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Never Again! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]SometimesY 155 points156 points ago

"What would happen if I took your nose?" "It would be very painful...for you."

[–]Azrael6519 40 points41 points ago

"Theatricality and deception, powerful agents for the uninitiated. But we are adults, aren't we Bruce?"

[–]Dentingerc16 28 points29 points ago

"My nose betrays you, because it belongs to me."

[–]iamkush -1 points0 points ago

Wat

[–]feureau 6 points7 points ago

But we are adults, aren't we Bruce? ... YOINK!

FTFY

[–]cyantsunami 0 points1 point ago

I feel this is the only one that actually deserves an upvote.

[–]SalmirAeon 62 points63 points ago

"When Gotham is ashes... You have my permission to take my nose."

[–]0takuSharkGuy 1 point2 points ago

"I am Gotham's nose."

[–]phun403 6 points7 points ago

I WATCHED BATMAN TOO

[–]DrPingu76 96 points97 points ago

That "got your nose" thing doesn't work for black kids, our thumb and finger tips are light.......fun fact.

[–]Stoneman20 44 points45 points ago

TIL

[–]theresaviking 31 points32 points ago

I initially thought this was going to be about the shape of black noses.

[–]Dark_Saint -1 points0 points ago

Theirs a small spoiler in that "Suits" gif.

[–]albatrossnecklassftw 3 points4 points ago

There's

[–]an_expert_in 3 points4 points ago

As a black person I can confirm this...

[–]AATroop 2 points3 points ago

As a white person with one black friend, I can confirm anything.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 32 points33 points ago

DEM TRAPS.

I am pretty sure the trapezius grew the body.

[–]ApologiesForThisPost 18 points19 points ago

Don't forget his amazing dance moves.

[–]PelicanMiracles 12 points13 points ago

http://i.qkme.me/3qawh5.jpg

[–]Beignet 5 points6 points ago

I'm 'mirin. It's like those traps have biceps.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 1 point2 points ago

"No one cared who I was before I had the traps"

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

nop http://i.imgur.com/SVhpZ.jpg

[–]bianchibros 1 point2 points ago

dat bacne

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[–]zhiggins72 6 points7 points ago

What are you talking about? He put on thirty pounds of muscle with mma training and eating 4000 calories a day. http://moviebody.com/tom-hardy-workout/

[–]Thazy 14 points15 points ago

This popped in my head yesterday. How does Bane eat? Does he brush his teeth?

[–]malikb979 13 points14 points ago

IVs and no.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 19 points20 points ago

through his butthole. now try watching tdkr again, with this in mind

[–]FireRising 5 points6 points ago

Seeing it again in 2 hours.

Challenge accepted.

[–]Purdy14 0 points1 point ago

I mentioned the fact that his mask looks like a sideways goatse to a friend on the way in to the cinema.

His face was priceless.

[–]DatBanana1 5 points6 points ago

I just imagined the mask's tubes gave him the things he needed as food (protein, nutrients etc) but not so sure on the brush of the teeth thing :/

[–]okgasman 14 points15 points ago

From my understanding of the story laid out in the movie, he probably lost all of his teeth in the massive fight. Probably lost most of his sinus cavities also creating the pressure on nerves that cause "normal" people to get massive headaches when they have colds and flu. The face mask might provide the correct pressure to the sinus system so he has no pain in the area.

I have no idea about the food.

[–]DatBanana1 2 points3 points ago

thankyou for that reply, that really cleared things up :)

[–]jimblob32 -4 points-3 points ago

I was told a theory, that he wasn't disfigured in the fight, he was just beaten up, and during the surgery, they stapled a willy to his face.

[–]okgasman 1 point2 points ago

Most people do no need surgery if they get beat up, however after a severe beatdown with missing teeth involved, dental surgery may be necessary. Also, broken noses may need to be moved around a bit for breathing.

[–]DarkWhite 7 points8 points ago

Pretty sure that guy doesn't really need to brush his teeth. He didn't seem to have much of a 'settling down with a good woman' feel about him. And who the fuck would dare tell him his breath stinks?

[–]DatBanana1 -2 points-1 points ago

You raise a very good point...

But who would go out with a 6ft, 300lb guy with a voice like dart vader with athsma?

[–]DarkWhite 7 points8 points ago

British accent dude, it works wonders.

[–]MoonDaddy 1 point2 points ago

There is no such thing as a "British" accent. That's like saying there is a "European" accent. And it's based on a gypsy bareknuckle boxer.

[–]DarkWhite 0 points1 point ago

I avoided saying an English accent purely for our international friends. Trust me, the term British accent annoys me as well.

[–]OmegaX123 -2 points-1 points ago

'English accent' is also wrong, fyi. There are many different accents in the UK, even the specific area we think of as 'England' or 'Great Britain' has more than just one accent. You have your Cockney, your upper-crust posh, your common working bloke, your Northerner, and so on.

[–]DarkWhite 0 points1 point ago

OK, now you're just getting picky. Yes there are many "English accents". Trust me, I can tell if someone is from a town 10 miles away. But they all fall under that broad umbrella that is English.

[–]EnlightenedNarwhal 1 point2 points ago

Rah al ghul's daughter?

[–]Paradox 0 points1 point ago

Dart vader?

[–]ZippyKitty 16 points17 points ago

Soo that's what happens when you never give it back

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

The 4th sense's reckoning

[–]matrixrory 1 point2 points ago

sideways goatse cannot unsee!

[–]Coolstorykupo 2 points3 points ago

Inb4 Voldemort

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well at least this Batman post required some originality.

[–]basementboy 0 points1 point ago

The tantrum RISES, brother!

[–]Hazlet95 0 points1 point ago

You know what stops nose-taking? Five minutes of continuous gunfire and smoke bombs.

[–]spreadeaglebeagle 0 points1 point ago

Right From The Horse's Mask: The Truth Behind My Hostile Takeover of Gotham by Bane

"...I'll be honest all that revolution stuff was just a big lie to get support and funding. 100% it was all just because I hated it when grownups did that stupid 'got your nose' bullshit when I was a kid. It wasn't funny. I figured blowing up the world was the most logical solution to douchebags acting like they invented something that was fucking retarded 5 seconds after the first time it was ever done."

[–]scrtagent101 0 points1 point ago

I think Bane's problem was that someone did take his nose - if I'm interpreting the Nolan version correctly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well i think we need this mask as a child but not an adult, So comparison doesn't suits.

[–]NordicTankard 0 points1 point ago

Got dam. Look at them traps

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

I feel inadequate ):

[–]MiloOfIreland 0 points1 point ago

He'll brake your fucking back if you even try to touch his nose.

[–]steve1186 1 point2 points ago

That's better than accelerating your fucking back

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he had a nose under that mask. Or lips. Hell I wanna see that.

[–]ninjannie 0 points1 point ago

What exactly happened to his face again? I forget..

[–]weirdsexdream1 0 points1 point ago

9gag and summer

This post is the essence of it

[–]Sir_Llama 0 points1 point ago

Bad jokes plus The Dark Knight rises = instant Karma

[–]Toshiaki22 0 points1 point ago

As a noseless person, I find this rather funny

[–]jhb2wr 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory: "Used to"

[–]janma796 0 points1 point ago

lose nose, aquire facial goatse. life win

[–]lopzag 0 points1 point ago

Highly relevant in regard to stealing noses

[–]sami055 0 points1 point ago

Those traps are freakishly huge and gross.

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

SWOLE SHAMER

Swole people are people too! Swol pride.

[–]not_a_dentist 0 points1 point ago

My uncle still has my nose......

[–]Le_RedditXD -2 points-1 points ago

was this stolen from 9gag? Because this is 9gag quality.

[–]DudeBroBrahBossChief -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah I'm ready for about 10 thousand downvotes, reading this made me question why i come on this site. one of the most unfunny things I have ever seen, let alone on the front page. I think reddit is run by 10 year olds

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit -1 points0 points ago

Good idea, poor execution.

Wording is awkward and overly long.

[–]YouOnlyLive1ce -4 points-3 points ago

YOLO