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[–]S6Echo 5 points6 points ago

Stuffed crust?

[–]Cyberslasher 3 points4 points ago

Only cause the creamy explosion inside feels so good.

[–]TheMountainThatRides 1 point2 points ago

Pizza cutter

[–]gameboykid11 1 point2 points ago

This is beyond funny.

[–]FadedBlaze 1 point2 points ago

Well if she's a Redditor he could repost shit like this repost

[–]SamanthaYvonne 1 point2 points ago

So, what was the best answer?

[–]deamento 1 point2 points ago

The pizza is a bad idea. Use a toy car next time. It's way more fun for the staff in the emergency dept. that's the best awnser xD

[–]THEDumbasscus 1 point2 points ago

Stick a sub up there. I'd recommend a meatball sub for maximum sex jokes.

[–]IHateTape 0 points1 point ago

Did it a year ago..

[–]AzazealLBlack 0 points1 point ago

saw this on spicket 24 on youtube nearly died laughing

[–]7Snakes -1 points0 points ago

Why are these posted? Most of them are obviously fake.

"DUHUHH HOW DO i MSATERBAIT W/ A RAMEN CANDLE W/OUT BRNING My WEENER?"