this post was submitted on
1,083 points (53% like it)
8,007 up votes 6,924 down votes

funny

subscribe2,665,171 readers

6,532 users here now

Results of the facebook poll

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 56 comments

[–]everflow 75 points76 points ago

Real reason: He is homeless. The most he ever owned was this lousy tent that collapsed by the slightest breeze.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 34 points35 points ago

That's an indirect consequence of Eyore being too caught up in his existential angst in order to do something with his life, like getting himself a decent house.

[–]HappyDays7 5 points6 points ago

He found Owl a fucking house. God damned idiot gave the bird Piglet's ancestral home. God damn, Eeyore, get your shit together.

[–]Deprr 9 points10 points ago

i think we may be reading too far into winnie the poo....

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 9 points10 points ago

[–]Squishumz 0 points1 point ago

Heh, you said pooh.

[–]LeStab 70 points71 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]ANAL_ANARCHY -2 points-1 points ago

That was me, actually.

[–]FictionalGeorge 17 points18 points ago

His anus is on/in his back?

[–]fireshaper 2 points3 points ago

Same think I was thinking.

[–]SniperTooL 0 points1 point ago

Doubleplusthink.

[–]headphonehalo 6 points7 points ago

What is this, hentai or something?

[–]CarlosSagantana 15 points16 points ago

No, it's Family Guy so it's on the same intellectual level as hentai. Close enough for me, have a medal.

[–]Bainemo -1 points0 points ago

I'm surprised this comment is doing so well, given the number of teenagers on Reddit

[–]Dave_Vai 23 points24 points ago

This episode was on BBC3 last night. That's my guess as to why it's getting posted again.

[–]Annatto 9 points10 points ago

The the real question is: Who nailed it

[–]pinkdiamondring 6 points7 points ago

....poor eyore

[–]Careless_Con 5 points6 points ago

He's just lucky that Tigger hasn't realized that there's a plump and slow donkey waddling around all the time.

[–]pinkdiamondring 0 points1 point ago

horses get beet by donkies in fights

[–]Careless_Con 1 point2 points ago

...beet...

[–]SniperTooL 0 points1 point ago

Give Dwight a break, he's been out on the farm all day. Must be beet.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]imgoingleft 9 points10 points ago

19 hours 8 posts with 1k in links and -65 in comments, impressive.

[–]Mardoxx 9 points10 points ago

Was that meant to be funny?

In case he deletes it:

AhoyWaffle

No, don't feel pity for him, if he doesn't like it up the ass, he would have removed it.

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, some people like plugs. who are we to judge eyore for the little things that might make him less miserable.

[–]camnewtonn1 8 points9 points ago

You're a fucking douchebag

[–]H_J_Farnsworth 4 points5 points ago

Are you in middle school?

[–]Harold_Grundelson 4 points5 points ago

It's to hide his prolapse.

[–]perfectshot29 1 point2 points ago

so /r/prolapse is real.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]rshady1 4 points5 points ago

actually there was an episode of Winnie the Pooh where his tail did fall off. they simply nailed it back on. Your theory is void.

[–]emmaggolly 1 point2 points ago

Better than a potato.

[–]Viperbunny 1 point2 points ago

I have seen this before and it makes me crack up every time. Perspective is a beautiful thing. I would feel pretty horrible if I had a nail in my anus...also, he is the only one whose tail is held on the way.

[–]SocialisedMedicine -1 points0 points ago

So... He has a stick up his ass?

[–]ZapActions-dower 0 points1 point ago

IIRC, the voice actor for Pooh did the voice for this episode. Jim Cummings is in fucking everything.

[–]Relics0897 0 points1 point ago

Where is that guy who makes the repost charts?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

pooh looks high.

[–]DanifC 0 points1 point ago

Pooh has a front-butt.

[–]ANAL_INVESTIGATOR 0 points1 point ago

This would indeed cause many problems.

[–]butseriouslyfolks 0 points1 point ago

It took me until I was seventeen to get that Eeyore was a donkey, and that's why his tail was pinned on.

[–]donquixote235 0 points1 point ago

Technically it's his coccyx.

[–]doxxeh 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when I see the Seth MacFarlane animation style?

[–]da95pa99 0 points1 point ago

Childhood ruined

[–]katty941 0 points1 point ago

why does pooh have a bum tummy?

[–]xThexlostxprophetx 0 points1 point ago

How does he take a dump?

[–]Vdubman 0 points1 point ago

I literally laughed till I cried

[–]dragonite_life 0 points1 point ago

Seth macfarlan's voice.

[–]heimdal77 -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or doses Pooh look like he has a ass on his stomach?

[–]banang 1 point2 points ago

wow looks like family guy...

[–]glennrosehv -1 points0 points ago

whats this from?

[–]Pielikey 9 points10 points ago

probably family guy judging by how the faces are drawn

[–]glennrosehv 0 points1 point ago

I thought it'd be like those weird extra things that Seth Macfarlane does

[–]mredditer 3 points4 points ago

I think family guy. I remember the episode.

[–]homesick_hobo 13 points14 points ago

[–]Maiyeu -5 points-4 points ago

There's a nail in that ass