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[–]narcolepsyinc 34 points35 points ago

Every time I see this, it's like looking in a mirror.

[–]batmanboner 31 points32 points ago

Holy shit! I loved you in the hangover <3

[–]Forhavu 12 points13 points ago

And all those Santa Clause movies!

[–]DanOkami 9 points10 points ago

Holy shit, you're really cute.

If that is really you and not an actor or something.

[–]narcolepsyinc 10 points11 points ago

Mom, please stop..

[–]DanOkami 3 points4 points ago

Dude, I'm dead serious.

Huh, maybe I should mention that I'm gay...

[–]narcolepsyinc 1 point2 points ago

I was just kidding. It was very flattering. Thank you.

[–]Sycosplat 6 points7 points ago

Nice try, narcolepsyinc.

[–]MisterHooper 1 point2 points ago

brother?

[–]narcolepsyinc 0 points1 point ago

It's good to be reunited again. I've laughed at that picture so many times - both because it reminds me of myself and because it's hilarious.

[–]dyingtosaythis 58 points59 points ago

[–]Bret16 15 points16 points ago

I prefer the uncut one rather than the cut one.

Wait a second...

[–]maniacalmania 20 points21 points ago

The uncut one feels better, but the cut one is cleaner.

[–]terapod 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for this. To me, the long version is the only version. Mostly because I lose my shit when the milk ruptures the nose.

[–]staffell -3 points-2 points ago

That was fucking awful. Ruined by the following frames.

[–]nvrknowsbest 58 points59 points ago

I liked it the first couple times I saw it.

[–]StarHat 3 points4 points ago

I still like it.

[–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

I don't.

[–]MisterHooper 5 points6 points ago

So..the fat guy in the picture is actually me (im less fat now.) The picture was originally for my friends web comic series called Lolzies. True story. This picture was taken in a bank in Plano Tx.

[–]MisterHooper 1 point2 points ago

psh..i wouldnt be caught dead with that poor excuse for a beard.

[–]Maxatron4000 0 points1 point ago

I they're going to repost, atleast post the whole [thing].(http://i.imgur.com/Gwqgg.jpg)

[–]ruzd 6 points7 points ago

I prefer this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I see this too much

[–]sculley4 1 point2 points ago

Excellent use of the Yellowknife airport.

[–]maniacalmania 0 points1 point ago

What do they usually use it for?

[–]MisterHooper 2 points3 points ago

banking.

[–]MisterHooper 0 points1 point ago

nope...a bank in Plano Tx.

[–]sculley4 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected Sir!

[–]IceBlueEyes 0 points1 point ago

"Boo!"..."Kitty!"

[–]hail_to_the_victors -1 points0 points ago

This is the lamest and most awesome thing I've seen in a while

[–]Conflicting_Opinion 2 points3 points ago

I'll have to agree with you on that.

[–]FASX -1 points0 points ago

[–]nestlewater 0 points1 point ago

Oh lord.. I read this while on iwastesomuchtime.com with my buddy while sitting in Astronomy class.. We couldn't contain our laughter and almost got kicked out of class. It was one of those "I'm not supposed to laugh right now which is why it's so funny" moments.

[–]uniformsquare 1 point2 points ago

repost up in my face

[–]SimplyJenkins 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA menacing laugh

[–]Troubled_Potato -1 points0 points ago

The polar bear kills me.

[–]Linton58 0 points1 point ago

There's a 75% chance that this is a Cabella's in PA.

[–]xcris19x -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure it's been said, but, EPIC.

[–]nocdonkey 0 points1 point ago

guy looks like a fatter version of Mark Driscoll..

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

This is none of your business polar bear, why did you barge in with your laugh?

[–]multimasked 0 points1 point ago

Sorry if I didn't laugh. I was kind of attracted to the handsome bear guy in the photo.

[–]_allFallsDown 1 point2 points ago

charlie brown

[–]Giggyjig 1 point2 points ago

Stop laughing polar bear, you weren't part of the joke

[–]TapsMan 1 point2 points ago

That's preposterous, you can always laugh and not directly be int he joke.

[–]aldrchase 0 points1 point ago

In fact, we're doing it right now!

[–]tineboxbeaver -2 points-1 points ago

Hahah, this is my humor.

[–]Ruins-It -4 points-3 points ago

Seems to me as if that wolf..

..is stuffed.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 8 points9 points ago

Yea that was the joke.

[–]Nanerpus 9 points10 points ago

points to his username

That was...also the joke. BD

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 2 points3 points ago

It didn't even ruin it. It just restated it basically word for word.

[–]Nanerpus 0 points1 point ago

Well, fair enough. But at least he tried! c:

[–]Qizo 0 points1 point ago

I think he made that username because if he ever actually ruined something he had something to fall back on.

[–]NBurg -4 points-3 points ago

Older than dirt. Sorry sir, but you will get a downvote for unoriginal material.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]poptarts69 0 points1 point ago

Or, you can post the full version... what a shitty repost!

[–]disassociationDevice -2 points-1 points ago

Chuck Testa?

[–]jmpeelman 0 points1 point ago

nope.

[–]deviation -2 points-1 points ago

Why the fuck is your name Afghankush? I'll kill YOU!

[–]wheatfields 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I don't even to be rude, but I am high right now and I didn't even laugh from this. so weird..

[–]Cyberpork -5 points-4 points ago

First thing on r/funny that makes me laugh out loud. Thanks!

[–]nimitch 0 points1 point ago

I like how everyone in the picture got a kick out of it!

[–]PirateMug -2 points-1 points ago

For about a second I thought this was stupid. Then I started laughing my ass off.

[–]vizzay -2 points-1 points ago

INControl...?

[–]ohwellwhateverneverm -2 points-1 points ago

hahah ive seen that like 40 times but i always lol

[–]partchimp -2 points-1 points ago

it's hilarious to think he brought a sandwich to the museum with this in mind.

[–]AugurAuger -4 points-3 points ago

Chuck Testa

[–]villmaen -4 points-3 points ago

Wish I could upvote this more :D

[–]icebison -5 points-4 points ago

I've never seen this before, and I found it funny enough for an upvote. But after finding out this is in fact, a repost, there. will. be. no. up. vote.

[–]thexica124 -5 points-4 points ago

Nope! Chuck Testa