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[–]cr3ative 103 points104 points ago

My satnav has twitter. I can't figure out how to stop it prompting me to tweet about where I am when I depart and arrive. :(

[–]latecraigy 85 points86 points ago

Those crooks are still waiting to know when you're not home

[–]_mach 16 points17 points ago

I know right? And fuck the manuals, because deep down, I really don't want to fucking find out how to turn that off.

[–]Stinkynugs 1270 points1271 points ago

I would give me fridge its own twitter account, and post status updates about the food and coldness in the fridge.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1606 points1607 points ago

"Freezer's packed full! #deadhooker"

[–]Careless_Con 1170 points1171 points ago

"Do you really need another beer? #judgmentalappliances"

[–]Roboticide 254 points255 points ago

"Treadmill says that you're really not ready for that tub of ice cream you just put in. #Whirlpoolweightloss"

[–]DexOx 136 points137 points ago

that would actually be really cool and really creepy. passive-aggressive furniture.

[–]dghughes 186 points187 points ago

Downstairs_Toilet @Fridge What the hell has he been eating?! #crap

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 38 points39 points ago

[–]SinisterSintram 6 points7 points ago

There's a donald duck comic about it too (in Sweden atleast). SPOILER WARNING! Were John D. Rockerduck and Scrooge McDuck are trying to best each other in selling household appliances. It starts out with Scrooge McDucks freezer breaking together completly, thus forcing him to buy a new. Leading to the discovery that John D. Rockerduck is dominating the market for household appliances. This in turn makes Scrooge turn to Gyro Gearlooseto invent better household appliances (smart ones in this case) with John D. Rockerduck following close behind in the technological race. It all ends with the Beagle Boys sneaking into the factories reprogramming them to rob all the citizens of Duckburg, then they get caught somehow and all is well... kinda.

[–]kushmau5 21 points22 points ago

I can't wait until things become sentient.

[–]slyguy183 555 points556 points ago

"Oh, you bought Pabst Blue Ribbon again? Real cool bro."

[–]apox64928 429 points430 points ago

"full of old, discount deli meats." #poorbastard

[–]ambiguousallegiance 321 points322 points ago

"Still bought a top-of-the-line refrigerator that posts to Twitter." #stupidbastard

[–]dublzz 316 points317 points ago

"Get these fucking magnets off me." #ihaveagun

[–]metalhead4 174 points175 points ago

YEAH BITCH #MAGNETS

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

BITCHES LOVE #MAGNETS

[–]PerilPhoSho 134 points135 points ago

"I'm going to kill you and your family. lol. #unappreciatedfridge"

[–]tainterator 223 points224 points ago

"Don't think I couldn't just because I'm a fridge. I control your food -- 30 salmonella related deaths last year. You think they were acciednts? #fridgemafia"

[–]isstatingtheobvious 25 points26 points ago

Mafia fridge needs a Wordpress app, his story has more than 140 characters.

[–]Claypool2112 126 points127 points ago

Hey! There's nothing wrong with Pabst. It did win a blue ribbon

[–]DancingOnCoals 149 points150 points ago

The blue ribbon is the one every beer gets just for showing up.

[–]reptomin 29 points30 points ago

It may or may not have, but to win an award in 1893 before, you know, all the other great beers were invented.. Its like saying "Best Model T Ford Windshield Replacement!"

[–]HappyAssassin 31 points32 points ago

Dunno why you got downvoted, that ribbon is legit.

[–]jeanlucinurbutt 27 points28 points ago

oh my god this guy is possibly making fun of hipsters

[–]FramingRips 59 points60 points ago

"It smells like shit in here! #spoiledmilk"

[–]Ashtwain 92 points93 points ago

Updated via refrigerator

[–]myotheralt 29 points30 points ago

[–]megustadotjpg 10 points11 points ago

"Do you really need another sandwich?" #yougotfat

[–]frisky_business2 27 points28 points ago

"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS.. WE MAKIN JELLO SHOTS #YOLO #rollinondubs"

Fuck I got a guido ass fridge.

[–]mamjjasond 351 points352 points ago

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[–]Antidote 162 points163 points ago

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK

[–]scootstah 20 points21 points ago

That pretty much sums up what I do when I can't find anything to eat.

[–]Poofster 141 points142 points ago

Fridge humour. Something I'd get a twitter account for.

[–]troyv21 66 points67 points ago

They would be the coolest posts on twitter.

[–]bford_14 21 points22 points ago

It gets embarrassing when your fridge has more followers than you

[–]Pandora_Glovebox 88 points89 points ago

Why not? your washing machine has an account and it's a bit grumpy.

[–]thegriefer 50 points51 points ago

You would be too if your life went down the drain.

[–]TheDukeOfGumby 38 points39 points ago

" Econo-mode again? Jesus Christ lady, live a little!"

[–]thefatalepic 7 points8 points ago

Thank you for that! Thank you.

[–]sheriff_skullface 36 points37 points ago

Are you a pirate?

Me fridge shivers me timbers. Tis a cold one, yarrrrr.

[–]famblycat33 67 points68 points ago

Too bad this is buried, because here's your answer right here. Hook that up to ifttt.com and you can do some neat stuff with that.

EDIT: No longer burried, I guess.

[–]opoipo 41 points42 points ago

Jerry rig an arduino into it with a temperature sensor and maybe even a hinge opening sensor. Tweet whenever the door gets opened or the temperature gets changed.

[–]thegriefer 75 points76 points ago

"Why the hell are 3.6 million people following a fridge?"

[–]Claypool2112 89 points90 points ago

I'd rather follow a fridge than Justin Bieber

[–]LifeFailure 33 points34 points ago

You'd better follow it closely, or you might not be able to catch it!

[–]crazy1000 26 points27 points ago

Get containers for each food item and put rfid tags on them so the fridge knows what you are eating.

[–]opoipo 33 points34 points ago

Then have the RFID tags pass through your system and have the thing live tweet where in your body the food currently is.

[–]wessiide 48 points49 points ago

Eggplant salad here, still chilling in the upper intestine. #constipated

[–]opoipo 5 points6 points ago

Undergoing diffusion, #YOLO

[–]neoice 24 points25 points ago

I want this technology and hook it up to a recipe database, with the ability to automatically generate grocery lists based on a menu plan and/or rules like "always keep 1 gallon of milk on hand".

[–]stanknutz1985 18 points19 points ago

Or better yet what you can make for dinner based on what's inside.

[–]mattmwin 20 points21 points ago

Do I need milk? Yea I think so. Arrives at home FUCK I HAVE SIX GALLONS ALREADY.

[–]KoreanTerran 802 points803 points ago

1: "Hey, is your fridge running twitter?"

2: "Yeah, it is why?"

1: "Well, you better go catch it?"

2: "What?"

[–]Tactful 580 points581 points ago

"Is your fridge tweeting?"

"Yes, why?"

"Damn, those eggs were supposed to be un-fertilized."

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 127 points128 points ago

"How do you like your eggs in the morning: sunny side up, scrambled, or fertilized?"

This pickup line has 100% success.

*Results may vary

[–]sprankton 35 points36 points ago

Be careful if you try to pick up a Filipino woman with that line.

[–]userjoe9066 226 points227 points ago

I actually did this to a 911 operator one time back in the late nineties while I was at a mall. Me and my brother thought we were the most clever fucking dudes in the world, she answered the phone and we laid down the first line "Is your refridgerator running?" and she simply said "I know where you are"............Me and my brother pissed our pants and sure enough about 10 minutes later a cop walked in and started asking people if there were any kids on the pay phones and it eventually got back to us while we were with our father, the cop had a good conversation with him about fines this and fines that..........My back side hurt worse than ever before that night.

[–]m00n_man 83 points84 points ago

ah yes. prank calls from the pay phones at the mall... me and my group of friends were so cool in middle school.

[–]Hoobleton 54 points55 points ago

We used to use the payphone outside my school to prank call insurance companies because they had freephone numbers and their advertising jingles made it impossible to get the numbers out of your head.

[–]steviesteveo12 50 points51 points ago

Good for you. I can't believe people have time to prank call 911 when you look at all the more deserving alternatives.

[–]haberdashing 6 points7 points ago

QVC everyday after junior high.

[–]KallistiEngel 11 points12 points ago

Pssh! Pay phones! My friends and I used our house phones for prank calls before caller ID was common. Sure they could always use *69 to find out the number, but that costs money.

We also just dialed random numbers and hoped they worked.

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

Haaa yes. Good old days.

[–]thefatalepic 11 points12 points ago

You gotta use the ones by 7-11.

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[–]Ardeet 9 points10 points ago

Now you get drunk and make prank calls to the woman across the street?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

One time I called 911 on a payphone without putting any money so I thought it wouldn't work. But sure enough a cop showed up. This was at a restaurant and I got in big trouble. I think I was 10 at the time. I also did this at one of the disney parks, didn't get caught there though.

[–]Damn-it-man 17 points18 points ago

My twin did something similar in a Target. I was just minding my business with my mom while he was with my dad. And guess who gets blamed? This guy right here. My mom is yelling at me and of course I'm fucking clueless as to why I'm being yelled at so I start crying and I STILL got my ass beat. I was 5

[–]raidonbluntz 13 points14 points ago

dammit, man.

[–]someprimetime 102 points103 points ago

My signature from my mobile phone is "sent from my refrigerator". Guess that joke's over...

[–]voNlKONov 10 points11 points ago

As long as Etch-A-Sketches don't get twitter, I'm still good.

[–]Lenabean 86 points87 points ago

now a fridge with Instagram....

[–]KingDP 232 points233 points ago

I just pictured someone taking a mirror photo in the bathroom with their fridge....

[–]slatterboy 35 points36 points ago

Am I the only one that imagined them holding it at an angle to get 'dat photographer look'?

[–]lookitzpancakes 9 points10 points ago

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[–]thatguydan01 8 points9 points ago

or using the fridge AS the mirror.

[–]teious 21 points22 points ago

An inside camera that takes instagram pictures of all its content and uploads. brilliant!

[–]K4ylan 22 points23 points ago

And then display it on the screen, so you don't waste electricity browsing an open fridge. You can look at the screen before you need something, then just open and pluck it out.

[–]SilverAg11 59 points60 points ago

so you don't waste electricity

Seems legit

[–]K4ylan 22 points23 points ago

Yeah, I didn't think about that.

[–]SilverAg11 16 points17 points ago

Haha

[–]apiBACKSLASH 14 points15 points ago

We can finally prove that the light really does go off when you close the door

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1531 points1532 points ago

Why? What could you possibly tweet from your fridge?

Grocery lists, sure. Recipes, fine. Notifications, why not?

But twitter, what the fuck.

You may as well put twitter on the toilet so I can tweet about the consistency of my bowel movements. "Twitter on the Shitter. #YOLO!"

Actually, I would rather read toilet tweets than fridge tweets. Because they would at least tell you upfront that it's all shit.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1123 points1124 points ago

"Taking an explosive diarrhea right now #thuglife2012 #YOLO #SWAG"

[–]classic__schmosby 995 points996 points ago

You don't need to wipe when you got SWAG.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 401 points402 points ago

#SEASHELLS

[–]josephanthony 292 points293 points ago

"#HOWDOIUSETHE3FUCKINGSEASHELLS? #YOWO @Skidmarks"

[–]gemini86 434 points435 points ago

You Only Wipe Once?

[–]VirtualAnarchy 204 points205 points ago

"#white #underwear #gone #dark"

[–]SomeNoveltyAccount 192 points193 points ago

5 years ago this thread would have been unintelligible.

[–]JayPetey 248 points249 points ago

It's still pretty unintelligible.

[–]CowplusCowequalsCows 52 points53 points ago

Is that the new Bond movie?

[–]Brownt0wn_ 50 points51 points ago

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells snicker

[–]atalkingfish 17 points18 points ago

Is there a reference here I'm missing? About the seashells?

[–]Cobruh 163 points164 points ago

~~~~~~~~~ Retweet it your a strong beautiful person who dont need no toilet paper ~~~~~~~~~

[–]fartuckyfartbandit 65 points66 points ago

~~~~~~~~~ Retweet it your a strong beautiful person who dont need no toilet paper ~~~~~~~~~

[–]Teeterz 48 points49 points ago

~~~~~~~~~ Retweet it your a strong beautiful person who dont need no toilet paper ~~~~~~~~~

[–]JayPetey 23 points24 points ago

RT @Teeterz "Retweet it your a strong beautiful person who dont need no toilet paper" U JUST RED MY MIND GRL #inspirational

[–]cliffrowley 4 points5 points ago

Nobody needs no toilet paper.

[–]DisposedCheese 3 points4 points ago

~~~~~~~~~ Retweet I am a strong independent black women who don't need no toilet paper ~~~~~~~~~

[–]boxedlogic 28 points29 points ago

"Just had another slice of chocolate cake 'cause I'm a fatass lol! #FridgeTweets"

[–]OneBigBug 153 points154 points ago

If you have an account just for your fridge and all of the household following it, you could tweet grocery lists. "Need milk and eggs" seems more valid as a tweet than anything else I've ever seen.

[–]thatfilthyfive 26 points27 points ago

FridgeTwitter, for when pulling your phone out of your pocket and texting your spouse is just a pain in the ass.

[–]fartuckyfartbandit 119 points120 points ago

Why not just use a grocery list app? Also, my mom's fridge already keeps track of what's in the fridge through scanning barcodes, and anytime something is used up, it gets put onto a list. And I am pretty sure the fridge in the OP's pic can do the same thing.

[–]amlynch 205 points206 points ago

I wish to know more about this fridge.

[–]a424d5760ab83a7b1a0e 66 points67 points ago

Fridge is the housekeeper.

[–]senor_coolguy 73 points74 points ago

Smart House was a weird movie

[–]gamerholic 14 points15 points ago

Her name is Maria

[–]UnrealMonster 82 points83 points ago

WHAT KIND OF GENIUS FRIDGE IS THIS?! A feature that's actually useful?! Madness!

[–]formfactor 36 points37 points ago

Until advertisers get ahold of it...

[–]GeekBrownBear 53 points54 points ago

scan generic milk "WHY BUY GENERIC WHEN YOU CAN BY MACARTHUR?! HERE'S A COUPON!"

[–]superbstevens 40 points41 points ago

That actually seems really helpful.

[–]ArchZodiac 16 points17 points ago

As long as it stays in a small corner like on my Xbox dashboard, I don't mind being told there's a 50% sale on blahblahblah. I just can't stand advertisers that have to slow me down or get in my way to make sure I hear about their "wonderful" deal.

[–]superbstevens 3 points4 points ago

That's what advertisements should be.

[–]Jen_Snow 49 points50 points ago

Is your mom in the Jetsons?

[–]eeelisabeth 45 points46 points ago

Your mom's fridge is smarter than me.

[–]foxh8er 17 points18 points ago

Is she a VP of something? No mere mortal could own such a fridge!

[–]tainteddonut 70 points71 points ago

Shit, we already don't talk to each other, I guess calling someone on their cell is being phased out, along with texts.

"Did you get the milk honey?"

"Milk? Sorry babe, must've forgot. Shoulda called to make sure!"

"Ohhhh my good you're a failure of a husband! I fucking tweeted it from the fridge! Don't you check twitter?! I want a divorce and custody of the children, you useless prick!"

[–]OneBigBug 71 points72 points ago

...the problem there looks more like a bitch wife than Twitter.

[–]HotRodLincoln 41 points42 points ago

If we're going to put $500 per unit of electrical equipment into it, why not spend like 4 hours writing a twitter app for it? It's like $500 in soft cost to write a twitter app for it.

[–]mrm1776 42 points43 points ago

We used to sell the first generation of these fridges at Best Buy... They were constantly getting returned because the screen crapped out. And the screen cost more to replace than it was worth... So we'd usually just swap the fridges out. Most people would switch to another model though. Those fridges sucked.

[–]opoipo 15 points16 points ago

4 hours is a bit of a stretch, isn't it?

[–]OneBigBug 40 points41 points ago

A stretch in which direction? Seems like it could go either way depending on the platform and prior knowledge of Twitter.

[–]cowabungaman 11 points12 points ago

Methinks you are oversimplifying app development.

[–]HotRodLincoln 15 points16 points ago

I just looked to see what I could find on the fridge, if you look, it appears to be "Android Powered" so, they probably just installed an app that was already written, so maybe like 15 minutes.

[–]NJerseyGuy 59 points60 points ago

[–]DownvoterAccount 157 points158 points ago

You're complaining about programs on a fridge with a digital computer screen attached to it.

A fridge. With a computer embedded on the door.

We are living in the future.

[–]SirNoName 209 points210 points ago

First world problems
"Fridge has twitter" "Can't find a reason to tweet from it"

[–]mic43ll3 33 points34 points ago

Where's my jetpack? They promised us jetpacks, dammit!

[–]HorseSplashes 27 points28 points ago

That is the douchiest music I have ever heard.

[–]zack10house 20 points21 points ago

I had to click just to hear the douche-music. God dammit.

Someone wrote that and thought "man, this shit is good, I've gotta record this", and then they recorded it, listened to it, and STILL decided it was something the world needed to hear. That's someone's FAVORITE SONG. Shit.

[–]Dead_Rooster 2 points3 points ago

If this is all we get in the future then I'm sorely disappointed. Where's my fucking hoverboard?

[–]theyellowrocket 48 points49 points ago

"Wow, I'm really glad my fridge has twitter!" - said no one ever

[–]HarryLeggs 11 points12 points ago

Put one above the toilet so you can be apart of #pweeting

[–]hullo_thur 5 points6 points ago

I'll be honest, I'd probably use a toilet that had twitter integrated on it...but a refrigerator? no. that's just stupid

[–]chris-martin 17 points18 points ago

I assume you can also read tweets...

[–]SeisGurl9 53 points54 points ago

Because god forbid I miss a tweet during that agonizing 30 seconds I spent to grab a drink. #fml #firstworldproblems

[–]well_welp_ok 244 points245 points ago

Does this mean the fridge can tweet about the shit i eat?

"Merp just grabbed 2 yogurts and a banana. Dude is a soft vagina if you ask me"

[–]thefence_ 183 points184 points ago

what kind of assclown puts bananas in the fridge?!

[–]well_welp_ok 140 points141 points ago

One that gets called out by his twitter tweeting fridge

[–]IAmAngry 65 points66 points ago

Once your bananas are ripe you can put them in the fridge. They banana inner shaft will last 2 weeks despite the banana skin going black.

The smart assclown puts bananas in their fridge.

[–]cognitions 4 points5 points ago

Heh.. shaft.. going black.. last 2 weeks.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

Of course, ripening bananas cause fruit to ripen more quickly, too.

So smart assclowns with fruit in their fridge don't put their bananas in there.

[–]Ardeet 4 points5 points ago

And very soon the bananas and over ripe fruit start to achieve sentience. Their hunger builds and they take root in the milk and cheese, creating flying cultures of dairy evil that invade the meat draw and the half opened tin of sardines (that you were really going to eat one day to be healthier, but right now I just want another piece of chocolate) in order to feed their banana overlords.

Unless you're some insane lover of chaos, don't put bananas in the fridge.

[–]urquan 26 points27 points ago

I love how the flyer says:

Everything you want on your refrigerator without the clutter.

[–]bobdog40 50 points51 points ago

Wait, if a fridge can get twitter, can it go on reddit?

[–]buckie33 208 points209 points ago

I am a fridge, ama.

[–]friday6700 70 points71 points ago

"DAE eat breakfast?"

"My face when I saw I put the milk in the cupboard last night."

"My ice is supposed to come out in cubes, instead they're all stuck together! It's like my ice machine took a shit!"

[–]SOL-arSentient 194 points195 points ago

"I just got some ice #yolo #glaciers"

[–]NickDouglas 116 points117 points ago

I imagine Pandora playing music every time I open the fridge, and a small part of me goes "shut up and take my money."

[–]Threnx 55 points56 points ago

Set it to this for help with dieting.

[–]SeisGurl9 31 points32 points ago

OH GOD. For some reason this made me laugh the most. Voice over something like "back again fatty?" in a somber whisper...

Imagine trying to go for that cold slice of pizza then.

[–]N0_Context 27 points28 points ago

You could use a time sensor to make the judgement more relevant. "Third time this hour? I'm flattered"

[–]Squishumz 9 points10 points ago

Ah, back for your midnight gorging, I presume?

[–]4amchocolatepudding 13 points14 points ago

Piggy back for more? OINK OINK FATTY

[–]SeisGurl9 23 points24 points ago

Twitter....terrible idea.

Theme song for my fridge? #thisiswhyimbroke

[–]prannisment 10 points11 points ago

"My damn fridge keeps breaking down! This thing sucks! The only thing on it that actually works is the stupid computer screen!" Sent from a GE Refrigerator.

[–]fuckingzack 37 points38 points ago

So that even more people can tweet about their breakfast, duh!

[–]suttin 133 points134 points ago

"J-j-j-just had an a-a-awesome breakfast. Thanks m-m-m-mom." @waltjr

[–]shmishshmorshin 20 points21 points ago

I'm glad he finally changed his handle back from @flynn.

[–]Ninko 10 points11 points ago

and to make refrigerator puns/jokes all the time.

[–]Wompuz 42 points43 points ago

That's just cold.

[–]wolfchimneyrock 460 points461 points ago

lik dis if u crushd ice erry time 4eva

[–]-Gavin- 64 points65 points ago

only 4 cubes fml

[–]MrKrazybones 129 points130 points ago

5eva, dats mor then 4eva

[–]ForzaOne 34 points35 points ago

>A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.  

>she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"  

>he said "NO..""  

>da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.  

>boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.  

>she was ded.  

>he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)  

>xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx  

[–]kingbinji 31 points32 points ago

juz opnd da frij door LOL

[–]audiocut 15 points16 points ago

That's enough, senator

[–]muggleeater 11 points12 points ago

The fridge has a valid point

[–]untrustableskeptic 19 points20 points ago

I work at sears. I am here right now even. Guess what I am typing this on...

[–]guitardude911 8 points9 points ago

"Posted 5 minutes ago via refrigerator"

[–]tree_dweller 16 points17 points ago

@ the fridge gettin sum ice t lol #yolo

[–]jakenichols 17 points18 points ago

Its for tracking and spying on you. "Why does a fridge hook up to the internet?" is the question everyone should be asking.

[–]Crinklepouch 6 points7 points ago

Skynet

[–]StrangeLuckForever 91 points92 points ago

This trend needs to die. I'm talking about Facebook/twitter whatever else social media. It's getting way out of control! Like this if you...share us with your friends...to visit our website, like this button first, sign up etc... It's in so many commercials, restaurants, stores. Call me old and bitter, but I really hope this just stops magically overnight sometime very soon. :)

[–]MrFahrenkite 39 points40 points ago

I am also old and bitter at the age of 22. This shit sucks.

[–]Terran_Republic_Dude 18 points19 points ago

Twitter is actually pretty awesome when you follow people you like and companies you like. I don't think I would like to see it go away. Facebook? Sure.

[–]Arch_0 17 points18 points ago

The year is 2049. Humans are now forced to login to their fridges in order to access the food contained within. Terms and conditions apply.

[–]Bluedemonfox 427 points428 points ago

How else are the women supposed to tweet?

[–]kingbinji 120 points121 points ago

with the twitter stoves

[–]Mr_Stinson 74 points75 points ago

Quick, the SRS is coming! RUN!

[–]sjs 32 points33 points ago

I agree but just to play devil's advocate, what if I followed recipe or food related people and found recipes and could view them on the web and such. I've used my iPad in the kitchen and I know lots of others who do too.

Personally I wouldn't actually do that but a kitchen computer that doesn't take up counter space is an interesting idea. I'd rather have something at eye level but it's a start.

[–]well_welp_ok 14 points15 points ago

it's on the ice/water machine. who the fuck is going to walk up to the ice machine every time you need to know how many eggs goes in the batter?

[–]sjs 9 points10 points ago

Something built into the counter might be cool. It could be flat or at the back and up at an angle. That would be pretty slick.

[–]SansPoint 53 points54 points ago

Step 1: Buy tablet computer. Step 2: Place on kitchen counter.

[–]sjs 10 points11 points ago

I'd like it to be under something spill and splash proof that can easily be cleaned.

[–]SansPoint 37 points38 points ago

Step 1.5: Place in ziploc bag. (Really. This works.)

[–]kyari05 11 points12 points ago

Replace Step 2 with 'velcro to refridgerator'.

[–]alexispres 7 points8 points ago

I can just imagine Redditors standing in front of the fridge for hours, browsing Reddit.

[–]maz-o 9 points10 points ago

you wrote it, didn't you?

[–]Genesii 4 points5 points ago

I want a fridge that I can watch wrestling on.

[–]josephanthony 4 points5 points ago

So it doesn't feel intimidated by those people who make Facebook statuses 'via microwave'.

[–]fuckinDEAD 3 points4 points ago

It'd be funny if it tweeted a secret photo of you every time you grabbed the handle. The various states of sobriety/time would be funny

[–]tasteofink 9 points10 points ago

Why does anyone need twitter?