                                                              [–]JoshAndArielle 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                                              yдhшeh.

                                                                                                                              [–]Sobek 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                              Yes, my son?

                                                                                                                              [–]balloftape 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                              As someone who can read Cyrillic... it hurts to look at that. udhsheh?

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                                                                                                                                    [–]Jigsus 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Russian gymnastics team. They barely took second place from Romania in the final. I think she's telling her they just inched in front by a point thanks to her.

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                                                                                                                                      [–]paulseagull 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                      How do you guys edit these clips from television? How would I capture the segment and then transfer it into something like premiere?

                                                                                                                                      [–]RajMahal77 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Loving it. Maybe we can get the actual athletes to tell us on Reddit what they said now that it's turning into the mysterious fucking legend that we shall look up to as the gif that graces the screens of our smartphones for these are the days of our lives.

                                                                                                                                      [–]bahamutisgod 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                      How old are these girls? I need to know before I spank it to this gif.

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